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i'm not entirely sure how it happened but the tech news was somehow able to

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penetrate my quarantine defenses and now the only way to get rid of it is

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to read it everybody knows that sony has officially unveiled the ps5

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controller and this is our headline story apparently somehow sony has now

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dropped the dual shock naming scheme for their controllers calling the new model

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the dual sense ostensibly because the new controller features haptic feedback

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which of course will be much more different from standard rumble features

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somehow the triggers are also adaptive which means that the tension will change

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depending on whether the context is shooting a gun or drawing a bow the dual

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sense also has a built-in mic for online chat a create button in place of the

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share button and some subtle changes to

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the grip a lot of finger quotes going on here but come on let's be honest it

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looks more like an xbox controller okay there i said it but that's not the only

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thing that comes to mind the design is reminding the internet of everything

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from a tank top to mario's overalls to

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strong bad from home star runner i'm glad we can joke about these things instead of arguing though nice job

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everyone google has finally released the free

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tier for their stadia game streaming service so now anyone can go out and

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create a stadia account and get two free months of stadia pro which allows them

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to play a limited number of free games get discounts on other games and play at

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4k on some devices although resolution

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is actually being limited to 1080p right now due to the kovid 19 pandemic

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while the paid pro tier has already been available for five months the launch of

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stadia basic looks like it's going to be the real test for whether the game

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streaming service can catch on with the general public i mean while getting

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access for free is cool though the list of free games is a little less cool

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being mostly made up of games that have been out for some time i was promised a

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1 000 player battle royale match google and i'm still upset that i don't have it

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and it seems like now that more people are online more often rumors are

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spreading much easier with a little nintendo switch game called cooking mama

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getting caught in the crossfire over the weekend word started spreading that the

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game used players switch consoles to

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mine cryptocurrency this was apparently based on a february press release by an

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unrelated company claiming that the game would feature blockchain technology the

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game's developer first playable has denied the rumors but the rumor mill

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claims that the devs weren't supposed to know that the game mines crypto the fact

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is the claims about crypto mining don't seem to actually be based on any small

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shred of evidence and this all seems to be a grand misunderstanding made worse

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by the game's problems with distribution since its launch in february

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maker maingear has announced the live a ventilator they developed in-house while

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the live was designed in collaboration with a board of advisors composed of

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medical professionals the device is not actually fda approved yet and that might

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be because it actually looks like a pc

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the fda might think it's a late april fool's joke that's in very poor taste

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but apparently it's not borderlands 3 has a new game within a game that can

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help medical research basically the game requires you to match rows of tiles

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which represent micro dna samples wait

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sorry what's that altruism isn't enough of an incentive for you well you'll also

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be rewarded with in-game currency so that you can buy your precious skins and

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so forth right hey skins

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in an attempt to fix their myriad security issues zoom is consulting with

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alex stamos the former chief security officer at

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facebook we were going to write a joke about this

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story but i think we already did it and microsoft

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has released a bunch of new information about gaming on both xbox and Windows a

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beta sdk is being released for the Windows 10 game bar so developers can

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create custom widgets and razer and xsplit have actually released widgets

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alongside the announcement also xcloud is launching in 11 more countries today

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just in time to steal stadius thunder poor google they just can't win finally

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the love story between Windows 10 and Linux continues with the latest Windows

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10 preview featuring integration for Linux files in Windows explorer is this

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exciting for Linux users i'm actually not even sure what is it that you guys

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want do you want Windows to be more accommodating to Linux or do you just

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want it to go away like this episode because it's over come

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back on friday for more tech news but i won't be there i will be at home

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relaxing after the hard work of growing this this beard