{"video_id":"SChh6MnYzjU","title":"dbrand paid me to post this","channel":"Linus Tech Tips","show":"Linus Tech Tips","published_at":"2025-06-08T14:53:29Z","duration_s":230,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":6.799,"text":"All right, Linus, can you do a segue to today's sponsor? And this video is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.319,"end_s":12.48,"text":"brought to you by Dbrand, I guess, right? Dbrand. Dbrand. Dandr. Dbrand.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":9.36,"end_s":15.36,"text":"Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. And it's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.48,"end_s":20.24,"text":"Dbrand. Yeah. I've got this sponsor and we have this adversarial","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.48,"end_s":25.439,"text":"relationship. What is this? Dbrand is offering you an unique opportunity.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.32,"end_s":26.76,"text":"Height increased insoles. 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They need to pay extra for","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":121.68,"end_s":126.96,"text":"that. Is this 100 pounds of chocolate?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":125.6,"end_s":132.959,"text":"You embezzling me? I got a little message from Dbrand yesterday.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":131.039,"end_s":137.36,"text":"Oh, there's actually money in there. This is it. You will pay for this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":135.36,"end_s":141.36,"text":"That's my garage door. That's a really weird and up thing to have in the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":139.36,"end_s":146.08,"text":"packaging. Is this from Dbrand? No. You just stand there and look pretty.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":143.84,"end_s":153.04,"text":"Those appear to be glass shards. Did Dbrand actually Well, it stinks. ship me","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":149.28,"end_s":156.48,"text":"a box of glass shards. Why did we do","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":153.04,"end_s":158.72,"text":"this? Cuz they pay us. Dbrand, our","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":156.48,"end_s":162.64,"text":"sponsor. Welcome to the Dbrand factory. I'm sure this is some kind of coded","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":160.72,"end_s":167.4,"text":"insult. There's no broken glass this time, right? Yep. That's uh that's a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":165.2,"end_s":171.76,"text":"picture. All right. Ivonne cried.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":171.76,"end_s":177.519,"text":"Visit dbrand.com/shortlinus.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":175.12,"end_s":182.64,"text":"shortlinus.com shortlinus.com shortlinus.com at shortlininus.com","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":180.64,"end_s":187.48,"text":"really is there another vanity URL you guessed it I am very short.com using","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":185.519,"end_s":195.72,"text":"code 5'1 2 3 12 11 12hiphophones tall","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":192.92,"end_s":202.48,"text":"shortlinus.com or what even better 11hphones tall.com not only did they buy","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":198.4,"end_s":204.159,"text":"the domain they keep renewing it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":202.48,"end_s":210.64,"text":"that was great but the vendity is a short Linus. Short Linus. No, I refuse","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":207.84,"end_s":214.519,"text":"to read that. Shortlin Lionus. No, they can change my vanity URL today. They can","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":212.879,"end_s":219.599,"text":"change it. It's going to be dbrand.com/Linus. And I expect to find","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":216.239,"end_s":223.76,"text":"something really nice there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":219.599,"end_s":223.76,"text":"All right, time to go home. See you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":227.319,"end_s":230.72,"text":"later,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"All right, Linus, can you do a segue to today's sponsor? And this video is brought to you by Dbrand, I guess, right? Dbrand. Dbrand. Dandr. Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. Dbrand. And it's Dbrand. Yeah. I've got this sponsor and we have this adversarial relationship. What is this? Dbrand is offering you an unique opportunity. Height increased insoles. What is the point of this Dbrand? I think there's a phone in there. I kind of felt like I was describing my abusive relationship to them, but telling them everything was okay. Dbrand is a serious company. Dbrand sent us a game for us to play. Be not the last one to push a button. What are these glyphs or what? All I've been told, imagine if they used Oh my god, how many boxes? Oh my god. An extra inch couldn't hurt, right? Why would they do this? packing peanut. It's available, right? Ow. Ow. Did Dbrand put you up for this? Oh my god. Well, you can't do that. Oh my god. You got it on the headphones. You can I just want to know what's in it. Oh, reapers. Okay. One of these days Dbrand is going to mail me a corpse or something. Capsism. Capsism. I think those are bad things. All I know is this is something to do with Dbrand. Oh my god, those No, I don't like it. It's ridiculous. Shout out Dbrand for deceptive advertising practices. I half expect something to pop out of it, sticking to my eye. Mine is in the event of your death. I would expect it to be Dbrand. I need you to commit to sponsoring my funeral if I die. Is this a fanfiction? Is it art? Is it artfully re-imagined? Is it a cape? I have yet to locate a bag of money. Sorry, I better get paid. We took cash in advance for this, right? They need to pay extra for that. Is this 100 pounds of chocolate? You embezzling me? I got a little message from Dbrand yesterday. Oh, there's actually money in there. This is it. You will pay for this. That's my garage door. That's a really weird and up thing to have in the packaging. Is this from Dbrand? No. You just stand there and look pretty. Those appear to be glass shards. Did Dbrand actually Well, it stinks. ship me a box of glass shards. Why did we do this? Cuz they pay us. Dbrand, our sponsor. Welcome to the Dbrand factory. I'm sure this is some kind of coded insult. There's no broken glass this time, right? Yep. That's uh that's a picture. All right. Ivonne cried. Visit dbrand.com/shortlinus. shortlinus.com shortlinus.com shortlinus.com at shortlininus.com really is there another vanity URL you guessed it I am very short.com using code 5'1 2 3 12 11 12hiphophones tall shortlinus.com or what even better 11hphones tall.com not only did they buy the domain they keep renewing it that was great but the vendity is a short Linus. Short Linus. No, I refuse to read that. Shortlin Lionus. No, they can change my vanity URL today. They can change it. It's going to be dbrand.com/Linus. And I expect to find something really nice there. All right, time to go home. See you later,"}