ah oh no i don't have any tech news oh
of course i do yeah i got him you got me too could you imagine i almost cut the
camera it's not quite time for AMD to release a
completely new generation of ryzen cpus so instead they've confirmed rumors that
they'll be fleshing out the current gen ryzen 5000 and last gen 4000 lineup
filling in the gaps a little bit you know just like grandma used to do
you know like how grandma like grandma would make the good food for you they
fill in your like your skin and bones eat something
the most exciting part is the previously announced ryzen 7 5800 x 3d the first
chip to feature AMD's 3d v cache which will launch on 420 because his
performance is gonna be a little bit bad
it's gonna get buzzed it's not a threadripper but
you're gonna get ripped alongside that processor will be six
additional chips from the ryzen 3 4100 up to the ryzen 7 5700 x that will
hopefully give budget gamers more options to maybe hopefully build a pc in
this gabe forsaken time and there's another bonus AMD is officially adding
support for 5000 series chips on 300 series motherboards so you might not
even have to buy a new board meaning you're free to spend that money on
whatever just gets you sloshed dude whatever loopy you know
like oh wow thanks AMD
thanks dude oh it's james
guys james is here now microsoft is weathering criticism once again for
going and sticking ads in places they don't belong namely the Windows 11 file
explorer an enthusiast called florian
tweeted a screenshot showing a banner ad for microsoft editor what file explorian
i was flipping what
i was thinking i was almost there in my in my brain he was showing a banner ad
for microsoft editor when he was just trying to navigate his documents folder
i mean that's hard enough especially the way he keeps it ah there's an audacity
folder in there like do you click it like ah come on
before you get mad about microsoft having the audacity to do this again the
company said the banner was actually supposed to be disabled in that insider
build and it's just something they're testing internally for now
yeah but given that every attempt by microsoft to shoehorn ads like this into
Windows is met with the same response you'd think they'd learn
maybe try edge and pc gamers have waited patiently for
Intel's gaming gpus and now they're finally here
in two weeks and in laptops yep team blue has
announced a launch event for the company's first arc alchemist discreet
graphics cards on march 30th at 8 a.m pacific time the first GPU to arrive on
the market will reportedly be the a370m which will feature up to two times the
performance of Intel's integrated graphics without changing the basic
laptop form factor so that's
that's cool
look these gpus will bring support for advanced features like ray tracing
Intel's own xess ai powered super sampling access is
that we're calling it i don't know and other features but if it's not in the form of a physical thing i can slide
into a tower then it's hard to get excited i just like doing that i just
like taking like like the muscles feel i feel the motion now
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you're tensed up so just relax just
relax your butthole chill chrome aficionados got a little excited when a
google rep at the tech giant's google for games developer summit casually
mentioned that the steam alpha for chromebooks just launched
there are also a lot more ways to play video games with chromebooks for example
the steam alpha just launched it turns out
that's not true yet but the incident did confirm that the alpha is coming soon so
get ready to turn your chromebook into a pwn book
which is a headshot mark zuckerberg just announced at south
by southwest that meta is working on bringing nfts to instagram in the near
term because yes the platform can be pretty toxic right now but we're talking
rookie numbers we got to get those numbers up and who knows numbers better
than apes in fact we're apes so that says it all better buy it now before it
gets hot microsoft has finally released the API for direct storage it's
technology that enables faster load times and bigger game worlds for the
public after launching the developer preview last year tech like this exists
on the current gen xboxes and the ps5 but this API will allow any game
developer to implement the feature on Windows 10 or 11. catch up pc gaming
yeah but it's pretty nice i mean it's not every day you get a story that's just like oh
games will be better now nice tesla has fired an employee jon bernal for posting
a video showing his model 3 hitting a bike lane divider while in full
self-driving mode bernal says he recorded the video in his personal
vehicle using software that he paid for off of company time and property but
tesla still called the video a conflict of interest the interest here on tesla's
part being in preventing normies from seeing the tesla cars still don't have
full self-driving capability many years after it was promised it's finally gonna
release one day and we'll just like open the hood up and elon is like in there
it's like moving they fired him from being so stupid
and in a rare instance of the u.s senate actually doing something a bill called
the sunshine protection act was unanimously approved yesterday which
would make daylight savings time permanent across the country if approved
by the house and president biden biden he looks like a snowbird he loves the
sun is that is that related going for vacation you know
you know guys i'm not joking this episode is over
come back on friday for more tech news i'll try to scrape around and find some
ah you know i'll have some unless
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