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hi there no I'm just a Twitter customer support but press relations no we don't

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have anything like that this is this is the tech news

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Dell unveiled an updated prototype for concept Luna a fully modular laptop that

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comes apart in seconds just like me when I watch Pixar's Up the little

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accomplishes this by having no glue no screws securing components and no actual

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product that's right it's still just a concept but man am I ever hoping instead

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of any of those nasty things a push pin tool is used as an unlocking mechanism

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and allows everything to be taken apart in less than a minute this is a massive

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change from an earlier Luna prototype that was shown off last year which still

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used four screws four screws that's four too many to secure everything in place

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because it didn't know who it wanted to

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be yet what does that even mean anyway good job you're doing really well on the

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script so far

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Dell apparently worked with a micro Factory while developing the new Luna

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which was equipped with a robot ARM that can take the device apart while also

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scanning each component as its is removed to like determine its Health

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like a doctor with the world's coldest hands

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had ability to quickly check them all with an automated process during

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disassembly could allow for the ReUse of some parts that are still in good shape

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while no launch date has been set Dell did state that parts of this project

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could Cascade into other products sooner

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which sounds great if it means fewer customers get screwed get it because no

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screws a group of tech Giants is suing California over a new law that could

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force them to effectively babysit your kids for you and frankly big Tech isn't

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sure they're old enough yet for that kind of responsibility meta Google and

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Tick Tock of all unlikely allies have joined forces with others to become the

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trade Association net choice

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boy I love political group branding

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agree with net choice trying to stop California's a

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Zine code act from taking effect in 2024. the law is meant to Force tech

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companies to make sure that their products and services are designed in

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the interest of child safety and to prevent exposure to harmful content as

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tech companies are currently protected from liability of third-party content

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posted to their platforms by section 230. it was why Tick Tock was not found

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liable when 15 children under 12 died

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from the Blackout Challenge last year now that sounds really bad but netchoice

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doesn't want you to fall for the government's emotionally manipulative

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argument of but think of the children I mean why should

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you anyway little jerks won't leave you alone won't stop calling you names like

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Mom or Dad Uncle net Choice has pointed

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out that the law is vague about what harmful even means and it would require

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reporting user information to the government which brings up privacy

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concerns an issue that big Tech takes extremely seriously Elon Musk AKA Thanos

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but for companies uh has been shaking things up at Twitter Again by suspending

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the account of competitor Mastodon and even blocking users from sharing links

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to the platform now to be fair Elon said

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he wanted to make Twitter all about Free Speech but if you leave or talk about

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leaving then how will the speech be free and also any journalist that talked

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about Elon and were mean well they need to be suspended too according to Elon

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the journalists were actually suspended because they doxed him by reporting on

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the fact that he was doxed and besides

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they weren't really journalists were they they were journalists those guys

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fair game so yeah doxing is bad unless you're Elon

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tweeting someone else's license plate and asking if anyone recognizes their

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car because obviously that's called delayed doxing which according to

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another Elon Tweed higher in the thread is utterly harmless

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here's the thing though it is his platform he bought it and it's not

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Twitter anymore it's X the everything except jet tracking accounts and

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Mastodon and journalists who reported on this app app now it's time for the butt

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clocks brought to you by secret lab their chairs are engineered to keep you

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incredibly comfy for long hours at work and play you'll want to Lounge in there

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work and play in the Twitter office where you'll be living extremely

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hardcore you'll be happy to Lounge in their new Titan Evo 2022 chair for hours

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and all night with four-way lumbar support Ultra comfortable seat materials

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and more all their chairs come with up to a five year extended warranty and a

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49-day return policy so get in on the secret everyone's talking about and

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check out secret lab today at the link below the secret lab

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um little tip don't sell any chairs to Twitter because I heard they don't pay

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their bills anymore clocks remember when you tube started

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making shorts to compete with Tick Tock well in a studying turn event Tick Tock

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is now getting Vengeance as the platform has announced that it is testing

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long-form landscape videos this is well

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I guess they were testing long form before but now they're landscape this is

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great news for tick talkers as now your followers will be able to see even more

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of the people that you inconvenienced when you decided to film the dance in the middle of a busy sidewalk two

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designers for the steam deck had an interview with the Verge and oh boy they

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teased a second generation of the handheld but don't get too excited they

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said they weren't planning to really increase the performance instead they'll

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focus on a better display and better battery life which is like whatever who

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cares actually no that's like awesome the big reveal though wasn't even that

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because like come on realistically of course they're going to do a steam deck too the big reveal was that they want to

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make a successor to the most revered and respected controller of all time the

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stadia controller excuse me the steam controller that's it's really good for

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people with giant thumbs I love those two thumb buttons ET loves it GM's

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self-driving Cruise Robo taxis are facing an investigation by the U.S

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government after reports of the vehicles blocking traffic and in some cases

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breaking so suddenly that they caused rear end collisions in other news

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they're also investigating Dennis no kidding could this be the world's

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softest robot Uprising or is it simply a

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or is it simply a robot union strike those greedy fat cats at GM are lighting

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their pockets while hard-working robots go unpaid wow I wish I could do

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something about it stability AI announced that artists will be able to

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opt out of the next version of stable diffusion so that their work won't be

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used in the training set for the popular AI I guess algorithms aren't allowed to

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be cultured anymore this comes just days after artists protested the art platform

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art station for allowing AI art those

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are really a protest if you still post on Art station

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I don't know I'm not an artist I'm just a hot dad this must have been written

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for Riley I ended up hosting though

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and a Russian crew capsule docked to the International Space Station sprung a

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coolant leak and is now inoperable cameras on the outside of the station

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showed a stream of coolant leaving the capsule though investigations have not

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yet discovered what caused the capsule to suddenly spring a leak so far

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analysts most likely explanation remains stage Frights

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we're certainly not frightened to tell you to come back on Monday when we'll

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have even more Tech news now written by AIS because quite frankly I'm not that

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pleased with the jokes in this episode just kidding just kidding this is one from one of our new writers and it's

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actually very good yeah I wrote you were a hot dad
