WEBVTT 00:00:00.760 --> 00:00:08.440 okay so today we're going to be unboxing a Robot Chicken calendar we are 00:00:05.799 --> 00:00:14.559 welcoming the new year with some sort of weird off-color humor with various 00:00:11.040 --> 00:00:17.480 action figures and you know models of 00:00:14.559 --> 00:00:20.840 stuff so on the back it says we combine equal parts old school stop motion 00:00:19.119 --> 00:00:26.720 animation merciless parody of TV movies pop culture and celebrity and the Twisted lunacy of co-creators and geek 00:00:23.920 --> 00:00:29.279 God Seth Green and Matthew SEI and you have Robot Chicken the Darkly blah blah 00:00:28.199 --> 00:00:35.320 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah okay it's a keyboard I mean it's not a keyboard what am I saying I just unboxed 00:00:32.320 --> 00:00:37.680 a keyboard so now I am unboxing a 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:41.360 calendar this doesn't actually belong to me it actually belongs to one of my 00:00:39.320 --> 00:00:46.199 co-workers who you may or may not know who he is but is he's Teran and he 00:00:44.160 --> 00:00:50.920 bought this the other day when they went on sale right after Christmas because 00:00:49.039 --> 00:00:54.920 buying a calendar Before Christmas is seriously like stupid unless you're 00:00:52.640 --> 00:01:00.440 buying it as a gift because they're so expensive okay so the first page is 00:00:58.840 --> 00:01:06.960 September October nov nember and December of 2009 we have a robot lifting 00:01:04.040 --> 00:01:13.600 a closed dryer all right and then we have an alien in a funky uh suit made of 00:01:11.080 --> 00:01:16.360 like chain mail or something okay cool now I don't actually watch the show so 00:01:15.200 --> 00:01:22.200 I'm not going to get a lot of these references but I do know that this is the weird scientist in at the beginning 00:01:19.880 --> 00:01:28.280 in the intro and this is the Robot Chicken okay so here we have for January 00:01:25.240 --> 00:01:31.240 the Robot Chicken telepon all right so 00:01:28.280 --> 00:01:36.439 and then there's uh one of the creators who is laying out for us which is very 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:42.320 nice of him okay we have Martin Luther King Day New Year's Day awesome so 00:01:39.119 --> 00:01:44.759 February we have an alien answering the 00:01:42.320 --> 00:01:49.640 telephone all right and then we have a robot apparently making love to a 00:01:46.759 --> 00:01:54.680 blender but that may be taken out of context okay next we have a guy riding a 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:59.439 unicorn and yeah okay okay there's nothing 00:01:57.600 --> 00:02:04.039 particularly creepy or entertaining about that but I've heard the show is 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:06.799 very funny I have seen a few oh okay we 00:02:04.039 --> 00:02:11.440 have a raging carrot excellent that's for April that must be April fools or 00:02:09.679 --> 00:02:16.680 actually April fools day isn't on this calendar go figure April the 1st not 00:02:14.519 --> 00:02:21.080 there okay we have the mad scientist down in the bottom corner here and the 00:02:19.200 --> 00:02:25.560 cameraman is like totally not looking at that in the bottom corner here here 00:02:23.040 --> 00:02:32.720 there you go mad scientist okay and then we have oh we have a some kind of gummy 00:02:29.480 --> 00:02:36.239 bear with its foot caught in a bear 00:02:32.720 --> 00:02:39.200 trap that is mildly amusing okay then we 00:02:36.239 --> 00:02:44.280 have him swearing okay he's quite upset that his foot is caught in the bear trap 00:02:41.720 --> 00:02:48.879 and then we have the robot making love to a truck okay or lifting it okay the 00:02:46.959 --> 00:02:53.920 cameraman says go faster this isn't that interesting okay chickens uh being 00:02:51.400 --> 00:03:00.159 interrogated okay and then we have that funky alien with the suit all right 00:02:56.440 --> 00:03:03.040 that's June then July we have uh George 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:08.120 Washington I think with an American flag cape and a musket standing on a rock 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:13.000 okay and then we have a guy in a poncho okay that's July and then for August 00:03:10.519 --> 00:03:18.200 which is my birthday month we have a giraffe in quicksand and he can't get 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:23.280 out uh-oh and then in the bottom we have a Robot Chicken okay in September this 00:03:21.480 --> 00:03:28.200 is when you go back to school so we got a guy in his school letters here and 00:03:25.519 --> 00:03:33.560 it's a robot okay and then we have two kind of uh oldies looking couple and 00:03:31.640 --> 00:03:39.319 then we have the mad scientist with the chainsaw next we 00:03:37.040 --> 00:03:43.080 have I don't know what this is but it seems to be zombies zombies of other 00:03:41.720 --> 00:03:48.519 stuff that we've seen throughout the rest of the calendar this is the guy who was riding the Unicorn that guy right 00:03:46.640 --> 00:03:53.120 there okay and then at the bottom we have him again in a top hat top hats are 00:03:50.920 --> 00:03:58.000 very fashionable apparently all right then we have Dorothy from The Wizard of 00:03:55.239 --> 00:04:02.560 Oz and it's that guy again I don't know who that guy is but now we have the RO 00:04:00.040 --> 00:04:08.879 making love to a gas pump okay and then oh we have a cross 00:04:06.439 --> 00:04:12.720 between Santa and Frosty that is actually kind of creepy 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:17.239 looking you should like zoom out so you can see this whole thing it's like yeah 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:21.919 it's Santa eating a cookie and drinking milk but it's Frosty the Snowman very 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:25.720 scary okay and then for December we have yet another Robot Chicken thank you for 00:04:23.400 --> 00:04:31.120 checking out my unboxing of the Robot Chicken 2010 calendar Happy New Year