1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:06,400 Bad commercials come in all sorts of different flavors, but tech companies in 2 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:11,759 particular seem to have a knack for greenlighting truly awful marketing 3 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:15,679 campaigns and then when the public response is predictably terrible, 4 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:20,080 backtracking and pretending the whole thing never happened. Fortunately for 5 00:00:17,359 --> 00:00:24,160 us, and unfortunately for them, the internet never forgets. And for today's 6 00:00:23,039 --> 00:00:29,199 video, we're going to be taking you along something we call the bad 7 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:34,559 commercial cruise. It's going to be so full of cringe that you'll laugh, you'll 8 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:40,040 cry, and you might even pee a little. But not related to laughing. That's not 9 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:40,040 a thing that people do. 10 00:00:46,399 --> 00:00:52,079 You Hey, Steve. I think those girls are checking us out. 11 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:58,079 Yeah, Steve. All right, here they come. Excuse me. My roommate and I just wanted 12 00:00:55,680 --> 00:01:00,719 to say that we love your asses. We've been into asses. 13 00:00:58,879 --> 00:01:04,080 This commercial is horrible. Are you guys into asses? 14 00:01:02,079 --> 00:01:06,720 Okay. Who actually calls it that? Like I don't think I've heard anyone ever 15 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:12,880 I don't know what they're talking about yet. What? Really? Our asses swivel. 16 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:15,360 Ass. You ladies are into Asuse. 17 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:19,840 Oh, ASUS products. Here's a hint for brands. If you want 18 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:22,000 people to pronounce the name right, then spell it right. 19 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:26,400 Okay. I want to know who would prove that. Cuz even if you're trying to get people to pronounce it correctly, like 20 00:01:24,479 --> 00:01:28,799 doing a commercial like that is just horrible. I think the idea was that it would go 21 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:34,159 viral. But they're also just driving. They say the name ASUS so many times. 22 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:37,280 Yeah. I disagree with this practice generally. 23 00:01:36,079 --> 00:01:41,439 I think that's dangerous. That's why we make the most advanced 24 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:46,479 personal computers in the world. How is he holding that mouse? 25 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:50,799 And why soon there will be just two kinds of people. Those who use 26 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:54,880 computers. Yeah, I'll be home for breakfast. 27 00:01:52,799 --> 00:01:57,520 And those who use apples. He's on the phone when they say those 28 00:01:56,399 --> 00:02:02,000 who use computers because this actor has clearly never touched a computer in his life. Did you 29 00:02:00,479 --> 00:02:05,040 see how he was using the mouse? Wow. 30 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:09,119 What is that? Amazingly, it's still so apply and that 31 00:02:07,119 --> 00:02:12,319 they spend only 2% of the commercial actually showing the product and the 32 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:15,120 rest is just lifestyle. You look like a real 33 00:02:13,599 --> 00:02:20,160 How wide is the person you're driving by? So, what you doing? 34 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:23,760 Well, Muffy Buffy Biff Jr. and I are going on our Sunday drive. 35 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:27,490 Oh, no you're not. You're going to play pole position. 36 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:31,520 What is 37 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:37,599 I actually love this commercial. Oh my god, someone just wrecked your kid is 38 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:40,480 dead, sir. She trying to take her helmet off. I don't understand the point of this 39 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:44,360 commercial. It's fun for the whole family. 40 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:50,720 Oh my goodness. Oh my god. That is awesome. That is like 41 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:52,959 fodder for parodies 20 years later. Oh, I love it. 42 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:56,640 When it comes to keeping your gaming gear at peak performance, oh, the games 43 00:02:55,280 --> 00:03:01,599 people play. I'll tell you, this seriously reminds me of your early YouTube videos. 44 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:07,120 Really? Yeah. Harsh, Bon, that's not nice. 45 00:03:04,879 --> 00:03:11,760 Oh man, just look at all that crap flying out of there. I can't see what 46 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:17,840 you're talking about. Enough skin fragments to clone yourself. 47 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:18,400 No, that's good. Mom would be so proud. 48 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:23,120 No. Now, okay, we have done that before. 49 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:28,319 Yes. Do not use a vacuum. 50 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:32,480 Vacuums can cause static discharge and could severely damage your computer. 51 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:37,280 That is a very good point. Oh my gosh, how long is this? Do they 52 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:40,959 play this in movie theaters? Like, how am I not gone by now? Is this a 53 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:45,680 commercial or is this just This seems like an instructional. Yeah. 54 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:50,159 Falcon Dust Off is totally a thing. I guess they just did a a gamer brand, 55 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:53,280 like gamer skin on their existing products. No music the whole time. No 56 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:57,360 background music. Who would watch that? What I want to know is how popular these 57 00:03:56,239 --> 00:04:01,840 videos actually were. As Nintendo begins to take on new forms, 58 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:07,120 it's important that we can measure how addictive they truly are. 59 00:04:04,319 --> 00:04:14,480 Animal testing. I don't think they would touch that these days. 60 00:04:10,319 --> 00:04:16,720 What? This is a Nintendo commercial. 61 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:22,800 The new Game Boy Micro. Extremely portable. Extremely stylish. 62 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:25,759 There was a lot of really edgy gaming commercials. Oh, really? 63 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:30,400 They actually got that shot of the puppy in the air. That was awesome. 64 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,960 And that shot of the car going by it. I wonder if they did that in two shots or 65 00:04:31,759 --> 00:04:38,320 if there's actually a risk it would have got run over. I'm so glad you made it home because I 66 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:42,160 just sold you on this website. I built GoDaddy. 67 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:45,280 Ship them out. Wow. 68 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:49,440 Again, completely would not fly today. I'm running a puppy mill. 69 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:54,479 I just don't even have words to describe the feeling for that one. 70 00:04:51,199 --> 00:04:55,759 I am so like I'm angry. I mean, I guess 71 00:04:54,479 --> 00:04:58,560 if the commercial is supposed to make you feel something, mission accomplished. 72 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:03,759 Yeah. I guess they're what they're going for is you can sell anything. 73 00:05:01,919 --> 00:05:07,039 But they spend the whole buildup of the commercial demonstrating this dog's 74 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:12,560 loyalty and love just for you to be like, "See you later, buddy." I was 75 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:20,800 writing paper on the PC and it was like beep and then like half of my paper was 76 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:22,960 gone. It devoured my paper was really 77 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:28,000 good paper. What's wrong with her? You just don't have a teenager yet. 78 00:05:24,639 --> 00:05:29,919 Okay, I'm Ellen Feice and I'm a student. 79 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:33,440 I wonder how Ellen's career is going. This is one of those ads where I feel 80 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:37,919 like Apple should have been smart enough not to break that cardinal rule. Don't 81 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:40,720 insult your customers. M if you didn't even know what a switch 82 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:44,960 was. Like I I don't even know what that commercial is for. They're just saying like switch is like 83 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:50,639 switch to Apple. The the commercial meant nothing to me. I was just like what is this? 84 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,919 I think Apple counts on you to know Apple. 85 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:58,160 Okay, I'll tell you guys a little secret. I'm also a hardcore gamer. 86 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:03,680 I travel a lot and have joined this MSI 87 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:08,319 competitions in advance. Um, 88 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:11,280 that was definitely on purpose. You said it, not me. 89 00:06:09,759 --> 00:06:15,199 Woohoo. Yes. There are two types of memory. Long dim 90 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:23,440 and short dim. A. No, I think you mean dim and so dim. And 91 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:26,479 B, there's no way that voice came out of that person. 92 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:33,759 Why did you say of course MSI? Because MSI is just Look, what 93 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:35,120 percentage of this frame is breast? 94 00:06:33,759 --> 00:06:38,960 It's got to be MSI. Check out the girth on that cable management hole in that dresser over 95 00:06:38,479 --> 00:06:44,560 there. Yeah. What the hell is that? That's a glory hole. 96 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:48,880 Hey Dan, ready for the game? Are these the same guys? Yeah, those guys look way too similar. 97 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:52,639 Yeah, the two generic '8s guys. I've got to send something for my mom's 98 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:56,000 birthday. It's tomorrow. I'll then book plane tickets for our trip next week and 99 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:59,599 my kids got to go to the library. Ask for real life story, pal. 100 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:02,960 America Online can do all that. Yeah. How about sending your mom some 101 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:08,720 nice flowers? All you do is click on marketplace. We place an order. 102 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,840 I can't get flowers that fast today. 103 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:13,759 I feel like this is the kind of thing your aunt would have signed up for. This commercial would have worked. 104 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:19,680 You know what? I'm actually noticing that the things that they're doing with it are high wife approval factor things. 105 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:23,280 I'll be able to buy you flowers and take you on a trip. Can I please have access 106 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:28,800 to my own bank account? Now we're getting into like the men's stuff. 107 00:07:25,759 --> 00:07:30,720 Fantasy football. Fantasy football 108 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:34,479 worldwide email. Of course, there's my personal favorite, 109 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:37,120 live chat. That's how I met my new Oh, hold on. Hold on. Met my new met my 110 00:07:36,639 --> 00:07:41,759 new kayaking buddies. Check that out later to the game. 111 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:47,360 His desk has a glory hole, too. Probably. 112 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:51,360 Do you know what a glory hole is? I think so. 113 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:55,440 I'd like to preface this one by saying that this series was a major inspiration 114 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:59,440 for me. It showed me that no matter how bad my ideas were, no matter how bad my 115 00:07:57,599 --> 00:08:03,199 production values were, there was definitely a worse waste of money than 116 00:08:01,759 --> 00:08:08,000 booking with Linus Media Group Incorporated. Okay, look at that. 117 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:18,280 No, I'm going to compare it. Guys, check this out. ASUS has given me 118 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:18,280 its latest high-tech product. 119 00:08:19,759 --> 00:08:25,680 Chinese food is delicious. You're right. 120 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:30,160 I just love sushi. You're just jealous. I'm going to get 121 00:08:27,599 --> 00:08:35,279 Patty. It's hard to even begin. 122 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:39,360 It reminds me of a Morgan Freeman quote. He said, "Acting is reacting. These guys 123 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:43,519 are not reacting to each other at all. They're all in a vacuum. Now, for no 124 00:08:41,519 --> 00:08:50,640 reason whatsoever, they get curious." Holy Megatron. Big Bang Theory already 125 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:56,640 was widely criticized for just being utterly tonedeaf in its sort of 126 00:08:53,920 --> 00:09:01,440 profiting off of geek and nerd culture. Like, say nerd word, everyone laugh. 127 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:04,000 This is really hard to watch. Yeah, 128 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:07,680 I know that we're in like the Tik Tok generation now with no attention span, 129 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:11,279 but it's hard to believe things were this boring. 130 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:14,640 This was particularly boring. Like nothing is happening. 131 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:19,360 You're going to be the first to see it. I think you're going to be really impressed. It's This is 132 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:23,680 I want to see it so much. It was like this when we opened the box. 133 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:30,080 Yeah. You brought back a defective product. Aren't they talking about me? 134 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:33,200 No. No, of course not. 135 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:34,560 This is the E-Pad 136 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:39,200 Transformer. Holy, what a twist. I can't believe it 137 00:09:37,519 --> 00:09:44,880 took that long to finally show what your product does. What's with all the women in these? 138 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:47,360 That's just how women are. according to tech marketers. 139 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:54,640 Yeah. Now it gets better. They produced not one but five episodes of that draws. 140 00:09:53,920 --> 00:10:01,519 Six. Sorry. Is that because it worked? No, it's because they invested in a 141 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:05,120 gigantic set and all these actors and scripts and basically produced the 142 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:09,360 entire campaign before showing it to anyone. At which time they realized, "Holy crap, 143 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:14,079 this doesn't work at all and is not funny at all." If they had cut that down 144 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:18,360 to 30 seconds, it would have been not good, but better. 145 00:10:21,279 --> 00:10:29,040 Now, this guy's competing for your budget. And here's Jake Paul. I actually 146 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:33,920 love this. What? Yes. 147 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:37,200 This is like YouTube era. Hey, like what? 148 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:42,480 Okay. Wait, hold on. How are they doing this? Did they just play it in reverse? No, no, no. This is 149 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,720 fake. It has to be fake. Well, yeah. They're not throwing them at 150 00:10:43,839 --> 00:10:48,240 his ass. I don't know. The first one looked convincing. 151 00:10:47,519 --> 00:10:54,320 Yeah, it's a little too much at this point. We get it. 152 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:57,680 Catching it the same way every time. And that is Jake Paul. What are they trying 153 00:10:56,480 --> 00:11:01,760 to say about the product? It's thin. That's awesome. 154 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:08,959 Okay. I love I feel like if this was updated, I would see this on on uh Facebook or Tik Tok. 155 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:12,160 Yeah. Is it like a little short? There's a modernness to it. Yeah. 156 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:14,959 I don't know why these guys are all dressed in uniards. Are they wrestlers? 157 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:22,000 I love it. It doesn't quite get there for me, but it's close. I'm very into it. 158 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:28,640 Oh, this is like a music video style. Oh, no. Yo, Ms. Wraps. 159 00:11:26,959 --> 00:11:31,120 I feel like this is taking the piss like this is like a parody of itself. I feel 160 00:11:30,079 --> 00:11:37,200 like it's self-aware. We're introducing something new. It's 161 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:39,440 essential for all the many and the few. 162 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:42,959 They did a good job rotoing that. I was going to say they've got shadows and 163 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:46,160 everything. The pattern with all of these is that 164 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:50,480 they're like 10 minutes long and I just don't know when they were ever screened. 165 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:53,680 I can't tell who they're pitching. Okay, so they're pitching partners. 166 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:58,079 So those people waiting to hear the lunch and learn seminar were super 167 00:11:55,360 --> 00:12:01,959 bored, but now they're stoked. Yeah. So it's it's partners. 168 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:08,079 I've heard of this one. 169 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:13,680 Are you the one who sings this in the office? No. I've heard people sing in the office. 170 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:17,760 I've heard Linus sing it, but I don't know about at the office. I don't know if I remember seeing this 171 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:22,079 or if I remember similar like Gateway ones. I never saw this one. I don't think this 172 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:26,240 is Gateway. This is a buck a day. Like the the $1 who did the $1 a day 173 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:31,120 financing. It was a big thing at this time. My friend financed a computer. And 174 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:34,160 I remember telling him what an idiot he was because by the time he finished 175 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:38,720 paying for it, he would have paid so much he could have bought two computers. So I was like, but then he could play 176 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:41,600 Unreal Tournament, so he had the last laugh. This is a first party IBM 177 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:46,519 commercial. That's like the biggest banger yet. Yeah. 178 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:53,200 Hell yeah. Okay. Apparently it works. 179 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:57,600 Here we go. Are you kidding me? 180 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:02,560 Okay. Is that even the same person? 181 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:05,920 Ace Rockville M8 with the master of vehicle design. Like what did that have 182 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,480 to do with computers? I mean, it was obviously pure sexy 183 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:13,040 teacher fashion. Imagine a hot teacher comes in and then like she just rips all her 184 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:17,440 clothes off and you're like, "Wo, this is really going down." And then she has 185 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:20,880 a new PC and you're like, "Shut the front door." 186 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:27,360 The functionality of this gaming beast, including a comment with G Sensor. And 187 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:30,959 then they had the budget for all these glam shots, but they didn't have the 188 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:35,279 budget to make sure that the English translation of the script makes any 189 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:37,600 sense at all. And this is new. This is from like four or five years ago. 190 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:44,720 No. Yeah. Yay. Yeah. ASRock M8 is not old. 191 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:47,120 15 2015. Yeah. Like you could find a 192 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:51,440 voice actor on Fiverr. She's leaning over for absolutely 193 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:55,360 no reason other than for her to be leaning over. 194 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:58,880 They could just move the computer closer. 195 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:03,839 What? Oh, the face that she's making. 196 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:09,440 Yeah, it's kind of creepy. She looks like someone who will smile with her teeth when she's like genuinely smiling. 197 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:13,120 There you go. SSDs make her genuinely happy. 198 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:16,399 Why is she still wearing a bikini? Well, you want her to take that off, too, Ivonne? 199 00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:20,480 Gross. Can I see her clothes get ripped off again? I want to see if it is the same 200 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:23,600 person. Yeah, sure. Yeah, he's curious. Her hair color 201 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:28,320 changes. Okay. It's just muted colors right now. So, and then her hair's down and she doesn't 202 00:14:27,279 --> 00:14:32,720 have the glasses. All right. I think the colors just freaked me out. Before I was like, "Wo, 203 00:14:31,199 --> 00:14:39,040 she was a brunette. Now she's a red head." Life isn't all about money. 204 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:43,279 Easy to say when you have it. I guess what I'm really trying to say is 205 00:14:41,519 --> 00:14:46,000 how much will it cost to keep this from your mother? 206 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:52,079 Oh, $39.95. That's all you need for these super cool 207 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:54,480 Nintendo 64 games. That's the second Nintendo commercial where I'm like 208 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:59,600 really? Yeah. I knew they did some edgy stuff and Sega 209 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:03,440 did some even edgier stuff like the Sega do what Nintend don't commercials where 210 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:08,560 they like tried to be even edgier than Nintendo. But there is no way you make 211 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:12,560 that commercial today. It's like they're trying to say the prices of the games 212 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:15,440 are so low you can afford them even with a bribe from your crossdressing father. 213 00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:20,720 Yes. I would think that guy is going to give him quite a bit of money. 214 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:24,800 It just seems like it's fighting itself narratively. You know, 215 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:29,519 it is the year 2000, but where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars. 216 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:34,880 This is definitely a Matrix thing. Flying cars. Why? Why? Why? Because 217 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:39,680 billions of people all over the world can work together on the web 24 hours a 218 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:43,440 day, 7 days a week. You don't need flying cars. 219 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:47,040 We were busy working on the web. Okay. Are we supposed to know who that 220 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,040 is, though? 221 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:52,720 Oh, I've never I never watched Oh, yeah. Yeah, I recognized him. Definitely a real actor. Well, I like 222 00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:57,759 it. They really hammered home the Where are all the cars? 223 00:15:56,959 --> 00:16:02,240 Creepy. Oh, hey. Yeah. How's it going over there, man? 224 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:06,320 It's incredible. Oh, I'm so jealous. 225 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:12,560 You want to see something cool? Yeah, sure. Here, give me your number. Just say it. 226 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:18,399 Um, tech does not get girls. From the 227 00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:19,920 folding phone to the new sports car, if 228 00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:22,920 I wanted to pick up dudes with facial hair, 229 00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:29,839 attention from women, negligible. Yeah, I think the subtext here is that 230 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:35,600 the guy on the other side is just so gross. She'll take anything here. 231 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:37,759 Oh, it keeps going. Oh, no. And he's 232 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:40,639 taking lots of pictures of her. Hey, I didn't realize you were following me 233 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:44,040 down the hill taking pictures. 234 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:48,320 Yeah, this also is only like seven, eight 235 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:53,360 years ago. That's brutal, man. That should have ended on the trip. I could have just 236 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:55,920 taken a selfie with it. That's enough. Hey, she was clothed. That could have 237 00:16:55,040 --> 00:17:00,399 been a beach scene. That's true. True. Can I borrow your laptop for a minute? 238 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:06,480 Sure. What's this? That's my girlfriend. It's porn. 239 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:10,880 Oh god. Horses. Really? 240 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:16,240 What? Yes. Do you suffer from OMG IGP or Oh my god, 241 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:21,199 I'm going to puke. Okay. If you share a computer with this guy, 242 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:23,360 you might tell him to download Internet Explorer 8. 243 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:28,880 Really? And you will never be surprised by har.com 244 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:33,760 again. That commercial's better than the entire browser. Kiss me. 245 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:38,919 Okay. Um, touch me. Well, that's not subtle. 246 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:44,880 Oh, they're bunnies. 247 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:47,919 It's Energizer. Here we go. No, it's not. Nope. 248 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:53,720 Oh, from the people who brought you The Big Bang Theory. It's E-Pad Story. 249 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,720 Power to charm. 250 00:17:54,799 --> 00:18:03,120 I've seen this one. Yeah. Okay. Hell yeah. 251 00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:04,559 RGB. At least she's got great cooling. 252 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:08,720 At least she has her hands on the right part of the keyboard. Screwdriver could 253 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:10,799 use an upgrade. They actually have progressed since last 254 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:15,760 time. Hey guys, we're going to show you how to build a gaming PC with an MSI. 255 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:19,600 Yeah, the voiceover is better. This is straight up dubbed. You know, 256 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:24,160 this has to come from the very top of MSI. 257 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:26,320 Otherwise, they wouldn't keep doing it. 258 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:30,880 Like the marketing officer met with the CEO and he's like this is my vision for 259 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:36,160 our company's brand brand voice and they were like are you sure cuz this is a 260 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:39,200 really bad move and he goes damn it I'll accept nothing less. 261 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:43,039 MSI at least has had the good sense to private that video. We had to find it 262 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:46,240 somewhere else but we did. That video was one of the main inspirations for 263 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:52,799 this video. Mom, dad, hey, it's me Steve. this year 264 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:58,720 to avoid any confusion. I'm putting my wish list on video. All I want is a 265 00:18:55,679 --> 00:19:01,679 computer. It's just $849. 266 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:04,000 And Dell will throw in a free DVD upgrade. 267 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:08,720 I'm sorry all the Steves. I know how much you love free stuff. 268 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:14,160 I actually love this. Happy holidays. Your son, Steven. 269 00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:22,280 She had to think about it for a minute. Yeah, Steve became like the quintessential like kind of Chad name. 270 00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:22,280 Wait a second. 271 00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:29,760 Really? Wow. Okay. If I move back from the sun, 272 00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:33,919 that's the Earth. Your kids will use computers to learn. 273 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:37,840 Oh, this is cute. We're looking out from the inside of the computer. Saturn is 274 00:19:36,799 --> 00:19:42,000 That's pretty cool. I'd buy that for him. He deserves it. 275 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:45,280 Oh my god. You were hilarious on laughing gas, by 276 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:48,799 the way. She doesn't remember if 277 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,919 Oh my god. What just happened? Body horror. 278 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:57,080 Okay. Wait, is this kid growing? Yes. Yes. 279 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:57,080 Yeah. 280 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:04,480 He has shame now. Oh. Oh. 281 00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:06,720 How many times has he circled the globe? 282 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:11,200 Okay. I wish parenting were that easy. 283 00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:14,320 This is an Xbox commercial. Weird. Okay. 284 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:20,400 I don't want to have a cool theme. Make your phone look special. Follow me. 285 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:24,880 Shine bright like a diamond. Let me show you some fantastic effect. 286 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:30,559 Is this like a hobbyist like fan commercial or is this a real commercial? 287 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:34,000 Official cyanogen mod. You know what? 288 00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:37,679 I'd go out with this guy. He seems pretty cool. 289 00:20:36,159 --> 00:20:44,960 All right. Okay. Hell yeah. He brought that in. I can download CM Launcher 3D now. 290 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:47,520 It's to the point. I don't feel the need to click away from it. 291 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:54,240 Oh, wow. Happy birthday. What an awful party. Thanks. 292 00:20:54,240 --> 00:21:00,080 Happy birthday to you. 293 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:02,960 Feels like if Larry David directed a commercial or something like it's just 294 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:07,559 really uncomfortable. Whoa. What the is this 295 00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:13,120 sponge cake? 296 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:18,880 Okay, that's Do you think we needed to see which game 297 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,159 you opened before that or do you think it's better if we don't know until the 298 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:25,520 end? I think it's better we don't know. I think the party should have been People 299 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,080 were having fun and it was wholesome before though. It looked like 300 00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:36,480 kind of depressing. Yeah. Overall, that's a that's a B+. 301 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:38,159 Oh, no. 302 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:46,080 Are we there yet? Yes. Yes, we are here. 303 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:51,120 Is that your uncle? Did you invite him? 304 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:51,280 No, he he he must have 305 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:56,240 it. Look, it it's fine. This is not the worst acting we've seen today, guys. I'm actually pretty 306 00:21:55,760 --> 00:22:02,080 impressed. Al's amazing, by the way. He's not my actual uncle, but I would totally go 307 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:06,919 camping with him. One misstep in this commercial is the character 308 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:13,280 the character of Uncle Al was never introduced. We we still haven't been 309 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:18,880 close to him. The camera never gave him a medium closeup. Yeah. This video shoot was the moment 310 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:23,520 when I realized what a terrible father I'd been because both of my children, 311 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:28,159 especially my son, thought that this was camping. You told him you were going camping. 312 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:31,840 No, I told him we were doing a video shoot and it was, you know, camping and 313 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:34,480 he thought it was actual camping though cuz he's young. Cuz he hadn't been camping 314 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:39,559 and he'd never been camping. Oh, so like we've taken them every year since then. 315 00:22:41,679 --> 00:22:46,880 He goes for it. So, that was definitely a little 316 00:22:44,799 --> 00:22:52,640 different. I hope you guys enjoyed this little LTT short with my uncle Roy. 317 00:22:51,039 --> 00:22:56,080 Yeah, that's a concept that didn't continue. We honestly would get as many 318 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,960 conversions just with this part. Big giveaway. You will be taking home 319 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:04,080 not. Okay. Yeah. Shut up, Lennus. Not the end of it. 320 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:08,559 It's the end of it. If you guys enjoyed this, maybe check out us reacting to 321 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:10,799 weird PC builds from China. They're weird.