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Linus: Hey, it's going to be a spicy WAN Show, Sammy. 2 00:00:01.868 --> 00:00:05.672 Linus: Spicy, drama filled WAN Show; because of A+. 3 00:00:08.808 --> 00:00:10.343 Dan: I've got to give Linus his double meaning. 4 00:00:11.144 --> 00:00:14.147 Linus: Okay, what did you decide on for title? What do you guys like? 5 00:00:14.147 --> 00:00:14.581 Luke: Me? What? 6 00:00:14.581 --> 00:00:15.615 Linus: I'll give you a couple pitches. 7 00:00:15.682 --> 00:00:16.716 Sammy: I like "Breaking My Silence". 8 00:00:16.716 --> 00:00:17.851 Linus: These pitches be crazy. 9 00:00:17.851 --> 00:00:20.920 Luke: It sounds like a... Like a metal song 10 00:00:20.920 --> 00:00:23.156 Luke: from like a Christian metal band. Linus: I get nothing? 11 00:00:23.189 --> 00:00:24.424 Dan: Sorry, I didn't hear you. 12 00:00:24.424 --> 00:00:25.225 Luke: "Breaking My Silence". 13 00:00:27.594 --> 00:00:28.028 Linus: Yeah. 14 00:00:28.161 --> 00:00:28.995 Luke: Like legitimately. 15 00:00:31.131 --> 00:00:33.266 Linus: Now that'd be... "Breaking My"... 16 00:00:33.900 --> 00:00:36.369 Yeah, Breaking Something for sure, I don't know about Silence. 17 00:00:38.304 --> 00:00:38.805 Linus: Okay. 18 00:00:38.805 --> 00:00:39.406 Luke: Uuuh... 19 00:00:39.506 --> 00:00:40.607 Sammy: Can I make one suggestion? 20 00:00:41.041 --> 00:00:41.541 Linus: What's that? 21 00:00:41.674 --> 00:00:43.343 Sammy: Can I make one small suggestion? 22 00:00:43.343 --> 00:00:44.444 Linus: You can make a suggestion, yeah. 23 00:00:44.544 --> 00:00:46.146 Sammy: Can you talk about the Jimmy Fallon first? 24 00:00:46.146 --> 00:00:47.747 Sammy: Just so there's more people watching us, so we can get more calls. 25 00:00:47.814 --> 00:00:49.015 Linus: Yeah, I was actually thinking. 26 00:00:49.015 --> 00:00:50.683 Luke: They should be separated by a fair... 27 00:00:50.683 --> 00:00:51.317 Sammy: Other way around. 28 00:00:51.351 --> 00:00:53.620 Linus: I was actually going to, so I was going to pitch this to you. 29 00:00:53.720 --> 00:00:57.824 What I was kind of considering was immediately when we roll, 30 00:00:58.591 --> 00:01:00.193 not even introing the WAN Show. 31 00:01:00.427 --> 00:01:01.027 Luke: Whoaaa. 32 00:01:01.461 --> 00:01:03.430 Linus: Going straight into the topic and then- 33 00:01:03.430 --> 00:01:04.264 Luke: Intro it after maybe? 34 00:01:04.297 --> 00:01:08.234 Linus: Okay, with that unpleasantness out of the way; welcome to the WAN Show everyone. 35 00:01:08.868 --> 00:01:12.705 And we literally intro the Show, and don't treat it like a topic of the Show. 36 00:01:12.739 --> 00:01:13.606 Luke: I kind of dig that. 37 00:01:13.740 --> 00:01:14.307 Dan: Yeah. 38 00:01:14.474 --> 00:01:15.008 Sammy: Yeah. 39 00:01:15.008 --> 00:01:15.575 Dan: Yes. 40 00:01:15.675 --> 00:01:16.109 Sammy: I think- 41 00:01:16.142 --> 00:01:17.277 Luke: I don't know if any of this is... 42 00:01:17.911 --> 00:01:19.179 Sammy: That's for Chewy to decide. 43 00:01:19.846 --> 00:01:20.980 Luke: Okay, sure. 44 00:01:21.881 --> 00:01:24.284 Sammy: I just keep rolling and then I edit it, 45 00:01:24.317 --> 00:01:25.852 and then Chewy's like nah, and I cut it off. 46 00:01:25.852 --> 00:01:26.653 Linus: Hahahaha. 47 00:01:27.921 --> 00:01:28.655 Linus: That's smart. 48 00:01:28.788 --> 00:01:29.222 Luke: Cool. 49 00:01:29.255 --> 00:01:30.123 Luke: Yeah, I mean, sure. 50 00:01:30.490 --> 00:01:31.224 Linus: Not that I don't- 51 00:01:31.357 --> 00:01:33.326 Not that I don't trust your judgment, Sammy. 52 00:01:33.426 --> 00:01:34.694 Sammy: Oh, you don't know how to trust my judgment. 53 00:01:35.595 --> 00:01:37.630 Luke: How much stuff gets cut from your edits? 54 00:01:37.764 --> 00:01:38.898 Sammy: Not a lot, actually. 55 00:01:39.732 --> 00:01:42.735 Sammy: I like to think I've worked with Chewy long enough, 56 00:01:42.735 --> 00:01:44.104 so I know what he doesn't like and likes. 57 00:01:44.104 --> 00:01:45.772 Luke: Then why wouldn't we trust your judgment? 58 00:01:45.772 --> 00:01:46.739 Sammy: Because Chewy knows better. 59 00:01:46.739 --> 00:01:49.909 Linus: Because he doesn't want to make responsible judgment calls. 60 00:01:49.909 --> 00:01:51.311 Sammy: Yeah, I'm trying to have less responsibilities. 61 00:01:51.311 --> 00:01:54.814 Linus: He wants to be edgy and put it in, and have someone else be the adult. 62 00:01:55.281 --> 00:01:55.715 Sammy: Yeah. 63 00:01:55.715 --> 00:01:56.082 Linus: Right? 64 00:01:56.216 --> 00:01:57.083 Dan: That's what we all want. 65 00:01:57.117 --> 00:01:58.751 Linus: See? That's what... See? 66 00:01:59.419 --> 00:02:04.290 Linus: You'd be amazed how many people are completely capable of making good decisions, 67 00:02:04.457 --> 00:02:05.525 Luke: Hahahahahaha! 68 00:02:05.658 --> 00:02:07.961 Linus: and choose not to. 69 00:02:08.027 --> 00:02:09.195 Sammy: Because it's funny sometimes, you know? 70 00:02:10.396 --> 00:02:12.398 Sammy: Like you say, do what I say not as I do. 71 00:02:12.432 --> 00:02:13.833 Luke: Oh, man. 72 00:02:13.967 --> 00:02:14.534 Sammy: Right. 73 00:02:14.567 --> 00:02:15.802 Sammy: I will leave you guys to be. 74 00:02:16.369 --> 00:02:17.203 Luke: Okay, bye! 75 00:02:17.203 --> 00:02:17.804 Sammy: Bye! 76 00:02:17.837 --> 00:02:18.371 Sammy: Bye, Dan! 77 00:02:20.173 --> 00:02:21.174 Mark: Why is WAN Show late? 78 00:02:27.914 --> 00:02:28.948 Mark: Why is WAN Show late? 79 00:02:28.982 --> 00:02:30.617 Dan: We actually don't know. 80 00:02:31.851 --> 00:02:34.921 Dan: Luke said something came up, so he hasn't responded. 81 00:02:35.355 --> 00:02:35.755 Mark: Uh-oh. 82 00:02:37.190 --> 00:02:38.992 Dan: I don't know if it's like actually serious; 83 00:02:38.992 --> 00:02:42.162 normally he's a little bit more forthcoming, so I assume it probably is. 84 00:02:42.295 --> 00:02:48.902 I'll probably give it another little bit, and then I will give him a call. 85 00:02:51.504 --> 00:02:51.905 Mark: Okay. 86 00:02:51.905 --> 00:02:53.273 Dan: I don't know, this is a weird one this week. 87 00:02:53.406 --> 00:02:55.308 Mark: WAN Show's over, no more WAN Show. Dan: WAN Shows are hard. 88 00:02:55.742 --> 00:02:56.242 Mark: Hello. 89 00:02:56.442 --> 00:02:57.110 Luke: Hello. 90 00:02:57.110 --> 00:02:57.710 Mark: I'm Sammy. 91 00:02:57.810 --> 00:02:59.045 Luke: Is this why is WAN late? 92 00:02:59.179 --> 00:02:59.612 Mark: Yeah. 93 00:02:59.712 --> 00:03:00.847 Luke: I technically arrived. 94 00:03:00.947 --> 00:03:02.215 Mark: Yeah, you're not late. 95 00:03:02.348 --> 00:03:04.050 Luke: Yeah, I said I was going to be late though. 96 00:03:04.184 --> 00:03:04.484 Mark: Oh. 97 00:03:04.484 --> 00:03:05.351 Luke: I throw things off. 98 00:03:05.451 --> 00:03:12.192 Luke: Maybe if I retract my I'm going to be late before it's 4.30, 99 00:03:12.192 --> 00:03:13.159 maybe I can still win. 100 00:03:13.293 --> 00:03:14.427 Mark: So you're not going to be late? 101 00:03:15.595 --> 00:03:15.962 Luke: Yeah. 102 00:03:16.529 --> 00:03:17.797 Mark: So WAN Show's not going to be late. 103 00:03:18.298 --> 00:03:19.132 Luke: Well... Dan: Should I call Linus? 104 00:03:19.666 --> 00:03:21.734 Luke: WAN Show's almost certainly going to be late. 105 00:03:21.901 --> 00:03:22.869 Dan: Should I call Linus? 106 00:03:23.203 --> 00:03:24.504 Luke: You can call Linus, sure. 107 00:03:24.571 --> 00:03:31.344 Luke: And I think there's still some stuff to try to resolve before we go live. 108 00:03:31.377 --> 00:03:31.911 Mark: Like what? 109 00:03:32.011 --> 00:03:33.246 Luke: Uh, like what? 110 00:03:33.379 --> 00:03:34.180 Mark: Yeah, like what? 111 00:03:34.314 --> 00:03:36.583 Luke: Do you not know? Or are you just spurring? 112 00:03:36.616 --> 00:03:41.621 Mark: I, I, I, I know nothing; I am a video editor, I just sit in my room. 113 00:03:41.621 --> 00:03:42.322 Linus: Mr. Besser? 114 00:03:42.455 --> 00:03:43.423 Dan: Uh, hello sir. 115 00:03:43.556 --> 00:03:44.324 Linus: Oh, you called? 116 00:03:44.490 --> 00:03:45.792 Dan: Yes, Luke on set. 117 00:03:45.825 --> 00:03:46.459 Luke: What's up, Dawg? 118 00:03:47.627 --> 00:03:49.495 Linus: Um, let me check with these guys 119 00:03:49.495 --> 00:03:52.098 because I don't think we're wrapping this today anyway; are we, David? 120 00:03:52.098 --> 00:03:53.666 David: Oh yeah I think we can! 121 00:03:53.666 --> 00:03:55.235 Mark: I was too optimistic right there. 122 00:03:55.435 --> 00:03:56.069 Luke: Yeah. 123 00:03:56.236 --> 00:03:59.505 Luke: I, I, uh, I still don't think it's going to be on time. 124 00:03:59.505 --> 00:03:59.839 Linus: Hi. 125 00:03:59.973 --> 00:04:00.406 Elijah: What's up, gamer? 126 00:04:00.440 --> 00:04:01.407 Mark: Why is WAN Show on time? 127 00:04:01.507 --> 00:04:04.811 Linus: Uh, because WAN Show is very important. 128 00:04:04.944 --> 00:04:09.215 WAN Show, Mark, if you even are the real Sammy, 129 00:04:09.849 --> 00:04:15.188 is where we engage with our most engaged of viewers to whom we are engaged, 130 00:04:15.822 --> 00:04:16.789 parasocially speaking. 131 00:04:16.823 --> 00:04:17.690 Luke: Oh, I was just going to say, 132 00:04:17.724 --> 00:04:21.160 Luke: wow that's a- That's an extremely polyamorous relationship. 133 00:04:21.261 --> 00:04:25.298 Linus: Pfff. Luke: Hahahahahahaha! That's a lot of people. 134 00:04:25.331 --> 00:04:26.766 Luke: There's only three of us. 135 00:04:26.899 --> 00:04:29.068 Linus: What can I say? I'm not very discerning. 136 00:04:31.271 --> 00:04:34.140 Um, in truth, very discerning. 137 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:36.309 Linus: Yvonne, you are my queen and you are the absolute best. 138 00:04:36.342 --> 00:04:36.943 Luke: Hahaha. 139 00:04:37.277 --> 00:04:40.446 Linus: Um, sorry, do you need anything else or-? 140 00:04:40.446 --> 00:04:42.015 Linus: Oh okay, no just- Oh this is, yeah. 141 00:04:42.015 --> 00:04:43.182 Luke: This is why is WAN late. 142 00:04:43.216 --> 00:04:43.616 Linus: Yeah. 143 00:04:43.716 --> 00:04:44.350 Luke: Sammy's not here. 144 00:04:44.384 --> 00:04:44.884 Linus: Oh, okay, cool. 145 00:04:44.884 --> 00:04:47.287 I mean, I guess technically I am technically late. 146 00:04:47.654 --> 00:04:49.155 Mark: I mean, I can just hang out too. 147 00:04:49.289 --> 00:04:49.856 Linus: Yeah. 148 00:04:49.856 --> 00:04:50.123 Mark: Yeah. 149 00:04:50.123 --> 00:04:50.590 Linus: Yeah, sure. 150 00:04:50.590 --> 00:04:52.759 Mark: I'm down; what's the topic for today? 151 00:04:53.626 --> 00:04:55.728 Luke: Hahahahahahaha. 152 00:04:56.195 --> 00:04:57.864 Linus: What isn't the topic for today? 153 00:04:58.898 --> 00:05:02.969 Luke: I'm excited to talk about, uh, I don't know if it's even in the doc. 154 00:05:03.002 --> 00:05:03.936 Linus: My narcissism? 155 00:05:04.037 --> 00:05:04.804 Luke: I hope it is. 156 00:05:04.937 --> 00:05:10.176 Luke: Uh, Linus's narcissism and- What is he called? 157 00:05:12.245 --> 00:05:14.747 Luke: Anyon, Anyon? Anyon_e? 158 00:05:14.747 --> 00:05:15.515 Linus: Oh, Ares Tech. 159 00:05:16.182 --> 00:05:16.616 Luke: No. 160 00:05:16.749 --> 00:05:17.250 Linus: The silly pen. 161 00:05:17.250 --> 00:05:17.984 Luke: No, the laptop. 162 00:05:19.352 --> 00:05:20.953 Linus: Oh, that thing; yeah, that thing's sick. Luke: The kid who did his own laptop. 163 00:05:21.054 --> 00:05:22.488 Luke: That's cool! It's really cool. 164 00:05:22.588 --> 00:05:26.926 Luke: I wanted like, you know, I wanted something positive to go in the show, 165 00:05:27.026 --> 00:05:30.229 and uh, I don't even know how I found that link but, 166 00:05:30.797 --> 00:05:31.197 Mark: Wait. 167 00:05:31.464 --> 00:05:32.699 Luke: I watched it and it was fantastic. 168 00:05:32.732 --> 00:05:33.933 Mark: When did you become a narcissist? 169 00:05:34.367 --> 00:05:35.068 Linus: A narcissist? 170 00:05:35.101 --> 00:05:35.601 Mark: Yeah. 171 00:05:35.635 --> 00:05:38.071 Linus: I mean, I've always been the best at being a narcissist. 172 00:05:38.705 --> 00:05:40.707 Linus: Is that a narcissistic thing to say? 173 00:05:40.740 --> 00:05:41.441 Luke: Uh... 174 00:05:42.141 --> 00:05:44.077 Linus: I've never admitted to- Like no, I've never, 175 00:05:44.077 --> 00:05:45.345 Luke: Is that narcissistic or just egotistical. 176 00:05:45.345 --> 00:05:47.580 Linus: I have never admitted to being a narcissist. 177 00:05:47.580 --> 00:05:48.181 Dan: There you go. 178 00:05:48.247 --> 00:05:52.752 Linus: And I won't apologize for it; and if you think I am, you're wrong. 179 00:05:53.353 --> 00:05:56.522 Linus: And if you are wrong, then it doesn't matter; no, what's the gaslight? 180 00:05:56.522 --> 00:05:57.724 Luke: And if you are one, I'm better at it than you are. 181 00:05:57.757 --> 00:05:59.992 Linus: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Eat sh**. 182 00:05:59.992 --> 00:06:01.094 Dan: If I was, I'd be better at it. 183 00:06:01.094 --> 00:06:02.228 Luke: I'm the best narcissist! 184 00:06:04.364 --> 00:06:04.731 Mark: Good. 185 00:06:04.864 --> 00:06:05.898 Luke: You've got to catch them all. 186 00:06:06.065 --> 00:06:07.233 Mark: Life goals, life goals. 187 00:06:09.769 --> 00:06:10.136 Luke: Okay. 188 00:06:10.303 --> 00:06:12.839 Linus: I'm sure me making fun of someone calling me a narcissist 189 00:06:12.839 --> 00:06:14.407 is a narcissistic behavior, though. 190 00:06:15.174 --> 00:06:15.908 Luke: Is it? Probably. 191 00:06:15.908 --> 00:06:18.578 Linus: Yeah; well, if I was then it would be like, 192 00:06:18.611 --> 00:06:21.881 that would amp me up to another level; proving once again that I am, in fact, 193 00:06:22.248 --> 00:06:23.916 Linus: the best narcissist. 194 00:06:23.950 --> 00:06:25.318 Luke: Well, so there's like levels to this. 195 00:06:25.351 --> 00:06:26.819 Linus: I think so, there's got to be. 196 00:06:26.919 --> 00:06:28.755 Linus: I mean, karate has levels. 197 00:06:28.888 --> 00:06:29.489 Luke: Be humble. 198 00:06:29.589 --> 00:06:31.524 Linus: I could be a black belt narcissist. 199 00:06:32.325 --> 00:06:33.226 Luke: That's pretty sick, actually. 200 00:06:33.259 --> 00:06:34.827 Linus: What's your like, what's your takedown? 201 00:06:34.827 --> 00:06:35.862 Luke: Competitive narcissism? 202 00:06:35.862 --> 00:06:39.832 Linus: Yeah, like your takedown would just be like, never apologizing. 203 00:06:43.035 --> 00:06:43.469 Mark: Yeah. 204 00:06:44.604 --> 00:06:45.638 Luke: But just the stare? 205 00:06:45.671 --> 00:06:46.072 Linus: Yeah. 206 00:06:46.105 --> 00:06:49.041 Luke: You need like, what's, what's a Pokemon move where you just stare at someone? 207 00:06:49.041 --> 00:06:50.243 Linus: Stare, or glare. 208 00:06:50.276 --> 00:06:50.877 Luke: Glare, there we go. 209 00:06:50.877 --> 00:06:52.345 Linus: Yeah, why did I think it was stare? 210 00:06:52.345 --> 00:06:52.779 Linus: Come on. 211 00:06:52.779 --> 00:06:55.982 Linus: I was so, I was so close to being quick on the comeback there. 212 00:06:56.649 --> 00:06:59.185 Linus: "Linus sucks, Luke's a good dude but Linus sucks". 213 00:06:59.185 --> 00:07:00.119 Linus: Yeah, what is up with that? 214 00:07:00.219 --> 00:07:01.387 Luke and Mark: Hahahahaha. 215 00:07:01.387 --> 00:07:04.424 Linus: How can such a, how can such a good and discerning man 216 00:07:04.457 --> 00:07:07.093 Linus: hang around with such a miserable piece of sh**. 217 00:07:07.093 --> 00:07:08.227 Luke: I must have horrible taste in friends. 218 00:07:08.261 --> 00:07:09.228 Linus: You have the worst taste. 219 00:07:09.295 --> 00:07:12.064 Linus: Also, your career prospects, basically zero; 220 00:07:12.098 --> 00:07:14.901 which is why you are f***ing stuck with me. 221 00:07:14.934 --> 00:07:18.104 Luke: Yep, yep; I can't go anywhere, it's horrible. 222 00:07:18.104 --> 00:07:22.475 Luke: He, he actually, uh, I have to ask permission to even show up to work 223 00:07:22.842 --> 00:07:23.609 or leave the house. 224 00:07:24.110 --> 00:07:24.544 Linus: Yeah. 225 00:07:24.677 --> 00:07:26.379 Luke: Uh, really any activity in general. 226 00:07:26.412 --> 00:07:28.147 Luke: I have an app on my phone that's specific. 227 00:07:28.147 --> 00:07:29.882 Luke: I press a button and there's like a- 228 00:07:29.882 --> 00:07:31.984 It expands different categories of different activities. 229 00:07:32.018 --> 00:07:34.353 Luke: Like if I go to the gym, I have to be like, can I do bench pressing? 230 00:07:34.353 --> 00:07:37.089 Linus: It's quicker for us to list the ways that I don't abuse him. 231 00:07:37.223 --> 00:07:38.524 Luke: Yeah, yeah. 232 00:07:38.524 --> 00:07:39.692 Linus: Physical, cause like- 233 00:07:40.326 --> 00:07:41.894 Luke: It would be a little bit more difficult. Linus: You know? Yeah. 234 00:07:41.894 --> 00:07:42.762 Linus: But anything else, 235 00:07:42.862 --> 00:07:43.696 Luke: He's a psychic. 236 00:07:43.696 --> 00:07:44.464 Linus: Including that one. 237 00:07:44.530 --> 00:07:45.031 Luke: He's a psychic... 238 00:07:45.031 --> 00:07:45.932 Linus: It's on the table. 239 00:07:45.965 --> 00:07:46.966 Luke: Hahahaha! 240 00:07:48.167 --> 00:07:48.968 Linus: Oh, sick! 241 00:07:48.968 --> 00:07:50.102 Arthur: Yes, Labs collection! 242 00:07:50.236 --> 00:07:52.505 Luke: Ayyy. Linus: What a week for a Labs collection. 243 00:07:52.638 --> 00:07:54.707 Luke: Ayyyy! Arthur: T-shirt for you, hoodie for you. 244 00:07:54.707 --> 00:07:55.842 Linus: Awesome, thank you. 245 00:07:55.942 --> 00:07:56.309 Arthur: Yes. 246 00:07:56.742 --> 00:07:58.110 Arthur: Uh, and we also, 247 00:07:58.110 --> 00:08:01.948 uh, I actually don't know if we're going to release it anymore just because of- 248 00:08:01.948 --> 00:08:03.115 Linus: I'm not sorry! 249 00:08:03.115 --> 00:08:05.485 Luke: Hahahahaha! Linus: Oh, you missed it, Mark; I threw a thing at him. 250 00:08:07.353 --> 00:08:07.987 Luke: Wait, do it again. 251 00:08:08.254 --> 00:08:08.688 Mark: Do it again. 252 00:08:09.055 --> 00:08:10.323 Luke: Oh, God. 253 00:08:10.456 --> 00:08:11.757 Linus: I'm not sorry! 254 00:08:11.791 --> 00:08:12.492 Luke: How could you!? 255 00:08:12.525 --> 00:08:13.459 Mark: Alright, now let me get another- 256 00:08:13.493 --> 00:08:14.427 Linus: How could I do what!? 257 00:08:16.062 --> 00:08:17.263 Linus: I didn't do anything. 258 00:08:17.263 --> 00:08:18.664 Luke: I'm sorry, sir. 259 00:08:18.731 --> 00:08:20.433 Luke: Let me put on the company branded merch sir. Mark: Now do it again, another angle. 260 00:08:20.466 --> 00:08:21.133 Linus: Oh, another angle? 261 00:08:21.167 --> 00:08:22.134 Mark: Yeah, yeah; another. 262 00:08:22.235 --> 00:08:23.002 Luke: Oh, God. 263 00:08:23.302 --> 00:08:24.103 Linus and Mark: *Laughs* 264 00:08:24.170 --> 00:08:24.904 Luke: So much damage. 265 00:08:26.005 --> 00:08:26.672 Linus: Emotional damage. 266 00:08:26.672 --> 00:08:28.608 Arthur: Only a narcissist would wear his own stuff. 267 00:08:28.608 --> 00:08:29.575 Linus: Yeah, I mean right? 268 00:08:29.609 --> 00:08:30.409 Mark: Hahaha. 269 00:08:31.077 --> 00:08:34.847 Linus: With such giant, with such giant my name all over it, too. 270 00:08:34.881 --> 00:08:36.148 Arthur: It is just a blank T-shirt. 271 00:08:36.148 --> 00:08:36.549 Luke: Okay. 272 00:08:36.549 --> 00:08:36.883 Arthur: Yeah. 273 00:08:36.883 --> 00:08:37.350 Luke: Okay. 274 00:08:37.650 --> 00:08:39.485 Linus: Oh, is it- It's a blank T-shirt? 275 00:08:39.485 --> 00:08:40.820 Arthur: Yeah, but it has a Lab thing. 276 00:08:40.820 --> 00:08:41.554 Luke: It just says Labs on it. 277 00:08:41.954 --> 00:08:42.522 Linus: Oh. 278 00:08:42.989 --> 00:08:45.157 Linus: Oh, I guess there's probably like a trademark reason we had to do that, right? 279 00:08:45.157 --> 00:08:46.158 Arthur: Yes, that's right, yeah. Linus: That makes sense, yeah. 280 00:08:46.259 --> 00:08:46.959 Dan: Hello. 281 00:08:49.095 --> 00:08:49.529 Sammy: Hi. 282 00:08:50.363 --> 00:08:51.097 Luke: What's up, Dog? 283 00:08:51.130 --> 00:08:51.731 Sammy: WAN late? 284 00:08:51.831 --> 00:08:53.666 Dan: WAN is just about late. 285 00:08:53.666 --> 00:08:54.934 Luke: It's not technically late yet. 286 00:08:56.202 --> 00:08:58.237 Luke: He technically has like two and a half minutes. 287 00:08:59.005 --> 00:09:00.573 Sammy: He's not going to finish in two and a half minutes. 288 00:09:01.140 --> 00:09:02.341 Luke: You think? Were you just over there? 289 00:09:02.375 --> 00:09:03.709 Sammy: I mean the outro takes like two minutes, 290 00:09:03.776 --> 00:09:05.278 thumbnail takes another like minute. 291 00:09:05.378 --> 00:09:06.846 Luke: Do I get another dub? 292 00:09:06.946 --> 00:09:08.614 Sammy: I have a way to end WAN late. 293 00:09:08.714 --> 00:09:09.582 Luke: You're going to end it!? 294 00:09:09.682 --> 00:09:11.784 Sammy: Oh like, season one. 295 00:09:12.418 --> 00:09:12.852 Luke: Oh, okay. 296 00:09:12.885 --> 00:09:13.519 Sammy: Yeah. 297 00:09:13.653 --> 00:09:15.121 Luke: So, we're going into seasons now. 298 00:09:15.154 --> 00:09:15.555 Sammy: Yeah. 299 00:09:15.655 --> 00:09:17.857 Sammy: Well, I don't want to keep adding up scores; 300 00:09:17.857 --> 00:09:20.726 I mean, risk is nothing if you're so far ahead. 301 00:09:21.627 --> 00:09:24.430 Sammy: So, I'm trying to make it more interesting. 302 00:09:24.564 --> 00:09:25.498 Luke: Yeah, you're right. 303 00:09:25.631 --> 00:09:26.766 Dan: Will he make it to the playoffs? 304 00:09:27.934 --> 00:09:29.302 Sammy: He just might, he just might. 305 00:09:29.435 --> 00:09:31.003 Sammy: What do you think of Colton's desk outside? 306 00:09:32.104 --> 00:09:33.039 Dan: Colton's desk is outside? 307 00:09:33.172 --> 00:09:34.140 Sammy: Yeah. 308 00:09:34.140 --> 00:09:34.707 Dan: Why? 309 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:35.875 Sammy: Have you not seen it? 310 00:09:35.975 --> 00:09:36.275 Dan: No. 311 00:09:36.275 --> 00:09:36.742 Luke: No. 312 00:09:36.776 --> 00:09:39.312 Sammy: Wait, come on, come on; I'll show you. 313 00:09:39.445 --> 00:09:41.781 Dan: He's going to... This is a ploy; 314 00:09:41.781 --> 00:09:43.115 he's going to come back here while we're outside. 315 00:09:43.115 --> 00:09:44.884 Sammy: No, no, no; I'm the judge. 316 00:09:47.219 --> 00:09:49.255 Sammy: I'm judging, he's already lost, he's already lost. 317 00:09:49.288 --> 00:09:50.089 Luke: Alright, I'm trusting you. 318 00:09:51.090 --> 00:09:52.058 Luke: This isn't outside. 319 00:09:52.124 --> 00:09:53.326 Dan: I walked right past it. 320 00:09:55.628 --> 00:09:56.729 Sammy: It's a reception desk. 321 00:09:59.398 --> 00:10:00.800 Luke: "Sponsor magnet"? 322 00:10:01.500 --> 00:10:02.835 Sammy: Yeah, I don't know; it was his. 323 00:10:03.803 --> 00:10:04.370 Sammy: Yeah. 324 00:10:04.503 --> 00:10:05.705 Luke: He doesn't like reading? 325 00:10:06.472 --> 00:10:06.739 Sammy: Huh? 326 00:10:06.739 --> 00:10:07.807 Luke: It's still shrink wrapped. 327 00:10:08.207 --> 00:10:08.741 Sammy: I don't know. 328 00:10:08.874 --> 00:10:10.910 Sammy: I don't know, it's not my mail. 329 00:10:10.943 --> 00:10:11.777 Luke: Why is he out here? 330 00:10:12.078 --> 00:10:15.114 Sammy: Because I like to f*** with Colton now, when he's gone. 331 00:10:17.383 --> 00:10:18.584 Sammy: It's my new sense of joy. 332 00:10:19.418 --> 00:10:20.987 Sammy: Have you seen his desk upstairs now? 333 00:10:21.020 --> 00:10:21.854 Luke: No. 334 00:10:23.322 --> 00:10:26.692 Luke: Well that's not his desk, right? He's not in here, right? 335 00:10:26.692 --> 00:10:27.159 Dan: Aw. 336 00:10:27.827 --> 00:10:28.995 Dan: No, that's... meeting room. 337 00:10:28.995 --> 00:10:29.562 Dan: That's his desk. 338 00:10:29.829 --> 00:10:30.796 Luke: Oh, my. 339 00:10:34.834 --> 00:10:35.701 Sammy: Do you think he'll like it? 340 00:10:35.801 --> 00:10:38.237 Luke: Yeah, honestly; they'll probably find it funny, 341 00:10:38.904 --> 00:10:39.572 that's pretty good. 342 00:10:40.539 --> 00:10:41.207 Sammy: It's a new desk. 343 00:10:41.340 --> 00:10:43.876 Luke: You guys need uh, some cable management products. 344 00:10:44.744 --> 00:10:45.511 Luke: Damn, man. 345 00:10:47.913 --> 00:10:48.414 Dan: What? 346 00:10:48.547 --> 00:10:49.749 Luke: Look at the phones. 347 00:10:50.850 --> 00:10:52.151 Dan: They're the new Nothings, right? 348 00:10:52.151 --> 00:10:54.587 Luke: Yeah, but they're not held up by anything, they just left them there. 349 00:10:56.222 --> 00:10:56.789 Dan: It's B-roll. 350 00:10:58.057 --> 00:10:58.724 Sammy: It's B-roll. 351 00:10:59.191 --> 00:11:01.761 Luke: I just like- I, ugh. 352 00:11:03.062 --> 00:11:03.963 Sammy: They're just that thick. 353 00:11:04.096 --> 00:11:06.298 Luke: You wonder like why we drop things. 354 00:11:07.099 --> 00:11:07.800 Sammy: Oh, yes, okay. 355 00:11:07.800 --> 00:11:08.901 Sammy: Oh, you know what? I'll just tell you. 356 00:11:09.035 --> 00:11:13.239 Sammy: So for season one ending, the whoever was late the most is gonna wear... 357 00:11:13.239 --> 00:11:16.809 You know the dunce cap? It's gonna say, it's gonna say "Late" on it, though. 358 00:11:17.376 --> 00:11:18.511 Sammy: And they have to wear it for the intro. 359 00:11:20.012 --> 00:11:21.814 Sammy: And don't even acknowledge it, and that's it. 360 00:11:22.415 --> 00:11:23.349 Luke: That's amazing. 361 00:11:23.449 --> 00:11:25.284 So wait, like the intro to WAN? 362 00:11:25.418 --> 00:11:25.985 Sammy: Yeah. 363 00:11:25.985 --> 00:11:26.385 Luke: Nice. 364 00:11:26.619 --> 00:11:29.255 Sammy: And pre-show, but they can't acknowledge it. 365 00:11:29.321 --> 00:11:30.690 Luke: They can't acknowledge it. 366 00:11:30.690 --> 00:11:31.524 Sammy: Yeah, I want to wear- 367 00:11:31.524 --> 00:11:35.261 Luke: Can I like force the issue? Can I ask them why they're wearing the hat? 368 00:11:35.261 --> 00:11:36.996 Luke: And they just have to like avoid the- 369 00:11:37.029 --> 00:11:37.463 Sammy: Yeah. 370 00:11:37.596 --> 00:11:38.564 Sammy: Hahahaha. 371 00:11:38.664 --> 00:11:41.267 Luke: I just want to make it as annoying as possible. 372 00:11:42.334 --> 00:11:42.735 Sammy: Yeah. 373 00:11:42.835 --> 00:11:43.703 Luke: That's fantastic. 374 00:11:43.803 --> 00:11:47.039 Sammy: Yeah, I'll do it next week because that episode 375 00:11:47.139 --> 00:11:49.041 of determining Who the winner is, is coming out next week. 376 00:11:49.108 --> 00:11:49.709 Luke: Mmmm. 377 00:11:49.842 --> 00:11:51.544 Sammy: So, it makes sense to restart it then. 378 00:11:52.178 --> 00:11:52.745 Luke: Nice. 379 00:11:53.079 --> 00:11:54.213 Luke: What's the score right now? 380 00:11:54.714 --> 00:11:55.915 Sammy: 9.5 to 12. 381 00:11:57.249 --> 00:12:01.120 Sammy: There's a day, I think Linus was like super early or Dan was late; 382 00:12:01.821 --> 00:12:04.123 so he got a half point and everyone agreed, I was like okay. 383 00:12:06.826 --> 00:12:07.793 Luke: 9.5 to 12. 384 00:12:08.160 --> 00:12:08.527 Sammy: Yeah. 385 00:12:08.661 --> 00:12:09.462 Luke: That doesn't sound right. 386 00:12:09.595 --> 00:12:13.132 Because that would mean I've only been here ahead of him three times. 387 00:12:14.533 --> 00:12:15.101 Sammy: Yeah. 388 00:12:15.668 --> 00:12:16.235 Dan: That's not right. 389 00:12:16.368 --> 00:12:16.969 Luke: That's not right. 390 00:12:16.969 --> 00:12:18.971 Arthur: There's no way, there's no way that's right. 391 00:12:18.971 --> 00:12:20.406 Sammy: I kept track every week, I don't know what to tell you. 392 00:12:20.673 --> 00:12:23.342 Arthur: I don't know, last time you've kept track of something... 393 00:12:23.342 --> 00:12:23.776 I don't know. 394 00:12:23.776 --> 00:12:24.910 Sammy: Wait, what is that supposed to mean? 395 00:12:24.944 --> 00:12:28.314 Arthur: Remember the points, Elijah versus Linus? 396 00:12:28.414 --> 00:12:29.415 Sammy: Oh, I don't know what happened with that one. 397 00:12:29.448 --> 00:12:30.082 Luke: Hahaha! 398 00:12:30.516 --> 00:12:31.884 Sammy: Don't worry about it, it's 9.5. 399 00:12:31.884 --> 00:12:33.319 Dan: In the begining Linus would get wins 400 00:12:33.352 --> 00:12:36.122 for sitting down for five seconds and then leaving, right? 401 00:12:36.122 --> 00:12:37.323 Luke: Oh, yeah. 402 00:12:38.357 --> 00:12:39.625 Sammy: New rules; new season, new rules. 403 00:12:39.658 --> 00:12:40.392 Luke: Okay. 404 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:42.962 Sammy: Yeah, the judge has spine this time. Luke: New season will be more fair. 405 00:12:43.929 --> 00:12:44.864 Sammy: You won! 406 00:12:45.231 --> 00:12:48.734 Luke: Yeah, I need to win by more; you don't understand. 407 00:12:48.801 --> 00:12:53.172 Luke: It's not about the victory, it's about the depth of the crush. 408 00:12:53.405 --> 00:12:55.107 Sammy: The depth of the crush. 409 00:12:55.407 --> 00:12:56.108 Sammy: You were saying? 410 00:12:56.375 --> 00:12:58.077 Arthur: Yeah, that doesn't count. 411 00:12:58.244 --> 00:13:02.748 That's like, you know when people will like hop out of their car 412 00:13:02.748 --> 00:13:05.684 and then go to the parking spot and like stand there, 413 00:13:05.785 --> 00:13:09.421 like saving the parking spot for somebody, that's like the same thing. 414 00:13:09.421 --> 00:13:09.755 Luke: Yeah. 415 00:13:09.822 --> 00:13:10.489 Arthur: It doesn't count. 416 00:13:10.756 --> 00:13:11.924 Sammy: But they get the parking spot. 417 00:13:12.024 --> 00:13:13.926 Luke: Especially because sometimes he would show up, 418 00:13:13.959 --> 00:13:17.863 do like the thumbnail, and then leave for like an hour. 419 00:13:18.864 --> 00:13:21.100 Luke: "It wasn't late because of me", yeah it was! 420 00:13:22.868 --> 00:13:26.739 Sammy: So, season two, the judge grows a spine; and is not influenced. 421 00:13:27.439 --> 00:13:27.940 Luke: Nice. 422 00:13:29.475 --> 00:13:33.546 Nick: Have you seen, you've probably seen the party shirts that we're doing? 423 00:13:33.546 --> 00:13:35.314 Nick: The screensaver ones? 424 00:13:35.347 --> 00:13:37.016 Nick: Have you not seen those? 425 00:13:37.049 --> 00:13:37.850 Luke: I don't, I don't see anything. 426 00:13:37.883 --> 00:13:38.984 Nick: Oh my god. 427 00:13:38.984 --> 00:13:40.719 Luke: I see stuff when it shows up on the WAN set, I'm not kidding. 428 00:13:40.719 --> 00:13:42.087 Nick: Oh my god. 429 00:13:42.121 --> 00:13:42.788 Sammy: I saw it. 430 00:13:42.788 --> 00:13:43.722 Nick: You've seen it? 431 00:13:43.722 --> 00:13:44.056 Sammy: Yeah. 432 00:13:44.056 --> 00:13:45.491 Nick: When does this come out to Floatplane? 433 00:13:46.192 --> 00:13:46.792 Sammy: February. 434 00:13:47.393 --> 00:13:48.727 Nick: When? Like later in February? 435 00:13:48.761 --> 00:13:49.628 Sammy: First month of February. 436 00:13:49.628 --> 00:13:50.162 Nick: First- 437 00:13:50.296 --> 00:13:51.330 Sammy: Wait, first month of March. 438 00:13:51.463 --> 00:13:51.797 Nick: Huh!? 439 00:13:51.931 --> 00:13:53.566 Sammy: Sorry, sorry, sorry; March, March, March. Nick: First month of March? 440 00:13:53.699 --> 00:13:54.733 Nick: Sammy, are you okay? 441 00:13:55.334 --> 00:13:57.336 Sammy: Sorry, I forgot January's ending. 442 00:13:57.336 --> 00:13:58.337 Nick: First week of March. 443 00:13:58.470 --> 00:13:59.338 Sammy: I forgot, I forgot. 444 00:13:59.471 --> 00:14:00.639 Nick: You're trying to say first week of March. 445 00:14:00.639 --> 00:14:01.106 Sammy: Yes, yes. 446 00:14:01.240 --> 00:14:03.576 Nick: Okay, so then they will have already seen the 447 00:14:04.643 --> 00:14:07.246 not Windows screensaver party shirts. 448 00:14:07.313 --> 00:14:07.813 Sammy: Yeah. 449 00:14:07.880 --> 00:14:09.515 Nick: Hopefully we don't get a cease and desist. 450 00:14:09.515 --> 00:14:09.982 Arthur: Boom. 451 00:14:10.516 --> 00:14:11.717 Nick: Let's go, our pipes. 452 00:14:12.384 --> 00:14:13.352 Sammy: Oh, Luke is here first. 453 00:14:15.221 --> 00:14:16.155 Dan: What the hell is going on? 454 00:14:16.422 --> 00:14:17.957 Luke: Hahahahaha. 455 00:14:19.358 --> 00:14:20.526 Arthur: That was cool or what. 456 00:14:20.526 --> 00:14:23.095 Luke: Holy s***; so I mean, uh, uh. 457 00:14:23.195 --> 00:14:24.363 Arthur and Sammy: Hahahaha. 458 00:14:24.496 --> 00:14:25.931 Luke: These are awesome. 459 00:14:26.298 --> 00:14:26.799 Nick: Two weeks. 460 00:14:27.299 --> 00:14:28.634 Linus: So exciting. 461 00:14:28.767 --> 00:14:29.368 Sammy: You're late. 462 00:14:29.468 --> 00:14:33.772 Linus: I know I'm late, I have absolutely zero defense. 463 00:14:33.839 --> 00:14:34.273 Nick: Let's go. 464 00:14:34.273 --> 00:14:37.109 Linus: Other than, other than the narcissist defense, 465 00:14:37.776 --> 00:14:42.014 which is that I didn't do it, and if I did it didn't matter. 466 00:14:42.548 --> 00:14:45.284 And if it did, it was your fault; how does it go? 467 00:14:45.417 --> 00:14:45.985 Luke: I don't know. 468 00:14:46.118 --> 00:14:46.719 Linus: How does it go? 469 00:14:46.852 --> 00:14:47.653 Luke: To be honest, I'm unfamiliar. 470 00:14:47.686 --> 00:14:52.358 Linus: "If I did, it was your fault"; and if it wasn't... 471 00:14:53.926 --> 00:14:54.860 I don't know, I can't remember. 472 00:14:54.894 --> 00:14:55.961 Luke: And it was someone else's fault? 473 00:14:56.595 --> 00:14:57.463 Linus: No, I don't remember. 474 00:14:57.463 --> 00:14:59.431 Luke: Also, your time is so valuable that honestly 475 00:14:59.431 --> 00:15:01.767 the wasted time of the people here is just inconsequential. 476 00:15:02.534 --> 00:15:03.168 Linus: Oh, that's good. 477 00:15:03.269 --> 00:15:03.736 Luke: Yeah. 478 00:15:03.736 --> 00:15:04.370 Linus: That's good! 479 00:15:04.503 --> 00:15:05.504 Luke: *Laughs* 480 00:15:05.771 --> 00:15:07.473 Sammy: Oh, is that part of the quote? 481 00:15:07.506 --> 00:15:08.240 Linus: I dunno. 482 00:15:08.307 --> 00:15:09.008 Sammy: Oh. 483 00:15:09.141 --> 00:15:09.942 Luke: We're messing around. 484 00:15:09.975 --> 00:15:11.477 Sammy: Oh, okay; I was really confused. 485 00:15:12.044 --> 00:15:14.480 Sammy: Okay; well, enjoy WAN. 486 00:15:15.347 --> 00:15:16.415 Sammy: Byeeee. 487 00:15:16.448 --> 00:15:17.917 Linus: There are literally more people waiting for me... 488 00:15:21.120 --> 00:15:21.520 Sammy: Hi. 489 00:15:21.553 --> 00:15:22.054 Tivy: Recording 490 00:15:22.288 --> 00:15:24.023 Sammy: I forgot to bring something for you. 491 00:15:25.557 --> 00:15:26.759 Sammy: You didn't win this. 492 00:15:29.395 --> 00:15:30.396 Luke: Oh, my God. 493 00:15:31.997 --> 00:15:34.633 Luke: Sorry, does he just have to wear that for the pre-show or the whole Show? 494 00:15:34.900 --> 00:15:36.001 Sammy: Uh, for the whole Show. 495 00:15:36.302 --> 00:15:37.403 Luke: Hahahahaha. 496 00:15:37.536 --> 00:15:38.604 Sammy: And he can't address it. 497 00:15:40.339 --> 00:15:42.207 Sammy: He's not allowed to address why he's wearing it. 498 00:15:43.242 --> 00:15:43.943 Luke: What is this? 499 00:15:45.945 --> 00:15:47.913 Sammy: It's a beanie. 500 00:15:48.047 --> 00:15:50.816 Luke: Yeah, but what's the coloring on it? 501 00:15:50.950 --> 00:15:51.650 Sammy: I don't know. 502 00:15:52.151 --> 00:15:52.584 Luke: Oh. 503 00:15:52.885 --> 00:15:54.720 Sammy: I just asked for beanie, and that's what I got. 504 00:15:56.088 --> 00:15:57.189 Sammy: I think it's for the lambo. 505 00:15:57.289 --> 00:15:59.158 Luke: It's like sealed clothes. 506 00:16:00.092 --> 00:16:00.459 Sammy: Yeah. 507 00:16:01.694 --> 00:16:02.361 Luke: Okay. 508 00:16:02.361 --> 00:16:03.762 Luke: Well, whatever; that's funny. 509 00:16:03.862 --> 00:16:06.131 Sammy: Yeah, Linus can't wear it though, until next month. 510 00:16:07.132 --> 00:16:09.068 Sammy: Because this video isn't coming out until next month. 511 00:16:09.601 --> 00:16:10.936 Luke: Oooh. 512 00:16:11.971 --> 00:16:13.372 Luke: Well, that'll be fun in a month. 513 00:16:13.973 --> 00:16:14.440 Sammy: Yeah. 514 00:16:14.540 --> 00:16:15.941 Luke: How long is each season? 515 00:16:16.108 --> 00:16:18.844 Sammy: Uh... I plan to do three months. 516 00:16:19.812 --> 00:16:22.348 Luke: So every three months he's going to have to wear a late hat. 517 00:16:22.481 --> 00:16:24.683 Sammy: Yeah, and not address why he's wearing it; 518 00:16:24.683 --> 00:16:26.118 Luke: Hahahahaha. 519 00:16:26.118 --> 00:16:27.119 Sammy: that's kind of like the thing now. 520 00:16:27.786 --> 00:16:29.021 Luke: Does he know about this? 521 00:16:29.054 --> 00:16:29.488 Sammy: No. 522 00:16:30.155 --> 00:16:30.789 Luke: Yeah. 523 00:16:30.889 --> 00:16:32.257 Sammy: It's funny if he doesn't know. 524 00:16:32.291 --> 00:16:33.993 Luke: Yeah, we'll see what he says. 525 00:16:34.526 --> 00:16:35.461 Sammy: He's going to wear it. 526 00:16:35.527 --> 00:16:37.563 Luke: I think he might rage against it because of 527 00:16:37.663 --> 00:16:42.868 having to wear it for the non pre-show audience. 528 00:16:43.002 --> 00:16:45.304 Sammy: Yeah, now he's going to wear it for at least one topic. 529 00:16:45.404 --> 00:16:46.372 Luke: Okay, okay. 530 00:16:46.472 --> 00:16:47.272 Sammy: Maybe not, I don't know. 531 00:16:47.373 --> 00:16:47.873 Luke: We'll see. 532 00:16:47.973 --> 00:16:49.775 Sammy: But he has to wear it for a long time, that's all I know. 533 00:16:49.908 --> 00:16:50.309 Luke: Yeah. 534 00:16:50.409 --> 00:16:51.977 Sammy: He just can't address it, that's all. 535 00:16:52.711 --> 00:16:54.079 Sammy: Season one winner, how do you feel? 536 00:16:54.747 --> 00:16:58.217 Luke: Uh, I feel like I should have done better. 537 00:16:59.151 --> 00:17:01.987 I owe the audience better, I will do better. 538 00:17:02.488 --> 00:17:07.860 Sammy: I roughly checked; It was like I think, like 11.9, to like 13 or 14? 539 00:17:08.994 --> 00:17:12.865 Luke: That gap should be higher; which, to be fair, 540 00:17:12.865 --> 00:17:15.300 he's been really dedicated to being on time lately; 541 00:17:15.434 --> 00:17:16.702 because of this, I think. 542 00:17:17.770 --> 00:17:21.040 Luke: So it might be hard to make the gap big if he's just more often on time. 543 00:17:21.073 --> 00:17:24.643 Luke: But I mean, today he's late again; so is this the next season? 544 00:17:24.676 --> 00:17:25.511 Luke: Is he starting? 545 00:17:25.544 --> 00:17:26.078 Sammy: No. 546 00:17:26.178 --> 00:17:27.880 Sammy: Yeah, no this is the final one. 547 00:17:27.946 --> 00:17:30.115 Luke: So this is the final one of this season? 548 00:17:30.182 --> 00:17:30.749 Sammy: Yeah. 549 00:17:30.883 --> 00:17:31.683 Jake: Is this secret? 550 00:17:31.817 --> 00:17:32.184 Luke: No. 551 00:17:32.251 --> 00:17:32.985 Jake: Sammy can be secret. 552 00:17:32.985 --> 00:17:33.519 Jake: Hi, Sammy. 553 00:17:33.652 --> 00:17:34.620 Sammy: Why is WAN late? 554 00:17:35.020 --> 00:17:37.556 Jake: Are you joking? When is WAN not late? 555 00:17:38.524 --> 00:17:40.325 Jake: Obviously, it's Luke's fault; like, what? 556 00:17:40.359 --> 00:17:41.026 Luke: Hahahaha! 557 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:43.729 Jake: Jesus; why do you even ask these questions, Sammy? 558 00:17:45.197 --> 00:17:47.833 Jake: The laptop Wi-Fi is slower than the phone. 559 00:17:47.900 --> 00:17:48.567 Luke: Really? 560 00:17:48.567 --> 00:17:49.001 Jake: Oh, yeah. 561 00:17:50.202 --> 00:17:51.470 Jake: I think there's something wrong with the Wi-Fi. 562 00:17:51.670 --> 00:17:52.738 Luke: Hahahaha. 563 00:17:53.305 --> 00:17:55.007 Jake: It's got AMD Wi-Fi, that's probably why. 564 00:17:56.642 --> 00:17:58.110 Luke: Unironically yeah, maybe. 565 00:17:58.677 --> 00:18:00.546 Jake: Or it just has a bad antenna design or something; 566 00:18:00.546 --> 00:18:02.948 because actually, the Ubiquiti reps said the MediaTek chips, 567 00:18:02.948 --> 00:18:04.950 which is what's in here, are actually pretty good usually. 568 00:18:04.983 --> 00:18:05.417 Luke: Oh. 569 00:18:05.517 --> 00:18:07.519 Jake: Yeah, there might just be something wrong with this; 570 00:18:07.886 --> 00:18:10.456 I'm getting a hundred megabit upload. 571 00:18:10.522 --> 00:18:11.890 Andrew: It's way worse when we're here, too. 572 00:18:12.458 --> 00:18:14.793 Jake: Yeah, it was doing 300 right next to it. 573 00:18:14.893 --> 00:18:16.395 Sammy: Are you just here to film us? 574 00:18:16.962 --> 00:18:17.963 Jake: What? I'm not filming you. 575 00:18:17.963 --> 00:18:19.364 Andrew: No, he just explained what he's doing, Sammy. 576 00:18:19.364 --> 00:18:20.299 Sammy: Oh, I didn't, I wasn't listening. 577 00:18:20.933 --> 00:18:21.767 Jake: I’m testing Wi-Fi. 578 00:18:24.369 --> 00:18:24.870 Are you okay? 579 00:18:25.537 --> 00:18:26.371 Sammy: I'm recording. 580 00:18:26.872 --> 00:18:27.439 Jake: For what? 581 00:18:27.739 --> 00:18:28.674 Sammy: Why is WAN late? 582 00:18:29.508 --> 00:18:31.543 Jake: Well, I just told you. 583 00:18:32.144 --> 00:18:32.611 Sammy: What? 584 00:18:32.744 --> 00:18:34.313 Jake: Luke! Look at him. 585 00:18:34.313 --> 00:18:36.448 Andrew: This is, this is dumb, this is, this is not making it. 586 00:18:36.448 --> 00:18:38.117 Sammy: Where's Dan? He was here, where's Dan? 587 00:18:39.184 --> 00:18:39.618 Luke: Huh? 588 00:18:39.651 --> 00:18:40.319 Sammy: Where's Dan? 589 00:18:40.319 --> 00:18:41.487 Luke: Dan was already here. 590 00:18:41.520 --> 00:18:41.854 Sammy: Yeah... 591 00:18:41.854 --> 00:18:44.656 Luke: I think WAN is fully set up, I think he's off doing something. 592 00:18:44.656 --> 00:18:45.624 Luke: He was already here, though. 593 00:18:45.958 --> 00:18:46.592 Sammy: Okay. 594 00:18:46.658 --> 00:18:47.826 Sammy: I guess we wait for Linus. 595 00:18:47.960 --> 00:18:48.494 Luke: Sorry? 596 00:18:48.961 --> 00:18:50.395 Sammy: Do you want to do another walk around? 597 00:18:50.395 --> 00:18:52.498 Sammy: I feel like this is the thing that we just walk around 598 00:18:52.498 --> 00:18:53.699 and see what's happening in the studio. 599 00:18:53.699 --> 00:18:55.000 Luke: Go try to find Linus? 600 00:18:55.467 --> 00:18:56.635 Luke: Sure, why not? 601 00:18:56.768 --> 00:18:57.870 Sammy: No, Linus is at the studio I think. 602 00:18:57.970 --> 00:18:58.971 Luke: Oh, oh. 603 00:18:59.371 --> 00:19:00.472 Luke: Why are we walking around, then? 604 00:19:00.572 --> 00:19:03.342 Sammy: I don't know, just for fun; see what everyone's doing. 605 00:19:04.877 --> 00:19:06.245 Sammy: You can interview people with this. 606 00:19:07.012 --> 00:19:07.513 Sammy: Here. 607 00:19:07.646 --> 00:19:08.113 Luke: Okay. 608 00:19:08.247 --> 00:19:09.648 Sammy: You can interview people. 609 00:19:09.781 --> 00:19:11.316 Luke: Can I ask you guys questions? Oh, you're hiding? 610 00:19:11.350 --> 00:19:12.784 Glenn: Hahahaha. Luke: That's okay, you don't have to- 611 00:19:12.784 --> 00:19:14.219 Can I ask you a question? Do you want to be on camera? 612 00:19:14.219 --> 00:19:15.420 Glenn: Sure, what's up? Luke: You don't have to be. 613 00:19:15.454 --> 00:19:16.388 Glenn: What's up? Sammy: We're not supposed to be- 614 00:19:17.422 --> 00:19:19.124 Luke: Linus is late for WAN often. 615 00:19:19.124 --> 00:19:20.225 Glenn: Oh, yeah, yeah. 616 00:19:20.325 --> 00:19:21.727 Luke: This is "Why is WAN late". 617 00:19:22.227 --> 00:19:22.728 Glenn: Yes. 618 00:19:23.228 --> 00:19:26.231 Luke: We're ending season one of, why is WAN late? We're going into season two. 619 00:19:26.231 --> 00:19:28.400 Luke: This is the last day of season one, he lost. 620 00:19:28.534 --> 00:19:34.306 What do you think an appropriate thing should be to happen because he lost? 621 00:19:35.140 --> 00:19:37.809 Glenn: Accumulate all the times, the hours he's been late 622 00:19:37.943 --> 00:19:39.478 Glenn: and then you can take those hours. 623 00:19:39.611 --> 00:19:41.547 Glenn: Hahahahaha. 624 00:19:41.747 --> 00:19:45.083 Luke: I like that, that's a great answer; that's fantastic. 625 00:19:45.884 --> 00:19:47.986 Luke: I'm going to have to dwell on that. Glenn: Hahahaha. Luke: Thank you so much, alright. 626 00:19:49.388 --> 00:19:51.523 Luke: Alright Andy, I'm just going to lean over; 627 00:19:51.523 --> 00:19:52.324 this is going to be really weird. 628 00:19:52.424 --> 00:19:53.091 Andy: Yeah. 629 00:19:53.192 --> 00:19:55.594 Luke: What do you think would be appropriate for Linus, 630 00:19:55.594 --> 00:19:57.896 because he's late all the time for WAN and lost season one? 631 00:19:59.831 --> 00:20:01.133 Luke: This is Why is WAN Late. 632 00:20:01.166 --> 00:20:02.201 Andy: Ooooh. 633 00:20:02.201 --> 00:20:05.737 Luke: We've been tallying who caused WAN to be late. 634 00:20:05.737 --> 00:20:06.772 Andy: Well, of course. 635 00:20:06.772 --> 00:20:08.006 Luke: We just finished season one, and it's been him. 636 00:20:08.040 --> 00:20:09.208 Andy: Yeah, of course, Linus. 637 00:20:09.341 --> 00:20:12.678 Luke: Yeah, yeah, yeah; but what do you think should happen because of that? 638 00:20:12.678 --> 00:20:16.181 What do you think should happen to Linus because he's late all the time? 639 00:20:16.315 --> 00:20:18.217 Andy: Oh, yeah; hmmm. 640 00:20:19.918 --> 00:20:24.456 Andy: Have him start earlier; so 8 am, he arrives. 641 00:20:25.457 --> 00:20:27.192 Sammy: That's the worst punishment; I think it's the worst punishment. 642 00:20:27.192 --> 00:20:29.094 Andy: It's a punishment for him, of course. Luke: Hahahahahaha. 643 00:20:29.928 --> 00:20:31.897 Andy: I think he's not already a morning guy so like- 644 00:20:31.897 --> 00:20:33.065 Luke: No, I think he would die. 645 00:20:33.098 --> 00:20:33.699 Andy: Yeah. 646 00:20:33.699 --> 00:20:34.032 Luke: Yeah. 647 00:20:34.032 --> 00:20:34.433 Andy: Yeah. 648 00:20:34.766 --> 00:20:35.200 Andy: Do that. 649 00:20:35.200 --> 00:20:36.969 Sammy: we’re not being productive here, he was chilling. 650 00:20:37.369 --> 00:20:37.769 Luke: Yeah. 651 00:20:39.204 --> 00:20:41.707 Luke: Yeah, I guess Linus's punishment for being late is that... 652 00:20:42.341 --> 00:20:43.275 Sammy: We don't do anything productive. 653 00:20:43.308 --> 00:20:46.578 Luke: Our time is wasted, and he has to pay us; 654 00:20:46.712 --> 00:20:51.617 so he's paying us right now to go around and ask people how he should be; 655 00:20:51.617 --> 00:20:53.285 so we're not only wasting our time. 656 00:20:53.285 --> 00:20:57.556 We're wasting other people at the company's time asking how he should be punished 657 00:20:57.656 --> 00:21:00.225 for him being late, which ultimately the answer is, 658 00:21:00.225 --> 00:21:03.128 is a bunch of wasted time of the people that he's paying to be here, 659 00:21:03.128 --> 00:21:04.630 which is very inefficient. 660 00:21:05.497 --> 00:21:06.131 Luke: Colton. 661 00:21:06.665 --> 00:21:07.266 Colton: What? 662 00:21:07.332 --> 00:21:09.334 Luke: I have a question for you; oh, hold on. 663 00:21:09.701 --> 00:21:10.202 Colton: Oh, hold on. 664 00:21:11.103 --> 00:21:13.538 Luke: He might have important things on the screen. Colton: Delete, delete, delete. 665 00:21:13.605 --> 00:21:14.139 Luke: Hold on. 666 00:21:14.239 --> 00:21:14.840 Colton: Hold on. 667 00:21:15.874 --> 00:21:16.475 Colton: Memes? 668 00:21:16.575 --> 00:21:17.743 Luke: Minimize Rocket League. 669 00:21:19.177 --> 00:21:20.846 Colton: Actually, I was playing Doom on my lunch break. 670 00:21:20.979 --> 00:21:21.713 Luke: Oh, really? 671 00:21:21.713 --> 00:21:22.914 Colton: OG Doom, it was sick. 672 00:21:23.015 --> 00:21:26.018 Luke: We were talking with the security company recently, and they're like, 673 00:21:26.018 --> 00:21:28.553 do you want us to make sure people can't play games on their computers? 674 00:21:28.587 --> 00:21:29.254 Luke: And I was like, no! 675 00:21:29.554 --> 00:21:31.290 Colton: Please, please, please, please! 676 00:21:31.490 --> 00:21:33.358 Luke: You want an HR crisis? 677 00:21:33.458 --> 00:21:35.027 Colton: Do I need to stand up, you're really tall. 678 00:21:35.160 --> 00:21:36.094 Luke: No, we're good. 679 00:21:36.094 --> 00:21:37.329 Colton: Alright yeah, sick dude; what's up? 680 00:21:37.362 --> 00:21:38.297 Sammy: Hahahahaha! Colton: Hahahaha. 681 00:21:38.330 --> 00:21:39.264 Luke: Okay, so this is why is WAN late; 682 00:21:39.631 --> 00:21:40.999 Luke: this is the end of season one. 683 00:21:41.033 --> 00:21:41.600 Colton: Mmm! 684 00:21:41.867 --> 00:21:42.434 Luke: I won. 685 00:21:43.168 --> 00:21:43.802 We're trying to figure out, 686 00:21:43.802 --> 00:21:46.605 we don't think there's going to be like a prize for the winner. 687 00:21:46.738 --> 00:21:48.940 We think something bad needs to happen to the loser. 688 00:21:48.940 --> 00:21:49.875 Colton: Mmmmmm. 689 00:21:50.375 --> 00:21:51.710 Luke: Sammy came up with something, 690 00:21:51.843 --> 00:21:55.314 but what do you think should happen to Linus because he's late all the time? 691 00:21:55.614 --> 00:21:57.716 Colton: What should happen? He should get fired, I should fire him. 692 00:21:58.116 --> 00:21:58.617 I'm just kidding. 693 00:21:59.451 --> 00:22:00.218 Luke: That's pretty good. 694 00:22:00.686 --> 00:22:01.186 Colton: I don't know. 695 00:22:01.320 --> 00:22:03.088 Colton: No, that'd be bad because we need him for everything. 696 00:22:03.255 --> 00:22:05.657 It's called Linus Media Group, Linus Tech Tips; it's all Linus. 697 00:22:05.791 --> 00:22:06.491 Luke: LTT Store. 698 00:22:06.591 --> 00:22:07.526 Colton: What should we do? Doodle. 699 00:22:07.526 --> 00:22:08.293 Luke: LTT Labs. 700 00:22:09.328 --> 00:22:11.229 Luke: He does really like putting his name on everything. 701 00:22:11.330 --> 00:22:12.964 Colton: He does; I don't know what we should do, dude. 702 00:22:13.899 --> 00:22:17.102 Luke: The current plan is that he has to wear a toque, 703 00:22:17.135 --> 00:22:20.405 and then there's a cone on top of the toque that looks like a dunce cap, 704 00:22:20.539 --> 00:22:23.775 Colton: Hahahahahahahaha! Luke: but it says "Late" on it, and he has to wear it for WAN Show, 705 00:22:23.775 --> 00:22:25.510 but can't explain to anyone what it is. 706 00:22:25.610 --> 00:22:27.713 Colton: That's pretty good, that's pretty good. 707 00:22:28.180 --> 00:22:30.515 Yeah, I'm trying to think of things that are funny. 708 00:22:30.515 --> 00:22:32.784 Like, I'm going back and forth between things that are funny 709 00:22:32.784 --> 00:22:35.821 and things that are just really crappy for Linus, 710 00:22:35.854 --> 00:22:37.122 Colton: and I'm trying to line up the two. 711 00:22:37.989 --> 00:22:40.959 Sammy: One suggestion was he wakes up at 8 a.m., comes to work then. 712 00:22:41.560 --> 00:22:42.227 Luke: Yeah that's- 713 00:22:42.227 --> 00:22:42.894 Colton: That's really good. 714 00:22:42.894 --> 00:22:46.431 Colton: Oh my gosh; we set a bunch of alarms, and we just like, 715 00:22:46.465 --> 00:22:48.900 ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding; like he has to wake up, 716 00:22:48.934 --> 00:22:51.470 although that'd probably make everybody else in his house hate their lives. 717 00:22:51.470 --> 00:22:52.637 Luke: That would piss everyone off, yeah. 718 00:22:52.671 --> 00:22:54.773 Colton: That's pretty good, though; I like that, we have to do that. 719 00:22:55.140 --> 00:22:56.808 Vance just goes to his house like, 720 00:22:56.808 --> 00:22:59.144 HEY! LET ME IIIN, WAKE UP! 721 00:23:04.249 --> 00:23:04.883 Sammy: Hi. 722 00:23:05.784 --> 00:23:08.153 Linus: When I was here, all the laptops were off. 723 00:23:08.286 --> 00:23:09.654 Luke: You were here after 4:30. 724 00:23:09.788 --> 00:23:10.422 Linus: I don't know what I'm talking about. 725 00:23:10.422 --> 00:23:12.290 Luke: Because we left after 4:30, so. 726 00:23:14.159 --> 00:23:16.128 Linus: I was doing script review and I lost track of time. 727 00:23:17.362 --> 00:23:19.698 Sammy: This is a punishment for losing season one. 728 00:23:20.432 --> 00:23:21.967 Linus: What do you mean losing season one? 729 00:23:22.033 --> 00:23:22.634 Sammy: You lost. 730 00:23:23.602 --> 00:23:26.138 Sammy: When this video airs you have to wear that 731 00:23:27.439 --> 00:23:29.808 Sammy: for like an hour without saying why you're wearing it. 732 00:23:29.808 --> 00:23:31.710 Linus: Wearing it on the pre-show. Luke: You put it on to the side. 733 00:23:31.710 --> 00:23:34.679 Luke: The logo's on the front, and then it says late to the side. 734 00:23:34.679 --> 00:23:35.213 Sammy: Oh. 735 00:23:35.347 --> 00:23:36.848 Linus: I mean, what do you expect from this guy? 736 00:23:36.882 --> 00:23:37.983 Sammy: Tatjana made it. 737 00:23:37.983 --> 00:23:40.018 Linus: He can't even make up rules for this competition. 738 00:23:40.051 --> 00:23:41.353 Luke: Hahahaha. 739 00:23:41.720 --> 00:23:43.255 Sammy: Tatjana made that, I'd like to say. 740 00:23:44.956 --> 00:23:46.858 Luke: The second you put it on, I was like, what? 741 00:23:48.593 --> 00:23:50.595 Sammy: But yeah, next month when this goes live, 742 00:23:50.595 --> 00:23:52.531 you have to wear that for half an hour. 743 00:23:52.564 --> 00:23:55.634 Linus: Next month? I'll wear it on the pre-show, that's my final offer. 744 00:23:56.601 --> 00:23:58.170 Sammy: After the intro for the main show. 745 00:23:59.137 --> 00:24:00.305 Sammy: You shall wear it and not acknowledge it. 746 00:24:00.405 --> 00:24:01.940 Linus: Hahahahaha. 747 00:24:02.741 --> 00:24:04.176 Sammy: You can take it off after the intro rolls. 748 00:24:04.309 --> 00:24:04.876 Linus: I'll think about it. 749 00:24:05.210 --> 00:24:07.813 Sammy: You're going to have to, because we're saying it on the video, 750 00:24:07.846 --> 00:24:09.681 and they're going to watch this before WAN Show starts. 751 00:24:10.982 --> 00:24:12.017 Luke: I don't, I don't- Linus: Give me the SD card. 752 00:24:12.050 --> 00:24:13.051 Sammy: Hahahahaha. 753 00:24:13.051 --> 00:24:14.252 Linus: Hahahaha. 754 00:24:14.419 --> 00:24:15.287 Linus: pulls back. 755 00:24:17.823 --> 00:24:19.224 Sammy: But you don't wear that now, you don't wear that now; 756 00:24:19.257 --> 00:24:19.858 you wear it next month. 757 00:24:19.858 --> 00:24:20.992 Linus: I don't wear it now, oh alright. 758 00:24:21.026 --> 00:24:24.129 Luke: This video's not going live until then, so no one knows what it needs. 759 00:24:24.129 --> 00:24:24.830 Linus: Sorry. 760 00:24:24.930 --> 00:24:27.833 Luke: If you want it to be even more confusing, you could wear it now. 761 00:24:28.667 --> 00:24:30.802 Sammy: No, because it spoils the winner, you know? 762 00:24:30.902 --> 00:24:32.604 Luke: Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair enough. 763 00:24:33.772 --> 00:24:35.774 Sammy: But anyways, season two starts next week. 764 00:24:37.375 --> 00:24:38.410 Sammy: Okay, bye. 765 00:24:38.610 --> 00:24:39.177 Luke: Bye. 766 00:24:39.945 --> 00:24:40.579 Linus: See you later.