{"video_id":"P9oR59K5iY8","title":"You might feel a little pressure - Ludwig Swipe+ Bidet","channel":"ShortCircuit","show":"ShortCircuit","published_at":"2024-05-04T14:58:16Z","duration_s":1090,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":6.64,"text":"Hello gamers, welcome to ShortCircuit. I am your host today Ludwig why because I really like bidets and that's enough","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":6.64,"end_s":13.04,"text":"I guess credentials for this I don't know why I've become the big guy, but I think it's because of this product right here the swipe plus bidet","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.04,"end_s":18.52,"text":"Which is available now on LTT Store.com. I just want you to look at this little this is just this gold emboss","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.24,"end_s":23.92,"text":"Touch it touch with your fingers come touch right there. Yeah, you feel it your finger. You feel how that?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":24.44,"end_s":29.44,"text":"That's just luxury that's just luxury that's about you look I like the design a lot here","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.44,"end_s":31.56,"text":"But what actually matters is what it does to your butthole","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":32.64,"end_s":36.56,"text":"What are you talking about this what matters? It's true. It does true. Come on. It's true","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":36.56,"end_s":42.76,"text":"I've had this theory for a while now. It's the rug theory. Let's just say you spill some dirt on a rug","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":43.24,"end_s":51.32,"text":"Would you wipe it off with paper towels? 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This is just the nozzle in the attachments is what you need to connect it to your toilet","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":76.24,"end_s":80.8,"text":"Here we have an owner's manual. I throw out the manual for every product. It's it's nice","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":80.8,"end_s":84.36,"text":"But we'll just figure it out. I think and then here. 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It's okay if I take my pants off now and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":579.8,"end_s":582.64,"text":"Reveal my Linus tech tips underwear. Okay. All right","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":588.56,"end_s":592.12,"text":"Someone just walked in left. 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I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":632.2,"end_s":636.02,"text":"Can even click this button here. I can go gentle almost like an angel's whisper","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":636.02,"end_s":641.64,"text":"And then if we want this is what I do. I'm calloused. I hit the strong button","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":646.08,"end_s":650.52,"text":"And then The seats already warm","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":650.76,"end_s":657.56,"text":"Let's try out the dry feature Oh, yeah, that's good. I was just getting everything. How do I look?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":658.04,"end_s":663.96,"text":"Well, hey that worked. I'm surprised that worked It worked like if it was plugged in normally and not to a hose","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":663.96,"end_s":667.6,"text":"I wouldn't recommend the hose option, but it is usable","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":668.72,"end_s":670.76,"text":"All right, there's not too much water in my butt. Is there?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":672.16,"end_s":676.06,"text":"Okay, cool All right, this one straight in that's great","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":676.6,"end_s":682.08,"text":"It did it did it there's a lot of water on my butt. No, is there not?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":683.6,"end_s":690.12,"text":"It's just very targeted. That's how good it is. Did you use the front? I didn't use the front","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":690.12,"end_s":692.12,"text":"What about the women viewers?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":693.72,"end_s":695.72,"text":"This is for the women","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":703.0,"end_s":707.88,"text":"Yeah, it works It's missing anything that be relevant to me, but it does work","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":708.84,"end_s":716.36,"text":"Uh, there it is I'm happy that worked great. We would love if you'd go to LTT Store calm and check out these cool bidets. I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":717.12,"end_s":725.96,"text":"Don't care what bidet you get. I think you should just have a bidet in your life It's just more hygienic the $50 option is good, but if you wanted another one, I don't blame you no harm no foul","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":726.12,"end_s":729.12,"text":"However, if you want to ball out $500 one time","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":729.12,"end_s":733.32,"text":"It's all you got to spend for the rest of your days You have a heated seat every time you sit on a damn toilet","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":733.48,"end_s":737.4,"text":"You got heated water entering your butthole every time you got to take a poop or just for fun","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":737.4,"end_s":741.96,"text":"Sometimes I let that stuff rock. It's a life changer. Try bidet. 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Yeah, it was a world first for me as well","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":838.2,"end_s":841.4,"text":"Yeah, okay, so I'm not used to make it through the underwear in a second","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":842.92,"end_s":846.6,"text":"So what are you just driving here and I'm just yeah, yeah, so that's the strong","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":846.76,"end_s":853.8,"text":"And then and then you know, you said you hate it cold, so we'll keep it We'll keep it warm here. I can move the nozzle around though. Yeah, what am I hitting now?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":854.36,"end_s":857.24,"text":"It's not my butthole. Okay. Yeah, let's go front","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":857.56,"end_s":861.64,"text":"I mean, look if you're gonna rock the plumber button, let's say you don't do the belt","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":861.88,"end_s":866.92,"text":"Okay, and you just you have that crack hanging out right right. It should be clean. Yeah, that's true","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":867.0,"end_s":872.2,"text":"Yeah, so you can move it's just it's gonna get in there. Yeah way way back there. This one should miss by a lot. Um","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":873.48,"end_s":877.56,"text":"This is the front. Yep Where is where's that is that hitting?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":877.8,"end_s":883.72,"text":"Well, it's hitting my underwear. Um, yeah, that would take care of you know, any any any cred behind the ball sack","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":883.8,"end_s":887.08,"text":"Let me dry it off. Let me dry it off for you. We got a little dry feature coming up","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":888.2,"end_s":890.76,"text":"This should work. You just have to stay here for about like seven hours. Uh","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":893.0,"end_s":899.0,"text":"Works better when you don't have underwear in the way. Um, you got well, look, you still wipe after using the dryer, right?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":899.32,"end_s":902.52,"text":"Yeah, but you can use like two squares. Yeah, you don't have to use a lot","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":902.68,"end_s":907.64,"text":"He's like almost nothing just make sure you're still white toilet paper consumption is so far down","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":908.6,"end_s":917.64,"text":"It's so far down in my house and we're on eco mode Oh, where's eco mode? Oh, is that for everything? 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It's big paper big paper","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":988.92,"end_s":993.48,"text":"And I think every human like you said who uses for the first time they're like, oh, I should just use that every time","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":993.56,"end_s":996.76,"text":"The idea is weird at first and if I'd had the option","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":997.0,"end_s":1000.28,"text":"Yeah, if I'd been sitting on a bidet, but there was a toilet paper roll there","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1000.28,"end_s":1004.44,"text":"I would have gone with what was familiar I would have used the toilet paper roll, but it was japan for me","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1005.0,"end_s":1010.52,"text":"And just there just wasn't any when I was like, uh, I mean I realized we were at one point both sheep","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1010.68,"end_s":1015.16,"text":"Societally trained to not be more hygienic, but we've since awoken our third eye","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1015.72,"end_s":1018.28,"text":"And we are coming for you joe biden in january 6th","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1019.32,"end_s":1024.68,"text":"Is there anything else that we're meant to kind of hit here or are we uh, I think I just need to bring this home with me","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1024.68,"end_s":1030.6,"text":"Back to la yeah, if anyone wants to buy this footage. It is slow mo of Linus. I will take any bidders","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1031.0,"end_s":1036.36,"text":"All you have to do is hit my lineup. Get yourself a swipe a day lttstore.com Linus","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1036.52,"end_s":1043.4,"text":"Absolute pleasure Absolute pleasure business with you. All right. See you later. Like subscribe. Goodbye. Bye forever","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1044.52,"end_s":1046.52,"text":"Well, I was supposed to actually","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Hello gamers, welcome to ShortCircuit. I am your host today Ludwig why because I really like bidets and that's enough I guess credentials for this I don't know why I've become the big guy, but I think it's because of this product right here the swipe plus bidet Which is available now on LTT Store.com. I just want you to look at this little this is just this gold emboss Touch it touch with your fingers come touch right there. Yeah, you feel it your finger. You feel how that? That's just luxury that's just luxury that's about you look I like the design a lot here But what actually matters is what it does to your butthole What are you talking about this what matters? It's true. It does true. Come on. It's true I've had this theory for a while now. It's the rug theory. Let's just say you spill some dirt on a rug Would you wipe it off with paper towels? Probably not and what I got going behind and I'm not trying to get graphic on this channel because we're family friendly What not and what have you it's close to a rug you do a little bit of water? All right, which is why I become obsessed with bidets But I found out most of getting someone to try a bidet is getting over the discomfort of putting water in your butt It's normal. It's healthy. It's clean and today we're gonna see exactly how it can be clean, but also perhaps beautiful So let's take a look at this. All right. This is just the nozzle in the attachments is what you need to connect it to your toilet Here we have an owner's manual. I throw out the manual for every product. It's it's nice But we'll just figure it out. I think and then here. Oh The actual bidet itself now the swipe comes in two models It's swipe and swipe plus the swipe plus models 500 the swipe is $50 Which is a big jump in money, but the difference is one Good old-fashioned water up your bum the other one all the bells and whistles and here it is Don't get a close-up here now This is actually mock two of the swipe plus bidet mock one was a controller based device But I found that I preferred using like a sidebar where you could just press a tactile button Because the controller was just like a touchpad interface. I don't like touchpad. I'm a tactile guy That's just it's good for your soul The other difference between the swipe and the swipe plus is the swipe the regular attachment can go to any toilet the swipe plus You need to know what kind of toilet you have because it's replacing your seat And the seat sits on a toilet bowl and bowls come in two shapes round and elongated This is a round one you can tell because it's well just a little bit stubbier So know which one you have before you order if you f up I mean customer service is probably good enough like they could figure it out But it's like it's gonna be a whole pane of the ass So just like double check, you know If you're not really sure you could post your picker toilet online and like tweet at me and like I'll get there I'll answer for you. Trust me, bro Trust me Look the main bells and whistles are when you plug this bad boy in but I guess we can go over the different types of options here All right, so you have nozzle spray for rear nozzle spray for your front rear Strong spray, which I'm spamming that button all day dry by the way Okay, real quick for whatever reason people believe if you have a good day all of a sudden you don't use toilet paper You still use toilet paper. Okay. All right, just like if I wash my hands at an airport and they have those little blow-dry things I still grab at least one sheet just to get all of it off after you know or worst case I do this But you can't do this with your butthole. Okay, so it's like you don't have to use as much toilet paper Live in a world with me. We're gonna talk about poop on this channel The dream scenario is a one-white poop Which is technically impossible because you always have to do a second wipe to ensure that it was a one white But you get the idea with a bidet basically every poop comes a one-white poop Again too white because you got to make sure it's a one-white bitch You know what I'm talking about. So that's that's what this is. So, you know, sometimes you use the dry But that's just because I like feeling this on my butt. They have a gentle mode and a pulse mode There's five different Water pressures and then five different positions for the nozzle three different temperatures you can pick for the seat Oh, that's big though, especially here having a heated seat. I had a guest stay over. She's like I just like sitting on it Like that's weird. It's my toilet. Don't sit on it like that Three different temperatures for the water eco mode and then nozzle cleaning. Alright, that's all the options. This is the frame This is T valve things you call that the actual valve itself. I've installed quite a few of these I've only flooded two bathrooms But you don't know how many I'm installed my percentage is like at least 90 The hooks and then this it's a deodorizer to help, you know You know poop smells like I don't have to get into that goes right here So here's the issue. This is a bidet How can I show them this without showing my body? You will be showing your body. I'm showing my body. What is this? Is that a kiddie pool? Yeah, we don't have You know, it's hard to film in a bathroom. Yeah, I'm bringing the bathroom to you. Sure You don't have a bathroom set here yet. Not a lot of not yet ready. Yeah Haha This is your gamer. Why are there Ellie? Why is there a dude? Really? Hey, you weren't supposed to see that Where is this going to? What's the what's the? Freaking the page the paid site. Well, listen, we don't know any paid sites. This is flow plane POV Yeah, that page. Look at that man. So I've noticed an issue already. You've you've you've you f***ed up What what happened? It's an elongated seat. This isn't a long get look how long this is It's a long like horses mouth and that's short and stubby like cat So they don't fit you told me to trust you Yeah, but I didn't see it. I was gonna trust you. All right. It's all right And we can still sit on it But this is actually a great teaching example of why you want to make sure to get the correct either round or elongated seat Because you're gonna see how it overlaps here and it doesn't fit But well, we'll get there. We'll cross that bridge when we get there. Okay. All right. All right Timer starts Now go okay. All right, let's just see what we got going on first step is removing this Which usually just has like a nut that you have to spin off This one is oh It's really on there. Do you need a tool? Yeah, do we have a jerry rig everything remove nuts thing or I've got various options All right, I think this will have to be the one I use This is for like a freaking PC iPod or some You're just saying words. Yeah, I am This is actually too hard. So every toilet is different, but this one's it's just screwed the hell on there We set to remove it just remove the whole thing and our lives are happier An adjustable that's what I've been saying Well, we can connect this in the meantime So the port that it actually connects to is right here. I just spinning this bad boy on He fit perfectly. All right Stuff want to setting up the day removing the old toilet head. Hey, what is this? Okay, and you go Next set. Let's get this bad boy on see a mr. Beast article where he's like I can't be disliked. I Must not have a personality. Oh, yes. You see that one. He's like John every man. Yeah, I was like what the He actually has a bidet He's on that who's not on a bidet wavelength Who's got a dirty butthole? You have a rival streamer XQC low-fi girl that rotten I'm sorry. I shouldn't say that I hate low-fi girl because she's you know, everyone's like, oh AI's gonna replace my job She's been doing it 24-7 streams for three years straight. I have to take a break. You know any viewers I lose when I go to the bathroom. I'm not helping myself by sitting there extra long She doesn't lose any she never goes to the bathroom. She never goes to the bathroom She got a dirty butthole low-fi girl phase one's done and look how easy this is now all you do I think you remove this little piece of tape This is just so the nozzle can Escape it's clutches We're done perfect fit that's it now the only stuff left to do is connect it take a look Take a look at what is what you did? Okay Fill your dog who's I eat some look look It's overlapping here if you get the elongated version and it'll it'll fit nicely. So now we just have to connect the nozzles Which is right here. So I'm connecting one to the actual Bidet and then connecting Where does Does this go I do have I do have a garden hose dude? Oh It's going what is it? I mean, let's just cut out the middle man and just take my pants off What are we doing with this? So this is not normally how it works. We're just going hose to bidet and Hoping to transform this flood of water into normal functioning bidet water All right That's it's ready to in me voice the bidet is kind of smart in a sense that It won't let you just spray water all over your floor. It's like a cat or a child pushes a button It is like detecting someone sitting on it so So take out my pants now Yeah, we're ready when you are I just want to confirm. It's okay if I take my pants off now and Reveal my Linus tech tips underwear. Okay. All right Someone just walked in left. All right, okay I'm so sorry about this Okay all right So this is what I look like as a man in my house and Now the moment of truth does it work? It's working This is the second most people I've had in a room while using a bidet So right now our water is penetrating my butthole I Mean it's definitely working. I can change the heat of it. I Can up the pressure. I can drop it to the minimum pressure. I Can even click this button here. I can go gentle almost like an angel's whisper And then if we want this is what I do. I'm calloused. I hit the strong button And then The seats already warm Let's try out the dry feature Oh, yeah, that's good. I was just getting everything. How do I look? Well, hey that worked. I'm surprised that worked It worked like if it was plugged in normally and not to a hose I wouldn't recommend the hose option, but it is usable All right, there's not too much water in my butt. Is there? Okay, cool All right, this one straight in that's great It did it did it there's a lot of water on my butt. No, is there not? It's just very targeted. That's how good it is. Did you use the front? I didn't use the front What about the women viewers? This is for the women Yeah, it works It's missing anything that be relevant to me, but it does work Uh, there it is I'm happy that worked great. We would love if you'd go to LTT Store calm and check out these cool bidets. I Don't care what bidet you get. I think you should just have a bidet in your life It's just more hygienic the $50 option is good, but if you wanted another one, I don't blame you no harm no foul However, if you want to ball out $500 one time It's all you got to spend for the rest of your days You have a heated seat every time you sit on a damn toilet You got heated water entering your butthole every time you got to take a poop or just for fun Sometimes I let that stuff rock. It's a life changer. Try bidet. I promise it's a life changer I don't even care if it's mine, but go to LTT Store calm if you do want this one Uh, thank you so much for watching. Uh, make sure to like comment subscribe and you can find me at the White House January 6 Oh, I guess it's my turn. Oh, okay. I'm here now. Yeah. Hello. Welcome. So Now what try it out Oh my god suit up spidey I guess this is the part where I just kind of get on here. So like like I can do the cold water, right? Yeah, you can do whatever Type. What do you do? I'm strong. I'm max spray. I got to confess. I am not that into the cold water I have I have the regular swipe on the downstairs bathroom because I Didn't want to put in the outlet So you don't use it because the cold water version. Well, no, I just have to walk upstairs That's fair. I mean, it's the main difference between the 50 and the 500 is it there's electricity which heats up the water Yep, it feels nice. It also heats up the seat. Do you feel it? Oh, yeah, even through the underwear man. That's like Toasty I love it. It's one of those things that I didn't realize how much it was going to change my life until my first visit to japan And I stopped at like a like a truck stop on the side of the road. Yeah, you What did you what are you just just what are you saying about the truck stop? I'm saying that it was the nicest bathroom. I'd ever been in and it was a truck stop bathroom, but it was in japan What is it running right now? It's um, it's running. It's Very warm. Uh, it feels like I'm peeing Yeah, dude. It feels so weird to have it run with underwear on. Yeah, it was a world first for me as well Yeah, okay, so I'm not used to make it through the underwear in a second So what are you just driving here and I'm just yeah, yeah, so that's the strong And then and then you know, you said you hate it cold, so we'll keep it We'll keep it warm here. I can move the nozzle around though. Yeah, what am I hitting now? It's not my butthole. Okay. Yeah, let's go front I mean, look if you're gonna rock the plumber button, let's say you don't do the belt Okay, and you just you have that crack hanging out right right. It should be clean. Yeah, that's true Yeah, so you can move it's just it's gonna get in there. Yeah way way back there. This one should miss by a lot. Um This is the front. Yep Where is where's that is that hitting? Well, it's hitting my underwear. Um, yeah, that would take care of you know, any any any cred behind the ball sack Let me dry it off. Let me dry it off for you. We got a little dry feature coming up This should work. You just have to stay here for about like seven hours. Uh Works better when you don't have underwear in the way. Um, you got well, look, you still wipe after using the dryer, right? Yeah, but you can use like two squares. Yeah, you don't have to use a lot He's like almost nothing just make sure you're still white toilet paper consumption is so far down It's so far down in my house and we're on eco mode Oh, where's eco mode? Oh, is that for everything? It's basically like, uh, there's a mode that'll keep the seat hot Like permanently and then there's like a lighter eco mode where it like lowers the heat of it Okay, you gotta tell me this These pants make my butt look wet Dude, your first off your butt looks great. Second off, there's a insane mark on it. That's what I look like Oh my gosh So what do you think What made you so passionate about clean butts? Is it because you like to eat them or Okay Yeah, and I was just I needed everyone's butt to be clean before I started eating We've only hung out once before this socially but the first thing he asked me was So he kind of dissected me. Can you like still? At that point I realized that there were no boundaries here I think my second question is what is your net worth who you liquidated everything So, you know, there's there's levels to it. Look, I think so for me Uh, I used them because I went to france a lot so we had them got it and I was like they're tight But in america, there's like a Like a weird stigma It's the toilet paper lobby It's big it's big tp. It's big paper big paper And I think every human like you said who uses for the first time they're like, oh, I should just use that every time The idea is weird at first and if I'd had the option Yeah, if I'd been sitting on a bidet, but there was a toilet paper roll there I would have gone with what was familiar I would have used the toilet paper roll, but it was japan for me And just there just wasn't any when I was like, uh, I mean I realized we were at one point both sheep Societally trained to not be more hygienic, but we've since awoken our third eye And we are coming for you joe biden in january 6th Is there anything else that we're meant to kind of hit here or are we uh, I think I just need to bring this home with me Back to la yeah, if anyone wants to buy this footage. It is slow mo of Linus. I will take any bidders All you have to do is hit my lineup. Get yourself a swipe a day lttstore.com Linus Absolute pleasure Absolute pleasure business with you. All right. See you later. Like subscribe. Goodbye. Bye forever Well, I was supposed to actually"}