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okay so today we're going to be unboxing a Robot Chicken calendar we are

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welcoming the new year with some sort of weird off-color humor with various

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action figures and you know models of

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stuff so on the back it says we combine equal parts old school stop motion

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animation merciless parody of TV movies pop culture and celebrity and the Twisted lunacy of co-creators and geek

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God Seth Green and Matthew SEI and you have Robot Chicken the Darkly blah blah

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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah okay it's a keyboard I mean it's not a keyboard what am I saying I just unboxed

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a keyboard so now I am unboxing a

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calendar this doesn't actually belong to me it actually belongs to one of my

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co-workers who you may or may not know who he is but is he's Teran and he

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bought this the other day when they went on sale right after Christmas because

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buying a calendar Before Christmas is seriously like stupid unless you're

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buying it as a gift because they're so expensive okay so the first page is

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September October nov nember and December of 2009 we have a robot lifting

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a closed dryer all right and then we have an alien in a funky uh suit made of

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like chain mail or something okay cool now I don't actually watch the show so

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I'm not going to get a lot of these references but I do know that this is the weird scientist in at the beginning

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in the intro and this is the Robot Chicken okay so here we have for January

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the Robot Chicken telepon all right so

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and then there's uh one of the creators who is laying out for us which is very

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nice of him okay we have Martin Luther King Day New Year's Day awesome so

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February we have an alien answering the

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telephone all right and then we have a robot apparently making love to a

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blender but that may be taken out of context okay next we have a guy riding a

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unicorn and yeah okay okay there's nothing

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particularly creepy or entertaining about that but I've heard the show is

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very funny I have seen a few oh okay we

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have a raging carrot excellent that's for April that must be April fools or

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actually April fools day isn't on this calendar go figure April the 1st not

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there okay we have the mad scientist down in the bottom corner here and the

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cameraman is like totally not looking at that in the bottom corner here here

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there you go mad scientist okay and then we have oh we have a some kind of gummy

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bear with its foot caught in a bear

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trap that is mildly amusing okay then we

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have him swearing okay he's quite upset that his foot is caught in the bear trap

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and then we have the robot making love to a truck okay or lifting it okay the

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cameraman says go faster this isn't that interesting okay chickens uh being

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interrogated okay and then we have that funky alien with the suit all right

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that's June then July we have uh George

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Washington I think with an American flag cape and a musket standing on a rock

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okay and then we have a guy in a poncho okay that's July and then for August

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which is my birthday month we have a giraffe in quicksand and he can't get

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out uh-oh and then in the bottom we have a Robot Chicken okay in September this

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is when you go back to school so we got a guy in his school letters here and

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it's a robot okay and then we have two kind of uh oldies looking couple and

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then we have the mad scientist with the chainsaw next we

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have I don't know what this is but it seems to be zombies zombies of other

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stuff that we've seen throughout the rest of the calendar this is the guy who was riding the Unicorn that guy right

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there okay and then at the bottom we have him again in a top hat top hats are

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very fashionable apparently all right then we have Dorothy from The Wizard of

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Oz and it's that guy again I don't know who that guy is but now we have the RO

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making love to a gas pump okay and then oh we have a cross

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between Santa and Frosty that is actually kind of creepy

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looking you should like zoom out so you can see this whole thing it's like yeah

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it's Santa eating a cookie and drinking milk but it's Frosty the Snowman very

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scary okay and then for December we have yet another Robot Chicken thank you for

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checking out my unboxing of the Robot Chicken 2010 calendar Happy New Year