oh my god i love it we got there but
we're blurring all these shots because damn it if we're gonna have to go
through what it took to get here then you're gonna have to go through it with
us yes watch this damn video
oh yes
stress oh my god we're not out of the woods yet
no i still need this to actually light up right
and then i'll feel yes no that's just
the monitor powering on but he was trolling premature
yeah i'm a pretty big tick tocker myself actually no no i've seen your stuff yeah
it's pretty good yeah yeah i don't even know what i'm doing on that platform so
it's fine oh more than me i knew nothing about this he just like comes into my
office
oh it's a filter
oh my god i thought you were actually doing that and so i just look at this later and
it's oh that's good oh thanks honestly that's good though i actually
do not know what i am uploading sometimes that's the
best all our storage is showing up our two m.2 is our two satas all of our RAM
is showing up that's good yay uh no keyboard detected press f1 to run
setup i just wanted to know if this thing would post it does it's beautiful yeah
these are going to glow too once we get into Windows oh we got the drivers installed this thing is going to be like
it is decked out do they still say lit
i think so do you think so yeah okay sure but are you out of touch it's gonna
be lit yeah 100 okay
where's your main monitor going to be in your perfect magical fantasy world where
does the big one go up i mean probably over there here yeah and then this is
where you're going to stream from them right okay so what we're going to do is
we're just going to placeholder these for now okay
part of the idea here chris is like rather than picking things up and
putting them down 100 times i want to pick things up and put them kind of approximately where they're going to go
which leads me to where on earth are these speakers going
to go like what is the plan here these are enormous
they are i know where did the big monitor go where does it keep it's right here okay perfect yeah
let's mount a thing to it i think you guys broke it i did nothing i didn't
touch this monitor until just now
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this is god king of monitors
where the hell are all these monitors supposed to go though originally these
were supposed to be hanging from the wall that's their original mount uh-huh
hanging from the wall directed in and chris yo
yo yo do you hate that
do i hate you should i not say that no you can say anything you want i'm sorry it wasn't no i'm just
would you are you more of a horizontal monitor kind of lady or more of a
vertical side monitor kind of lady um for reading chat i like it
okay uh and then you've got two of those i know so are we going horizontal and
two flanking vertical monitors that would be cool okay let's do that
this has got to go so here i'm just gonna i'm gonna lift this up can you
give it a little shove the love for me please
tell me why are you pushing oh my gosh okay that's why i'm scared go ahead go
ahead yeah okay i love that your setup is gonna be
so much nicer than mine not just mine now really this is nicer
than what i have planned at my new place i'm really so much better oh my god
does that seem like i'm going to hit the stud right about there oh it's up here i
think i'll hit it hold on we got this okay
i get it i missed
more holes in the wall where's the stud
take the drill away from the sky yeah there is water on the other side of
the wall i'm sorry oh there's water on the other side of the wall
oh terrific i am the tool
you ready for fun yeah i'm just don't poke a hole in my
pipes joan was quizzical
like be careful science
good good he's losing it
i think you need water food anything do you know the song yeah i do
you're gonna get any copyright it was so good i'm gonna be like Yvonne i got
something to tell you i got lucky today and she should be like
what and i would be like we managed to put the correct arms on
all of the monitors without knowing that there was any kind of difference
and that's very exciting this is a not insignificant amount of
weight that we are hanging off these toggles ladies and gentlemen
wow wow wow that could have been bad
but it wasn't look at this mess okay they're not going to stay like that
there's a lot of interesting gaming
this is not ergonomically friendly okay
now that's ergonomic baby i get that beanbag yeah right honestly
though that'd be a vibe it looks so good right yeah it i'm it's
yeah bringing tears to my eyes all right cala ann you did good you did done you
did good like we still got to replace your telus
diaper genie does it look like that it does look like
a little like diaper trash i heard that from a telus installer no
way yeah yeah that's what they call it internally the diaper genie kalanin yep
how close are we on those RGB strips um i keep forgetting about them yeah i've
been waiting you're waiting are you done yeah
oh well i said that and you know what i don't know
come on let's go and then you guys went on another tirade together that's high
rated we got a tirade it's uh it's a conversation we are not even that close
we don't have the mic ARM set up yeah
she's getting an re 320 you said to do
it right
nice ASUS didn't have white wireless
peripherals so you got the strix scope nx tkl moon
and uh what is this guy rg strix impact 2 moonlight white unfortunately even
though we sell mouse pads on our store
look it's been a long day i'm just going to get a mouse pad i'm sorry it's the
one thing i can get okay but you'll use one of ours right yes 100 obviously okay
yeah it's a nice nice description i bet it is all right no doubt in my mind do
you have anything that could qualify as decorative that we could put on
shelves or like you got anything i have like one thing right now that's it okay
this is the only thing that i have
so we can like put it up there or you can put it over there why do you own
that don't ask questions have you seen your wireless access point yet
no oh my god ASUS sent this router it's
literally a gundam themed really
that's so cool i thought you might like that i love
that that's awesome now you've got two
decorations yeah honestly it is trying to figure out what this monitor's not
turning on the HDMI cable is backwards
yeah it's an optical cable yeah uh chris do you mind unplugging the other end
spelliamos
okay you're plugged into the wrong portion oh no did i
that's funny wow did you just did you get a white
canvas this is cool i tried color matching i like it that's really cool
gaming controllers which the custom ones will be here at some point in the future
but currently they're gray that's that's fine that's sick instinct pro
so there's one for you and there's one for when you make a friend now i have
the the motivation this better blow my
mind for how much work it was oh
okay that's pretty cool that's awesome
okay that's awesome it might be worth it it is worth it ah it's pretty cool wait
what how do you want your camera position do you want like off to the side or like what's your camera jam yeah
i mean i for the longest time i just had it facing me that's just because i was
using a webcam but i would probably prefer it off to the side oh perfect well we can do that okay wonderful
where's my last um thingamabober get in
there
that's pretty damn adjustable yeah okay
camera's here yeah and then i've decided your mic lives over here when you're not
using it yeah that's fair uh oh oh oh gosh jesus christ oh jesus christ
nick scared
i see you appear in the darkness it turns out you play the stalker role
really well yeah i can't even tell what i'm looking at
here let's see the chair oh it's so funky
how much did this chair cost this chair
this looks designed it is designed oh my god i love it see if it's perfect
we do have to put it inside oh yeah right i'm kind of wanting this in here
what kind of vibes are you feeling about this diaper genie i mean can it covered in
like freaking drywall mud right
like i can't man oh my god more authentic now you have a
chair to collapse in when you realize your house is trash
okay so hold on a second wow why are we putting this on top because it's awesome
i really don't know if i agree with that i fell in love with the meme okay what
is the meme it's for nick what meme that's not a meme no one's ever heard of
monkeys and crazy and that's why it's not even
comfortable it's icky well it's not real because i was
thinking about the animals okay thinking about the animals
will someone please think of the mongolian sheep i can't express how much
i like this it's ridiculous
it matches my hair our cleanup game has devolved somewhat
this always you know when you like clean a room and you're just like yeah
everything must go to help no i'm good
wow never better here we go um
yeah what man okay no no you're good yeah uh no no i
got this one oh my jesus i'll just hold this forever yeah yeah okay
this place is amazing i just want to sleep in here ASUS rog they make pretty
good stuff came through i guess
well thank you for being such a gracious host thank you guys for being so patient
especially our editor thank you yeah thank you guys what time is it it's it's
12 30. it's 12 30 at night i didn't yes even i thought it was like 11 maybe
oh my god i love it you're a liar
i'm not a lawyer shut up
wow that's so adorable you have a gold
play button you know it's not much but i'm working
my way up don't worry you'll get there someday someday you'll be on my level yeah this
is amazing though yeah this turned out really the led strips all work now they
do the chair totally has a totally
yes yeah have you been streaming much in
here got the lens cap on and everything yeah yeah no i have been streaming don't
know what happened to the screen i this is the first time this has happened i
turned it on today and this is what happens uh i'm sure i can fix that for you
that's okay i'm here can i just say that you are delightfully
retro yeah
you write on your hands yeah and then when i wake up in the morning sometimes
it's on my face yeah i do 4 500
uh i owe somebody money don't ask questions
tell me about your funko pops do you do you buy these yourselves or are they
just all simp gifts uh they're summerslam gifts some i bought i have
other ones but i'm a big fan of game of thrones and star wars and stuff um also
i don't think i'm not going to notice this weird thing oh one of my best
friends gave me that i forgot that was covered that makes me sad you know what
it's kind of fun i like it i like it you know i put it on my desk actually
because it kind of fun to play with products like this make me think
just just that's full stop i think it means like slow down with my
creativity you know maybe that's what it means yeah
i think she bought it on an airport
you know what let's find a place of art yeah i actually really like that yeah
yeah okay there we go i like that how's your air conditioning coming it's
there's none it's hot in here also why is obs on
there i haven't turned that on yet chris what are you doing no i haven't turned
it on yet i don't know why it's over there i ask you if you've been streaming
you go yeah i've been streaming i go okay let's open up obs oh i haven't
turned it on yet no but not the tv i haven't turned the tv on like chris
what this camera is not plugged into anything i didn't plug it in and do i
didn't want to wreck it wait so you haven't used it no i haven't
used that yet because i didn't i didn't know how
and i didn't want to screw it up and i didn't expect you guys to be gone for so
long you were gone it's true
i didn't go anywhere that's why this wasn't
this wasn't done this was supposed to be the big it's done it's beautiful reveal
we've been gone for three months
no there's no part three i'm never coming back here
yeah where's the capture card i haven't touched anything i swear i
believe you um all right let's go try and find your capture card okay why are
you bringing me here i don't know you just said let's go get your capture i
don't know where it is i mean it's not here i know wait where
like the boxes are i guess
in the box room obviously look at this this is my spare bedroom um anybody can
stay in here it's really nice um
it's full of boxes yeah oh by the way is my hair better this
time yeah actually i was gonna say when you walked in it looked really good but
i was saving it really yeah it does dennis will be pleased rate it rate my
haircut out of 10. i would give it like a nine a nine wow
wait like is it was this done by a professional cause i see ledges
it's now to a six six out of ten
that's exactly what my wife oh really but from the front
it's pretty decent i found your quest
i have a couple of those yeah i mean gotta have somewhere to enjoy your
step-brother content listen i make a joke
comes back to bite me i have a scandal
i wouldn't even be surprised if you had a horrible horrible scandal pretty much
everyone we've ever collabed with has had some awful baggage he doesn't know
about my other account i don't have another onlychris.com
like what it's just only just me in an empty room on a chair
talking to myself are you actually trying to help are you
yeah i don't know
wow i used to live in the forest this is a
big can of bear spray oh oh there's stuff in drawers are you
sure you didn't put like a capture card in a drawer
i don't there's another camera here can you can you open this drawer
can i open this drawer oh my god
what is it it's a snorkel
wow
definitely not what i thought yeah there's a lot of garbage in here
drawers are not garbage cans tell that to every girl because they
know if there's any girls watching this video
wow you went there i did i know your demo
can't wait for him to open the store it's my mustache drawer oh well this is
terrific i mean you don't have kovid right so
no okay well you know what i
i don't know you have to game
what you have to play a game why because this is supposed to be the
payoff oh okay i'm gonna lose the mustache i think yeah
yeah it's falling off yeah it's more of an eyebrow yeah oh god
unibrow wow
yeah that's a look i really like it all right
we're gonna play lunch lady a game i've never heard of yeah i also haven't
played since september 2021
love it i don't remember the uh controls here
probably w to go forward well yeah but i didn't know if i could turn my
flashlight on or off wait till you see this
this lady she is everything every man dreams of
yeah yeah oh we have a medkit you know
what we will have though is an almost uncut we did take out some particularly
unsavory bits but we'll have an almost uncut version of this upgrade on
Floatplane.com that's an exclusive for our subscribers
there it's gonna be like yeah i think it's like hours long i don't actually
know how long it is it's like really long oh where is she
where is she oh no where is she wow i'm liking this speakers yeah the
speakers are great yeah there she is look at her she's beautiful oh god oh
jesus oh no oh there's no way to get out of here
i forgot about that and i think that's where we're gonna cut
it ladies and gentlemen thank you so much chris this was a fun
collec it was an experience thank you and if you guys enjoyed it i don't know
go watch part one if you haven't already seen it and
failing that you can go watch the Floatplane exclusive which is the
extended uncut version we did have to cut some stuff she's pretty foul
actually i am watch it
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