yeah I'm into Tech news telling every cool human nothing except what's
slapping that's why we're changing the name of the show to slap
link AMD teased the ryzen 9800 x3d today
what that means in practice is that they said the name mentioned a launch date of
November 7th and said absolutely nothing else all right but it's okay that's what
leaks are for while AMD hasn't stated a price the 9800 x3d has already been
spotted at some us retailers for around 500 bucks on top of that leaked
cinebench R23 results from the nonch forums show the upcoming chip getting
over 25,000 points in multi-core and just over 2200 in single core the tested
CPU was overclocked but the results are fairly close to separate cinebench
results leaked by code Commando on Twitter big day for
cinebench C bench heads rise up do you think code Commando only ever tweets
without his underpants on I hope so code Commando also tweeted cinebench results
for the 9950 x3d leaked scores for an
unannounced chip making these numbers especially
naughty ooh according to those scores the 9950 x3d will be over 18% faster
than the 7950 x3d a massive shock to the
five people that bought a 7950 x3d but
even more shocking AMD is reportedly making even more ryzen 5000 CPUs ryzen 5
5600t and 5600 XT their existence has
been corroborated by leaker momomo us on
Twitter geekbench results and ASUS's official CPU support list for their
motherboards so there are now seven different chips in the ryzen 5600 series
I think we can stop now Intel said themselves that their upcoming Flagship
core Ultra 9 285k was just okay at
gaming compared to its predecessor the core I9 14900 K but it may be over 10%
faster in cinebench cine bench's big day
continues leaked cinebench scores for the upcoming chip were posted by a
Vietnamese leaker whose name I will not try to pronounce out of respect since
AOL Lake's whole identity has been efficiency it's worth noting that the
285k had to match the 14900 K's 250 wat
power draw to get those results but there were also leaked geekbench scores
for the locked core Ultra 285 nonk which
show the chip achieving comparable performance to the 14900 K despite the
285s maximum power draw being about 60 watts lower efficiency is what we're
into now get on get on board even the multicore score was on par despite the
285 Having Eight fewer threads due to the lack of hyperthreading see it's not
that the chips are bad they're just holding back their full power they're
like Shaggy with ankle weights compared to the 14900 nonk the 285 nonk beats it
by 12% in single core and 133% in
multi-core that's great news for power conscious users or Gamers who maybe want
to save a bit of money by getting a nonk chip but if that's the case you'll have
to be a bit patient Intel is launching the unlocked K chips this week but won't
release the nonk variants until CES 2025
just hold on I Believe In You valve said
they won't have yearly steam deck refreshes because they don't think it's
fair to customers at least that's according to deck designers Lawrence
Yang and yazan alhayat who gave an
interview to Aussie Outlet reviews.org last week specifically Yang feels that
it is unfair to your customers to release new versions of a product every
year that are only incrementally better a subtle jab at smartphone manufacturers
and also every other company ever now Yang has previous ly stated in
interviews that valve won't release a steam deck 2 until there's a
generational Improvement in performance but he's now after a more ambitious goal
of getting a generational leap in compute without sacrificing battery life
that's something both Yang and alah Hyatt think we'll be waiting at least a
couple of years for and that means we'll also probably be waiting a while for a
steam deck that finally has a variable refresh rate display the designers
actually told reviews.org that they intended VR r r for the steam deck OLED
but couldn't get it done on time but you
had to get that one out that one would that one was a rush job that people were
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a canid lifetime plan where are the quick
bits they're all around you the world is
quick bits but if I choose one place it would be
right here we don't usually get too excited
about phone processors but qualcom just announced new flagship the Snapdragon 8
Elite sounds so cool I'm getting a little flustered just thinking about it
the chip is called the 8 Elite instead of the 8 Gen 4 because it uses Orion
cores just like qualcomm's X Elite and X+ laptop CPUs that means this guy can
be up to 45% faster than the Snapdragon 8 gen 3 while using using 27% less power
there's also this n22 Benchmark courtesy of on leaks showing the eight Elite
scoring nearly twice as high as an iPhone 16 Pro Max this puts the
disappointing launch of the X Elite laptops into much clearer context I mean
Michael Jordan was just pretty good at baseball too Apple might finally fix the
iPad mini's jelly scrolling issue with the upcoming iPad Mini 7 according to
Jason Snell of the six colors podcast
jelly scrolling may sound delightful but it's actually a form of screen tearing
where the left and right half of the screen refresh out of sync resulting in
a wave effect and everyone learned about this when the last iPad Mini launched it
was great for some reason Apple decided that the iPad Mini screen would refresh
from left to right rather than top to bottom causing it to wobble like a bowl
of jelly or Santa's belly though it feels hurtful to point that
out Santa's working really hard sorry Santa he's on Atkins the internet
archive is slowly coming back online after the momentus hack recently but it
has been revealed that someone still has control of the site's internal emailing
tools users sending emails to the site report all getting the same response
clearly written by someone who isn't the internet archive the hacker has access
to the site's support tickets including anyone who emailed asking for their
information to be removed from the site the archive was at least able to send
one legitimate email email last week asking users for donations which we'll
be happy to do as soon as there's a way to do that safely please figure it out
in response to widespread rumors bite dance has confirmed that an intern was
fired in August apparently for intentionally sabotaging or at least
trying to sabotage the company's internal AI
training thing some of the Wilder speculation online claimed that the
sabotage involved over 8,000 gpus and
that bite dance had lost tens of millions of dollars presumably due to
the interns interference claims that bite Dan has called seriously
exaggerated the company has notably lagged behind its rivals in terms of AI
development and lost a high number of key AI Talent earlier this year but I
guess now it seems like they found at least one employee who gets results and
Microsoft has announced that businesses can now start making their own
autonomous AI agents starting next month
the company is also releasing 10 pre-made Bots that can carry out tasks
in multiple categories there are sales Bots that can prioritize sales leads and
automate order intake operations Bots
that can manage your supply chain and financial processes and of course Bots
for customer service the ones everyone
loves don't worry though Microsoft says these aren't meant to replace jobs
they're meant to free up time for more valuable tasks tasks like firing all the
people you just replace placed with AI I shouldn't laugh I'm sorry but we'd
never replace you as long as you come back on Wednesday for more Tech
news it's not a threat