All right, Linus, can you do a segue to today's sponsor? And this video is
brought to you by Dbrand, I guess, right? Dbrand. Dbrand. Dandr. Dbrand.
Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. And it's
Dbrand. Yeah. I've got this sponsor and we have this adversarial
relationship. What is this? Dbrand is offering you an unique opportunity.
Height increased insoles. What is the
point of this Dbrand? I think there's a phone in
there. I kind of felt like I was describing my abusive relationship to
them, but telling them everything was okay. Dbrand is a serious company.
Dbrand sent us a game for us to play. Be not the last one to push a button. What
are these glyphs or what? All I've been
told, imagine if they used Oh my god, how many
boxes? Oh my god. An extra inch couldn't hurt,
right? Why would they do this?
packing peanut. It's available, right? Ow. Ow. Did Dbrand put you up for this?
Oh my god. Well, you can't do that.
Oh my god. You got it on the headphones. You can I just want to know what's in
it. Oh, reapers. Okay. One of these days Dbrand is going to mail me a corpse or
something. Capsism. Capsism. I think those are bad
things. All I know is this is something to do with Dbrand. Oh my
god, those No, I don't like it. It's
ridiculous. Shout out Dbrand for deceptive advertising practices. I half
expect something to pop out of it, sticking to my eye. Mine is in the event
of your death. I would expect it to be Dbrand. I need you to commit to
sponsoring my funeral if I die. Is this a fanfiction? Is it art? Is it artfully
re-imagined? Is it a cape? I have yet to
locate a bag of money. Sorry, I better
get paid. We took cash in advance for this, right? They need to pay extra for
that. Is this 100 pounds of chocolate?
You embezzling me? I got a little message from Dbrand yesterday.
Oh, there's actually money in there. This is it. You will pay for this.
That's my garage door. That's a really weird and up thing to have in the
packaging. Is this from Dbrand? No. You just stand there and look pretty.
Those appear to be glass shards. Did Dbrand actually Well, it stinks. ship me
a box of glass shards. Why did we do
this? Cuz they pay us. Dbrand, our
sponsor. Welcome to the Dbrand factory. I'm sure this is some kind of coded
insult. There's no broken glass this time, right? Yep. That's uh that's a
picture. All right. Ivonne cried.
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really is there another vanity URL you guessed it I am very short.com using
code 5'1 2 3 12 11 12hiphophones tall
shortlinus.com or what even better 11hphones tall.com not only did they buy
the domain they keep renewing it
that was great but the vendity is a short Linus. Short Linus. No, I refuse
to read that. Shortlin Lionus. No, they can change my vanity URL today. They can
change it. It's going to be dbrand.com/Linus. And I expect to find
something really nice there.
All right, time to go home. See you
later,