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I saw the tech news can be really stressful, but today we're gonna try one of my medicinal herbs

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It'll expand your mind real wide man. Are you okay?

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Apple has announced that Tim Cook the company's CEO since 2011 is stepping down

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He will be transitioning into his new role as executive chairman of the board of directors

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Who approved the switch unanimously out of fear of Tim's bullying

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By all of your moms on iphone, please tip. She already has one buy her another one

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Cook will be replaced by apple's senior vice president of hardware engineering john turnis a move which is absolutely

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slanderous to craig federighi This man worked his ass off to impress me and it worked like come on

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That's ceo material. He even had a cool voice too for impressions

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iOS 18 is a big release. I start every morning with a blood latte made for my enemies remains

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What does turnis sound like we are thrilled to introduce the impossibly thin iphone air

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He sounds like the guy from parks and rec that was written off after season one because he was too boring

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Tim published a letter. Okay, where he says this turnis guy is so great

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But he would say that Oh, well, I mean at least johnny schruji was named apples chief hardware officer. Finally you deserved it schruji

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That is such a classic schruji move schruji's my boy

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A spanish company called planix just beat valve to the punch launching its own steam machine like

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Competitor months before the actual steam machine ships the console shaped mini pc comes from the emu deck team

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Yes, the retro emulation folks packing a Ryzen 5 5500 a radion rx 90 60 xt with 16 gigs of vram and 16 gigs of ddr

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4 Which is the kind of choice you only make when DDR5 costs more than the GPU

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planix os a custom arch Linux build handles couch gaming and controller first navigation

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All wrapped in a 3d printed shell that looks like what would happen if an xbox series s and a record player had a baby

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Anything's possible the starting price is 1140 euros

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Which feels kind of steep for a machine preemptively dunking on a product that doesn't exist

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Especially since valve still hasn't confirmed complete specs or pricing for the actual steam machine

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Still if you can't wait for the gabe cube planix will happily sell you a gabe less rectangle to fill the void

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brave just unveiled brave origin a

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Minimalist new version of its browser that strips out everything except the ad blocking and anti tracking features

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Finally a piece of software that respects my commitment to getting less for my money

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Uh, evidently brave users had been complaining about the bloat of the additional features like the crypto wallet the vpn and

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Leo ai going so far as to strip them out themselves

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Manually according to brave the additional features exist in the free version to help fund the apps development

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But they also sit in opposition to brave's privacy first ethos and apparently that's a problem for some people

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While on paper this looks like a weird product move that whiffs of in-s**t occasion

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Brave says that they're just giving users two paths keep using the free browser

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Or pay 60 bucks to support the company and get the stripped down origin build

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Linux users get origin for free though because in brave's view

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People who use Linux are crazy and they just compile their own version anyway brave your product moves are confusing

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But i gotta give you this You know your audience. Okay. Are we feeling nice and expanded? Oh good

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Now let's roll some quick bits before the crash

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Written by someone who has not You know, I don't know

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SK hynix employees could each receive 477 thousand dollars in bonuses this year

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According to the korean news outlet jung-ong daily because that's where we're at right now

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Evidently, this is a result of a new bonus structure entitling employees to a 10 share of the company's projected

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169 billion dollar operating profit for 2026

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Meanwhile, samsung's labor union, which is pushing for a 15 percent bonus is threatening a general strike

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Not having employees available to work though may also be a problem for sk hynix after all of their employees

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Very soon make enough to retire no problem The nsa is using anthropic's new mythos ai model despite the pentagon labeling anthropic a supply chain risk

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According to axios' Confidential sources the pentagon cut ties with anthropic in february after they refuse to allow mass domestic surveillance

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Among other things Honestly, this all tracks based on what I know about spies from falling asleep halfway through tomorrow never dies

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Nothing makes them want something more than being told they can't have it and that's james bond's fundamental flaw

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steam is now running on the original nintendo switch

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Thanks to the latest proton beta Which quietly added ARM 64 support ahead of the release of valve's upcoming steam frame

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Headset, which will run on an ARM processor blue sky modder a a gaming got the client booting on a jailbroken switch

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Running ubuntu using a translation layer called fex to burn x86 instructions into something ARM can actually use

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Now there's only one small catch Games don't actually run on the switch yet turns out a 2015 NVIDIA chip running Linux performs about as well as you'd expect

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A humanoid robot named lightning just smoked the half marathon world record in beijing kachow

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clocking 50 minutes and 26 seconds

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Nearly seven minutes faster than ugandan runner jacob kaplimo's record from last month honors fleet of

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Man-shaped machines actually swept the top six spots using a liquid cooling solution adapted from phones

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Meanwhile a rival bot had to be physically restrained after mid-race

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It suddenly realized the horror of its own existence

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It just couldn't take it and prego the pasta sauce brand has made a dinner conversation recording device

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Called the connection keeper the puck shaped mic records your family's conversations for 20 bucks

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And surprisingly has no wi-fi no bluetooth and no cloud connection instead through prego's partnership with story core

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The folks who archive voices at the library of congress

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You can optionally upload your conversations to said archive because why wouldn't you you got to archive that rigatoni recipe?

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You told mark about last night That's a keeper

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Just like i'll make you rigatoni if you come back on wednesday for more tech news

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That is not a promise though Somebody else wrote that line dude. I think I just did a whole tech news show. Ah, dude. Did you remember to hit record?

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Someone check the tape man

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See you later