Hello gamers, welcome to ShortCircuit. I am your host today Ludwig why because I really like bidets and that's enough
I guess credentials for this I don't know why I've become the big guy, but I think it's because of this product right here the swipe plus bidet
Which is available now on LTT Store.com. I just want you to look at this little this is just this gold emboss
Touch it touch with your fingers come touch right there. Yeah, you feel it your finger. You feel how that?
That's just luxury that's just luxury that's about you look I like the design a lot here
But what actually matters is what it does to your butthole
What are you talking about this what matters? It's true. It does true. Come on. It's true
I've had this theory for a while now. It's the rug theory. Let's just say you spill some dirt on a rug
Would you wipe it off with paper towels? Probably not and what I got going behind and I'm not trying to get graphic on this channel because we're family friendly
What not and what have you it's close to a rug you do a little bit of water?
All right, which is why I become obsessed with bidets But I found out most of getting someone to try a bidet is getting over the discomfort of putting water in your butt
It's normal. It's healthy. It's clean and today we're gonna see exactly how it can be clean, but also perhaps beautiful
So let's take a look at this. All right. This is just the nozzle in the attachments is what you need to connect it to your toilet
Here we have an owner's manual. I throw out the manual for every product. It's it's nice
But we'll just figure it out. I think and then here. Oh
The actual bidet itself now the swipe comes in two models
It's swipe and swipe plus the swipe plus models 500 the swipe is $50
Which is a big jump in money, but the difference is one
Good old-fashioned water up your bum the other one all the bells and whistles and here it is
Don't get a close-up here now This is actually mock two of the swipe plus bidet mock one was a controller based device
But I found that I preferred using like a sidebar where you could just press a tactile button
Because the controller was just like a touchpad interface. I don't like touchpad. I'm a tactile guy
That's just it's good for your soul The other difference between the swipe and the swipe plus is the swipe the regular attachment can go to any toilet the swipe plus
You need to know what kind of toilet you have because it's replacing your seat
And the seat sits on a toilet bowl and bowls come in two shapes round and elongated
This is a round one you can tell because it's well just a little bit stubbier
So know which one you have before you order if you f up
I mean customer service is probably good enough like they could figure it out But it's like it's gonna be a whole pane of the ass
So just like double check, you know If you're not really sure you could post your picker toilet online and like tweet at me and like I'll get there
I'll answer for you. Trust me, bro Trust me
Look the main bells and whistles are when you plug this bad boy in but I guess we can go over the different types of options here
All right, so you have nozzle spray for rear nozzle spray for your front rear
Strong spray, which I'm spamming that button all day dry by the way
Okay, real quick for whatever reason people believe if you have a good day all of a sudden you don't use toilet paper
You still use toilet paper. Okay. All right, just like if I wash my hands at an airport and they have those little blow-dry things
I still grab at least one sheet just to get all of it off after you know or worst case I do this
But you can't do this with your butthole. Okay, so it's like you don't have to use as much toilet paper
Live in a world with me. We're gonna talk about poop on this channel
The dream scenario is a one-white poop
Which is technically impossible because you always have to do a second wipe to ensure that it was a one white
But you get the idea with a bidet basically every poop comes a one-white poop
Again too white because you got to make sure it's a one-white bitch You know what I'm talking about. So that's that's what this is. So, you know, sometimes you use the dry
But that's just because I like feeling this on my butt. They have a gentle mode and a pulse mode
There's five different Water pressures and then five different positions for the nozzle three different temperatures you can pick for the seat
Oh, that's big though, especially here having a heated seat. I had a guest stay over. She's like I just like sitting on it
Like that's weird. It's my toilet. Don't sit on it like that Three different temperatures for the water eco mode and then nozzle cleaning. Alright, that's all the options. This is the frame
This is T valve things you call that the actual valve itself. I've installed quite a few of these
I've only flooded two bathrooms But you don't know how many I'm installed my percentage is like at least 90
The hooks and then this it's a deodorizer to help, you know
You know poop smells like I don't have to get into that goes right here
So here's the issue. This is a bidet
How can I show them this without showing my body?
You will be showing your body. I'm showing my body. What is this? Is that a kiddie pool?
Yeah, we don't have You know, it's hard to film in a bathroom. Yeah, I'm bringing the bathroom to you. Sure
You don't have a bathroom set here yet. Not a lot of not yet ready. Yeah
Haha This is your gamer. Why are there Ellie? Why is there a dude? Really? Hey, you weren't supposed to see that
Where is this going to? What's the what's the?
Freaking the page the paid site. Well, listen, we don't know any paid sites. This is flow plane POV
Yeah, that page. Look at that man. So I've noticed an issue already. You've you've you've you f***ed up
What what happened? It's an elongated seat. This isn't a long get look how long this is
It's a long like horses mouth and that's short and stubby like cat
So they don't fit you told me to trust you
Yeah, but I didn't see it. I was gonna trust you. All right. It's all right
And we can still sit on it But this is actually a great teaching example of why you want to make sure to get the correct either round or elongated seat
Because you're gonna see how it overlaps here and it doesn't fit
But well, we'll get there. We'll cross that bridge when we get there. Okay. All right. All right
Timer starts Now go okay. All right, let's just see what we got going on first step is removing this
Which usually just has like a nut that you have to
spin off This one is oh
It's really on there. Do you need a tool? Yeah, do we have a jerry rig everything remove nuts thing or I've got various options
All right, I think this will have to be the one I use
This is for like a freaking PC iPod or some
You're just saying words. Yeah, I am
This is actually too hard. So every toilet is different, but this one's it's just screwed the hell on there
We set to remove it just remove the whole thing and our lives are happier
An adjustable that's what I've been saying Well, we can connect this in the meantime
So the port that it actually connects to is right here. I just spinning this bad boy on
He fit perfectly. All right
Stuff want to setting up the day removing the old toilet head. Hey, what is this? Okay, and you go
Next set. Let's get this bad boy on see a mr. Beast article where he's like I can't be disliked. I
Must not have a personality. Oh, yes. You see that one. He's like John every man. Yeah, I was like what the
He actually has a bidet He's on that who's not on a bidet wavelength
Who's got a dirty butthole? You have a rival streamer XQC low-fi girl that rotten I'm sorry. I shouldn't say that
I hate low-fi girl because she's you know, everyone's like, oh AI's gonna replace my job
She's been doing it 24-7 streams for three years straight. I have to take a break. You know any viewers
I lose when I go to the bathroom. I'm not helping myself by sitting there extra long
She doesn't lose any she never goes to the bathroom. She never goes to the bathroom
She got a dirty butthole low-fi girl phase one's done and look how easy this is now all you do
I think you remove this little piece of tape
This is just so the nozzle can Escape it's clutches
We're done perfect fit that's it now the only stuff left to do is connect it take a look
Take a look at what is what you did? Okay
Fill your dog who's I eat some look look
It's overlapping here if you get the elongated version and it'll it'll fit nicely. So now we just have to connect the
nozzles Which is right here. So I'm connecting one to the actual
Bidet and then connecting
Where does Does this go I do have I do have a garden hose dude? Oh
It's going what is it? I mean, let's just cut out the middle man and just take my pants off
What are we doing with this? So this is not normally how it works. We're just going hose to bidet and
Hoping to transform this flood of water into normal functioning bidet water
All right That's it's ready to in me voice the bidet is kind of smart in a sense that
It won't let you just spray water all over your floor. It's like a cat or a child pushes a button
It is like detecting someone sitting on it
so So take out my pants now
Yeah, we're ready when you are I just want to confirm. It's okay if I take my pants off now and
Reveal my Linus tech tips underwear. Okay. All right
Someone just walked in left. All right, okay
I'm so sorry about this Okay
all right So this is what I look like as a man in my house and
Now the moment of truth does it work?
It's working
This is the second most people I've had in a room while using a bidet
So right now our water is penetrating my butthole I
Mean it's definitely working. I can change the heat of it. I
Can up the pressure. I can drop it to the minimum pressure. I
Can even click this button here. I can go gentle almost like an angel's whisper
And then if we want this is what I do. I'm calloused. I hit the strong button
And then The seats already warm
Let's try out the dry feature Oh, yeah, that's good. I was just getting everything. How do I look?
Well, hey that worked. I'm surprised that worked It worked like if it was plugged in normally and not to a hose
I wouldn't recommend the hose option, but it is usable
All right, there's not too much water in my butt. Is there?
Okay, cool All right, this one straight in that's great
It did it did it there's a lot of water on my butt. No, is there not?
It's just very targeted. That's how good it is. Did you use the front? I didn't use the front
What about the women viewers?
This is for the women
Yeah, it works It's missing anything that be relevant to me, but it does work
Uh, there it is I'm happy that worked great. We would love if you'd go to LTT Store calm and check out these cool bidets. I
Don't care what bidet you get. I think you should just have a bidet in your life It's just more hygienic the $50 option is good, but if you wanted another one, I don't blame you no harm no foul
However, if you want to ball out $500 one time
It's all you got to spend for the rest of your days You have a heated seat every time you sit on a damn toilet
You got heated water entering your butthole every time you got to take a poop or just for fun
Sometimes I let that stuff rock. It's a life changer. Try bidet. I promise it's a life changer
I don't even care if it's mine, but go to LTT Store calm if you do want this one
Uh, thank you so much for watching. Uh, make sure to like comment subscribe and you can find me at the White House January 6
Oh, I guess it's my turn. Oh, okay. I'm here now. Yeah. Hello. Welcome. So
Now what try it out Oh my god suit up spidey
I guess this is the part where I just kind of get on here. So like like I can do the cold water, right? Yeah, you can do whatever
Type. What do you do? I'm strong. I'm max spray. I got to confess. I am not that into the cold water
I have I have the regular swipe on the downstairs bathroom because I
Didn't want to put in the outlet So you don't use it because the cold water version. Well, no, I just have to walk upstairs
That's fair. I mean, it's the main difference between the 50 and the 500 is it there's electricity which heats up the water
Yep, it feels nice. It also heats up the seat. Do you feel it? Oh, yeah, even through the underwear man. That's like
Toasty I love it. It's one of those things that I didn't realize how much it was going to change my life until my first visit to japan
And I stopped at like a like a truck stop on the side of the road. Yeah, you
What did you what are you just just what are you saying about the truck stop?
I'm saying that it was the nicest bathroom. I'd ever been in and it was a truck stop bathroom, but it was in japan
What is it running right now? It's um, it's running. It's
Very warm. Uh, it feels like I'm peeing
Yeah, dude. It feels so weird to have it run with underwear on. Yeah, it was a world first for me as well
Yeah, okay, so I'm not used to make it through the underwear in a second
So what are you just driving here and I'm just yeah, yeah, so that's the strong
And then and then you know, you said you hate it cold, so we'll keep it We'll keep it warm here. I can move the nozzle around though. Yeah, what am I hitting now?
It's not my butthole. Okay. Yeah, let's go front
I mean, look if you're gonna rock the plumber button, let's say you don't do the belt
Okay, and you just you have that crack hanging out right right. It should be clean. Yeah, that's true
Yeah, so you can move it's just it's gonna get in there. Yeah way way back there. This one should miss by a lot. Um
This is the front. Yep Where is where's that is that hitting?
Well, it's hitting my underwear. Um, yeah, that would take care of you know, any any any cred behind the ball sack
Let me dry it off. Let me dry it off for you. We got a little dry feature coming up
This should work. You just have to stay here for about like seven hours. Uh
Works better when you don't have underwear in the way. Um, you got well, look, you still wipe after using the dryer, right?
Yeah, but you can use like two squares. Yeah, you don't have to use a lot
He's like almost nothing just make sure you're still white toilet paper consumption is so far down
It's so far down in my house and we're on eco mode Oh, where's eco mode? Oh, is that for everything? It's basically like, uh, there's a mode that'll keep the seat hot
Like permanently and then there's like a lighter eco mode where it like lowers the heat of it
Okay, you gotta tell me this
These pants make my butt look wet Dude, your first off your butt looks great. Second off, there's a insane mark on it. That's what I look like
Oh my gosh
So what do you think What made you so passionate about clean butts? Is it because you like to eat them or
Okay Yeah, and I was just I needed everyone's butt to be clean before I started eating
We've only hung out once before this socially but the first thing he asked me was
So he kind of dissected me. Can you like still?
At that point I realized that there were no boundaries here I think my second question is what is your net worth who you liquidated everything
So, you know, there's there's levels to it. Look, I think so for me
Uh, I used them because I went to france a lot so we had them got it and I was like they're tight
But in america, there's like a Like a weird stigma
It's the toilet paper lobby It's big it's big tp. It's big paper big paper
And I think every human like you said who uses for the first time they're like, oh, I should just use that every time
The idea is weird at first and if I'd had the option
Yeah, if I'd been sitting on a bidet, but there was a toilet paper roll there
I would have gone with what was familiar I would have used the toilet paper roll, but it was japan for me
And just there just wasn't any when I was like, uh, I mean I realized we were at one point both sheep
Societally trained to not be more hygienic, but we've since awoken our third eye
And we are coming for you joe biden in january 6th
Is there anything else that we're meant to kind of hit here or are we uh, I think I just need to bring this home with me
Back to la yeah, if anyone wants to buy this footage. It is slow mo of Linus. I will take any bidders
All you have to do is hit my lineup. Get yourself a swipe a day lttstore.com Linus
Absolute pleasure Absolute pleasure business with you. All right. See you later. Like subscribe. Goodbye. Bye forever
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