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Apple, Google, Microsoft, NVIDIA,

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Snapchat. It's all tech news. Apple began rolling

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out iOS 18 today, which of course means that your iPhone can now vote. Or maybe

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it could have if the much discussed Apple Intelligence came along with the

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update. Unfortunately for Cupertino, California's most prominent rectangle

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peddlers, this has also affected sales of the newly revealed iPhone 16. Somehow

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outlets like The Verge claim that iOS 18 is still pretty cool without all that AI

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no one asked for. For example, RCS support has arrived with read receipts

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and some reactions. Great news for Android users who can now endure

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slightly less bullying from their iPhone owning friends. Just don't mention that

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Android has basically had iOS 18's new home screen customization features for

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like years now and you should be fine. In typical Apple fashion, iOS wasn't the

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only operating system to get some love. macOS 15, aka Sequoia, adds the ability

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to mirror and control your iPhone on your Mac. Even better, improvements have

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been made to the way that Windows snap into position on macOS. And I won't make

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the same joke about that already kind of being a thing on other platforms. iPadOS

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18 is also here, bringing the cool new calculator app with math notes that auto

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solves equations you write down. That was actually mind-blowing to me. Kudos

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to Apple. I don't just hate them. iPadOS is also getting a game mode to improve

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gaming performance, which I'm sure a lot more people care about than the fact

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that Vision OS 2 is rolling out for Vision Pro. Moving on. AMD has

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apparently decided it wants to be like NVIDIA in all the worst ways. Following

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in Team Green's footsteps, CEO Lisa Su has stated publicly that we really are a

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data center first company, which is not only unfortunate for us lowly gamers and

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enthusiasts, it's also apparently bad news for AMD's laptop partners. Chip

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consultancy firm AC Analysis claims that AMD's shift in focus has created a rift

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between it and its OEM partners. Many partners complain about

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miscommunication, unfilled promises, and generally poor treatment. Weirdly, I

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think I got the exact same feedback the last time I was dumped. According to the

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OEMs themselves, this is not the first time they've had issues with AMD. Team

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Red is apparently notorious for its inability to deliver chips either

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quickly or in sufficient quantities. Some manufacturers told German outlet

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ComputerBase that AMD has left billions of US dollars on the table by not being

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able to guarantee order fulfillment. AMD has been saying they can change for

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years, and that is such a team red flag.

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Haha. We were this close to having an Intel-powered PlayStation 6, according

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to an exclusive report from Reuters. The deal would have netted Team Blue an

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estimated 30 billion dollars, but it's not like the company desperately needed

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the work, right? Right? While multiple chip companies

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submitted bids for designing and manufacturing the PS6's processor, it

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all came down to AMD and Intel. Unfortunately, Intel lost for a couple

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reasons. Two sources told Reuters that Intel got into a dispute over profit

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margins that prevented the company from settling on a price with Sony. Another

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reason that Intel lost out to AMD is that AMD made the chip that powers the

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PS5. Choosing Intel for the successor console allegedly would have put Sony's

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usual backwards compatibility at risk.

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Or at the very least made it more expensive for the company to sort the

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feature out. Regardless, Intel lost the chance to make some big money.

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Naturally, they took the next logical step, working for the military. Team

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Blue is set to earn up to three and a half billion dollars thanks to a

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and free shipping. Quick bits, the only news stories guaranteed to be faster

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than other news stories. Or or your money back. An appeals court in

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Washington, D.C. is hearing ByteDance's lawsuit objecting to the upcoming TikTok

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ban as of today, and it can be conveniently streamed in horizontal

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format on YouTube. At the heart of the case is the government's contention that

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TikTok circulates massive amounts of information both true and not, and

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collects data that could potentially be useful to a foreign adversary, cough

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cough, it's China. However, as pointed out by TikTok's lawyers, any supposedly

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secret intelligence the government possesses that proves that the company

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is actually collaborating with the rival government is just that, a secret.

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America is acting a bit like a girlfriend who's furious with you, but

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won't tell you why because you should just know. This morning, Microsoft

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continued their favorite pastime of putting Co-pilot in things. Office apps

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like Word, PowerPoint, and Outlook will get more AI features with Co-pilot in

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Excel now being able to run Python code to make graphs. Couldn't Excel already

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make graphs? I am not an Excel guy. But Microsoft also announced Co-pilot Pages,

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a new document workspace where you and your coworkers can boss Co-pilot around

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together. And that's what's been missing from the whole AI equation.

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Group bullying. Apple has decided to increase the out-of-warranty battery

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replacement fee for iPhone 16 Pro models by 20% compared to the predecessors. And

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that's not the only change coming to iPhone repairs. Apple is extending

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activation lock to individual parts. This means that if a battery from an

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iPhone with activation lock enabled ends up in your device, you'll have to enter

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the Apple ID associated with the phone that part is from. Sounds annoying, but

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apparently in Apple's mind, most iPhones are stolen and sold for parts. So this

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is Apple's way of fighting back in a way that doesn't involve making repair

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cheaper or easier. Hackers have been using a heinous new technique in the

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battle to steal your passwords, being really annoying. Researchers at OA Labs

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discovered a type of attack being actively exploited which traps a user's

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Chrome browser in kiosk mode, forcing it to run in full screen without the

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standard user interface. Presented with a Google login page and seemingly no

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other way to use the computer, users are tempted to just enter their credentials

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and end their suffering. But no, steady

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on, friends. You're better than this. First, try keyboard shortcuts like

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control alt delete, control shift escape, and alt F4. No, that last one is

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not how you check the score in Call of Duty. Those guys were lying to you. I'm

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sorry you had to hear it this way. And the future AI surveillance state is

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going to be awesome, according to Oracle founder and current third richest man in

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the world, Larry Ellison. Lending further evidence to the theory that

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exposure to too much money causes lasting brain damage. Ellison recently

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publicly expressed that being surrounded by cameras and AI agents looking at what

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we're doing will keep us on our best behavior. And that future is coming

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fast. South Korean researchers have apparently developed AI software called

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Deja View that predicts if and when a crime will occur with over 80% accuracy.

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Sadly, it does this by integrating CCTV footage, crime statistics, positioning

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data, and other data, rather than a kitty pool full of psychics. It's a

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reference to the movie. Have you seen the movie? You best be on your best

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behavior and come back on Wednesday for more tech news. If you don't, then the

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AI will know, and it will encode into its training data that you aren't up to

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date with the latest tech news, and that will send an emergency alert straight to

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Larry Ellison. We don't want that. We don't know what he'll do.
