Oh, brother, print me out a new thesis.
We got you a couple new monitors.
Perfect. I'll use that one. Josh, how much should we pay for this?
I want to say it was close to $3,500.
$3,500. Are you? Look at me.
Linus is stupid.
Bitcoin's a future. Technically, Linus paid $600 for it.
We played a game where the guy was either going to donate all of it
or we had to double the amount. So the winning bid for that lot was like $1,360.
What kind of game is that? I don't remember the exact game. You'll have to wait to tune in.
It's called a wallet chicken game. But essentially, the store owner won the game
and he got double what the value was. So he ended up getting $2,700 for maybe 12 to 13 items.
Well, it's for a good cause, right? It's for a good cause, yeah.
The guy was moved. He was to tears at the very end because, I mean, it was inventory that's been sitting around there for
since 2011, 12, 13. It's just stale.
Like, packaging's going yellow. And so, you know, he was quite happy.
All right, but we're getting that sign, right? We got to get the sign.
That's like... Valley, it's on camera. You can't say no now.
What's catching your eye? The Buzz Lightyear. Why do we buy a Buzz Lightyear from a tech shop?
Yeah, it was some ridiculous price that we paid for that Buzz Lightyear.
What's catching your eye? That's not the Buzz Lightyear. The DS XL?
Are you going to steal it? I already did.
Jonathan, what's catching your eye? There's a G4Q right there.
Who could have reviewed a G4Q?
Well, you could. We might do something with it, for sure.
Oh! It's memory lane.
There's another version of Microsoft Office 2007.
Look at this box. Why is there a guitar amp in a computer shop?
Is it good? It's good for beginners, but I used to have one of these many years ago.
Oh, really? Yeah, this is crazy. I just didn't expect to see it.
You're sick. We got a cigarette pack, a Dixie cup, and some nasty-ass orange rind.
We bought this? I f***ing hope not.
I hope not, too. We paid a lovely $150 for this one.
$1100? Sorry, $150. $150?
Yeah, still. Really expensive. Why have we paid that much for it?
I think we got coaxed into it. How many people do we have?
Right now, it looks like we have seven, but most of them are garbage, except maybe two.
Okay. We have i7, I think it's 7th Gen, like 32 gigs of RAM and a 1070 in there.
We got it for 500 bucks. It's an empty intergalactic security system.
Basically, it just talks to you, baby. Yeah, it just talks to you.
Apparently, there's a laser that's in here, and every time you walk past it, it'll make
noise when you walk past it. I don't know how to turn that setting on, but that's what the store owner told us.
So my parents got me a brand new Buzz Lightyear for Christmas last year, and I could have
just waited. 20 plus years later.
20 plus years later. All right, but what's interesting to you?
Oh, man, Christmas train or whatever this is.
Oh, it's the Starbucks Express, baby.
Who needs a fire truck review when we have the Starbucks train review?
This is the way to go. Are we going to get laps tested for this?
Great idea. Some of this is actually okay. There's a brand new A50 gold power supply in there.
It's EVGA, and there's some decent graphics cards in there.
And then Horst is very excited about his Mac. Yeah.
But a lot of it is certified e-ways.
So we just got to sort the good from the bad, and that might take a little while.
Maybe a week or so. I don't know. Guitar amp, though.
That's worth some money. Yeah, which is almost exactly what I anticipated.
But you never really prepare yourself for this.
Are you happy with everything you brought back?
No. I never was going to be. Can you explain to me why there's a Buzz Lightyear and a bunny in a tech shop?
Can you explain to me why we paid $800 for the Buzz Lightyear?
I can't. $800? No, you're joking.
No. $600. What?
$600. Right.
No way. That was $800. It was $600.
Why? Because it was $300, but then Linus lost a bet.
But that's like a $30 toy. I don't know why you're not getting about this.
Linus lost a bet, so we paid more.
I like that we got so many printers, because maybe I can revive a printer video.
Who knows? Right down at my feet here, I like that we got a couple of these things.
We got some like workstation server kind of computers, and I like knowing that we have
those around, because they're fun to play with, and the $69 PC was based on one, so it's
nice to be able to play around with the rest of them.
How much does this cost?
$31,028. A lot of stuff looks like e-waste.
I'm not going to lie. E-waste has value, Arthur.
Have you learned nothing from my time here?
It's been a day. Any updates?
Well, we found a bunch of software, and Jamie took it all.
So we got a hot copy of Windows Vista Home XP Media Center Edition.
We're not going to get rid of any of this stuff. We're going to keep it, because I have a whole pile of Windows in my drawer, just in
case someone needs a copy of old Windows.
Ultimate what we got here. Another copy of Office.
Oh, this is in KERDA.
Very cool. I found another guitar.
Yeah, I found another guitar. This one's even better than the first one.
Are you going to try to band? Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.
Colin's got a 12 string, so, you know, we can play, what can we play with a 12 string?
Living on a prayer, we probably play, you know, so it'll be very fun.
But we have a great keyboard here for Ploof.
I want him to, like, short-circuit this absolute greatness.
It's called Sadie's, but look at this.
You're trying to tell me this isn't a proper keyboard, and just, just...
Every time I press it, I feel like my fingers just need to follow through into a saw trap
so that it can never type on it ever again. It is so bad.
What are you going to steal from this pile? Well, so far I've got this cable sorter and this cable clip.
Cable management is important. Overrated.
It's all good until you have to take it apart.
Please tell me how this makes it harder to take apart.
This makes it much easier to track longer cables.
I mean, you know what else does? The ones that we're coming out with on LTTstore.com.
Oh, got them. Yeah, but I don't have those yet.
No, no one knows. Why don't I have those yet?
I thought we were close, you know?
I'm just finding this to be pretty funny, like, all the connectors you could want.
You've got DisplayPort. You've got printer serial.
You've got PS2 E-SATA.
What is this? I don't know.
Like a fire wire almost, but not quite. Like, it's weird.
I like how the power is still that, like, Dell proprietary power.
I mean, it's got three USB ports and headphone jacks on the side at least, so...
Yeah, I guess it does. It is pretty nice.
What's on the other side? Nothing. Nothing.
Oh, oh, oh, that is a...
That is a good eject button. Look at that eject button.
Was it ejecting though? The laptop.
The laptop. So at my old job, we had Dell business laptops, and everybody's docking station was this.
And so you would just bring your laptop to work, and literally it would connect through this PCI-E port right at the bottom.
And yeah, it was always so satisfying going to a meeting, feeling all corporate-like,
because you're just like, oh yeah, there's a meeting time right there.
Like just... Oh, it's so good.
Of course, ours had like proper HDMI and USB-C on the back, but...
It's crazy to see its first generation, because I was using this only like three years ago.
Overall, am I happy with what we got? Yeah, I think we got a lot of nice legacy stuff.
I think that we're really filling in some of the gaps that we have in our cable bins.
Would I pay $30,000 for it personally? Probably not.
I don't really have $30,000 to spend on a whole shop.
But would I buy some of the cables? Oh yeah, absolutely.
I'd say we got a pretty good haul.
Good luck.