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Sammy: No one's here. 2 00:00:04.637 --> 00:00:05.872 Nobody's here. 3 00:00:06.573 --> 00:00:07.707 I actually know where they are. 4 00:00:07.741 --> 00:00:09.142 Linus is shooting and, Luke's not coming until mine is ready basically. 5 00:00:09.142 --> 00:00:11.211 Linus is shooting and, Luke's not coming until mine is ready basically. 6 00:00:11.678 --> 00:00:12.912 Sammy (Whispering): How late are they gonna be? 7 00:00:16.583 --> 00:00:19.219 Vance (Whispering): 45 minutes, maybe a little bit more. 8 00:00:20.186 --> 00:00:20.920 Sammy: That's not good. 9 00:00:21.421 --> 00:00:23.156 Vance: It's a regular friday. 10 00:00:24.591 --> 00:00:28.094 Sammy (Whispering): They're tuning the car right now, and we have to be quiet!. 11 00:00:28.128 --> 00:00:31.264 Martin (Whispering): We're not aloud to make any noise, or Alex will get a little bit upset; 12 00:00:31.264 --> 00:00:35.869 because he's tuning the sound system, tuning it with his machine. 13 00:00:37.103 --> 00:00:39.072 Sammy (Whispering): So if I scream, we have to do this again? 14 00:00:39.072 --> 00:00:39.606 Martin (Whispering): Try it. 15 00:00:42.675 --> 00:00:43.743 Andy (Whispering): Aaaaaa! 16 00:00:44.944 --> 00:00:47.047 Martin: Tuning the engine was the loudest thing you've ever heard, 17 00:00:47.080 --> 00:00:48.415 you could hear it in the next suburbs 18 00:00:48.481 --> 00:00:51.551 but tuning the sound system is the opposite, quietest thing you've ever heard. 19 00:00:52.519 --> 00:00:54.020 Sammy: Linus, it's 4:30. 20 00:00:54.821 --> 00:00:57.957 Linus: Yeah I know, I'm busy though. 21 00:00:58.091 --> 00:00:59.392 Sammy: Yeah, your hair looks crazy today. 22 00:00:59.392 --> 00:00:59.826 Linus: We've got the- 23 00:00:59.926 --> 00:01:02.462 Linus: Yeah, I don't do it like this. 24 00:01:02.595 --> 00:01:06.866 This is, this is actually just its natural state like I... 25 00:01:07.267 --> 00:01:08.601 See? You see what I'm talking about? 26 00:01:08.635 --> 00:01:09.169 Sammy: Yeah. 27 00:01:09.235 --> 00:01:10.537 Linus: Is it changing at all? 28 00:01:10.603 --> 00:01:11.004 Sammy: No. 29 00:01:11.037 --> 00:01:14.107 Linus: Yeah, see? So if I want to flatten it- Here, check this out, now here... 30 00:01:14.140 --> 00:01:17.343 Linus: This is, it's a whole nightmare. 31 00:01:18.678 --> 00:01:19.245 Sammy: Oh. 32 00:01:19.279 --> 00:01:19.946 Linus: There's somebody in there. 33 00:01:19.979 --> 00:01:21.548 Well, there's, there's- Oh, you know what? 34 00:01:21.581 --> 00:01:24.417 No, here, here, here, here, here; I'll just do it here, see, watch. 35 00:01:24.451 --> 00:01:28.021 If I try to flatten it, you know? Like look at this. 36 00:01:30.857 --> 00:01:32.826 So it's like soaked right? 37 00:01:33.226 --> 00:01:33.626 Sammy: Hahaha. 38 00:01:33.626 --> 00:01:34.594 Linus: It's still sticking up right? 39 00:01:34.627 --> 00:01:37.297 Sammy: Uh, just like on the tip here; I mean, I can show you, here. 40 00:01:37.330 --> 00:01:40.100 Linus: See like, like I can't control it. 41 00:01:40.233 --> 00:01:41.334 Sammy: I give you the mirror there. 42 00:01:41.868 --> 00:01:43.369 Linus: Oh, yeah, actually it flattened okay. 43 00:01:43.403 --> 00:01:45.772 No, no, you can see, you can see, see? They'll still come up. 44 00:01:46.372 --> 00:01:46.940 Sammy: Yeah a little bit, yeah. 45 00:01:46.973 --> 00:01:49.576 Linus: It's like permanent cowlick I don't know, I don't know what's going on. 46 00:01:50.710 --> 00:01:53.046 Linus: Now my head's wet, look what you've done Sammy. Sammy: Hahahaha. 47 00:01:53.113 --> 00:01:54.380 Sammy: I'm just causing a mayhem. 48 00:01:54.481 --> 00:01:56.816 Linus: Oh, there's Nicole; perfect, that's what I was looking for. 49 00:01:56.850 --> 00:01:57.450 Nicole: Hi. 50 00:01:57.750 --> 00:02:00.420 Linus: Um, did you do the two thumbnails that you sent me recently? 51 00:02:01.020 --> 00:02:01.588 Nicole: No. 52 00:02:01.588 --> 00:02:01.988 Linus: Oh. 53 00:02:02.088 --> 00:02:07.560 Linus: Um, the issue with this one, is the title is gonna be "Don't Buy a New PC"; 54 00:02:08.428 --> 00:02:11.131 and it's like it's supposed to be that meme of the guy like; 55 00:02:12.031 --> 00:02:12.999 Like, naw man. 56 00:02:13.366 --> 00:02:16.769 I don't think, I don't think it sells the meme for one thing, 57 00:02:16.903 --> 00:02:21.407 and there's no new PC that he's trying to get; so I just don't really like- 58 00:02:21.407 --> 00:02:21.774 Nicole: Yeah. 59 00:02:21.808 --> 00:02:22.976 Linus: I don't think it really works. 60 00:02:23.143 --> 00:02:27.080 Linus: And then with this one, I don't think this face says "don't buy a new PC"? 61 00:02:27.113 --> 00:02:27.413 Nicole: Yeah. 62 00:02:27.447 --> 00:02:29.482 Linus: That face says something else entirely. 63 00:02:29.516 --> 00:02:31.484 Linus: So, do you think you can work with them on that one? 64 00:02:31.684 --> 00:02:32.152 Nicole: Yes. 65 00:02:32.185 --> 00:02:36.322 Linus: I think this one's probably okay, other than that this needs to look crappier; 66 00:02:36.656 --> 00:02:37.223 Nicole: Okay. 67 00:02:37.257 --> 00:02:39.225 Linus: but I asked them to A - B test it with this one. 68 00:02:39.659 --> 00:02:41.794 Nicole: Okay. Linus: The only thing on this one is I would maybe, 69 00:02:42.862 --> 00:02:47.066 If there's one thing I would change here, this location for the price tag is a little random. 70 00:02:47.233 --> 00:02:47.734 Nicole: Yeah. 71 00:02:47.767 --> 00:02:50.270 Linus: I don't know, maybe... I don't know, whatever. 72 00:02:50.937 --> 00:02:51.905 Can you work with them on these though? 73 00:02:51.938 --> 00:02:52.438 Nicole: Yes. 74 00:02:52.539 --> 00:02:53.373 Linus: Okay, thank you. 75 00:02:53.406 --> 00:02:53.840 Nicole: No problem. 76 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:54.440 Linus: Okay bye. 77 00:02:54.440 --> 00:02:55.208 Nicole: Byee! 78 00:02:55.208 --> 00:02:55.942 Vance: They're ready for you. 79 00:02:55.975 --> 00:02:56.576 Linus: Oh, they are? 80 00:02:56.576 --> 00:02:58.344 Vance: Well as in Jake is ready for you again. 81 00:02:58.344 --> 00:03:02.081 Linus: Now you've made me look foolish at the end of this video, because my hair is all wet. 82 00:03:02.215 --> 00:03:03.583 Jake: Well, why is your hair all wet? 83 00:03:03.850 --> 00:03:05.985 Linus: Well, because Sammy made me look foolish. 84 00:03:06.152 --> 00:03:07.687 Jake: He said your hair looks wet? 85 00:03:07.720 --> 00:03:08.755 Linus: He said it looked stupid. 86 00:03:08.788 --> 00:03:09.956 Sammy: No, I didn't say it's stupid, I said- 87 00:03:09.989 --> 00:03:10.623 Linus: You said stupid. 88 00:03:10.623 --> 00:03:10.823 Jake: Well- 89 00:03:10.823 --> 00:03:11.591 Sammy: I said funky. 90 00:03:11.591 --> 00:03:12.725 Jake: I think that's reasonable. 91 00:03:13.092 --> 00:03:13.927 Sammy: Hahahaha! 92 00:03:13.927 --> 00:03:14.928 Jake: I mean I need a haircut. 93 00:03:15.628 --> 00:03:18.164 Vance: I think WAN will go live at 6. 94 00:03:18.498 --> 00:03:19.065 Sammy: At 6 o'clock? 95 00:03:19.232 --> 00:03:20.166 Vance: That's my guess. 96 00:03:20.300 --> 00:03:20.900 Sammy: Okay. 97 00:03:21.034 --> 00:03:22.535 Sammy: Well, at the end of the day we'll know. 98 00:03:22.769 --> 00:03:25.004 Vance: Yeah, that's my prediction. 99 00:03:25.305 --> 00:03:25.939 Sammy: Okay. 100 00:03:27.106 --> 00:03:30.577 Sammy: Because he has to film this and then the mighty car mod intro. 101 00:03:30.743 --> 00:03:34.747 Vance: And he has to come back and then like make it go over the topics real quick, 102 00:03:34.814 --> 00:03:36.649 and then shoot thumbnail and then do pre-show. 103 00:03:38.184 --> 00:03:39.485 Vance: Well, everyone's waiting for you. 104 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:40.320 Jake: What? 105 00:03:40.420 --> 00:03:42.355 Jake: No I said are they ready for the shoot or not? 106 00:03:42.655 --> 00:03:44.724 Vance: Aren't you- are you finished? I thought you're finishing this. 107 00:03:44.857 --> 00:03:45.592 Jake: Well, we're try- 108 00:03:45.592 --> 00:03:46.993 Vance: I'm not saying they're waiting, I just mean like. 109 00:03:46.993 --> 00:03:47.927 Jake: ...right now, so- 110 00:03:47.927 --> 00:03:51.231 Vance: everything's kind of slowing down, like this is delayed 111 00:03:51.231 --> 00:03:52.665 and that's, there's- I don't know what they're doing 112 00:03:52.699 --> 00:03:54.200 Linus: They're not ready, or they are ready? 113 00:03:54.734 --> 00:03:55.168 Sammy: I don't know. 114 00:03:55.201 --> 00:03:57.704 Vance: Well last we heard from like a couple minutes ago, they're not ready yet. 115 00:03:57.737 --> 00:03:58.705 Sammy: We're going to check, bye. 116 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:05.912 Sammy (Whispering): It looks like, we're quietly [waiting for the groundhog to appear] 117 00:04:05.945 --> 00:04:06.713 Vance: *Chuckles* 118 00:04:07.447 --> 00:04:08.715 Sammy (Whispering): That's all we're doing right now. 119 00:04:12.986 --> 00:04:14.153 Vance (Whispering): How long is this going to take? 120 00:04:15.622 --> 00:04:19.325 Andy (Whispering): It's like, he's doing the third time, I think, still two times left. 121 00:04:19.359 --> 00:04:21.561 Andy (Whispering): each time is like 2 to 3 minutes. 122 00:04:21.761 --> 00:04:23.997 Vance (Whispering): So like another 4 to 5 minutes? 123 00:04:24.030 --> 00:04:25.598 Andy (Whispering): Yeah, 5 to 6. 124 00:04:25.632 --> 00:04:26.866 Vance (Whispering): And then they start to wash the car? 125 00:04:27.033 --> 00:04:27.600 Andy (Whispering): We washed it. 126 00:04:27.734 --> 00:04:28.534 Sammy: It's gonna be a late day. 127 00:04:28.668 --> 00:04:29.335 Vance: Yep. 128 00:04:29.469 --> 00:04:30.069 Sammy: Hahahaha. 129 00:04:30.069 --> 00:04:32.071 Vance: Well, this is not unexpected. 130 00:04:32.905 --> 00:04:35.475 Sammy: Yeah, I mean when Linus started late today, 131 00:04:35.475 --> 00:04:36.709 I was like, we're going late today. 132 00:04:39.679 --> 00:04:41.180 Vance: He didn't start late, he was just out of office. 133 00:04:42.015 --> 00:04:43.283 Sammy: That's starting late. 134 00:04:43.516 --> 00:04:45.852 Vance: That's what happens when you film a video in an airport. 135 00:04:45.852 --> 00:04:46.819 Vance: They said five more minutes. 136 00:04:46.886 --> 00:04:47.587 Linus: Five more minutes. 137 00:04:47.620 --> 00:04:48.087 Vance: Again. 138 00:04:48.121 --> 00:04:48.521 Linus: Okay. 139 00:04:49.722 --> 00:04:50.690 Luke: Why are you so fast? 140 00:04:51.791 --> 00:04:53.192 Sammy: Because he's needs to break the bad news. 141 00:04:53.760 --> 00:04:54.394 Luke: Oh f***! 142 00:04:54.460 --> 00:04:55.328 Sammy: Hahaha. 143 00:04:55.361 --> 00:04:57.096 Vance: So they haven't finished yet. 144 00:04:58.264 --> 00:05:02.068 The car guys are tuning- They're tuning the audio or whatever for the car; 145 00:05:02.068 --> 00:05:03.102 so they're also having trouble- 146 00:05:03.136 --> 00:05:05.138 Luke: So that's why there's like 15 people outside? 147 00:05:05.171 --> 00:05:05.605 Vance: Yeah, yeah. 148 00:05:05.605 --> 00:05:06.339 Luke: Not working? 149 00:05:06.539 --> 00:05:07.840 Vance: Uh... Sammy: Hahahaha. 150 00:05:07.840 --> 00:05:09.309 Vance: Like I can- Luke: I observed this. 151 00:05:10.677 --> 00:05:11.678 Sammy: I recorded it. 152 00:05:13.379 --> 00:05:15.014 Luke: What are they, so they're tuning the car? 153 00:05:15.014 --> 00:05:16.849 Vance: They're tuning the audio, that's what they were doing. 154 00:05:16.949 --> 00:05:18.051 Luke: Tuning the audio. 155 00:05:18.151 --> 00:05:21.054 Vance: Yeah, I guess it's part of the, it'll be part of the test drive experience. 156 00:05:22.422 --> 00:05:24.857 Luke: Okay, do they do this for every test drive? 157 00:05:26.259 --> 00:05:28.361 Vance: I think it's Plouffe's car special, they like overhauled it. 158 00:05:28.828 --> 00:05:29.829 Luke: Ooooh. 159 00:05:29.829 --> 00:05:30.330 Vance: Yeah. 160 00:05:30.863 --> 00:05:34.600 Luke: I thought this was like, we were actually like reviewing some new Honda or something. 161 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:36.502 Vance: No, they like swaped the engine out and then like didn't- 162 00:05:36.636 --> 00:05:37.837 Luke: The engine, wow. 163 00:05:37.837 --> 00:05:38.538 Sammy: That's the collab. 164 00:05:38.538 --> 00:05:39.572 Vance: That's why it took the whole week. 165 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:40.273 Luke: Wow. 166 00:05:40.373 --> 00:05:40.740 Vance: Yeah. 167 00:05:40.840 --> 00:05:42.775 Luke: Okay, that's sick; they should do my car next. 168 00:05:45.244 --> 00:05:48.381 Luke: Sweet, so we're not starting for an hour? 169 00:05:48.981 --> 00:05:51.884 Vance: Yeah, my guess was 6, its now 6. 170 00:05:52.018 --> 00:05:52.552 Luke: Cool. 171 00:05:53.252 --> 00:05:54.854 Vance: I heard you're you're out at 8. 172 00:05:54.854 --> 00:05:56.055 Luke: Yeah, I still have bird meds 173 00:05:56.155 --> 00:05:56.756 Vance: Yeah. 174 00:05:59.125 --> 00:06:01.627 Sammy: Hahaha! Look how happy he is bringing you the bad news. 175 00:06:02.028 --> 00:06:02.862 Luke: Do you relish it? 176 00:06:03.129 --> 00:06:03.629 Vance: No. 177 00:06:03.730 --> 00:06:04.530 Luke: You enjoy it. 178 00:06:04.630 --> 00:06:06.766 Vance: I'm like a harbinger of doom, it sucks. 179 00:06:06.766 --> 00:06:07.800 Luke: Hahahahahaha. 180 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:10.236 Vance: It's just you know, you just accept the role at some point. 181 00:06:10.269 --> 00:06:12.605 Luke: You just gotta try, gotta try to embrace it. 182 00:06:14.240 --> 00:06:16.809 Sammy: Well, while you're here, I need to take photos of you anyways for a sponsor. 183 00:06:16.843 --> 00:06:18.311 Luke: Yeah, sick. 184 00:06:18.511 --> 00:06:20.179 Linus: Releasing all the dad core stuff. 185 00:06:20.279 --> 00:06:20.613 Sammy: Yeah. 186 00:06:20.646 --> 00:06:24.584 Oh, I saw that first thing I said to Arty is, looks like my dad will wear that. 187 00:06:24.617 --> 00:06:25.084 Luke: Yeah. 188 00:06:25.284 --> 00:06:25.952 Sammy: It looks nice though. 189 00:06:25.952 --> 00:06:28.321 Luke: Well, the last thing that we released was the polo remember? 190 00:06:28.454 --> 00:06:28.821 Sammy: Yeah. 191 00:06:28.955 --> 00:06:32.592 Luke: Well no, I guess it was the Microfiber shirt, but I don't know if that counts. 192 00:06:32.625 --> 00:06:34.127 Luke: So then now we have this. 193 00:06:35.328 --> 00:06:36.329 Sammy: It looks nice, but like- 194 00:06:36.329 --> 00:06:37.063 Luke: It does look nice. 195 00:06:37.063 --> 00:06:37.563 Sammy: Yeah. 196 00:06:37.697 --> 00:06:39.532 Luke: I will probably give it to my dad. 197 00:06:39.699 --> 00:06:40.266 Sammy: Yeah. 198 00:06:41.501 --> 00:06:42.268 I'll give it to my dad, too. 199 00:06:42.368 --> 00:06:42.635 Luke: Yeah. 200 00:06:42.635 --> 00:06:43.903 Phone: GPS signal lost. 201 00:06:43.903 --> 00:06:44.404 Luke: Whoa! 202 00:06:45.671 --> 00:06:46.773 Luke: My dad wouldn't use that. 203 00:06:47.106 --> 00:06:47.974 Sammy: Hahahaha. 204 00:06:48.274 --> 00:06:49.409 Sammy: He doesn't use GPS? 205 00:06:49.709 --> 00:06:50.243 Luke: No. 206 00:06:50.410 --> 00:06:50.877 Sammy: Yeah. 207 00:06:50.977 --> 00:06:53.613 Luke: I use it because there's so much construction, 208 00:06:53.880 --> 00:06:57.950 between here and my house, that it maps every time; 209 00:06:57.984 --> 00:07:00.119 because it's all different almost every time. 210 00:07:00.286 --> 00:07:02.121 Sammy: Yeah, I have to go to Vancouver after this. 211 00:07:02.321 --> 00:07:02.922 Luke: Oh really? 212 00:07:03.055 --> 00:07:05.191 Sammy: Yeah, I had to leave four minutes ago. 213 00:07:05.324 --> 00:07:06.492 Luke: Oh, well get out of here. 214 00:07:06.526 --> 00:07:07.527 Sammy: Well it's an hour and a half traffic; 215 00:07:07.527 --> 00:07:10.930 Sammy: so I'm like just trying to see if I can wait a little longer, until the traffic dies. 216 00:07:10.930 --> 00:07:11.931 Luke: Yeah, that makes sense. 217 00:07:11.931 --> 00:07:12.298 Sammy: Yeah. 218 00:07:12.732 --> 00:07:17.870 Luke: Yeah, like today I- I would have been able to be here for 4:30; 219 00:07:18.004 --> 00:07:21.474 but then I got a message saying that Linus wasn't gonna be here until 5:15. 220 00:07:21.607 --> 00:07:25.545 Then I was like, okay well, I'll be a little earlier than 5:15, just in case he's early; 221 00:07:25.545 --> 00:07:29.982 He wasn't anywhere near, he's gonna be like an hour later than that. 222 00:07:30.016 --> 00:07:30.383 Sammy: Yeah. 223 00:07:32.552 --> 00:07:34.387 Sammy: If it makes you feel better, I also have to wait for him 224 00:07:34.420 --> 00:07:35.988 Sammy: I need to take one photo and that's it. 225 00:07:35.988 --> 00:07:37.924 Luke: Alright well, good luck; don't be late. 226 00:07:38.958 --> 00:07:39.525 Luke: Alright. 227 00:07:39.659 --> 00:07:40.326 Sammy: I'll be back. 228 00:07:40.693 --> 00:07:41.327 Luke: Oh, okay. 229 00:07:41.327 --> 00:07:42.228 Sammy: Okay, see you in a bit. 230 00:07:42.528 --> 00:07:43.062 Sammy: Hey Dan. 231 00:07:43.095 --> 00:07:43.563 Dan: Hey. 232 00:07:44.230 --> 00:07:44.997 Sammy: WAN late. 233 00:07:46.332 --> 00:07:47.567 Dan: No, we still have half an hour. 234 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:48.301 Sammy: It's 4:30. 235 00:07:48.334 --> 00:07:50.970 Dan: Oh, okay, I guess so. 236 00:07:51.003 --> 00:07:51.938 Sammy: *Laughs* 237 00:07:52.104 --> 00:07:53.406 Sammy: When do you think it'll start? 238 00:07:53.940 --> 00:07:56.409 Dan: I don't know, I haven't really checked in. 239 00:07:56.676 --> 00:08:03.683 I'm still repairing the set, but I'll give it an hour maybe? 240 00:08:03.850 --> 00:08:09.622 I scheduled YouTube for 6 p.m ; Which might be a little overzealous, but we'll see. 241 00:08:09.622 --> 00:08:10.690 Sammy: I believe in you Dan. 242 00:08:10.823 --> 00:08:11.724 Dan: Thank you. 243 00:08:11.891 --> 00:08:13.326 Sammy: Even though I half broke the set. 244 00:08:13.392 --> 00:08:14.861 Dan: I'm going back under the desk. 245 00:08:15.228 --> 00:08:15.895 Sammy: Goodbye. 246 00:08:16.128 --> 00:08:16.762 Dan: Goodbye. 247 00:08:16.896 --> 00:08:22.201 Luke: We're currently discussing the fact that there is too many announcements on the WAN Show; 248 00:08:22.368 --> 00:08:29.008 so you know, we have this problem where the company does a lot of things, 249 00:08:29.442 --> 00:08:33.279 and everybody at the company that does things wants their things to be talked about, 250 00:08:33.279 --> 00:08:33.746 Shawn: Yeah. 251 00:08:33.779 --> 00:08:36.482 Luke: and advertised, because that's how they do well, 252 00:08:36.482 --> 00:08:39.652 and they want to have pride in their work because their thing is good and successful; 253 00:08:39.685 --> 00:08:43.923 therefore they want it to be shouted out on the best show on the planet. 254 00:08:46.359 --> 00:08:49.428 Luke: No? Okay yeah, fair enough, called WAN Show. 255 00:08:50.129 --> 00:08:54.233 And that often comes down to announcements, but we have- 256 00:08:55.701 --> 00:08:57.303 Shawn: Yeah, but we a lot of announcements sometimes. 257 00:08:57.336 --> 00:09:00.506 Luke: It gets tedious on the audience sometimes I think, so we're trying to, 258 00:09:00.840 --> 00:09:03.910 we're trying to find a way to rain it in sometimes. 259 00:09:04.076 --> 00:09:05.211 Shawn: Streamline. 260 00:09:05.278 --> 00:09:11.517 Luke: I think, yeah I think capping it as like basically one per effectively like business unit. 261 00:09:11.551 --> 00:09:12.718 Shawn: Yeah, right. Luke: It's probably fine. 262 00:09:12.718 --> 00:09:18.224 So like if Creator Warehouse gets an announcement, and Floatplane gets an announcement, it's probably okay. 263 00:09:18.224 --> 00:09:18.724 Shawn: Yeah. 264 00:09:19.091 --> 00:09:20.593 Shawn: I never talked to you about the shirt drop? 265 00:09:20.593 --> 00:09:20.927 Luke: No. 266 00:09:20.927 --> 00:09:22.695 Shawn: Do you remember the percentage Sammy, of new people? 267 00:09:22.695 --> 00:09:23.162 Shawn: Do you remember the percentage Sammy, of new people? 268 00:09:23.229 --> 00:09:23.996 Sammy: 18%? 269 00:09:24.130 --> 00:09:25.798 Shawn: New people for the shirt. 270 00:09:25.932 --> 00:09:29.402 Shawn: And like it did better than like "gone fishing", and other things; 271 00:09:29.435 --> 00:09:30.102 Which is kinda nice, I guess. 272 00:09:31.003 --> 00:09:32.672 Luke: It did better than "gone fishing"? 273 00:09:33.139 --> 00:09:33.539 Shawn: Yeah. 274 00:09:36.442 --> 00:09:37.109 Luke: Whoa. 275 00:09:37.143 --> 00:09:37.677 Shawn: Yeah. 276 00:09:37.677 --> 00:09:39.078 Luke: Like just on the store? 277 00:09:39.111 --> 00:09:41.480 Shawn: Yeah, right? 278 00:09:42.014 --> 00:09:43.616 Luke: It's a cool shirt. 279 00:09:43.716 --> 00:09:48.354 Luke: I really like that it's small logo on the front, big logo on the back; 280 00:09:48.354 --> 00:09:49.822 Luke: which we don't do a lot of. 281 00:09:50.656 --> 00:09:52.892 Shawn: It's the Floatplane collection, man, that's where we're starting. 282 00:09:52.925 --> 00:09:55.494 But yeah, um, we're gonna streamline that; 283 00:09:55.828 --> 00:09:59.332 and just want to let you know that yes, we're gonna work on it. 284 00:09:59.365 --> 00:10:01.701 I like the idea of the one announcement per unit. 285 00:10:01.767 --> 00:10:03.102 Luke: I think that makes sense. 286 00:10:03.102 --> 00:10:04.370 Shawn: Because that's, you pace it out. 287 00:10:04.370 --> 00:10:07.740 Luke: Unless there's like a very strong reason why. 288 00:10:07.740 --> 00:10:13.546 Shawn: Yeah, like if CW is like really... different products. 289 00:10:13.713 --> 00:10:15.147 Luke: Then it's like, okay sure. 290 00:10:15.147 --> 00:10:16.148 Shawn: Then all should makes sense. 291 00:10:16.148 --> 00:10:19.051 Linus: Over the course of the next year, after their last launch I was 292 00:10:19.051 --> 00:10:21.654 getting a little worried that AMD might need to turn into a... 293 00:10:23.990 --> 00:10:24.890 Linus: The chips. 294 00:10:24.924 --> 00:10:29.528 Plouffe: Oh f***! Sorry Sammy distracted me, he's taking behind the scenes photos. 295 00:10:30.062 --> 00:10:30.930 Sammy: Sorry. 296 00:10:30.963 --> 00:10:32.164 Plouffe: Hahahahaha! 297 00:10:32.164 --> 00:10:34.800 Plouffe: I was waving at him, and you said chips. 298 00:10:35.901 --> 00:10:38.137 Plouffe: I'm sorry, not paying attention. 299 00:10:38.137 --> 00:10:40.606 Linus: Because it's supposed to be like, like Gollum with the precious. 300 00:10:40.606 --> 00:10:41.440 Vance: Gollum with the ring. 301 00:10:41.807 --> 00:10:43.042 Linus: kind of thing, yeah. 302 00:10:43.209 --> 00:10:45.344 Linus: Oh yeah, you won't need that, anytime soon. 303 00:10:48.314 --> 00:10:50.616 Vance: Did you want to do Alarmo? 304 00:10:50.616 --> 00:10:51.817 Linus: When does it need to go live? 305 00:10:51.917 --> 00:10:52.985 Vance: Thursday apparently. 306 00:10:53.653 --> 00:10:56.088 Vance: But Bell said if you can't do it today, he'll just do it- 307 00:10:56.288 --> 00:10:59.058 He'll figure it out for Monday and he'll like get someone to shoot it or something. 308 00:10:59.058 --> 00:11:00.059 Linus: I don't think I can do it today. 309 00:11:00.092 --> 00:11:00.893 Vance: Okay. 310 00:11:00.893 --> 00:11:01.961 Bell: Quiet on set! 311 00:11:02.395 --> 00:11:03.663 Jake: Yeah, Linus. 312 00:11:03.729 --> 00:11:04.363 Linus: Yeah, Jake. 313 00:11:04.497 --> 00:11:06.899 Linus: Ooooh, we got a good launch for WAN Show today. 314 00:11:06.932 --> 00:11:08.934 Linus: Hey, maybe we should actually wear these at some point. 315 00:11:08.968 --> 00:11:09.402 Luke: Yeah. 316 00:11:09.568 --> 00:11:10.870 Linus: We never followed through on that. 317 00:11:10.903 --> 00:11:12.905 Linus: So we're not launching a shirt today, so today's a good day. 318 00:11:12.905 --> 00:11:14.674 Luke: Nice, what shirt is that? 319 00:11:14.907 --> 00:11:15.808 Linus: Don't worry about it. 320 00:11:15.941 --> 00:11:17.710 You know what in that case? I'll tell you about it on the show. 321 00:11:17.710 --> 00:11:18.778 Luke: Not the ones in the bags. 322 00:11:18.811 --> 00:11:20.146 Linus: Yeah, yeah, wait what? 323 00:11:20.212 --> 00:11:20.980 Luke: The one you're wearing. 324 00:11:21.213 --> 00:11:23.082 Linus: Oh, this is the Zuck. 325 00:11:23.315 --> 00:11:25.251 Luke: Oooh. 326 00:11:25.885 --> 00:11:26.252 Linus: Shh. 327 00:11:27.486 --> 00:11:28.087 Luke: Nice. 328 00:11:28.287 --> 00:11:30.056 Linus: We have to find exactly the right volume, 329 00:11:30.089 --> 00:11:32.925 so that Sammy's mic picks us up, but not Jake's. 330 00:11:32.925 --> 00:11:33.559 Luke: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 331 00:11:33.559 --> 00:11:36.062 Linus: Dan, are you okay? He's crawling around back there, he's like Gollum. 332 00:11:36.062 --> 00:11:39.031 Luke: Well, somebody hosted a Halloween stream on the set. Dan: *Gollum noises* 333 00:11:39.065 --> 00:11:39.532 Linus: Yeah? 334 00:11:39.565 --> 00:11:41.400 Luke: And just destroyed everything. 335 00:11:41.400 --> 00:11:43.436 Luke: I don't know, I don't know who that, I don't know who that was. 336 00:11:43.436 --> 00:11:44.370 Linus: Sammy, why would you do that? 337 00:11:45.004 --> 00:11:46.972 Luke: I don't know who would have done that. Linus: Why would you do that to Dan. 338 00:11:47.573 --> 00:11:48.074 Sammy: I don't know how it happened. 339 00:11:48.107 --> 00:11:51.644 Linus: So why WAN late? Actually I'm in second place today; 340 00:11:51.977 --> 00:11:55.147 the set's not even ready, I'm not even late. 341 00:11:55.181 --> 00:11:57.616 Dan: You don't even have water, like we can't go live right now; 342 00:11:57.616 --> 00:11:58.551 I'm not even at my desk. 343 00:11:59.118 --> 00:11:59.719 Linus: Alright. 344 00:11:59.885 --> 00:12:00.886 Dan: It's my fault, sorry. 345 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:01.921 Luke: That being said. Dan: *Gollum noises* 346 00:12:01.921 --> 00:12:02.588 Linus: It's Dan today. 347 00:12:02.588 --> 00:12:06.792 Luke: That being said, Linus did say he was gonna be significantly later. 348 00:12:06.826 --> 00:12:09.395 Linus: When did I say that? I didn't say that. 349 00:12:09.395 --> 00:12:10.463 Luke: Well, you said it through Vance. 350 00:12:10.496 --> 00:12:12.164 Linus: No, Vance and James decided that. 351 00:12:12.164 --> 00:12:13.199 Luke: Vance speaks for you. 352 00:12:13.299 --> 00:12:14.567 Linus: Well he didn't ask me. 353 00:12:14.567 --> 00:12:15.701 Luke: He speaks for Linus. 354 00:12:15.735 --> 00:12:17.203 Dan: Speaks for the trees. Linus: What do you mean, speaks for the- 355 00:12:17.937 --> 00:12:20.740 Linus: Speaks for the trees? Get out of here Lorax. 356 00:12:20.740 --> 00:12:21.407 Luke: Hahahaha. 357 00:12:21.407 --> 00:12:25.845 Linus: I'm busy making, shmibiddy schmooze or whatever. 358 00:12:25.878 --> 00:12:26.912 Luke: Hahahahaha. 359 00:12:27.313 --> 00:12:28.047 Luke: Shthneeds. 360 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:29.281 Linus: Thneeds, yeah that's the one. 361 00:12:30.182 --> 00:12:31.183 Luke: Is that actually it? 362 00:12:31.317 --> 00:12:32.084 Linus: Thneed? Yeah. 363 00:12:32.118 --> 00:12:32.752 Luke: Okay. 364 00:12:32.985 --> 00:12:34.620 Linus: "A thneed is a fine something that everyone needs". 365 00:12:34.720 --> 00:12:35.821 Luke: Hahahaha. 366 00:12:36.188 --> 00:12:37.690 Linus: I've read The Lorax a few times. 367 00:12:37.690 --> 00:12:40.993 Luke: Yeah I just, I pulled that out of nowhere; I've no idea if it was accurate or not. 368 00:12:42.128 --> 00:12:43.362 Sammy: You don't want to do a candy tier list. 369 00:12:44.163 --> 00:12:45.397 Luke: Candy tier list? 370 00:12:45.397 --> 00:12:47.700 Sammy: Yeah, I made that in a total of five minutes. 371 00:12:53.239 --> 00:12:56.442 Linus: Candy tier list, oh I guess I shouldn't see his, right? 372 00:12:56.475 --> 00:12:57.443 Sammy: You could see if you want. 373 00:12:57.443 --> 00:12:58.244 Linus: Okay. 374 00:13:02.515 --> 00:13:04.283 Sammy: I'm just saying there's a right answer and a wrong answer. 375 00:13:06.452 --> 00:13:07.820 Luke: How am I doing so far? 376 00:13:09.221 --> 00:13:09.989 Sammy: That's crazy. 377 00:13:10.156 --> 00:13:11.690 Sammy and Luke: *Laughs* 378 00:13:14.093 --> 00:13:16.529 Sammy: No it's just three and four, those are the worst answers I've seen in my life. 379 00:13:16.595 --> 00:13:17.663 Luke: Hahahaha. 380 00:13:19.832 --> 00:13:21.867 Sammy: We had a whole argument about Aeros 381 00:13:22.067 --> 00:13:25.371 Luke: If you take the time to eat them properly, they're probably a one; 382 00:13:25.371 --> 00:13:26.205 but no one ever does. 383 00:13:26.539 --> 00:13:27.173 Sammy: Aeros? 384 00:13:27.206 --> 00:13:27.673 Luke: Yeah. 385 00:13:28.107 --> 00:13:29.742 Sammy: You take two bites, what do you mean? 386 00:13:30.342 --> 00:13:32.144 Luke: Yeah, you know, let it sit on your tongue so you can; 387 00:13:32.244 --> 00:13:32.745 Sammy: Oh, do you? 388 00:13:33.045 --> 00:13:33.612 Luke: Yeah. 389 00:13:33.646 --> 00:13:34.246 Sammy: I didn't know. 390 00:13:34.814 --> 00:13:36.081 Luke: You're don't even eat it properly, 391 00:13:36.081 --> 00:13:38.551 and you think you're wise enough to rate this!? 392 00:13:38.584 --> 00:13:39.185 Sammy: Yeah? 393 00:13:39.385 --> 00:13:40.286 Luke: Your opinion is, 394 00:13:40.286 --> 00:13:41.220 Sammy: Hahahaha. 395 00:13:41.220 --> 00:13:41.987 Luke: worth nothing. 396 00:13:43.088 --> 00:13:44.356 Luke: I don't know, that's what I'm doing. 397 00:13:45.658 --> 00:13:47.059 Sammy: Smarties number- That's crazy. 398 00:13:47.092 --> 00:13:47.993 Linus: Okay, so it's my turn? 399 00:13:47.993 --> 00:13:49.628 Bell: Smarties one is psychotic. 400 00:13:49.662 --> 00:13:50.729 Linus: Are you guys still filming? 401 00:13:50.729 --> 00:13:51.230 Sammy: Yeah. 402 00:13:51.430 --> 00:13:51.964 Linus: Oh, okay. 403 00:13:51.964 --> 00:13:52.631 Bell: We gave up 404 00:13:52.631 --> 00:13:54.200 Linus: Okay well, obviously. 405 00:13:56.302 --> 00:13:57.636 Smarties are trash. 406 00:13:58.404 --> 00:13:59.004 Sammy: What!? 407 00:14:00.973 --> 00:14:03.642 Linus: This isn't even real candy, this is Rockets in the US, 408 00:14:03.642 --> 00:14:07.680 they didn't have this; this wasn't even good enough for the US market. 409 00:14:07.680 --> 00:14:08.581 Sammy: Hahahaha. 410 00:14:08.581 --> 00:14:09.315 Linus: What was yours? 411 00:14:09.315 --> 00:14:11.116 Luke: Man, why does everyone like Coffee Crisp? 412 00:14:11.684 --> 00:14:12.751 Linus: Because it's delicious? 413 00:14:12.785 --> 00:14:13.452 Luke: It's gross. 414 00:14:13.485 --> 00:14:16.055 Linus: They used to be better, and they're so small now. 415 00:14:16.889 --> 00:14:17.723 Linus: Like the ratio- 416 00:14:17.723 --> 00:14:20.492 Luke: Coffee Crisp from the 90s, I would rate a lot higher; 417 00:14:20.526 --> 00:14:22.294 but new Coffee Crisp is garbage. 418 00:14:22.328 --> 00:14:24.663 Linus: The ratio is all f***ed up now, because they're thinner; 419 00:14:24.864 --> 00:14:26.799 so like the chocolate coating, 420 00:14:26.832 --> 00:14:29.568 and the inner like crunch ratio like sucks now. 421 00:14:29.835 --> 00:14:33.239 Kit Kats actually not as bad, but Aero 422 00:14:33.272 --> 00:14:37.243 Aero’s sucks now compared to when we were kids, the chocolates garbage. 423 00:14:37.476 --> 00:14:39.545 Otherwise Aero was like my favorite as a kid; 424 00:14:39.545 --> 00:14:40.880 that was my favorite Halloween candy. 425 00:14:40.913 --> 00:14:43.449 Luke: When it was actually still good, 426 00:14:43.482 --> 00:14:46.285 and you did the thing where you let it sit on your tongue, so it bubbles away? 427 00:14:46.285 --> 00:14:50.155 Linus: Oh, I'm 100% a sucker; I suck on candy, 428 00:14:50.289 --> 00:14:53.792 suck on chocolates, like Lindor balls? I put them in the freezer, 429 00:14:53.792 --> 00:14:56.295 so that I can suck on them for longer before they go away. 430 00:14:56.295 --> 00:14:56.795 Dan: That's a good idea. 431 00:14:56.829 --> 00:14:59.331 Linus: Yeah, it's honestly, because otherwise it's- 432 00:14:59.632 --> 00:15:01.767 They're like fu***** a dollar each or whatever. 433 00:15:01.800 --> 00:15:05.738 Like you can eat like five dollars worth of Lindor's 434 00:15:05.738 --> 00:15:07.172 in like seconds if you don't freeze them. 435 00:15:07.172 --> 00:15:09.808 Luke: You don't want your Lindor balls pre fluffed by heat. 436 00:15:09.842 --> 00:15:10.776 Linus: Yeah, exactly. 437 00:15:10.809 --> 00:15:11.277 Luke: You prefer them- 438 00:15:11.277 --> 00:15:13.112 Linus: When I put balls in my mouth, I want them cold. 439 00:15:13.512 --> 00:15:14.980 I don't want them body temperature. 440 00:15:15.314 --> 00:15:17.216 Luke: *Laughs* 441 00:15:17.216 --> 00:15:18.117 Linus: They're not as productive that way. 442 00:15:18.117 --> 00:15:19.151 Luke: And it would melt. Linus: Anyways, what are we talking about? 443 00:15:21.253 --> 00:15:25.958 Luke: Hahahahaha. Luke: Oh my goodness. Sammy: Well, on that note. 444 00:15:26.926 --> 00:15:28.527 Sammy: Have a good session. Linus: See ya later Sammy, thanks for the Kit Kat. 445 00:15:28.594 --> 00:15:29.094 Luke: Bye. 446 00:15:29.662 --> 00:15:30.195 Sammy: Bye Dan. 447 00:15:30.195 --> 00:15:31.163 Dan: Bye. Luke: Take all them... 448 00:15:32.765 --> 00:15:33.299 Dan: Hello. 449 00:15:33.899 --> 00:15:35.868 Sammy: WAN is not oficially late, but it's going to be late. 450 00:15:36.235 --> 00:15:36.936 Linus: That's cool. 451 00:15:37.069 --> 00:15:39.238 Sammy: Do you want to explain why the setup's like this? 452 00:15:40.139 --> 00:15:42.474 Sammy: Do you just hate Linus that much now, you can't stand to be near him? 453 00:15:42.474 --> 00:15:43.242 Luke: Yep. 454 00:15:43.275 --> 00:15:44.443 Dan: It's a one way mirror. 455 00:15:44.476 --> 00:15:48.347 Luke: I'm used to seeing him- See, he's too busy for me now 456 00:15:48.347 --> 00:15:52.851 so we never see each other; so I'm used to just seeing him on a screen. 457 00:15:52.885 --> 00:15:57.256 So I thought it would be more natural if there was some glass between us. 458 00:15:59.258 --> 00:16:01.794 So I could keep our relationship consistent. 459 00:16:02.661 --> 00:16:03.762 Sammy: So parasocialy. 460 00:16:04.129 --> 00:16:05.731 Luke: Yeah, yeah, exactly, 461 00:16:05.731 --> 00:16:11.270 Luke: I'm not, I'm not into normal relationships! It needs to be parasocial. 462 00:16:11.303 --> 00:16:11.770 Sammy: Okay. 463 00:16:12.404 --> 00:16:14.039 Sammy: What's the other reason why there's a glass... Hahahaha. 464 00:16:14.907 --> 00:16:15.841 Luke: Because Linus is sick. 465 00:16:15.975 --> 00:16:16.475 Sammy: Yeah. 466 00:16:16.475 --> 00:16:21.413 Luke: And last year at a LAN party at Linus's house, 467 00:16:21.914 --> 00:16:27.653 I got really, really sick, like wicked sick; like I was sick for over a month. 468 00:16:27.786 --> 00:16:28.253 Sammy: Oh wow. 469 00:16:28.253 --> 00:16:29.021 Luke: It was crazy. 470 00:16:29.254 --> 00:16:32.725 And then from that point on, for the next like 471 00:16:32.758 --> 00:16:39.765 I think around 10 months? I wasn't without symptoms for more than three weeks. 472 00:16:40.099 --> 00:16:42.334 Sammy: What!? What did you catch? 473 00:16:42.368 --> 00:16:44.103 Luke: And my life sucked. 474 00:16:45.170 --> 00:16:48.907 So I don't want to get sick anymore, because I haven't been sick now for like, 475 00:16:51.076 --> 00:16:54.847 I think about two months at all; no, no nothing, everything's been good. 476 00:16:56.215 --> 00:16:57.983 So I don't want to get sick again. 477 00:16:58.117 --> 00:17:00.753 Sammy: We just released the new WAN, "Why Is WAN Late" episode. 478 00:17:00.953 --> 00:17:01.420 Luke: Yep. 479 00:17:01.553 --> 00:17:03.022 Sammy: People are guessing how old do you look. 480 00:17:04.123 --> 00:17:05.624 Luke: What are the comments saying? 481 00:17:06.058 --> 00:17:07.993 Did we say in the video how old I am? 482 00:17:08.093 --> 00:17:08.761 Sammy: Yeah. 483 00:17:08.794 --> 00:17:09.895 Luke: I don't know how old I am. 484 00:17:10.362 --> 00:17:11.363 Sammy: I think, it was- 485 00:17:11.363 --> 00:17:15.968 Luke: Oh actually, that's gonna change in four days. 486 00:17:16.268 --> 00:17:17.436 Sammy: Oh is your birthday in four days? 487 00:17:17.436 --> 00:17:17.803 Luke: Yeah. 488 00:17:17.836 --> 00:17:18.637 Sammy: Congrats! 489 00:17:18.637 --> 00:17:19.304 Luke: Thank you. 490 00:17:19.304 --> 00:17:20.205 Sammy: How old are you turning? 491 00:17:21.106 --> 00:17:21.940 Luke: 34. 492 00:17:22.274 --> 00:17:24.076 Sammy: Wait, you're 33? I thought you're 32. 493 00:17:24.977 --> 00:17:25.511 Luke: Yeah. 494 00:17:25.677 --> 00:17:26.845 I might have said 33, so cause I... 495 00:17:28.113 --> 00:17:29.748 Hahahaha. 496 00:17:29.915 --> 00:17:30.916 Am I 33? 497 00:17:31.016 --> 00:17:35.087 Yeah, yeah; cause it's the, it's- 498 00:17:35.087 --> 00:17:37.656 I have to remember this, I literally have to go through this process; 499 00:17:37.756 --> 00:17:40.259 I am not exaggerating, this is how my brain works. 500 00:17:40.292 --> 00:17:42.161 I will forget how old I am. 501 00:17:42.294 --> 00:17:42.661 Sammy: Mhmm. 502 00:17:42.661 --> 00:17:45.164 Luke: Then I'll have to think of what the current year is; 503 00:17:45.864 --> 00:17:49.501 and then minus if it's not November 12th yet, 504 00:17:49.501 --> 00:17:53.439 or keep the number if it's after November 12; 505 00:17:54.306 --> 00:17:58.110 so it's not November 12th yet, the last digit is a four, therefore I am 33. 506 00:17:59.078 --> 00:18:02.347 Sammy: That's an extreme mental gymnastics. 507 00:18:02.381 --> 00:18:05.451 Luke: If somehow you forget the first digit, 508 00:18:05.451 --> 00:18:06.151 Sammy: Mhmm? 509 00:18:06.151 --> 00:18:08.153 Luke: technically the second digit if you're, whatever anyways, 510 00:18:09.688 --> 00:18:15.427 it's third digit in the year plus one. 511 00:18:15.561 --> 00:18:16.929 Sammy: This seems so complicated. 512 00:18:16.929 --> 00:18:18.130 Why can't you remember the year? 513 00:18:19.965 --> 00:18:20.499 Luke: What do you mean? 514 00:18:20.866 --> 00:18:23.102 Sammy: It's just, just remember what year you're born in, and then minus that- 515 00:18:23.102 --> 00:18:25.471 Luke: Impossible, impossible. Sammy: Hahahaha. 516 00:18:25.537 --> 00:18:28.140 Sammy: Dan is this is this true for you, too? 517 00:18:28.807 --> 00:18:32.444 Dan: I just am always aware how long I have left. 518 00:18:32.478 --> 00:18:36.915 Sammy: No, Hahahahaha! No, no, no; so negative. Luke: Hahahahaha! 519 00:18:39.384 --> 00:18:40.552 Luke: That's your fault, you asked Dan. 520 00:18:40.552 --> 00:18:41.386 Sammy: Yeah you know, my bad. 521 00:18:41.386 --> 00:18:42.988 Dan: Don't ask me f***** sh** dude. 522 00:18:42.988 --> 00:18:44.456 Sammy and Luke: *Laughing* 523 00:18:44.456 --> 00:18:44.823 Sammy: No, no. 524 00:18:44.823 --> 00:18:48.360 Dan: Don't talk about me, don't perceive me objectively, I will cry. 525 00:18:49.995 --> 00:18:51.964 Sammy: What do you think of the the cow smell outside? 526 00:18:52.631 --> 00:18:53.465 Luke: It's noticeable. 527 00:18:53.765 --> 00:18:55.434 Sammy: You should go upstairs and see what it smells like upstairs. 528 00:18:55.501 --> 00:18:56.435 Dan: Is it bad upstairs? 529 00:18:56.502 --> 00:18:59.171 Sammy: It's really concentrated in the business department; I don't know why. 530 00:18:59.271 --> 00:19:00.339 Luke: I mean it makes sense. 531 00:19:00.606 --> 00:19:01.306 Sammy: You should go check it out. 532 00:19:01.306 --> 00:19:02.374 Luke: It just makes sense. 533 00:19:02.674 --> 00:19:03.242 Sammy: Just go check it out. 534 00:19:03.308 --> 00:19:03.942 Luke: It makes sense. 535 00:19:04.476 --> 00:19:04.977 Luke: Oh. 536 00:19:05.043 --> 00:19:05.777 Dan: Have fun! 537 00:19:05.944 --> 00:19:09.014 Shahrad: I promise we take showers, this is not us. 538 00:19:09.882 --> 00:19:13.552 Luke: Wow, that is actually pretty immediately noticeable, okay. 539 00:19:14.253 --> 00:19:17.122 Luke: I was assuming this was gonna be an exaggeration, that's pretty intense. 540 00:19:18.157 --> 00:19:18.590 Luke: Wow. 541 00:19:18.690 --> 00:19:20.025 Shahrad: Did you see Glenn from yesterday? 542 00:19:21.160 --> 00:19:22.694 Luke: Is he wearing a gas mask or something? 543 00:19:22.828 --> 00:19:25.531 Shahrad: No, he thought I was joking when I told him it stinks. 544 00:19:28.333 --> 00:19:29.201 Phone Shahrad: Glenn, take a whiff. 545 00:19:30.669 --> 00:19:31.503 Phone Glenn: *Barf noises* 546 00:19:31.503 --> 00:19:34.706 Everyone: *Laughs* 547 00:19:36.341 --> 00:19:36.842 Luke: Wow. 548 00:19:37.009 --> 00:19:37.910 Shahrad: He regreted. 549 00:19:38.410 --> 00:19:40.646 Luke: Why is it so much just up here though? 550 00:19:40.679 --> 00:19:42.648 Shahrad: Hot air rises right? Nolan: It squeezes right at the door, I don't know. 551 00:19:43.982 --> 00:19:48.053 Nolan: But now, if you go back into accounting it's gonna smell like fresh air, like so sweet. 552 00:19:48.053 --> 00:19:49.755 Luke: But that's what I don't understand, it's why does it smell- 553 00:19:49.755 --> 00:19:53.525 Dan: They have a unit on top; like right about here. 554 00:19:54.126 --> 00:19:58.597 Luke: Oh, so it directly dumps in here, and then auxiliary? 555 00:19:58.630 --> 00:20:01.833 Dan: There might be a different type, it might have a better filter, you know? 556 00:20:01.867 --> 00:20:03.702 Dan: Or this one just sucks all of it out of the air, 557 00:20:03.835 --> 00:20:05.003 Dan: and then dumps it into here for some reason. 558 00:20:05.003 --> 00:20:05.971 Luke: This is pretty yikes. 559 00:20:07.139 --> 00:20:12.110 Linus: I just want to point out for the record, that the time is now 4:34. 560 00:20:13.245 --> 00:20:18.684 Huh? Okay; I'm on set with nobody else here, 561 00:20:19.284 --> 00:20:23.822 and Sammy told me that if I get pulled away after I've been on set, 562 00:20:23.922 --> 00:20:29.661 and I'm, you know, ready for the WAN Show, then that doesn't impact it, 563 00:20:29.695 --> 00:20:31.129 that I still get the W. 564 00:20:31.230 --> 00:20:34.299 So if for whatever reason, you know, Sammy tries to pull- 565 00:20:34.299 --> 00:20:35.734 Luke: You don't get the W, you were late. 566 00:20:35.734 --> 00:20:36.301 Sammy: What? 567 00:20:36.602 --> 00:20:39.638 Linus: Sammy tries to pull something and he takes away my win; Sammy: What!? 568 00:20:40.072 --> 00:20:41.940 Linus: then I just want you guys- 569 00:20:41.974 --> 00:20:42.541 Luke: You were late! 570 00:20:42.574 --> 00:20:45.244 Linus: to be the knowers of the truth, the knowers of the truth; 571 00:20:45.244 --> 00:20:48.880 that I was here and Luke was not. 572 00:20:49.681 --> 00:20:50.549 Sammy: We were here first. 573 00:20:50.716 --> 00:20:51.283 Luke: We were here. 574 00:20:51.450 --> 00:20:52.851 Sammy: We were here at 4:27. 575 00:20:52.851 --> 00:20:56.655 Linus: You were here? Did you record the time when you were here, because I did. 576 00:20:57.489 --> 00:20:59.691 Sammy: I'ma edit it in, hahahaha- Linus: So I don't think you can prove anything. 577 00:21:01.093 --> 00:21:01.893 Sammy: That's crazy. 578 00:21:01.994 --> 00:21:04.129 Luke: Also you posted in the chat saying that you're gonna be late; 579 00:21:04.162 --> 00:21:05.464 can you revise that at anytime? 580 00:21:05.464 --> 00:21:06.398 Linus: I posted nothing. 581 00:21:06.431 --> 00:21:07.232 Luke: Do you revise that? 582 00:21:07.266 --> 00:21:08.400 Linus: Vance posted, I don't know what he's- 583 00:21:08.400 --> 00:21:09.868 Luke: Vance acts as you. 584 00:21:09.901 --> 00:21:10.636 Linus: I don't know what he's talking about. 585 00:21:10.636 --> 00:21:12.604 Luke: Vance acts for you, that's literally his job. 586 00:21:12.638 --> 00:21:15.073 Linus: I don't know what he's talking- No, he's an executive assistant. 587 00:21:15.107 --> 00:21:15.474 Luke: Yeah. 588 00:21:15.507 --> 00:21:16.808 Linus: Yeah, he acts for you too. 589 00:21:16.842 --> 00:21:17.643 Luke: You, no he doesn't 590 00:21:17.943 --> 00:21:18.710 Linus: Yes he does. 591 00:21:18.710 --> 00:21:18.977 Luke: Nope. 592 00:21:19.011 --> 00:21:20.879 Linus: Just cause you don't ask him doesn't mean that- 593 00:21:20.912 --> 00:21:21.913 Luke: Cause I don't need it. 594 00:21:24.182 --> 00:21:24.650 Sammy: What? 595 00:21:26.318 --> 00:21:27.085 Luke: Hahahaha. 596 00:21:27.185 --> 00:21:29.288 Luke: I don't even fully know what that means, but. 597 00:21:29.855 --> 00:21:32.491 Sammy: We're just smelling what the business department smells like right now. 598 00:21:32.824 --> 00:21:34.726 Linus: Oh. Luke: It's really bad dude! 599 00:21:34.726 --> 00:21:36.695 Linus: God, yeah no, it's not good. 600 00:21:36.762 --> 00:21:39.698 Sammy: Yeah, it's specifically in the business room, it's really bad. 601 00:21:39.798 --> 00:21:42.000 Luke: I thought I was getting like pranked; I thought he was joking. 602 00:21:42.467 --> 00:21:45.203 Luke: If someone posts that you're gonna be late for WAN, you gotta, 603 00:21:45.237 --> 00:21:47.539 you gotta correct it man. 604 00:21:48.206 --> 00:21:49.841 Linus: I think they need me to go film some more stuff. 605 00:21:50.042 --> 00:21:50.809 Sammy: Hahahahaha. 606 00:21:50.842 --> 00:21:53.445 Linus: But Sammy told me, Sammy told me that if I get here- 607 00:21:53.445 --> 00:21:55.747 Luke: Yeah, I saw this in the episode; that's BS! 608 00:21:55.747 --> 00:21:56.982 Linus: Sammy told me, so that's a W for me. 609 00:21:57.015 --> 00:21:58.016 Luke: That is BS! 610 00:21:58.050 --> 00:21:59.418 Linus: I just, I gotta go do something real quick; 611 00:21:59.418 --> 00:22:00.185 Dan: Come up with a title? 612 00:22:00.218 --> 00:22:00.986 Linus: I gotta go do something- 613 00:22:00.986 --> 00:22:01.687 Sammy: The title first. 614 00:22:01.687 --> 00:22:02.788 Linus: Oh yeah, need to come up with a title. 615 00:22:02.788 --> 00:22:04.589 Luke: It doesn't count unless you come up with the title, and take the thumbnail. 616 00:22:04.589 --> 00:22:05.090 Linus: That's fine. 617 00:22:05.691 --> 00:22:06.425 Sammy: I'll move this for you. 618 00:22:06.558 --> 00:22:07.959 Linus: That's fine, that's fine, just fine. 619 00:22:07.959 --> 00:22:09.294 Luke: I still don't think it counts. 620 00:22:09.528 --> 00:22:12.197 Linus: I mean it's not up to you though; it's up to Sammy, and that's what Sammy said. 621 00:22:12.197 --> 00:22:14.099 Luke: Sammy you gotta, you gotta fix this. 622 00:22:14.132 --> 00:22:14.700 Sammy: Listen it’s... 623 00:22:14.700 --> 00:22:16.268 Luke: You can't pull a Scrapyard Wars David, dude. 624 00:22:16.268 --> 00:22:17.235 Sammy: Hahahahahaha! 625 00:22:17.269 --> 00:22:18.070 Luke: You can't do it. 626 00:22:18.203 --> 00:22:19.938 Linus: I'm just saying, I'm just saying it's up to Sammy; 627 00:22:19.971 --> 00:22:20.739 Linus: he's the keeper of the rules. 628 00:22:20.739 --> 00:22:22.307 Luke: You can't just break the whole game, 629 00:22:22.341 --> 00:22:23.175 Linus: Hey, do you like my circuit tree? 630 00:22:23.175 --> 00:22:24.509 Luke: to allow your boss to win. 631 00:22:25.010 --> 00:22:26.278 Linus: Get it? Circuit tree. 632 00:22:26.411 --> 00:22:27.179 Luke: Oh, that's pretty good. 633 00:22:27.245 --> 00:22:27.612 Sammy: That's cute. 634 00:22:27.646 --> 00:22:30.182 Luke: Oh, and it's like holiday- Are we actually releasing this now? 635 00:22:30.849 --> 00:22:31.183 Linus: Yeah. 636 00:22:31.183 --> 00:22:33.819 Luke: Wait, we're releasing something in a season that makes sense? 637 00:22:33.852 --> 00:22:34.519 Linus: I don't know, maybe. 638 00:22:34.519 --> 00:22:34.986 Sammy: That's crazy. 639 00:22:34.986 --> 00:22:35.153 Luke: What!? 640 00:22:35.153 --> 00:22:37.756 Linus: That's not a Christmas tree, it's just a circuit tree. 641 00:22:37.789 --> 00:22:40.792 Luke: Yeah, but it's a red sweater, 642 00:22:40.792 --> 00:22:43.028 Luke: there's a tree on it. Linus: There's a blue one, I don't know. 643 00:22:43.061 --> 00:22:43.528 Luke: Oh okay. 644 00:22:43.528 --> 00:22:45.097 Linus: Yeah it has nothing to do with Christmas. 645 00:22:45.097 --> 00:22:48.500 Luke: If you just made it a red sweater, and you made the like circuitry green then- 646 00:22:48.533 --> 00:22:49.201 Linus: It's Gryffindor. 647 00:22:49.601 --> 00:22:50.068 Luke: Okay. 648 00:22:50.102 --> 00:22:50.736 Linus: It's not. 649 00:22:50.769 --> 00:22:51.870 Luke: No one wants- 650 00:22:52.704 --> 00:22:53.205 Linus: Yeah. 651 00:22:53.305 --> 00:22:56.475 Sammy: I was going to say, I will bend the rules for whatever helps Dan. 652 00:22:57.275 --> 00:22:59.277 Luke: Whatever helps Dan, hahaha! 653 00:23:00.112 --> 00:23:00.779 Linus: Umm. 654 00:23:00.779 --> 00:23:03.382 Luke: He's not even- Are you even tallying his? 655 00:23:03.415 --> 00:23:05.317 Sammy: I am! Oh Dan's? No. 656 00:23:05.417 --> 00:23:06.985 Linus: No, it's Linus versus Luke. 657 00:23:07.018 --> 00:23:07.619 Luke: Yeah. 658 00:23:07.652 --> 00:23:08.754 Linus: Dan would just win all the time. 659 00:23:08.787 --> 00:23:10.455 Luke: Exactly, I was gonna say. 660 00:23:10.689 --> 00:23:14.726 Sammy: ...zero, zero, like five hundred. Luke: If we are counting him, at the end of the season he just wins. 661 00:23:15.460 --> 00:23:16.728 Sammy: Do I keep recording? 662 00:23:16.728 --> 00:23:20.298 Luke: You're gonna count him as having been here on time, 663 00:23:21.066 --> 00:23:27.205 when it is now past 5, and we can't start the WAN Show, because he's not here! 664 00:23:27.205 --> 00:23:28.273 Sammy: Wait, am I live right now? 665 00:23:28.306 --> 00:23:28.874 Sammy: Oh. 666 00:23:29.040 --> 00:23:29.975 Luke: No, you're not. 667 00:23:30.008 --> 00:23:30.642 Sammy: Wait, okay. 668 00:23:30.776 --> 00:23:32.677 Luke: We can't start it, he's not here. 669 00:23:33.512 --> 00:23:34.212 Sammy: *Laughs* 670 00:23:34.246 --> 00:23:38.550 Luke: How is this fair!? I'm tired of competing against Linus, 671 00:23:38.583 --> 00:23:44.556 and then he gets people to make completely broken rules, that just allow him to win. 672 00:23:44.556 --> 00:23:46.458 Sammy: He didn't win, you won this one. 673 00:23:46.825 --> 00:23:47.559 Luke: What do you mean!? 674 00:23:47.893 --> 00:23:48.360 Sammy: What!? 675 00:23:50.529 --> 00:23:54.099 Luke: He said he was here at 4:30; I think you and I left before 4:30. 676 00:23:54.466 --> 00:23:55.500 Sammy: We are here first, don't worry about it. 677 00:23:55.500 --> 00:23:56.001 Luke: Yeah. 678 00:23:56.868 --> 00:23:59.204 Sammy: He has to give it the title, and thumbnail. Luke: But still he cant- The rule- 679 00:23:59.271 --> 00:24:01.640 Luke: But that doesn't cut it, cause then he's gonna go leave; 680 00:24:01.673 --> 00:24:07.546 That's, that's not why WAN is late! Because he's he's off filming something right now. 681 00:24:07.579 --> 00:24:10.081 Luke: That's why WAN is late, you know what I mean? Sammy: Hahahaha. 682 00:24:10.081 --> 00:24:10.682 Sammy: Uhuh. 683 00:24:10.782 --> 00:24:14.119 Luke: He's not, he's not- If he comes here and then leaves, 684 00:24:14.920 --> 00:24:18.557 to go try to do something productive because I'm gonna be another half an hour; 685 00:24:18.623 --> 00:24:21.526 that's one thing, right? He's trying to use his time productively. 686 00:24:21.560 --> 00:24:27.165 If he's like I'm gonna leave now, because I just got my credit for being here at 4:30; 687 00:24:27.165 --> 00:24:31.937 which is not, have WAN not be late, that's be at the set at 4:30; 688 00:24:31.937 --> 00:24:35.240 which is a different goalpost, okay? Are you listening? 689 00:24:35.307 --> 00:24:36.141 Sammy: Yeah. 690 00:24:36.641 --> 00:24:38.677 Luke: That doesn't count, because now WAN is- 691 00:24:39.377 --> 00:24:42.414 That doesn't capture why WAN is late, because WAN is late 692 00:24:42.447 --> 00:24:45.750 because he's off doing something else; I am on set, I am ready to go. 693 00:24:46.151 --> 00:24:47.118 Sammy: We should let the comments decide. 694 00:24:48.653 --> 00:24:53.792 Luke: The comments would know; they're wise, and they're good people. 695 00:24:53.859 --> 00:24:58.029 They wouldn't make corrupt systems, like Scrapyard Wars; 696 00:24:58.029 --> 00:25:00.532 Sammy: Hahahahaha! Luke: and like you just try to make for this, they wouldn't do that! 697 00:25:00.966 --> 00:25:02.968 Luke: Something we did in Tech Showdown, 698 00:25:03.101 --> 00:25:05.804 and I realized that the only Tech Showdown I ever lost 699 00:25:05.837 --> 00:25:08.073 was the one time Linus was on my team. 700 00:25:08.573 --> 00:25:10.976 Luke: I won every single other Tech Showdown. 701 00:25:11.576 --> 00:25:15.180 Sammy: So you're saying he's never, he never loses. 702 00:25:15.180 --> 00:25:18.316 Luke: He just recognizes that he has to change the rules to win the game. 703 00:25:19.351 --> 00:25:22.120 And that's- I think that's something that he needs to accept. 704 00:25:22.120 --> 00:25:26.057 Sammy: Listen, if you think Luke's right, comment down Team Luke, #TeamLuke; 705 00:25:26.424 --> 00:25:29.060 if you think Linus is right, type in #Linus. 706 00:25:29.094 --> 00:25:30.262 Dan: It's just part of being a winner. 707 00:25:31.463 --> 00:25:34.533 Luke: Changing the rules? It's just part of it? Sammy: Hahahahaha! 708 00:25:34.966 --> 00:25:36.334 Luke: Hahahaha. 709 00:25:36.368 --> 00:25:37.669 Alright, fair enough. 710 00:25:38.403 --> 00:25:40.171 Sammy: I thought something was happening, I rushed in. 711 00:25:40.171 --> 00:25:42.941 Luke: Something is happening! Injustice! 712 00:25:46.578 --> 00:25:48.847 It's not fair! He can't, he can't- That doesn't make any sense! 713 00:25:48.947 --> 00:25:50.882 Do you- Okay, do you want to hear my argument Dan? 714 00:25:51.016 --> 00:25:52.150 Dan: Yeah, let's hear your argument. 715 00:25:52.284 --> 00:25:56.555 Luke: He is trying to say that if he shows up on set at 4:30, 716 00:25:57.155 --> 00:26:00.025 takes the thumbnail and gives the title- 717 00:26:00.058 --> 00:26:03.428 Dan: What is the name of the series that you're doing Sammy? 718 00:26:03.461 --> 00:26:04.362 Sammy: "Why is WAN late"? 719 00:26:06.031 --> 00:26:07.566 Dan: And why is WAN late right now? 720 00:26:08.133 --> 00:26:10.035 Sammy: Because Linus is not here. 721 00:26:10.068 --> 00:26:11.403 Dan: Because Linus isn't fu***** here! 722 00:26:11.536 --> 00:26:12.203 Luke: EXACTLY!! 723 00:26:12.804 --> 00:26:14.706 Sammy: Okay, I'm just a messenger. 724 00:26:15.407 --> 00:26:18.043 Luke: Oh yeah, you're the one that decides the rules! 725 00:26:18.510 --> 00:26:23.348 Luke: That's why I said we have to play, you have the power; you're not the messenger. 726 00:26:23.348 --> 00:26:25.016 Sammy: Did he take a photo and thumbnail and everything? 727 00:26:25.050 --> 00:26:29.354 Luke: You are the god-emperor of this whole contest. 728 00:26:29.988 --> 00:26:30.855 Sammy: Didn't he take a thumbnail? 729 00:26:30.889 --> 00:26:32.057 Luke: You have ultimate power. 730 00:26:32.057 --> 00:26:33.959 Dan: That's not why WAN's late! Luke: But that's not why WAN's late! 731 00:26:34.125 --> 00:26:35.226 Sammy: Well why is WAN late? I thought- 732 00:26:35.226 --> 00:26:36.795 Luke: WAN IS LATE BECAUSE Linus IS NOT HERE! 733 00:26:36.828 --> 00:26:38.163 Sammy: Isn't the pre show one right now? 734 00:26:38.630 --> 00:26:38.997 Luke: Huh? 735 00:26:39.097 --> 00:26:39.731 Sammy: The pre show. 736 00:26:40.065 --> 00:26:40.465 Dan: No. 737 00:26:40.565 --> 00:26:41.266 Luke: That's not WAN. 738 00:26:41.499 --> 00:26:42.734 Sammy: It is the pre show. Luke: We didn't start the pre show. 739 00:26:42.767 --> 00:26:45.270 Sammy: But it helps, it helps WAN though. 740 00:26:45.303 --> 00:26:47.939 Dan: WAN goes live at 4:30, it says that on Floatplane, 741 00:26:47.973 --> 00:26:51.176 it says that on the title card, that's what my countdown says; 742 00:26:51.242 --> 00:26:55.180 these guys are supposed to be on set at 4, with the title and the thumbnail done; 743 00:26:55.180 --> 00:27:01.186 so that we can start the pre show at 15 past 4, and then we go live on YouTube at 4:30. 744 00:27:02.554 --> 00:27:05.657 WAN it's late because we're not live on YouTube at 4:30. 745 00:27:05.657 --> 00:27:09.928 Sammy: Alright, I'll speak to my- The higher ups... I'm the higher up. 746 00:27:09.961 --> 00:27:11.129 Sammy: *Laughs* 747 00:27:11.363 --> 00:27:12.130 Dan: You are standing. 748 00:27:12.130 --> 00:27:15.066 Luke: I just said you are the god emperor of "Why is WAN Late". 749 00:27:15.066 --> 00:27:15.700 Sammy: Alright we'll let the- 750 00:27:15.734 --> 00:27:22.674 Luke: You have to enact justment- Justice! And enforce rule in your kingdom, okay? 751 00:27:23.708 --> 00:27:24.009 Sammy: Alright. 752 00:27:24.042 --> 00:27:30.915 Luke: I am a beat-down upon, lowly, surf human in your realm; 753 00:27:31.082 --> 00:27:34.486 and you must do justice by me, my dear lord. 754 00:27:35.220 --> 00:27:35.820 Luke: Okay? 755 00:27:35.987 --> 00:27:38.023 Sammy: Alright, I'll see to the rules. 756 00:27:39.457 --> 00:27:40.025 Sammy: Bye! 757 00:27:40.058 --> 00:27:40.558 Dan: Bye. 758 00:27:42.460 --> 00:27:43.628 Sammy: Oh my god, you scared me. 759 00:27:43.928 --> 00:27:44.829 Dan: Oh sorry 760 00:27:44.829 --> 00:27:45.730 Sammy: WAN late. 761 00:27:46.197 --> 00:27:47.799 Dan: I don't know where any of them are. 762 00:27:48.833 --> 00:27:50.301 Dan: I haven't read the chat in a while. 763 00:27:50.335 --> 00:27:50.835 Sammy: Same. 764 00:27:51.269 --> 00:27:52.804 Sammy: When do you think it'll start today Dan? 765 00:27:52.937 --> 00:27:54.939 Dan: I don't know, hopefully not soon. 766 00:27:55.507 --> 00:27:56.541 Sammy: Not soon? 767 00:27:56.675 --> 00:27:57.475 Dan: No. 768 00:27:57.676 --> 00:27:59.177 Sammy: So for the first time it's okay that it's late? 769 00:27:59.210 --> 00:28:01.379 Dan: Yeah, you see there's UPSes everywhere. 770 00:28:01.479 --> 00:28:02.280 Sammy: Oh, wait what- 771 00:28:02.313 --> 00:28:05.250 Dan: This one took the stream down the other way because it didn't- The other week. 772 00:28:05.784 --> 00:28:06.518 Sammy: Oh, yeah. 773 00:28:06.551 --> 00:28:08.586 Dan: Because it didn't switch over properly when we had a power failure. 774 00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:09.154 Sammy: Mm-hmm. 775 00:28:09.154 --> 00:28:13.625 Dan: This Ugreen one keeps outputting at 50 Hertz, which freaks out; 776 00:28:13.992 --> 00:28:17.629 and hopefully this DJI one works; I don't know, touch wood I guess. 777 00:28:19.698 --> 00:28:24.169 Dan: Because of, because of you we're having Elijah on tonight. 778 00:28:24.202 --> 00:28:24.936 Sammy: Me!? 779 00:28:24.936 --> 00:28:28.707 Dan: So I've got to set up another microphone for that, got our dynamite stick. 780 00:28:28.707 --> 00:28:30.041 How do we set up a third mic? 781 00:28:31.342 --> 00:28:33.111 Dan: Uh, we gotta go on the table. 782 00:28:33.111 --> 00:28:37.348 Dan: We've got these inline pre's, dynamite stick's great; 783 00:28:37.382 --> 00:28:40.719 it's very similar to a cloud lifter, but half the price 784 00:28:40.819 --> 00:28:43.254 and actually, you know, XLR sized; 785 00:28:43.688 --> 00:28:48.493 which is kind of pleasant, the cloud lifters are like giant; 786 00:28:48.526 --> 00:28:51.096 they're just inline preamps, if you don't phantom power 787 00:28:51.096 --> 00:28:55.233 and then it boosts these hefty dynamic mics up to a usable level 788 00:28:55.266 --> 00:28:57.435 without introducing any noise, which is kind of nice; 789 00:28:59.003 --> 00:29:03.408 because I haven't done four people on this table in a long time, 790 00:29:03.541 --> 00:29:04.409 since we murdered- 791 00:29:05.810 --> 00:29:06.511 Sammy: They're just movies? 792 00:29:06.511 --> 00:29:09.547 Dan: Channel, yeah; Carpool Critics 793 00:29:12.050 --> 00:29:15.520 Dan: It doesn't really work super well, I've got an eight channel snake under here, 794 00:29:15.620 --> 00:29:21.359 with like a whole bunch of extra things but I don't know. 795 00:29:21.459 --> 00:29:24.729 Adding another person to this table during WAN Show is a little bit- 796 00:29:24.729 --> 00:29:27.031 Sammy: We can just have them use a producer mic, I don't mind. 797 00:29:27.065 --> 00:29:30.568 Dan: No, I'm gonna throw this under the table, and then I got an apple box back there. 798 00:29:30.602 --> 00:29:33.671 Because it's gonna be just like a shortish segment; 799 00:29:33.671 --> 00:29:34.172 Sammy: Mmmm. 800 00:29:34.205 --> 00:29:39.544 Dan: which kind of means that It's not really worth like the two hours 801 00:29:39.544 --> 00:29:43.515 that it would take me to kind of get a whole new system up and running. 802 00:29:43.515 --> 00:29:43.882 Sammy: Mmm. 803 00:29:43.915 --> 00:29:46.618 Dan: This is really kind of fast and easy to deal with; 804 00:29:47.352 --> 00:29:50.588 and it means I don't have to like move the camera in the middle of the show, 805 00:29:50.722 --> 00:29:52.157 and then deal with merch messages, 806 00:29:52.290 --> 00:29:54.592 and then deal with the audio switchover and all that sort of stuff; 807 00:29:54.626 --> 00:30:00.198 Dan: so, I'm lazy but, a little more elegant. 808 00:30:00.865 --> 00:30:02.000 Sammy: Work smart not hard. 809 00:30:02.100 --> 00:30:03.134 Dan: Yeah, exactly. 810 00:30:03.935 --> 00:30:06.004 Dan: So that just goes on the floor and he just holds it, 811 00:30:06.838 --> 00:30:09.307 for like the five - ten minutes that he's gonna be on here 812 00:30:09.307 --> 00:30:11.976 talking about his Floatplane exclusive. 813 00:30:12.010 --> 00:30:13.912 Arthur: Circuit-tree hoody. 814 00:30:15.313 --> 00:30:15.814 Sammy: Okay. 815 00:30:15.947 --> 00:30:16.581 Arthur: Get it? 816 00:30:16.614 --> 00:30:17.015 Sammy: No. 817 00:30:17.916 --> 00:30:18.349 Arthur: What do you mean? 818 00:30:18.383 --> 00:30:20.785 Dan: What are you, stupid? It's a good joke. Sammy: Hahahahahaha. 819 00:30:21.786 --> 00:30:22.654 Sammy: I actually don't know. 820 00:30:22.754 --> 00:30:24.556 Dan: Let me hear those cogs turning. 821 00:30:25.256 --> 00:30:26.357 Dan: Circuit-tree. 822 00:30:26.391 --> 00:30:26.825 Arthur: Circuit-tree. 823 00:30:26.825 --> 00:30:29.160 Sammy: Circuit tree! Oooooh. 824 00:30:29.194 --> 00:30:29.861 Sammy: I get you. 825 00:30:29.894 --> 00:30:30.528 Sammy: Oh, what's up? 826 00:30:30.762 --> 00:30:31.830 Dan: Watch my thingy. 827 00:30:32.130 --> 00:30:33.298 Sammy: There's no space here. 828 00:30:34.199 --> 00:30:37.669 Arthur: You’re wearing the hoddie I just left, on the set so- 829 00:30:37.702 --> 00:30:38.203 Linus: Oh nice. 830 00:30:38.203 --> 00:30:40.271 Sammy: Hi, I just messaged “WAN eta?” 831 00:30:40.271 --> 00:30:41.239 Linus: Oh really? 832 00:30:41.406 --> 00:30:41.906 Sammy: Yeah. 833 00:30:41.906 --> 00:30:43.007 Linus: it is now. 834 00:30:43.708 --> 00:30:47.979 Linus: I think Luke is... What time did he call me, he might've beaten me here. 835 00:30:49.180 --> 00:30:50.048 Sammy: You're the first one. 836 00:30:50.114 --> 00:30:55.086 Linus: He's got nothing! Let's gooo! Let's goooo! 837 00:30:55.253 --> 00:30:56.020 Sammy: You know what's funny? 838 00:30:56.020 --> 00:30:59.224 I like the the difference between when you're early and when Luke's early. 839 00:30:59.691 --> 00:31:00.058 Linus: Why? 840 00:31:00.058 --> 00:31:01.092 Sammy: Because when Luke's early he's sad. 841 00:31:01.392 --> 00:31:02.627 Linus: He's sad when he's early? 842 00:31:02.627 --> 00:31:05.864 Sammy: Yeah, cause he's like I'm not efficient being here when I could be on my desk. 843 00:31:06.397 --> 00:31:07.899 Linus: Oh no, I just like to win. 844 00:31:07.932 --> 00:31:10.935 Sammy: Hahahaha. Linus: I don't, I don't care what it is; I just, I love winning. 845 00:31:11.769 --> 00:31:13.371 Sammy: So you're a, are you a sabotager? 846 00:31:13.371 --> 00:31:16.774 Linus: Yeah, that's why I- That's why I didn't vote for Donald Trump in 2020. 847 00:31:16.774 --> 00:31:17.709 Sammy: No! No, no, no! 848 00:31:18.042 --> 00:31:21.246 Linus: Because I could never get tired of winning; that's what he said. 849 00:31:21.312 --> 00:31:23.848 That's what he said, if you elect him, you're gonna get tired of winning. 850 00:31:23.882 --> 00:31:24.682 Sammy: Oh my god. 851 00:31:25.016 --> 00:31:27.685 Linus: I'm Canadian, I didn't vote for Kamala Harris either. 852 00:31:28.820 --> 00:31:31.189 Linus: Is joke, is joke! Is okay. 853 00:31:35.260 --> 00:31:37.462 Linus: Aaand, canceled! Sammy: Anyways. 854 00:31:38.496 --> 00:31:40.565 Linus: Sprained my ankle, last weekend. Sammy: Oh, yeah. 855 00:31:40.865 --> 00:31:43.368 Linus: It's still a little swollen. 856 00:31:43.568 --> 00:31:47.305 Sammy: That's why you're wearing the cane, everyone's curious. 857 00:31:47.438 --> 00:31:50.875 Linus: Yeah, see? A little bit of ankle swelling. 858 00:31:51.409 --> 00:31:55.146 She's feeling about maybe 30% strength right now. 859 00:31:55.213 --> 00:31:57.649 I'm really hoping that I can play in my tournament. 860 00:31:57.649 --> 00:31:58.249 Sammy: You have a tournament? 861 00:31:58.249 --> 00:32:01.085 Linus: In December, yeah; yournament in December. 862 00:32:01.119 --> 00:32:05.189 Team tournament, I'm not good enough to like compete individually. 863 00:32:06.958 --> 00:32:07.525 Sammy: Can you say that again? 864 00:32:07.525 --> 00:32:10.795 Linus: We ordered these a thousand years ago. 865 00:32:10.795 --> 00:32:11.930 Sammy: Yeah, they've been here for like a month. 866 00:32:11.930 --> 00:32:16.467 Linus: Yeah, I know, I know; and we just like never wore them. 867 00:32:16.968 --> 00:32:19.203 So we're gonna- Oh, no I'm not gonna tell Luke about it. 868 00:32:19.237 --> 00:32:21.039 But you know what? Here's what I'm gonna do. 869 00:32:21.606 --> 00:32:26.177 I'm gonna put this on my chair so that I'll like notice it throughout the show, 870 00:32:26.244 --> 00:32:27.612 Linus: and then I'll remember to- 871 00:32:27.645 --> 00:32:28.646 Luke: Your trunk's open. 872 00:32:29.280 --> 00:32:30.014 Linus: What!? 873 00:32:30.248 --> 00:32:30.782 Luke: Yeah. 874 00:32:34.052 --> 00:32:41.092 Linus: Porsche.... I f***ing hate your key! It is so big! 875 00:32:41.092 --> 00:32:46.130 Not everyone who buys your car is so f***ing insecure, 876 00:32:46.264 --> 00:32:49.300 that they have to have a giant f***ing key! Some of them are. 877 00:32:49.434 --> 00:32:51.569 I- Dude, I looked it up. 878 00:32:51.569 --> 00:32:54.172 I was like, is there an alternative? Is there a third party replacement? 879 00:32:54.205 --> 00:32:56.674 Is there a mod? Is there a 3d printed housing 880 00:32:56.708 --> 00:33:00.178 to reduce the f***ing size of this thing! 881 00:33:00.311 --> 00:33:03.815 I end up on a Porsche owners forum, and buddy is like 882 00:33:03.848 --> 00:33:08.553 "I love how big it is, because you put it down on the bar and everyone knows." 883 00:33:08.553 --> 00:33:10.722 Like OH MY GOD! 884 00:33:10.722 --> 00:33:13.124 Luke: Hahahaha! Linus: I HATE BEING ONE OF YOU! 885 00:33:13.157 --> 00:33:15.193 Luke: That's potentially the lamest thing I've ever heard. 886 00:33:15.893 --> 00:33:20.064 Linus: Actually though! You're an actual douche nozzle. 887 00:33:20.064 --> 00:33:22.000 Luke: Hahahaha, that's pretty bad. 888 00:33:23.034 --> 00:33:28.139 Linus: Here, look, here's my Tycan; here's my Odyssey. 889 00:33:29.474 --> 00:33:34.879 This! This one signals virility, this one signals nothing. 890 00:33:37.015 --> 00:33:39.083 You don't need a minivan unless you got some kids. 891 00:33:39.117 --> 00:33:39.717 You know what I'm saying? 892 00:33:39.717 --> 00:33:41.319 Sammy: No! Luke: Hahahaha! 893 00:33:42.253 --> 00:33:42.687 Sammy: Oh my god. 894 00:33:42.687 --> 00:33:44.655 Linus: Alright I'm going to go close my stupid trunk- 895 00:33:44.655 --> 00:33:46.491 Right, right, right, right, right; I was getting to that. 896 00:33:46.891 --> 00:33:50.728 So the open your trunk key button is here, 897 00:33:50.728 --> 00:33:52.964 and the open your hood button is here. 898 00:33:52.964 --> 00:33:56.768 They get mashed in my pockets ALL THE TIME! 899 00:33:58.603 --> 00:34:00.304 Sammy: You know, if you don't want it I could take off your hands. 900 00:34:00.438 --> 00:34:02.340 Linus: YES I'M WORKING ON IT MARK! Mark: Your trunk is open 901 00:34:04.976 --> 00:34:05.676 Mark: Where's Linus going? 902 00:34:05.676 --> 00:34:08.246 Linus: Oh, did you not know that we were talking about it already? 903 00:34:08.379 --> 00:34:08.746 Mark: No. 904 00:34:08.780 --> 00:34:10.381 Linus: Your timing was so funny. 905 00:34:10.381 --> 00:34:14.652 I was like going off about the stupid key and how it happens all the time. 906 00:34:14.752 --> 00:34:16.287 Mark: Oh yeah, they told you already. 907 00:34:16.421 --> 00:34:18.923 Linus: Sorry, I thought you were doing it for comedic effect, 908 00:34:18.923 --> 00:34:20.158 I didn't mean to bite your head off. 909 00:34:20.658 --> 00:34:21.192 Mark: Okay. 910 00:34:21.926 --> 00:34:22.427 Linus: Haha. 911 00:34:23.895 --> 00:34:32.270 Linus: Oh man, oh yeah and of course, of course it doesn't close with the button. 912 00:34:32.437 --> 00:34:33.137 Sammy: Doesn't it? 913 00:34:33.271 --> 00:34:35.540 Linus: No! No, it doesn't close with the button! 914 00:34:35.540 --> 00:34:36.274 Sammy: Why does it open with the button. 915 00:34:36.274 --> 00:34:37.875 Linus: It only opens with the button! 916 00:34:39.977 --> 00:34:43.347 You can't close it with the button, it only opens! 917 00:34:43.448 --> 00:34:44.182 Sammy: Hahahaha. 918 00:34:44.182 --> 00:34:47.618 Linus: So I can't even like, I can't even close it remotely! 919 00:34:47.752 --> 00:34:53.091 I have to walk all the way back to my car, to close it; it's ridiculous! 920 00:34:54.258 --> 00:34:55.660 Sammy: Wow, what a nice car to have. 921 00:34:55.960 --> 00:34:59.030 Linus: Yeah, I know it's so funny looking at it next to Dan's cappuccino. 922 00:34:59.197 --> 00:35:00.098 Sammy: Hahahaha. 923 00:35:00.198 --> 00:35:01.466 Linus: Speaking of compensating. 924 00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:02.700 Sammy: compens- 925 00:35:03.067 --> 00:35:04.001 Sammy: I'm just kinda following you around. 926 00:35:04.001 --> 00:35:04.735 Linus: I still win though. 927 00:35:04.969 --> 00:35:06.237 Sammy: You did, no you did. 928 00:35:06.370 --> 00:35:08.306 Linus: Yeah I was, I was there, I win today. 929 00:35:08.306 --> 00:35:09.207 Sammy: Oh, yeah; no, you did. 930 00:35:09.340 --> 00:35:10.708 Sammy: No, but you're still losing by a lot. 931 00:35:11.409 --> 00:35:12.743 Linus: Yeah, but I'm making up ground. 932 00:35:12.743 --> 00:35:14.178 I won last week, I won this week. 933 00:35:14.278 --> 00:35:15.680 Sammy: Did you win last week? I don't remember. 934 00:35:16.481 --> 00:35:17.715 Linus: I won last week. 935 00:35:17.715 --> 00:35:18.382 Sammy: Okay. 936 00:35:18.416 --> 00:35:20.351 Linus: You told me as long as I'm the first one. 937 00:35:20.351 --> 00:35:22.787 Sammy: Oh, right! No, and then we- Luke had a huge rant. 938 00:35:22.820 --> 00:35:25.256 Linus: Yeah, you haven't changed the rules though, just so you know. 939 00:35:25.423 --> 00:35:27.692 Sammy: Oh, yeah, I need to announce the rules been changing though. 940 00:35:29.093 --> 00:35:30.461 Linus: Are you announcing it? 941 00:35:30.595 --> 00:35:32.263 Sammy: I will announce it as soon as you get back to the desk. Linus: Well what are the rules? 942 00:35:33.164 --> 00:35:34.532 Sammy: It's gonna be, it's gonna be, 943 00:35:34.699 --> 00:35:36.000 I don't know what the rules are actually... 944 00:35:36.134 --> 00:35:38.269 Linus: Okay, well, you're gonna have to figure it out; 945 00:35:38.269 --> 00:35:40.037 Linus: but until you figure it out and announce it, 946 00:35:40.037 --> 00:35:42.874 the rules aren't what they are, so I'm just saying, I'm just saying. 947 00:35:43.641 --> 00:35:44.108 Sammy: Alright, alright. 948 00:35:44.208 --> 00:35:46.878 Sammy: I will, I will- Luke had a very big rant last week- 949 00:35:46.878 --> 00:35:49.614 Linus: I'm gonna dye my hair blonde again, and I'm then gonna be Super Saiyan(Saying). 950 00:35:49.647 --> 00:35:50.681 Sammy: You're gonna dye it again? 951 00:35:50.715 --> 00:35:51.582 Linus: Get it, I'm just saying? 952 00:35:51.616 --> 00:35:52.984 Linus: No, I'm not gonna dye it again. Sammy: Oh, oh. 953 00:35:54.385 --> 00:35:56.087 Sammy: I didn't get the joke, I didn't get the circuitry joke either. 954 00:35:56.087 --> 00:36:00.825 Linus: Why do people take me so literally; I am always goofing around. 955 00:36:00.858 --> 00:36:02.527 Sammy: I didn't get the circuitry joke either. 956 00:36:02.660 --> 00:36:05.963 Linus: Literally half of what I say is complete nonsense. 957 00:36:07.398 --> 00:36:11.469 Sammy: No, I was telling Linus that you had a rant last week about the rules. 958 00:36:11.769 --> 00:36:12.770 Luke: Oh yeah. 959 00:36:13.337 --> 00:36:18.676 Linus: What was the video I was looking at? Where like the comments were really stupid? 960 00:36:19.410 --> 00:36:21.412 I mean yeah, all of them basically. 961 00:36:22.847 --> 00:36:24.715 Luke: I was gonna be like, I can't really give you a specific there. 962 00:36:25.283 --> 00:36:27.785 Linus: Yeah, oh no it was something to do with Andrew's- 963 00:36:27.818 --> 00:36:32.590 Andrew's bike, or something like that, like- Ugh, I don't know; 964 00:36:32.757 --> 00:36:39.163 it was likem, basically I replied, I'm like "that's the joke" you know? Like oh man. 965 00:36:39.430 --> 00:36:40.464 Linus: Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah. 966 00:36:40.798 --> 00:36:46.837 Okay, so our original title for the Equinix video was, "They Took My Idea"; 967 00:36:47.004 --> 00:36:49.707 and we had like whole lake water cooling in the thumbnail. 968 00:36:49.707 --> 00:36:50.074 Luke: Nice. 969 00:36:50.107 --> 00:36:53.778 Linus: Guy's like, bruh they never saw your video, they just had the same idea. 970 00:36:55.713 --> 00:36:57.915 Linus: F***ING OBVIOUSLY! 971 00:37:02.553 --> 00:37:03.588 Sammy: You're mad today. 972 00:37:03.621 --> 00:37:09.660 Linus: Oh my GOD! Obviously! Like- 973 00:37:11.395 --> 00:37:11.896 Sammy: You're- 974 00:37:11.896 --> 00:37:16.634 Linus: I don't know what a lower bar, as stupid as you think I am, 975 00:37:16.634 --> 00:37:21.572 or as stupid as you f***ing actually are at that point, like I just can't. 976 00:37:26.744 --> 00:37:27.311 Sammy: It's been- Linus: I can't. 977 00:37:27.745 --> 00:37:28.913 Sammy: On that note, see- 978 00:37:28.913 --> 00:37:30.481 Linus: And I win today, let's go. 979 00:37:30.514 --> 00:37:31.515 Luke and Sammy: Hahahaha. 980 00:37:31.816 --> 00:37:32.850 Sammy: See you next week! 981 00:37:32.883 --> 00:37:33.818 Linus: See you next week. Luke: Bye! 982 00:37:33.851 --> 00:37:34.819 Sammy: Byee!