WEBVTT 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:06.400 Bad commercials come in all sorts of different flavors, but tech companies in 00:00:04.560 --> 00:00:11.759 particular seem to have a knack for greenlighting truly awful marketing 00:00:09.360 --> 00:00:15.679 campaigns and then when the public response is predictably terrible, 00:00:13.920 --> 00:00:20.080 backtracking and pretending the whole thing never happened. Fortunately for 00:00:17.359 --> 00:00:24.160 us, and unfortunately for them, the internet never forgets. And for today's 00:00:23.039 --> 00:00:29.199 video, we're going to be taking you along something we call the bad 00:00:26.720 --> 00:00:34.559 commercial cruise. It's going to be so full of cringe that you'll laugh, you'll 00:00:31.760 --> 00:00:40.040 cry, and you might even pee a little. But not related to laughing. That's not 00:00:36.320 --> 00:00:40.040 a thing that people do. 00:00:46.399 --> 00:00:52.079 You Hey, Steve. I think those girls are checking us out. 00:00:51.360 --> 00:00:58.079 Yeah, Steve. All right, here they come. Excuse me. My roommate and I just wanted 00:00:55.680 --> 00:01:00.719 to say that we love your asses. We've been into asses. 00:00:58.879 --> 00:01:04.080 This commercial is horrible. Are you guys into asses? 00:01:02.079 --> 00:01:06.720 Okay. Who actually calls it that? Like I don't think I've heard anyone ever 00:01:05.600 --> 00:01:12.880 I don't know what they're talking about yet. What? Really? Our asses swivel. 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:15.360 Ass. You ladies are into Asuse. 00:01:12.880 --> 00:01:19.840 Oh, ASUS products. Here's a hint for brands. If you want 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:22.000 people to pronounce the name right, then spell it right. 00:01:20.640 --> 00:01:26.400 Okay. I want to know who would prove that. Cuz even if you're trying to get people to pronounce it correctly, like 00:01:24.479 --> 00:01:28.799 doing a commercial like that is just horrible. I think the idea was that it would go 00:01:28.240 --> 00:01:34.159 viral. But they're also just driving. They say the name ASUS so many times. 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:37.280 Yeah. I disagree with this practice generally. 00:01:36.079 --> 00:01:41.439 I think that's dangerous. That's why we make the most advanced 00:01:39.360 --> 00:01:46.479 personal computers in the world. How is he holding that mouse? 00:01:43.520 --> 00:01:50.799 And why soon there will be just two kinds of people. Those who use 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:54.880 computers. Yeah, I'll be home for breakfast. 00:01:52.799 --> 00:01:57.520 And those who use apples. He's on the phone when they say those 00:01:56.399 --> 00:02:02.000 who use computers because this actor has clearly never touched a computer in his life. Did you 00:02:00.479 --> 00:02:05.040 see how he was using the mouse? Wow. 00:02:03.600 --> 00:02:09.119 What is that? Amazingly, it's still so apply and that 00:02:07.119 --> 00:02:12.319 they spend only 2% of the commercial actually showing the product and the 00:02:10.479 --> 00:02:15.120 rest is just lifestyle. You look like a real 00:02:13.599 --> 00:02:20.160 How wide is the person you're driving by? So, what you doing? 00:02:17.440 --> 00:02:23.760 Well, Muffy Buffy Biff Jr. and I are going on our Sunday drive. 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:27.490 Oh, no you're not. You're going to play pole position. 00:02:25.920 --> 00:02:31.520 What is 00:02:31.520 --> 00:02:37.599 I actually love this commercial. Oh my god, someone just wrecked your kid is 00:02:35.920 --> 00:02:40.480 dead, sir. She trying to take her helmet off. I don't understand the point of this 00:02:39.760 --> 00:02:44.360 commercial. It's fun for the whole family. 00:02:44.640 --> 00:02:50.720 Oh my goodness. Oh my god. That is awesome. That is like 00:02:48.560 --> 00:02:52.959 fodder for parodies 20 years later. Oh, I love it. 00:02:51.760 --> 00:02:56.640 When it comes to keeping your gaming gear at peak performance, oh, the games 00:02:55.280 --> 00:03:01.599 people play. I'll tell you, this seriously reminds me of your early YouTube videos. 00:03:00.720 --> 00:03:07.120 Really? Yeah. Harsh, Bon, that's not nice. 00:03:04.879 --> 00:03:11.760 Oh man, just look at all that crap flying out of there. I can't see what 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:17.840 you're talking about. Enough skin fragments to clone yourself. 00:03:14.159 --> 00:03:18.400 No, that's good. Mom would be so proud. 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:23.120 No. Now, okay, we have done that before. 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:28.319 Yes. Do not use a vacuum. 00:03:26.400 --> 00:03:32.480 Vacuums can cause static discharge and could severely damage your computer. 00:03:30.560 --> 00:03:37.280 That is a very good point. Oh my gosh, how long is this? Do they 00:03:35.760 --> 00:03:40.959 play this in movie theaters? Like, how am I not gone by now? Is this a 00:03:39.440 --> 00:03:45.680 commercial or is this just This seems like an instructional. Yeah. 00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:50.159 Falcon Dust Off is totally a thing. I guess they just did a a gamer brand, 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:53.280 like gamer skin on their existing products. No music the whole time. No 00:03:52.560 --> 00:03:57.360 background music. Who would watch that? What I want to know is how popular these 00:03:56.239 --> 00:04:01.840 videos actually were. As Nintendo begins to take on new forms, 00:03:59.760 --> 00:04:07.120 it's important that we can measure how addictive they truly are. 00:04:04.319 --> 00:04:14.480 Animal testing. I don't think they would touch that these days. 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:16.720 What? This is a Nintendo commercial. 00:04:14.480 --> 00:04:22.800 The new Game Boy Micro. Extremely portable. Extremely stylish. 00:04:20.160 --> 00:04:25.759 There was a lot of really edgy gaming commercials. Oh, really? 00:04:24.320 --> 00:04:30.400 They actually got that shot of the puppy in the air. That was awesome. 00:04:28.400 --> 00:04:32.960 And that shot of the car going by it. I wonder if they did that in two shots or 00:04:31.759 --> 00:04:38.320 if there's actually a risk it would have got run over. I'm so glad you made it home because I 00:04:35.840 --> 00:04:42.160 just sold you on this website. I built GoDaddy. 00:04:39.440 --> 00:04:45.280 Ship them out. Wow. 00:04:42.880 --> 00:04:49.440 Again, completely would not fly today. I'm running a puppy mill. 00:04:46.960 --> 00:04:54.479 I just don't even have words to describe the feeling for that one. 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:55.759 I am so like I'm angry. I mean, I guess 00:04:54.479 --> 00:04:58.560 if the commercial is supposed to make you feel something, mission accomplished. 00:04:58.080 --> 00:05:03.759 Yeah. I guess they're what they're going for is you can sell anything. 00:05:01.919 --> 00:05:07.039 But they spend the whole buildup of the commercial demonstrating this dog's 00:05:05.120 --> 00:05:12.560 loyalty and love just for you to be like, "See you later, buddy." I was 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:20.800 writing paper on the PC and it was like beep and then like half of my paper was 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:22.960 gone. It devoured my paper was really 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:28.000 good paper. What's wrong with her? You just don't have a teenager yet. 00:05:24.639 --> 00:05:29.919 Okay, I'm Ellen Feice and I'm a student. 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:33.440 I wonder how Ellen's career is going. This is one of those ads where I feel 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:37.919 like Apple should have been smart enough not to break that cardinal rule. Don't 00:05:35.919 --> 00:05:40.720 insult your customers. M if you didn't even know what a switch 00:05:39.280 --> 00:05:44.960 was. Like I I don't even know what that commercial is for. They're just saying like switch is like 00:05:43.520 --> 00:05:50.639 switch to Apple. The the commercial meant nothing to me. I was just like what is this? 00:05:48.400 --> 00:05:51.919 I think Apple counts on you to know Apple. 00:05:51.440 --> 00:05:58.160 Okay, I'll tell you guys a little secret. I'm also a hardcore gamer. 00:05:58.160 --> 00:06:03.680 I travel a lot and have joined this MSI 00:06:01.440 --> 00:06:08.319 competitions in advance. Um, 00:06:06.080 --> 00:06:11.280 that was definitely on purpose. You said it, not me. 00:06:09.759 --> 00:06:15.199 Woohoo. Yes. There are two types of memory. Long dim 00:06:13.840 --> 00:06:23.440 and short dim. A. No, I think you mean dim and so dim. And 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:26.479 B, there's no way that voice came out of that person. 00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:33.759 Why did you say of course MSI? Because MSI is just Look, what 00:06:30.080 --> 00:06:35.120 percentage of this frame is breast? 00:06:33.759 --> 00:06:38.960 It's got to be MSI. Check out the girth on that cable management hole in that dresser over 00:06:38.479 --> 00:06:44.560 there. Yeah. What the hell is that? That's a glory hole. 00:06:42.960 --> 00:06:48.880 Hey Dan, ready for the game? Are these the same guys? Yeah, those guys look way too similar. 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:52.639 Yeah, the two generic '8s guys. I've got to send something for my mom's 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:56.000 birthday. It's tomorrow. I'll then book plane tickets for our trip next week and 00:06:54.560 --> 00:06:59.599 my kids got to go to the library. Ask for real life story, pal. 00:06:57.840 --> 00:07:02.960 America Online can do all that. Yeah. How about sending your mom some 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:08.720 nice flowers? All you do is click on marketplace. We place an order. 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:09.840 I can't get flowers that fast today. 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:13.759 I feel like this is the kind of thing your aunt would have signed up for. This commercial would have worked. 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:19.680 You know what? I'm actually noticing that the things that they're doing with it are high wife approval factor things. 00:07:18.560 --> 00:07:23.280 I'll be able to buy you flowers and take you on a trip. Can I please have access 00:07:21.919 --> 00:07:28.800 to my own bank account? Now we're getting into like the men's stuff. 00:07:25.759 --> 00:07:30.720 Fantasy football. Fantasy football 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:34.479 worldwide email. Of course, there's my personal favorite, 00:07:32.319 --> 00:07:37.120 live chat. That's how I met my new Oh, hold on. Hold on. Met my new met my 00:07:36.639 --> 00:07:41.759 new kayaking buddies. Check that out later to the game. 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:47.360 His desk has a glory hole, too. Probably. 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:51.360 Do you know what a glory hole is? I think so. 00:07:49.680 --> 00:07:55.440 I'd like to preface this one by saying that this series was a major inspiration 00:07:53.440 --> 00:07:59.440 for me. It showed me that no matter how bad my ideas were, no matter how bad my 00:07:57.599 --> 00:08:03.199 production values were, there was definitely a worse waste of money than 00:08:01.759 --> 00:08:08.000 booking with Linus Media Group Incorporated. Okay, look at that. 00:08:05.280 --> 00:08:18.280 No, I'm going to compare it. Guys, check this out. ASUS has given me 00:08:12.560 --> 00:08:18.280 its latest high-tech product. 00:08:19.759 --> 00:08:25.680 Chinese food is delicious. You're right. 00:08:23.360 --> 00:08:30.160 I just love sushi. You're just jealous. I'm going to get 00:08:27.599 --> 00:08:35.279 Patty. It's hard to even begin. 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:39.360 It reminds me of a Morgan Freeman quote. He said, "Acting is reacting. These guys 00:08:37.279 --> 00:08:43.519 are not reacting to each other at all. They're all in a vacuum. Now, for no 00:08:41.519 --> 00:08:50.640 reason whatsoever, they get curious." Holy Megatron. Big Bang Theory already 00:08:47.920 --> 00:08:56.640 was widely criticized for just being utterly tonedeaf in its sort of 00:08:53.920 --> 00:09:01.440 profiting off of geek and nerd culture. Like, say nerd word, everyone laugh. 00:08:59.360 --> 00:09:04.000 This is really hard to watch. Yeah, 00:09:02.560 --> 00:09:07.680 I know that we're in like the Tik Tok generation now with no attention span, 00:09:05.680 --> 00:09:11.279 but it's hard to believe things were this boring. 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:14.640 This was particularly boring. Like nothing is happening. 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:19.360 You're going to be the first to see it. I think you're going to be really impressed. It's This is 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:23.680 I want to see it so much. It was like this when we opened the box. 00:09:21.760 --> 00:09:30.080 Yeah. You brought back a defective product. Aren't they talking about me? 00:09:26.800 --> 00:09:33.200 No. No, of course not. 00:09:30.080 --> 00:09:34.560 This is the E-Pad 00:09:33.200 --> 00:09:39.200 Transformer. Holy, what a twist. I can't believe it 00:09:37.519 --> 00:09:44.880 took that long to finally show what your product does. What's with all the women in these? 00:09:42.080 --> 00:09:47.360 That's just how women are. according to tech marketers. 00:09:46.720 --> 00:09:54.640 Yeah. Now it gets better. They produced not one but five episodes of that draws. 00:09:53.920 --> 00:10:01.519 Six. Sorry. Is that because it worked? No, it's because they invested in a 00:09:58.640 --> 00:10:05.120 gigantic set and all these actors and scripts and basically produced the 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:09.360 entire campaign before showing it to anyone. At which time they realized, "Holy crap, 00:10:08.080 --> 00:10:14.079 this doesn't work at all and is not funny at all." If they had cut that down 00:10:11.680 --> 00:10:18.360 to 30 seconds, it would have been not good, but better. 00:10:21.279 --> 00:10:29.040 Now, this guy's competing for your budget. And here's Jake Paul. I actually 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:33.920 love this. What? Yes. 00:10:31.839 --> 00:10:37.200 This is like YouTube era. Hey, like what? 00:10:35.920 --> 00:10:42.480 Okay. Wait, hold on. How are they doing this? Did they just play it in reverse? No, no, no. This is 00:10:40.800 --> 00:10:44.720 fake. It has to be fake. Well, yeah. They're not throwing them at 00:10:43.839 --> 00:10:48.240 his ass. I don't know. The first one looked convincing. 00:10:47.519 --> 00:10:54.320 Yeah, it's a little too much at this point. We get it. 00:10:51.680 --> 00:10:57.680 Catching it the same way every time. And that is Jake Paul. What are they trying 00:10:56.480 --> 00:11:01.760 to say about the product? It's thin. That's awesome. 00:11:01.040 --> 00:11:08.959 Okay. I love I feel like if this was updated, I would see this on on uh Facebook or Tik Tok. 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:12.160 Yeah. Is it like a little short? There's a modernness to it. Yeah. 00:11:10.800 --> 00:11:14.959 I don't know why these guys are all dressed in uniards. Are they wrestlers? 00:11:14.320 --> 00:11:22.000 I love it. It doesn't quite get there for me, but it's close. I'm very into it. 00:11:20.000 --> 00:11:28.640 Oh, this is like a music video style. Oh, no. Yo, Ms. Wraps. 00:11:26.959 --> 00:11:31.120 I feel like this is taking the piss like this is like a parody of itself. I feel 00:11:30.079 --> 00:11:37.200 like it's self-aware. We're introducing something new. It's 00:11:34.000 --> 00:11:39.440 essential for all the many and the few. 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:42.959 They did a good job rotoing that. I was going to say they've got shadows and 00:11:41.040 --> 00:11:46.160 everything. The pattern with all of these is that 00:11:44.399 --> 00:11:50.480 they're like 10 minutes long and I just don't know when they were ever screened. 00:11:48.399 --> 00:11:53.680 I can't tell who they're pitching. Okay, so they're pitching partners. 00:11:52.160 --> 00:11:58.079 So those people waiting to hear the lunch and learn seminar were super 00:11:55.360 --> 00:12:01.959 bored, but now they're stoked. Yeah. So it's it's partners. 00:12:04.640 --> 00:12:08.079 I've heard of this one. 00:12:08.160 --> 00:12:13.680 Are you the one who sings this in the office? No. I've heard people sing in the office. 00:12:12.480 --> 00:12:17.760 I've heard Linus sing it, but I don't know about at the office. I don't know if I remember seeing this 00:12:16.000 --> 00:12:22.079 or if I remember similar like Gateway ones. I never saw this one. I don't think this 00:12:19.839 --> 00:12:26.240 is Gateway. This is a buck a day. Like the the $1 who did the $1 a day 00:12:24.240 --> 00:12:31.120 financing. It was a big thing at this time. My friend financed a computer. And 00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:34.160 I remember telling him what an idiot he was because by the time he finished 00:12:32.560 --> 00:12:38.720 paying for it, he would have paid so much he could have bought two computers. So I was like, but then he could play 00:12:37.200 --> 00:12:41.600 Unreal Tournament, so he had the last laugh. This is a first party IBM 00:12:40.880 --> 00:12:46.519 commercial. That's like the biggest banger yet. Yeah. 00:12:46.560 --> 00:12:53.200 Hell yeah. Okay. Apparently it works. 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:57.600 Here we go. Are you kidding me? 00:12:56.000 --> 00:13:02.560 Okay. Is that even the same person? 00:13:00.160 --> 00:13:05.920 Ace Rockville M8 with the master of vehicle design. Like what did that have 00:13:04.800 --> 00:13:08.480 to do with computers? I mean, it was obviously pure sexy 00:13:08.160 --> 00:13:13.040 teacher fashion. Imagine a hot teacher comes in and then like she just rips all her 00:13:11.920 --> 00:13:17.440 clothes off and you're like, "Wo, this is really going down." And then she has 00:13:15.200 --> 00:13:20.880 a new PC and you're like, "Shut the front door." 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:27.360 The functionality of this gaming beast, including a comment with G Sensor. And 00:13:24.560 --> 00:13:30.959 then they had the budget for all these glam shots, but they didn't have the 00:13:29.200 --> 00:13:35.279 budget to make sure that the English translation of the script makes any 00:13:33.040 --> 00:13:37.600 sense at all. And this is new. This is from like four or five years ago. 00:13:36.800 --> 00:13:44.720 No. Yeah. Yay. Yeah. ASRock M8 is not old. 00:13:41.680 --> 00:13:47.120 15 2015. Yeah. Like you could find a 00:13:44.720 --> 00:13:51.440 voice actor on Fiverr. She's leaning over for absolutely 00:13:49.600 --> 00:13:55.360 no reason other than for her to be leaning over. 00:13:53.920 --> 00:13:58.880 They could just move the computer closer. 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:03.839 What? Oh, the face that she's making. 00:14:02.320 --> 00:14:09.440 Yeah, it's kind of creepy. She looks like someone who will smile with her teeth when she's like genuinely smiling. 00:14:07.040 --> 00:14:13.120 There you go. SSDs make her genuinely happy. 00:14:11.519 --> 00:14:16.399 Why is she still wearing a bikini? Well, you want her to take that off, too, Ivonne? 00:14:15.279 --> 00:14:20.480 Gross. Can I see her clothes get ripped off again? I want to see if it is the same 00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:23.600 person. Yeah, sure. Yeah, he's curious. Her hair color 00:14:22.880 --> 00:14:28.320 changes. Okay. It's just muted colors right now. So, and then her hair's down and she doesn't 00:14:27.279 --> 00:14:32.720 have the glasses. All right. I think the colors just freaked me out. Before I was like, "Wo, 00:14:31.199 --> 00:14:39.040 she was a brunette. Now she's a red head." Life isn't all about money. 00:14:37.360 --> 00:14:43.279 Easy to say when you have it. I guess what I'm really trying to say is 00:14:41.519 --> 00:14:46.000 how much will it cost to keep this from your mother? 00:14:44.560 --> 00:14:52.079 Oh, $39.95. That's all you need for these super cool 00:14:49.360 --> 00:14:54.480 Nintendo 64 games. That's the second Nintendo commercial where I'm like 00:14:53.600 --> 00:14:59.600 really? Yeah. I knew they did some edgy stuff and Sega 00:14:57.600 --> 00:15:03.440 did some even edgier stuff like the Sega do what Nintend don't commercials where 00:15:01.760 --> 00:15:08.560 they like tried to be even edgier than Nintendo. But there is no way you make 00:15:06.800 --> 00:15:12.560 that commercial today. It's like they're trying to say the prices of the games 00:15:10.160 --> 00:15:15.440 are so low you can afford them even with a bribe from your crossdressing father. 00:15:14.959 --> 00:15:20.720 Yes. I would think that guy is going to give him quite a bit of money. 00:15:19.040 --> 00:15:24.800 It just seems like it's fighting itself narratively. You know, 00:15:22.720 --> 00:15:29.519 it is the year 2000, but where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars. 00:15:28.160 --> 00:15:34.880 This is definitely a Matrix thing. Flying cars. Why? Why? Why? Because 00:15:33.040 --> 00:15:39.680 billions of people all over the world can work together on the web 24 hours a 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:43.440 day, 7 days a week. You don't need flying cars. 00:15:40.560 --> 00:15:47.040 We were busy working on the web. Okay. Are we supposed to know who that 00:15:44.720 --> 00:15:47.040 is, though? 00:15:47.760 --> 00:15:52.720 Oh, I've never I never watched Oh, yeah. Yeah, I recognized him. Definitely a real actor. Well, I like 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:57.759 it. They really hammered home the Where are all the cars? 00:15:56.959 --> 00:16:02.240 Creepy. Oh, hey. Yeah. How's it going over there, man? 00:16:00.880 --> 00:16:06.320 It's incredible. Oh, I'm so jealous. 00:16:04.880 --> 00:16:12.560 You want to see something cool? Yeah, sure. Here, give me your number. Just say it. 00:16:11.040 --> 00:16:18.399 Um, tech does not get girls. From the 00:16:15.199 --> 00:16:19.920 folding phone to the new sports car, if 00:16:18.399 --> 00:16:22.920 I wanted to pick up dudes with facial hair, 00:16:23.519 --> 00:16:29.839 attention from women, negligible. Yeah, I think the subtext here is that 00:16:28.160 --> 00:16:35.600 the guy on the other side is just so gross. She'll take anything here. 00:16:32.560 --> 00:16:37.759 Oh, it keeps going. Oh, no. And he's 00:16:35.600 --> 00:16:40.639 taking lots of pictures of her. Hey, I didn't realize you were following me 00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:44.040 down the hill taking pictures. 00:16:44.560 --> 00:16:48.320 Yeah, this also is only like seven, eight 00:16:47.680 --> 00:16:53.360 years ago. That's brutal, man. That should have ended on the trip. I could have just 00:16:51.120 --> 00:16:55.920 taken a selfie with it. That's enough. Hey, she was clothed. That could have 00:16:55.040 --> 00:17:00.399 been a beach scene. That's true. True. Can I borrow your laptop for a minute? 00:16:59.600 --> 00:17:06.480 Sure. What's this? That's my girlfriend. It's porn. 00:17:03.519 --> 00:17:10.880 Oh god. Horses. Really? 00:17:08.480 --> 00:17:16.240 What? Yes. Do you suffer from OMG IGP or Oh my god, 00:17:14.400 --> 00:17:21.199 I'm going to puke. Okay. If you share a computer with this guy, 00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:23.360 you might tell him to download Internet Explorer 8. 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:28.880 Really? And you will never be surprised by har.com 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:33.760 again. That commercial's better than the entire browser. Kiss me. 00:17:32.880 --> 00:17:38.919 Okay. Um, touch me. Well, that's not subtle. 00:17:39.760 --> 00:17:44.880 Oh, they're bunnies. 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:47.919 It's Energizer. Here we go. No, it's not. Nope. 00:17:46.480 --> 00:17:53.720 Oh, from the people who brought you The Big Bang Theory. It's E-Pad Story. 00:17:50.160 --> 00:17:53.720 Power to charm. 00:17:54.799 --> 00:18:03.120 I've seen this one. Yeah. Okay. Hell yeah. 00:17:59.039 --> 00:18:04.559 RGB. At least she's got great cooling. 00:18:03.120 --> 00:18:08.720 At least she has her hands on the right part of the keyboard. Screwdriver could 00:18:06.480 --> 00:18:10.799 use an upgrade. They actually have progressed since last 00:18:10.480 --> 00:18:15.760 time. Hey guys, we're going to show you how to build a gaming PC with an MSI. 00:18:14.480 --> 00:18:19.600 Yeah, the voiceover is better. This is straight up dubbed. You know, 00:18:17.760 --> 00:18:24.160 this has to come from the very top of MSI. 00:18:21.120 --> 00:18:26.320 Otherwise, they wouldn't keep doing it. 00:18:24.160 --> 00:18:30.880 Like the marketing officer met with the CEO and he's like this is my vision for 00:18:28.000 --> 00:18:36.160 our company's brand brand voice and they were like are you sure cuz this is a 00:18:33.600 --> 00:18:39.200 really bad move and he goes damn it I'll accept nothing less. 00:18:37.200 --> 00:18:43.039 MSI at least has had the good sense to private that video. We had to find it 00:18:41.120 --> 00:18:46.240 somewhere else but we did. That video was one of the main inspirations for 00:18:45.039 --> 00:18:52.799 this video. Mom, dad, hey, it's me Steve. this year 00:18:50.320 --> 00:18:58.720 to avoid any confusion. I'm putting my wish list on video. All I want is a 00:18:55.679 --> 00:19:01.679 computer. It's just $849. 00:18:58.720 --> 00:19:04.000 And Dell will throw in a free DVD upgrade. 00:19:02.400 --> 00:19:08.720 I'm sorry all the Steves. I know how much you love free stuff. 00:19:07.120 --> 00:19:14.160 I actually love this. Happy holidays. Your son, Steven. 00:19:12.559 --> 00:19:22.280 She had to think about it for a minute. Yeah, Steve became like the quintessential like kind of Chad name. 00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:22.280 Wait a second. 00:19:24.559 --> 00:19:29.760 Really? Wow. Okay. If I move back from the sun, 00:19:28.799 --> 00:19:33.919 that's the Earth. Your kids will use computers to learn. 00:19:32.400 --> 00:19:37.840 Oh, this is cute. We're looking out from the inside of the computer. Saturn is 00:19:36.799 --> 00:19:42.000 That's pretty cool. I'd buy that for him. He deserves it. 00:19:40.640 --> 00:19:45.280 Oh my god. You were hilarious on laughing gas, by 00:19:44.080 --> 00:19:48.799 the way. She doesn't remember if 00:19:47.200 --> 00:19:51.919 Oh my god. What just happened? Body horror. 00:19:50.960 --> 00:19:57.080 Okay. Wait, is this kid growing? Yes. Yes. 00:19:54.080 --> 00:19:57.080 Yeah. 00:19:57.440 --> 00:20:04.480 He has shame now. Oh. Oh. 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:06.720 How many times has he circled the globe? 00:20:04.480 --> 00:20:11.200 Okay. I wish parenting were that easy. 00:20:09.039 --> 00:20:14.320 This is an Xbox commercial. Weird. Okay. 00:20:12.480 --> 00:20:20.400 I don't want to have a cool theme. Make your phone look special. Follow me. 00:20:17.520 --> 00:20:24.880 Shine bright like a diamond. Let me show you some fantastic effect. 00:20:22.320 --> 00:20:30.559 Is this like a hobbyist like fan commercial or is this a real commercial? 00:20:28.720 --> 00:20:34.000 Official cyanogen mod. You know what? 00:20:32.559 --> 00:20:37.679 I'd go out with this guy. He seems pretty cool. 00:20:36.159 --> 00:20:44.960 All right. Okay. Hell yeah. He brought that in. I can download CM Launcher 3D now. 00:20:43.280 --> 00:20:47.520 It's to the point. I don't feel the need to click away from it. 00:20:46.960 --> 00:20:54.240 Oh, wow. Happy birthday. What an awful party. Thanks. 00:20:54.240 --> 00:21:00.080 Happy birthday to you. 00:20:57.520 --> 00:21:02.960 Feels like if Larry David directed a commercial or something like it's just 00:21:01.840 --> 00:21:07.559 really uncomfortable. Whoa. What the is this 00:21:08.159 --> 00:21:13.120 sponge cake? 00:21:13.120 --> 00:21:18.880 Okay, that's Do you think we needed to see which game 00:21:16.960 --> 00:21:20.159 you opened before that or do you think it's better if we don't know until the 00:21:20.000 --> 00:21:25.520 end? I think it's better we don't know. I think the party should have been People 00:21:24.000 --> 00:21:28.080 were having fun and it was wholesome before though. It looked like 00:21:27.039 --> 00:21:36.480 kind of depressing. Yeah. Overall, that's a that's a B+. 00:21:33.200 --> 00:21:38.159 Oh, no. 00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:46.080 Are we there yet? Yes. Yes, we are here. 00:21:42.240 --> 00:21:51.120 Is that your uncle? Did you invite him? 00:21:46.080 --> 00:21:51.280 No, he he he must have 00:21:51.120 --> 00:21:56.240 it. Look, it it's fine. This is not the worst acting we've seen today, guys. I'm actually pretty 00:21:55.760 --> 00:22:02.080 impressed. Al's amazing, by the way. He's not my actual uncle, but I would totally go 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:06.919 camping with him. One misstep in this commercial is the character 00:22:07.600 --> 00:22:13.280 the character of Uncle Al was never introduced. We we still haven't been 00:22:11.760 --> 00:22:18.880 close to him. The camera never gave him a medium closeup. Yeah. This video shoot was the moment 00:22:17.120 --> 00:22:23.520 when I realized what a terrible father I'd been because both of my children, 00:22:21.360 --> 00:22:28.159 especially my son, thought that this was camping. You told him you were going camping. 00:22:26.080 --> 00:22:31.840 No, I told him we were doing a video shoot and it was, you know, camping and 00:22:29.840 --> 00:22:34.480 he thought it was actual camping though cuz he's young. Cuz he hadn't been camping 00:22:33.440 --> 00:22:39.559 and he'd never been camping. Oh, so like we've taken them every year since then. 00:22:41.679 --> 00:22:46.880 He goes for it. So, that was definitely a little 00:22:44.799 --> 00:22:52.640 different. I hope you guys enjoyed this little LTT short with my uncle Roy. 00:22:51.039 --> 00:22:56.080 Yeah, that's a concept that didn't continue. We honestly would get as many 00:22:54.640 --> 00:22:58.960 conversions just with this part. Big giveaway. You will be taking home 00:22:58.480 --> 00:23:04.080 not. Okay. Yeah. Shut up, Lennus. Not the end of it. 00:23:02.480 --> 00:23:08.559 It's the end of it. If you guys enjoyed this, maybe check out us reacting to 00:23:06.320 --> 00:23:10.799 weird PC builds from China. They're weird.