{"video_id":"JxyG0Z8mJ3c","title":"Season 4 Finale! | Why is WAN Late 20","channel":"FP Exclusives","show":"FP Exclusives","published_at":"2026-04-04T14:53:29Z","duration_s":1257,"segments":[{"start_s":1.0,"end_s":5.0,"text":"Hi. Oh, hey, Sammy. You went late.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.0,"end_s":9.0,"text":"Uh, let's have a look. There's also a party over behind us.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.0,"end_s":21.0,"text":"He's got six whole minutes. Six whole minutes? You think he's gonna be late?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.0,"end_s":25.0,"text":"I heard he's gonna shoot with you. Plou told me he's gonna shoot with you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.0,"end_s":29.0,"text":"What shoot? I don't know, some theater room. I was never told about it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.0,"end_s":35.0,"text":"I have an update for you. 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Happy nine years.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":192.0,"end_s":196.0,"text":"Thank you. Congrats. Is he nine years old?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.0,"end_s":199.0,"text":"Apparently. How'd he go? Old.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":199.0,"end_s":202.0,"text":"Time passes, man.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":202.0,"end_s":207.0,"text":"Yeah, we're trying to figure out ways to give you leverage next season.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":207.0,"end_s":210.0,"text":"I thought you were close.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":210.0,"end_s":216.0,"text":"I looked at the score, you were like, damn. I'll rig it for you even more next season.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":216.0,"end_s":219.0,"text":"That sounds good. 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I'm shopping for counterfeit drives on AliExpress.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":322.0,"end_s":331.0,"text":"Who's going to find all the $42, 2025 SSD 990s if I don't do it?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":331.0,"end_s":334.0,"text":"Exactly. Who will buy them if I don't buy them?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":334.0,"end_s":340.0,"text":"You can buy them on the pre-stream.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":340.0,"end_s":346.0,"text":"No, that's crazy. All right, I just need to send a couple more emails.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":346.0,"end_s":350.0,"text":"No, all good. I'm just trying to rig it so you're on there on time.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":350.0,"end_s":353.0,"text":"I'll be there on time. I'm trying my best to rig it for you. You're making it difficult.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.0,"end_s":357.0,"text":"I am not making it difficult. 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Yeah. Like 29? Like, he's at 2, you're at 9. Oh, you're up by 2-9 is really weird. The music's distracting me. That's fair. That is fair. That is fair. I could make it, I could change it over right now and make it golf rules. Yeah, did you see I replied to that comment? Did you know? I didn't know that. Not only was that a bad idea, but it's not even an original idea. I'm trying my best to rig it, man. 2-9, man. I thought he'd do better this time. I know. You're good to start and then just downhill from there. Yeah. How can you make it easier for him? Give him a 10-minute lead every day. No. Can't do that. I gotta rig it, but you make it fair, you know? I guess it has to be fair cheating. Fair cheating. We'll find a way. Sometimes he comes late, but I'm like, you know what, 4-31, that's okay. Yeah, but you gotta, what's the end point of that? What's the end point? That's why you said, okay, he has leeway of like 10 minutes or whatever. I said okay, because then it's 10 minutes. What do they call it in golf now? I'm sure they don't call it the same thing they used to. I don't watch golf. Me either. We'll find a way to give Lions a leg up next season. Eventually, we'll win one and we'll have like, we'll spend $1,000 to get this whole win set to celebrate his victory. No. I feel like that would have to happen if he lost. He's just spending $1,000 with his money. Yeah. Which he's not going to win. He won, so he'll celebrate his own win, you know? What a... How's it going? Oh, you know. Another day, another dollar. That's mine. What the f***? What? That's my phrase. Oh, yeah, because you f***ing invented it, right? Back when hourly wage was actually a dollar. There he is. Three minutes is fair. He's on time. I thought you were going to be late. What's shaking? It's kind of funny because it didn't matter. What didn't matter? Because you lost anyways. Yeah, I lost anyways. You didn't lose this battle, but you definitely lost the war. Nope. The war is not over. The war is quite literally over. The war is never over. Have you seen the score? The war is not over till the end. It just ended. This war ended. We can start a new war. There are two people left. Next week. I'm good. I don't know if I can take today. It's score. It's a blizzard cake. I'll have one, no one has one. You want this one? Good TV here. Give some for the floaties. There you go, floaties. Very nice. Happy nine years. Thank you. Congrats. Is he nine years old? Apparently. How'd he go? Old. Time passes, man. Yeah, we're trying to figure out ways to give you leverage next season. I thought you were close. I looked at the score, you were like, damn. I'll rig it for you even more next season. That sounds good. He already did rig it for you. So it's like, how much help do you need to be able to be competitive? So really, this is on Sammy. I think it's on you entirely. Listen. You're just not competitive. I literally always call you at 4.25. You're like, when's your starting? Zero wins, infinite losses. No real competition. No. Listen, listen. We all know. I almost don't even see a point anymore. We all know that Scrappered Morris is the real trophy. All right, on that note, enjoy when I'm taking my cake. Okay, wow. And eating it too. I get it, I get it. Can I get a thing? I'll take this cake and eat it. I did it. Okay, bye. Gwen's not going to be late. Allegedly. Allegedly? I mean, they have nine minutes. I said that we won't be late today. Why didn't you say that? Linus had nothing shooting all day. Why? Everybody? He's literally upstairs right now, just on his computer. But he's got regular review. He's not doing anything right now. He finished early. Oh. I'm going to get him right now just for you. Are you supposed to go live at 4.30? Yeah. That's when WAN is supposed to start. It is, but I think they've given up. It's the unofficial time. I know it didn't show immediately. I don't like age. It's got eight minutes. He does. He's not late yet. They can also give title thumbnail while before WAN starts. That's crazy. No. That's crazy. You could. Yes, I can head down. I'm going to try to rig it, you know. Look, I'm doing important things here, Sammy. I don't know. I'm shopping for counterfeit drives on AliExpress. Who's going to find all the $42, 2025 SSD 990s if I don't do it? Exactly. Who will buy them if I don't buy them? You can buy them on the pre-stream. No, that's crazy. All right, I just need to send a couple more emails. No, all good. I'm just trying to rig it so you're on there on time. I'll be there on time. I'm trying my best to rig it for you. You're making it difficult. I am not making it difficult. I got seven minutes. I got seven minutes. But you can guarantee to win by sitting there and doing the exact same thing on the other computer. I can guarantee to win by employing the guy who declares the winner. You're kind of cooking there. See, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. You have an inherent conflict of interest. Listen, this whole thing is called interest. I'm making it work. I have updates for you. He's just shopping for RAM on AliExpress. Interesting. That's certainly somewhere by RAM. Sure, bud. All right. You do you. He said he's not going to be late. You can go down here. You can come down here. Do the exact same thing you're doing right now on the WAN set. Yeah, but I'm here. Linus needs to be alone sometimes. Yeah. All right. Well, I guess I'll just wait for Luke. Yeah. Bye. We're just wistfully, like, what is it, the dog's name from Futurama? I will wait for it. No, I'm sad. Be sad, man. 426. You're not late. Nope. You think I'll be late? Yeah. Why? Because you weren't there. You usually don't have 420. That is true. That is true. I'm usually earlier. It's unprecedented times. I was worried. Yeah. Don't be too worried. You're going to lose again. Listen, I think Dan helped you open the door really early. So I think, therefore, I should defraud this week. All right. I should avoid this week for you. You know what? You know what? Just for you. I love wasting company time. No, no, no. Go away. There you go. There you go. Did anyone else open the door on the way here from Labzo? No. There you go. You could be lying. Nope. I would never lie. On that side, why? That means you're lying. This is a super soft one. Ooh. Super soft. They do amazing things over here. Speaking of which, wow. Actually, no way. No way. Wow. It's on display in my house. It is. Oh, same. It's on my shelf. Yeah, yeah. Hi, Linus. See, your paranoia was for nothing. Listen, I just want to make sure you're on time. Oh, yeah. He was all like, Linus, oh no. You're going to lose and I really want to rig it for you. And I was like, don't worry, brother. I'm always on time. Definitely, we're late. I'm not late. We're supposed to be starting. I'm not late. We're supposed to be live on YouTube at 4.30. You don't even like on wizard time. I'm on wizard time. I don't think so. You missed your own flight. You miss a flight? My own flight. He's not even on wizard time, man. He's not even there when he needs to. Well, I was where I meant to be when I meant to be there. I just, my passport wasn't. Oh. That's the first thing I just grabbed. I was triple checked before I leave my house. Every five minutes I check. I've been there. Yeah, I knew he would have nothing to say. I can't judge. He's got nothing. I'm judging. There's lots of things that Luke could rub in my face. That ain't one of them. I've been good for a while, but there was a point in time there. The worst one, which I'm sure has been a story that's been told before, but probably not in a long time, was when Linus had to come wake me up. What? For a flight. Like banging on like basement window. Oh my God. Dude! It was already going to be tight before I had to backtrack to come get him. We heard him to throw his clothes on. We barely made that flight. How did you know he didn't wake up? Well, because he was supposed to come to my house and carpool with me. Waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting. And I was calling and calling and calling. I don't remember why, but it wasn't the kind of thing that I could just go without him. For one reason or another. I don't even know where we were going. I don't know where we were going. I'm sure that the story is on WAN Show somewhere. Yeah. And it would have been fresher in our minds. Okay. This one person that members it and they're going to link it in the comments. Yeah. I'll pin that one comment. Shout out. Shout out to that person. All right. Well, enjoy WAN. We will enjoy WAN. Bye. Are we doing that thing or no? Yes. I have to, but like this is like the thing, you know, where I like walk away and then I Oh, okay. Bye. Okay. Bye. Why so early? We might start early. I just came down because I thought down with you here. I'm here just in case people are being very wishy-washy on the start time. Snip snap. Snip snap. So I'm just here. I'm going to work on set and if we can start early, I'd love to start early. My face is like very frozen right now. Can you tell? No. It looks fine. You can't tell. I'm going to smile as big as I can without opening my mouth. Oh, I can kind of see it. Okay. That's it. You go dentist? Yeah. Oh, okay. That's what I'm going to say. I can't feel anything. You wouldn't need it on there. Yeah. So it's going to be interesting. He told me I should be fine by the time the show starts, but I told him the show starts at 6. So if we start early, we'll see. It's better than it was, but yeah, it's still pretty frozen. Do you want me to go look for Dan? I don't know. I don't know when we're going to start. I can ask somebody if we can start early. I think we can start early. I want to start early. I will find the people responsible so we can start early. Nice. I posted the thing like we don't need the doc to be done. No. I looked through it earlier. There's a lot in the doc. We can go for quite a while based off within the doc. We can start with full-time announcements. That'd be great. I mean, even just the Discord topic alone has like so many notes. We can start whenever. I think he died. Hello Linus? Hi. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Hi. You're on speaker with me, Luke and Dan. Luke is saying he's down to do an early start because the doc doesn't need to be completely done when the show starts. Okay. I'm still working on... We'll never know what he's working on. We'll never know. He's working on something. Yeah. Hi. No, okay. Alright, cool. Okay. I'll face you, Luke. There we go. Nice. And now I have to walk around. So one challenge is that there are a bunch of kids in the room right now that they could be loud and annoying. Also, this just froze. Can you guys still hear me? Yeah. We can hear you. The video on our side just froze because Teams is quality software. Okay, cool. Speaking of quality software, I'm trying to get this razor piece of software called virtual... You just cut out called virtual something? Virtual ring light. It lets you use your display as kind of like a soft light, theoretically, but it doesn't open. Oh. It doesn't open. Something's happening with his mic, man. Razor virtual ring light. Okay. At least you're resolving this now so then you don't have to fix this at six o'clock. Okay, I like the positives. Yeah. I have to restart. Okay. Bye. Also, I'll call the restart. Dab, dab. What? I called the intro. Oh. Oh. Yeah, you did call it. I did. Always turn it on and off. That's always the answer. Yeah. Getting those waves working is really annoying, to be honest. Is it really? Yeah. Once they're working, it's great, but getting them working in the first part can be very frustrating. I don't think Lions will be calling us anytime soon, so I'm going to leave. Goodbye. Okay, bye. Enjoy your WAN shows. Thank you. Bye. All right, thanks. Yeah. Goodbye. Hi. Yeah, hi. WAN, WAN, WAN Lake. Uh, uh, uh. Almost there. Uh. Seven minutes till late. Seven minutes. This is the final season of episode, final episode of season whatever. Uh. I don't know what season. Who's the, who's the, what's the score? I don't know, but I know Luke won. It's my number. Okay, so you failed that. Huh? So you failed that? Yeah. I try my best to rig it. Next, next season I'll go even harder on rigging it. Unless he's here. Speak of the devil. What's up? The devil, you say? Yeah. That you. Oh, I'm first. After that. You're in first. For the final episode of the season. You are first. This is the final episode? Of the season. Of the season. Listen, I reset it to give you a chance every time. Nice. Thank you. I do my best. Oh. It's tired. Thank God it's Friday. The Ninth of Morse will end though. Oh yeah, it's true. I got to shoot the fire truck video there. And then Sunday either wake up early for the Olympics. Nobody wants to get up at, be ready to watch at 5.10. So we're going to start at 6.10. And then watch with a tape delay. Because that seems way smarter. Yeah. You should be not be looking at social media. No, I won't. It won't. Oh yeah, I'm not going to be looking at social media at 5.30 in the morning anyway. So it's a non-issue. You don't look at social media when you first wake up in the morning? I don't wake up at 5.30 in the morning. So that's part of it. You don't look at your phone in the morning? Yeah, I look at my phone in the morning. But I don't have any notifications from any social media apps. I'll ping you at 4 in the morning then. You will not. How dare you? You think I won't? How dare you? Schedule message. I'm going to do three schedule messages. How dare you? Send me an air table schedule message. It won't work. Oh wait, you can't. It's just been down to that. You know what though Dan? I see the air table outage today and the amount of upset over it as validating. Because if air table wasn't useful, then no one would be upset that it was down. Yes, exactly. Yes, exactly. But. Success for the N4 team. It's still like, affects our entire business. So. Went some loose up? I didn't say it was optimal. Just said it was validating. Back to pen and paper if it goes down again. Well, thankfully, I, thankfully I sync everything with Google Calendar so we didn't lose too much of our production schedule, but it's still like. You're not going to talk about the nice decoration? Oh yeah, Chinese New Year. You're not even Chinese. Did you decorate this? No, this is not for Chinese New Years. It's for the Year of the Horse. That's Chinese New Year. What are you even talking about? I thought. I thought you were Chinese. No. What the f**k? North Korean. Yes. It seems like Song Yun or something. It seems. What's your Korean name? I forget. Don't worry about it. No, no. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say look it up. Okay, this is what happens. I'm going to say it. You're going to say it incorrectly. I'm going to tell you it's great even though it's incorrect. Okay. This happens every time. It's Song Chan Yu. Song Chan Yu. Oh, it's actually good. I mean, I'm just parroting. I compare it. I did that thing with Andy years ago when we got our Billy Billy play button. Where he had me like read a statement in Chinese, like thanking our Billy Billy viewers. And people were so confused because we shot it in like extremely short chunks. Like like three to six syllables at a time. And they were like, oh, he's like speaking serviceable Chinese. But I was just like, like, like repeat after me, just like parroting what he said. That's hard. That's a hard skill. A lot of people can't do that. No, I mean that. I mean, it's not hard compared to actually learning to speak a language. That's for sure. No, I think it's much harder. Dude, am I going to win today? You might win. You're going to win today. I'm going to win today. You might win. I'm going to win today. It's going to be good. It's going to be great. You can choose a title while you're. Oh yeah, we could totally do that. It's going to be trying to be optimal for the day. Right? First time ever. Oh, that's not true. I think he's a pretty efficient minded person. I just, I just, I just pretend to look efficient. I act. Oh, here we go. All right. What do we got? Didn't discuss. YouTube went down. AirTube went down. Google finally listened to me. One minute, 45 seconds. Walk slow. I can't see him, but he's walking very fast. Oh, this is, this is slow mo guys. Nice haircut. Thank you. How you doing brother? Good brother. How are you doing? Never better sir. Congrats on winning season whatever for why when late. Oh yeah, sounds good. Do we only have one sponsor for WAN Show today? Yeah, form takeover. Beating up a child. Really? What? Wait, that's too carcy. Why would you know what beating up a child is like? I just imagine. Everybody's done it. Why would you be imagining beating up a child? He's not a billionaire. I'm trying to. Oh man. Beating up, not off. I, I, I wish it was beating up children if it was in the news. I feel like that would be better. That would be a lot better. That would be a much better. Alright, well on that note, enjoy WAN. See you on the Wail Land. See you on Monday. Are you not coming to Wail Land? Oh yeah, I'll probably stop by tomorrow to test the mic so that's better. See you on Wail Land then. Bye."}