okay so today we're going to be unboxing a Robot Chicken calendar we are
welcoming the new year with some sort of weird off-color humor with various
action figures and you know models of
stuff so on the back it says we combine equal parts old school stop motion
animation merciless parody of TV movies pop culture and celebrity and the Twisted lunacy of co-creators and geek
God Seth Green and Matthew SEI and you have Robot Chicken the Darkly blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah okay it's a keyboard I mean it's not a keyboard what am I saying I just unboxed
a keyboard so now I am unboxing a
calendar this doesn't actually belong to me it actually belongs to one of my
co-workers who you may or may not know who he is but is he's Teran and he
bought this the other day when they went on sale right after Christmas because
buying a calendar Before Christmas is seriously like stupid unless you're
buying it as a gift because they're so expensive okay so the first page is
September October nov nember and December of 2009 we have a robot lifting
a closed dryer all right and then we have an alien in a funky uh suit made of
like chain mail or something okay cool now I don't actually watch the show so
I'm not going to get a lot of these references but I do know that this is the weird scientist in at the beginning
in the intro and this is the Robot Chicken okay so here we have for January
the Robot Chicken telepon all right so
and then there's uh one of the creators who is laying out for us which is very
nice of him okay we have Martin Luther King Day New Year's Day awesome so
February we have an alien answering the
telephone all right and then we have a robot apparently making love to a
blender but that may be taken out of context okay next we have a guy riding a
unicorn and yeah okay okay there's nothing
particularly creepy or entertaining about that but I've heard the show is
very funny I have seen a few oh okay we
have a raging carrot excellent that's for April that must be April fools or
actually April fools day isn't on this calendar go figure April the 1st not
there okay we have the mad scientist down in the bottom corner here and the
cameraman is like totally not looking at that in the bottom corner here here
there you go mad scientist okay and then we have oh we have a some kind of gummy
bear with its foot caught in a bear
trap that is mildly amusing okay then we
have him swearing okay he's quite upset that his foot is caught in the bear trap
and then we have the robot making love to a truck okay or lifting it okay the
cameraman says go faster this isn't that interesting okay chickens uh being
interrogated okay and then we have that funky alien with the suit all right
that's June then July we have uh George
Washington I think with an American flag cape and a musket standing on a rock
okay and then we have a guy in a poncho okay that's July and then for August
which is my birthday month we have a giraffe in quicksand and he can't get
out uh-oh and then in the bottom we have a Robot Chicken okay in September this
is when you go back to school so we got a guy in his school letters here and
it's a robot okay and then we have two kind of uh oldies looking couple and
then we have the mad scientist with the chainsaw next we
have I don't know what this is but it seems to be zombies zombies of other
stuff that we've seen throughout the rest of the calendar this is the guy who was riding the Unicorn that guy right
there okay and then at the bottom we have him again in a top hat top hats are
very fashionable apparently all right then we have Dorothy from The Wizard of
Oz and it's that guy again I don't know who that guy is but now we have the RO
making love to a gas pump okay and then oh we have a cross
between Santa and Frosty that is actually kind of creepy
looking you should like zoom out so you can see this whole thing it's like yeah
it's Santa eating a cookie and drinking milk but it's Frosty the Snowman very
scary okay and then for December we have yet another Robot Chicken thank you for
checking out my unboxing of the Robot Chicken 2010 calendar Happy New Year