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if a tech newsman falls in the woods and there's no one around to hear will there

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be anything for him to report H who can

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say this is why I stay indoors rumors about Windows 12 requiring a

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subscription swirled this week after German sight desk modder found

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references to a subscription Edition in a canary Channel Windows 11 Insider

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preview build that is absent in other Windows 11 builds nine way you might be

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saying if you speak terrible German and you might be right while Outlets like

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neowin initially supported desk moders hypothesis Windows Central the world's

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Premier experts in looking outside have argued that this subscription language

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isn't referring to the client version of Windows 12 but a newly discovered iot

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Enterprise subscription edition of Windows 11 however the subscription

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language could be a reference to new features in the future version of

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Windows that will require a subscription such as the inevitable roll out of the

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consumer version of the Windows 365 Cloud PC service and Windows 11 is only

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going to have more AI stuffed into it I could easily see Microsoft charging to

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have Bing attend meetings for you and make you sound smarter like every

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plotline involving twins except Danny DeVito and arold swarzenegger I'm just

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imagining them both doing impressions of the other I'm just a tiny little

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guy epic gam CEO Tim Sweeney said at a

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recent conference that his company will start charging non-game Developers for

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their use of Unreal Engine next year which means that Tim Sweeney may have

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only just realized non-game developers are using the service like for example

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green screen based gaming news shows what what are you doing what stop that

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what what you stop it stop good green

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Unreal Engine has been free for any user to download and use since 2015 with epic

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starting to take a 5% cut after any game built with it surpasses $1 million in

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Revenue but that's not what the mandal glan is it's a streaming TV series that

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started out promising before beginning the slow and arduous process of destroying its credibility among fans

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and they didn't have to pay Tim Sweeney a cent for their virtual set pieces

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Unreal Engine is being used by producers of film and TV shows vtubers with moap

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setups and Coldplay who brought BTS back

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as Holograms after the K-Pop group was tragically killed what they're alive

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what about Tupac no

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crap who are you talking to

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huh anyway Sweeney admitted at unreal Fest that epic games figured out that

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they had a financial problem 10 weeks before they decided to lay off over 800

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people but how was Tim Sweeney supposed to know that free Unreal Engine access

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giving away free games and starting then losing a massive lawsuit with apple will

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cost so much money meta's new AI has been making headlines for all the wrong

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reasons it came out last week that the company new AI chatbot was trained on

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public Facebook and Instagram posts though they excluded posts only shown to

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friends and family to respect consumers privacy meta then took all that money

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they saved by trolling their own platforms for training data and passed

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those savings on to celebrities and influencers by paying them millions to

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use their faces and likenesses for their weird experimental fictional AI

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characters but how else could they get Charles demilio to make sure our dance

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moves aren't sus meta's new emu AI image

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generator also couldn't avoid controversy this week Instagram

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messenger and WhatsApp users have been using the new sticker generation tool to

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make stickers of Elon Musk packing some dub Duong dong honos is that a real word

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no it's a euphemism for breast but it's also complete nonsense

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okay and then someone used it to create hot carl marks who has even bigger bonga

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gongs honah HS thankfully some some more cultured

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individuals have used the tool properly to give Waluigi a

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gun go ahead Nintendo don't give him his own game see what happens now it's time

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just kidding I'm back Apple apparently seriously considered switching the

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default search engine for private browsing on the iPhone and Mac from

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Google to duck ducko The Internet's number one bird themed search engine as

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part of the current antitrust case against Google search Duck Duck Go

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CEO Gabriel Weinberg testified that from

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2017 to 2019 they were in talks with apple because even in incognito mode

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Google's browser tracking can be hard to

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Duck duck. Go pitched similar proposals

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to Mozilla Opera and Samsung but eventually gave up because it concluded

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that Google's contract with each company was the biggest thing duck them

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over tsmc and Samsung are allegedly

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struggling to make large enough yields of 3 nanm nodes with the companies only

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achieving 50% and 60% yields respectively that's a big problem for

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Samsung because they need to get up to 70% yield if they want to get orders

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from Qualcomm on the other hand this might be for the best as by some

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analyses the 3 nmet node is barely worth switching to and the 3 nmet node is also

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being blamed for overheating iPhone 15 Pro chips as if that phone needed any

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more things to go wrong with it now the display is burning in too what happened

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with this phone Apple Tim Cook likes his chips fried ratings.com has been running

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an extensive burn-in test on three OLED PC monitors for about 5 months now

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they've been playing CNN's 24/7 news on the two existing OLED monitors with

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Samsung panels and one with an LG panel

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the Samsung panels are already showing burn in though that may be due to their

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higher brightness according to PC Gamer though they also point out that the

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sample size of three is a bit small which is weird because my doctor is

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always telling me that three is too many legs for a person to have but I know

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he's just jealous of how fast I'll be able to run once I get another one I'll

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find it luxury fashion house Prada has announced a partnership with axium space

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to design NASA's next gen lunar space suits for the 2025 emis 3 moon mission

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the aimu it's not how you say it space

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suit named after how Prada acquires feathers for its hats a

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u for fashion will be designed with the aim of

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increasing mobility and protection on the lunar surface no word yet on whether

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it will be Cerulean or the usual white

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another goal is to address comfort and the human element neglected in the

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design of Legacy suits and as such each axu suit will come with a safiano

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leather clutch and heels No taller than 2 in when we meet the aliens they'll be

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impressed first impressions are so important we were going to ignore you

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but wow and Google Japan has once again

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found themselves with a surplus of both money and tabs of LSD so they decided to

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make a key cap that is a wearable cap

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that functions as not just a single key switch but an entire

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keyboard how well thanks to an internal gyroscope you can select another

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character to type by turning the hat before you press it finally a reason to

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turn your hat to the side that isn't a very out ofd attempt at impersonating

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one of the youths hello fellow kids and

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you'll be very out of date if you don't come back on Monday for more Tech news

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and then the youths will laugh at you you don't want that