but little does riley know i have a glorious mustache
oh you love me you want a ride Intel no doubt felt scorned when apple switched
from using team blues processors to their own custom apple silicon chips but
it looks like Intel is getting some more ammunition to fight back turns out this
whole time apple's director of max systems architecture jeff wilcox and he
will cox this guy cox who led the transition for all max to apple silicon
was a former principal engineer at Intel and now he's leaving apple to go back to
work at Intel silicon baby obviously wilcox wouldn't spill all
the bean [ __ ] on apple's trade secrets but
you know bean [ __ ]
yes phil clocks was way better he wouldn't spill all the beans on apple's
trade secrets because of nda's you know it's illegal uh and also jeff just
wouldn't do that because he's a nice guy one thing's for sure though he probably
will be getting a sweet payday since apple was reportedly giving some
engineers 180 000 bonuses to dissuade
them from defecting
so wait a second he's getting paid because he's not getting that bonus so
you think that Intel is paying you more than that
that's what you're implying maybe he's just like you know what
i want other fruit now kiwis we've avoided talking about car stuff this
year at ces because how long does it take someone to say that chevy chrysler
and their buddies all announced new ev's coming 2024 that long but bmw brought
some real ces news with their concept car collaboration with e-ink that's
right it's an suv made with an exterior made out of color-changing e-ink panels
there's probably no way this will actually happen what of like a wire that
connects to every panel
yeah everyone wants to know what color changes when you get in a crash obviously the answer is blue screen of
death it's cool it's really cool it's also
stupid but less stupid is bmw's 31 inch 32x9 ultra wide display that slides down
from a car's roof would you rather have that or a book with a little light that
wobbles around constantly there's a right answer read books and france has
fined google and facebook a total of 210 million euros which is nothing for
making it more difficult to reject their website's cookies than it is to accept
those website cookies and i don't often thank france for much other than making
quebec a thing and french fries also um
so we could have poutine here but this is an exception merci buckets
oh because those stupid accept cookies
prompts are the worst thing about using the internet in 2021. it's 2022 now
riley than the lurking sense of existential
dread google and meadow which is still facebook to me haven't said exactly what
they'll do in response to the fines but hopefully they'll serve as a warning to
everyone else that it's not cool to push cookies on someone even if they were
baked specifically for them cookie consent in 2022 people
now it's time for some delicious quick bits baked for you by the power supply
savants at sea sonic their power supply recipes have been baking in the oven for
over 40 years at very low temps and while they may sound like they're gonna
be way overdone it's more like a stew this is stupid rally
a stew situation or like wine we're talking units with 80 plus titanium
efficiency ratings fluid dynamics fan bearings that have less noise and a
freaking 12 year warranty they'll even send you cookies what no
they don't they don't do that but they will send you a badass power supply if you give
them money so go to seestonic.com or click the links below and check them
out don't eat them though i feel like this whole week is one long quick bit
segment you know we're trapped that's not right let me out there's flying long
form oh subscribe to they're just movies not right laptop brand xmg brought a
pretty cool device to ces this week that's a pun it'll make sense in a
second the neo15 gaming notebook can connect to an external water cooler
called the oasis to keep its Intel 12th
gen CPU and NVIDIA rtx 3000 series GPU
nice and chill ASUS did something similar in 2016 but it looked like a
giant spaceship this one from xpg is way cooler it plays wonderwall even though
you don't want it to yeah yay more weird stuff navetto novetto announced its n1
speaker at ces which may sound kind of disappointing when you first turn it on
because apparently it transmits ultrasonic audio through the air and
deposits that audio next to the listeners ears not in them
so that no one else in the room can actually hear it
secret i added that not in them part okay so hold on you can play all the
swear words you want that's what you're saying yeah i could be like my children
they can't hear me i'm just listening to f word tracks on repeat
this is so weird we've also glossed over most of
the smart home tech at this year's show but there is an encouraging trend to be
found in the announcements more support for thread capital t the next gen smart
home protocol that allows various devices to serve as signal repeaters in
a mesh network mess is so much cooler than star topology am i right guys the
sloj slaje i never know how to pronounce this brand encode plus it's probably a
lock it has it this thread protocol and it lets you unlock your door with your
apple watch that's pretty cool you don't need nothing eve's motorized motor
blinds have it and nanoleaf is putting it basically in all their products going
forward cool threads guys
konami is the latest company to try and cash in on nft mania they've announced
14 nfts representing songs short videos and promo art to commemorate the 35th
anniversary of the castlevania series
great news for people who love to look at a thing and be like i spend money on
that thing only i have it this one's
mine and in more uplifting news a drone helped save a 71 year old swedish man's
life who had a heart attack shoveling snow in his driveway blessed
bad neighbors they should have helped him the aircraft made by everdrone
arrived on scene just three minutes after the emergency call was made and
dropped a portable defibrillator which was used to revive him before the
ambulance arrived so i guess
we may have some robots on our side when the great war kicks off the greatest war
ever the question is can we use them offensively
a defibrillator hits you in the head
it comes from the sky no one yells clear and
all right i've just about had the tech news today to come back tomorrow for the
latest tech link of the week and we'll clean up this ces cesspool together
um i really wanted to make a joke with that 71 year old man swedish meatballs
but we never got there so come back tomorrow maybe tomorrow