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All right, Linus, can you do a segue to today's sponsor? And this video is

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brought to you by Dbrand, I guess, right? Dbrand. Dbrand. Dandr. Dbrand.

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Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. And it's

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Dbrand. Yeah. I've got this sponsor and we have this adversarial

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relationship. What is this? Dbrand is offering you an unique opportunity.

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Height increased insoles. What is the

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point of this Dbrand? I think there's a phone in

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there. I kind of felt like I was describing my abusive relationship to

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them, but telling them everything was okay. Dbrand is a serious company.

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Dbrand sent us a game for us to play. Be not the last one to push a button. What

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are these glyphs or what? All I've been

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told, imagine if they used Oh my god, how many

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boxes? Oh my god. An extra inch couldn't hurt,

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right? Why would they do this?

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packing peanut. It's available, right? Ow. Ow. Did Dbrand put you up for this?

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Oh my god. Well, you can't do that.

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Oh my god. You got it on the headphones. You can I just want to know what's in

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it. Oh, reapers. Okay. One of these days Dbrand is going to mail me a corpse or

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something. Capsism. Capsism. I think those are bad

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things. All I know is this is something to do with Dbrand. Oh my

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god, those No, I don't like it. It's

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ridiculous. Shout out Dbrand for deceptive advertising practices. I half

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expect something to pop out of it, sticking to my eye. Mine is in the event

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of your death. I would expect it to be Dbrand. I need you to commit to

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sponsoring my funeral if I die. Is this a fanfiction? Is it art? Is it artfully

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re-imagined? Is it a cape? I have yet to

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locate a bag of money. Sorry, I better

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get paid. We took cash in advance for this, right? They need to pay extra for

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that. Is this 100 pounds of chocolate?

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You embezzling me? I got a little message from Dbrand yesterday.

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Oh, there's actually money in there. This is it. You will pay for this.

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That's my garage door. That's a really weird and up thing to have in the

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packaging. Is this from Dbrand? No. You just stand there and look pretty.

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Those appear to be glass shards. Did Dbrand actually Well, it stinks. ship me

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a box of glass shards. Why did we do

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this? Cuz they pay us. Dbrand, our

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sponsor. Welcome to the Dbrand factory. I'm sure this is some kind of coded

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insult. There's no broken glass this time, right? Yep. That's uh that's a

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picture. All right. Ivonne cried.

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Visit dbrand.com/shortlinus.

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shortlinus.com shortlinus.com shortlinus.com at shortlininus.com

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really is there another vanity URL you guessed it I am very short.com using

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code 5'1 2 3 12 11 12hiphophones tall

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shortlinus.com or what even better 11hphones tall.com not only did they buy

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the domain they keep renewing it

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that was great but the vendity is a short Linus. Short Linus. No, I refuse

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to read that. Shortlin Lionus. No, they can change my vanity URL today. They can

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change it. It's going to be dbrand.com/Linus. And I expect to find

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something really nice there.

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All right, time to go home. See you

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later,