if i were a jedi i would use force heal
on the wounds star wars is inflicted upon itself but i'm not
so ah AMD has confirmed some heavily
anticipated upcoming product releases as their q1 financial results which had
some pretty nice numbers by the way yeah those were some nice oh good numbers you
should have seen these so good but the highlight was AMD
confirming recent rumors claiming that team red was prepping zen 4 based ryzen
7 000 chips for desktops codenamed
raphael which will launch later this year while next year we'll get apus for
thin and light notebooks codenamed phoenix and more powerful note
and more powerful laptop chips codenamed dragon ray
oh that sounds spicy
um leaks so far have made phoenix look like
a powerhouse but AMD's roadmap lists those with a TDP of
around only 35 watts well dragon
is rated at 55 watts so team red's chips will still spread their powerful wings
but they might be a little more leathery than we thought you ever felt dragon
wings i've never felt a dragon wing very interesting texture the nft faithful
loved to say that you want to get in now and watch the value of your cartoon
animal picture grow to the moon
but a report from the wall street journal claims that the nft market may
be collapsing as daily average sales of
nfts have dropped 92 whole 92 percent
from their peak in september 2021. however the report is based on data from
market analysis platform non-fungible and has been criticized by other
elements of the crypto community which frankly no one saw coming right right
weird coin telegraph argues that
non-fungible's analysis includes data from the nft game axi infinity which
is in a bit of a crisis right now but the rest of the nft market is simply
seeing its value consolidated into the top five or six collections like board
apes azuki clonex and the other pictures
of cartoons so violets
all the other cartoons you know the ones the ones that don't look like anything
so while it's still absolutely dumb that starbucks is trying to sell you nfts
with your frappuccino nfts may linger
for a little while longer like a societal drug resistance tumor i just
i'd like to get a grande no with extra nft pump i should have said societal
drug resistant tumor but i said resistance tumor so it's it's a tumor
that fights the power of the first order yes
and india thinks that the thing that vpns do you know protect your privacy
is dumb and they should actually do the opposite of that okay
that's an interesting perspective last week the company's ministry of
electronics and it ordered vpns to keep user data including customer names
physical and ip addresses usage patterns
and more for five years or more
or face up to a year in prison and it's not just vpns either data centers cloud
service providers are also affected by the order like i mean what vpns
okay vpns regularly advertise not
keeping data as a selling point for their services so
needless to say this order doesn't make a ton of sense although the order went
out on april 28th businesses have until june 27th which is not that long
actually to get their systems in order and then we can all have a nice internet
where nothing bad happens ever this will fix it i think yeah this end
tick tock yeah yeah just just ban tick tock
heading in the right direction and make it so that you have to keep all the data
and that way world peace and now it's time for the
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yeah that's perfect okay tick tock is taking its position as the de facto
culture generator for the youths a bit more seriously with the
announcement of tick tock pulse a program that will allow creators to earn
revenue from ads run alongside their videos kind of like how youtube does
creator payouts but said ads will only run on the top four percent of all
videos on tick tock and uh only creators with at least a
hundred thousand followers are eligible we wish to extend our heartfelt
congratulations to all the e-girls you
earned this you really did come on
samsung liquid and tanzanite silicon have demoed something called composable
memory at the dell technologies world conference and it sounds
kind of boring but it's actually a big deal because it
could allow servers to create virtual systems on demand using separate banks
of memory cpus storage and more
that could then be paired together as needed why do you why do you look bored
come on come on it could be great for machine learning
fine well fine we'll do the next story who cares razer just announced that the
company's newest blade 15 will be the world's first laptop with a 240hz OLED
display wow that's actually kind of interesting we've had laptops with 300hz
displays before and OLED laptops but never both OLED and like 240hz in the
same laptop so this is really cool right
yeah not like that last topic doesn't it this is making you happy you primitive
simpleton come on last year the usb implementers
forum released the specification for type c cables that could carry 240 watts
of power and now they're showing up in the real world
club 3d announced three 240 watt rated cables which could conceivably provide
enough juice to power an rtx 3080ti equipped gaming laptop on their own
they will not however provide your body with enough juice to power through an
all-nighter huh do not try this i already did
how did it go i feel great oh you should probably get that checked
nope oh it feels so good euphoria is a bad sign sometimes
and watch out spacex there's another rocket booster catching company in town
after it delivered a payload of satellites into orbit rocket Labs
successfully caught their parachuting electron booster with a sikorsky s92
helicopter however the pilot thought the
load was a bit concerning and jettisoned the rocket into the sea where it was
covered by boat but the company is still marking the exercise as a success since
the data gathered here will make the next recovery
trivial now they just need to buy a social platform and they'll be tied with
spacex same thing same thing maybe by rivien too
that's all the news that we have for today so come back on friday for more
frankly i think it should happen more regularly but it's all about the
astromechs these days hype is super overblown hey whoa
what about r5q1
no just just give me um