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many YouTubers are fighting each other but where is Linus is he scared or is he simply just a nerd how to answer that question I am going to fight him that's not funny so I think it's pretty funny I want to do that what's the state you want well we already agreed on Stakes off camera the stakes are simple Dennis damaged my house so if I win he owes me eight hours of housework to make up for it and if he wins I will do the same I already picked out what you're gonna do why are you so confident we stripped all the carpet off of our cat tree here we're gonna cut up the new carpet put it on there it's a lot harder than it sounds and there's power tools so you could conceivably staple your hand why would you smiling talking about me hurting myself lens is confident is infuriating I have to believe that I will turn that smile into crying face before I believe myself off I need to check if anyone believes me are you going to give all the fight I call it a beating you're gonna get your uh your ass handed to you my vote is for Linus if I see you sign it it's done you change your voice that's enough I'm gonna beat your husband up good luck I've seen Linus play badminton he moves very very fast have you seen me move I've seen you grab lunch well we have all of the votes in looks like majority of them have been Fried by Linus however I have a plan idea crew research was staying Lannister's house he got black belt just in case that was not costume I'm gonna send out camera Andrew to follow him to his class so I can study him okay Andrew is back with the footage okay wow actually looks pretty powerful I can see he definitely has a martial background but his skill side ugh it's okay I think I feel a lot better well lucky for me I have a black belt but I haven't done it for almost 20 years from where I've served I will need a little bit more training before I fight like this thank you today we are now at Chang's Taekwondo in Langley and we have an instructor Tori to help me to refresh my black belt skills this is the person he does some sort of martial art but not Taekwondo you always don't want to you know cause too much harm on the opponent but this time we do want to cause harm harm that is making us safe underground I'm living ground he will be on the ground after this how do you think so far yeah so far I can see your power honestly well we got through all the color Bell kicks I really you're right at that level now I am I am okay the refreshment class is over we're gonna do a little smiling and see how many more classes I need ready go ah wait wait wait wait wait wait obviously I probably need more classes what do I need to improve definitely number one cardio the few more classes you should be ready for Atlantis I came back for more classes but for some reason they were full of children I think this is a better start for you based on what I saw and just to be careful I think we should start this level for now after days of training I've learned some takedown techniques and have definitely increased my pain tolerance well Taekwondo is obviously not enough to fight liners I got Glory kickboxer Josh Johnson here is Josh Johnson he's got teaching me how to do kickboxing as well just do a little upgrade oh my God okay that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna be like that we want to punch him okay okay yeah that's right yeah it's important we're fighting to have the conditioning to be able to get through the fight and the stamina well you got three minutes okay pace yourself nice and relax on your toes I flat feet only one minute left let's go let's go let's go now opponent has played badminton every week for years I have a lot catching up to do do you think I have a chance uh from from the skipping I don't know man come on you're gonna have to get your cardio up three two and one oh good you're ready down there so you're gonna do push-ups what yeah push-up let's go a little bit lower come on a little bit lower and wait eight oh come on hey hey I can't breathe you can I can't deep breath you're gonna start running man you're not going to get yourself tired you're not gonna get through three rounds oh wait wait he's bringing out the big black one oh good good accuracy okay nice one your kicks are pretty good man and go boom boom bomb rest good job to be honest his skill especially for his kicks and everything is not too bad so I would probably rate those about six his cardio I'd have to give it a one yeah your cardio needs work do you have confidence in me I think you can do it thank you I don't know how many rounds you can get through though all I know is I really have to improve my cardio that's it all the way up that's it that's it no keep on so that's it like good job every muscle in my body is screaming all I want is to give up two more two more two more but as I imagine Linus laughing at me I find my hidden power the cardio is definitely an issue so hopefully he can finish this guy early as long as he has that kind of drive and determination he has at the end there I think he'll be okay well obviously those training's still not enough so I'm today here with Lance to learn some craft Maka this guy is crazy if he's trying to cheat let's be realistic he might probably he might he might have a uh yeah he might and my first thing is going to be again redirection okay okay yeah turn around get in the truck get in the truck truck what truck okay but don't get in the truck don't you get a truck right because once you get in the truck your chances of Defending yourself go down no no no getting into the wall turn around get against the wall don't do it don't do it don't do it you're strong on me right yes yes you got it yeah and a little roundhouse kick yeah and then you just shot me which is a No-No to be honest the chance of blindness pulling out any weapons is low but what I really have to overcome is fear so Lance decided to turn the taser on I just think it would be so great if you did a good technique face your fears and then you're ready for Linus oh it's I don't like that heavily delicious popcorn thanks to sizzle popcorn for sponsoring this video are you still eating this high sugar crab it's so good though no that's bad Sizzle popcorn is a healthier option and they offer six different flavors cheddar ketchup maple syrup Mexican chili salt and vinegar lightly salted man stop that's heavily salted take a snap Rack or see the popcorn while you're stocking your boss in a parking lot oh watching him getting punched they currently ship to the U.S Canada and the UK save 10 on your first purchase by using it called lettuce at stizzle popcorn.com or check out the link below yummy we are only a few days before the fight my cardio doesn't seem going anywhere and I felt this these are the foods athletes should avoid but Linus is going to eat exactly that he might gain some weight and like slow him down a little bit I got Yvonne accidentally by lots of iced tea and pizza for him but they had a really good deal and just like that he has fell into my trap oh good because there's lots and I got Maria to bring him some homemade ice cream cake so I made this cake yesterday oh it's a Colombian recipe you can eat it oh my God whenever you want at the same time I'm having my healthy diet after a week of training I'm undefeatable now the time has come that's right ladies and gentlemen we are live broadcasting the channel super fight number one 2022 event of the Year Dennis Liao versus Linus the bastard Sebastian ladies and gentlemen here it is the moment you've all been paid for Welcome to the first ever and hopefully the last LTT garage match fight series this fight is three one minute rounds in the Taekwondo mixed martial arts welterweight division introducing first in the blue corner he stands five feet seven inches tall weighing in at 170 pounds the most trustworthy Pro there is the hero of hot takes Linus drop 10 tips Sebastian and across the ring in the Red Corner at five feet six inches tall weighing in at 150 pounds the most minimalist man at LMG the Taiwanese tornado Dennis live Dennis definitely winning style points for being a showman over Linus that's not what the screwdriver is for and this is the point system because this is protekondo Taekwondo mixed martial art if you to take down it would be two points if you cross over the Blue Line you're losing one point all right ladies and gentlemen it's the moment we've been waiting for it it's me round one begins Dennis surprisingly getting ring dominance early on here and it's Linus on the back foot relax Dennis relax oh some words from Dennis's corner here tell him to relax relax I'm switching his stance he's coming with these oh Eliza is doing strikes here wow Dennis is doing quite an aggressive play oh counter punches from Linus now some of those strikes are on the shoulders no points for that has to land on the pass it was fun sorry one point one point one point Dennis might be gassing himself out here alone lots of leg kicks a lot of spinning kicks too Lions put a lot of force behind that one he's trying to kill Dennis I think that's the factor oh he just punched into the face heads up head punch shoulder here we go he's already out of breath he's breathing heavily through the mouth and even clutching his own Taurus his posture is changing he's leaning forward a little bit more Linus appears to be breathing through the nose still his mouth is mostly closed in us in a rice work you oh great Dennis has stepped out of the ring giving Linus a well-deserved Point let's go one point Dennis is already wishing this round was over this seems to be a violation of the rules I don't think competitors are allowed to just uh take a timeout come on if I just scored that round I would obviously give it to line as he is ahead in points I think a factor I didn't even consider is that even though it is a strike only match Linus has the strength factor and I think those strikes will hurt a little bit more on Dennis everyone knows short legs equals strong kicks and that's Linus right now you're chasing with that fact Dennis receiving some training tips during the match Linus back on his feet he's got the oxygen in his luck are you bleeding oh I was biting it too hard oh yeah he didn't hit me okay part of the problem is he has his hands down so low it's actually really difficult to go for a body shot so I'm thinking maybe I'll go for like some takedown see if I can get his hands up a little bit oh all right the beautiful round person is coming out showing us the round let's see if our next one sizzles right away that's a big energy burner oh it's a backfire we actually grabbed on to Dennis while falling trying to grab it Den is giving the middle finger the crowd uh because he's just a little too excited oh yes Sami make me laugh angry terrible tactical and again Dennis is trying to buy time Linus is looking angrier than he was before trying to feel out his opponent oh gosh does that count as a takedown did Linus pull his leg out from under him actually looks like you can see last leg buckling a little bit when Dennis's ass is in midair looking at the other camera here oh my God he's bum dropping right on Linus's legs oh no Linus's leg looking like it takes a weird bend that can't be good but he doesn't appear very fast he actually did put his hand down and looked like he was stumbling after this is hurt oh do you need something are you okay did your knee come out I lift them up I came down on my knees oh no shoot this wasn't the kind of injury I was hoping for no just give me a minute Lions confirming that Dennis did land on his knee Linus was rubbing the affected area now that that must mean that it's actually painful he's rubbing it so that he doesn't feel the sharp pain as much oh I feel bad no I can't I shouldn't feel bad he can kick with the affected leg but he can't plant and spin on it interesting let's see if he pulls a Karate Kid and tries the crane looks like he's fighting through the pain here are you sure like this no no no okay why are you so angry okay it wasn't it wasn't me okay it wasn't me you cannot be so angry it's not me Dennis trying to press his advantage and finish the fight here extended break gave Dennis a chance to regain some energy Dennis trying to escape the leg grab with a 360 spin yes oh the oxygen Dennis is now fully out of oxygen this could be a problem delaying again put that mouth guard in the ref really should start getting to Maris for this something shoulder though there you go Linus is back in this fight with a couple points two point two points Dennis trying to catch his breath one more time oh in through your nose this is very tired if you take more time you lose your match the ref finally intervening oh mine's coming to the spin kicks he got the hit Dennis is losing his guard who does not have the strength or the cardio to keep his arms up where they belong it was a weak kick but as long as it lands that's all that matters oh poking around the back that time that's not going to count more punches here that's awarded a point for Dennis's punch Landing squirrel no punching to the Head punch to the base no punching to the face Dennis stalling again come on Dennis has the cardio of a geriatric slug I think he's fighting through the pain oh come on a much more explosive round in the second one it's a close fight overall though David anything can happen in the third round this is when the fighters really need to show their stuff off and seal the deal unable to take Linus to the ground trying to take the chair to the ground imagine you have the chance to kick Sarah coming in for the motivational speaker dreamed of this oh every night exactly not gonna lie that really hurts why is his hair is coming over the top that's very cool full weight came down on my knee from the side I have an existing injury it's been feeling pretty good lately but that was a bit of a blow to my ability to be aggressive dude yeah no kidding he's very tired you've got that at least going for you yeah crowd really getting into this fight now they're gonna move those hips slash it away then Fighters you stay it's me uh Dennis doesn't seem to have the strength to hold his arms up he is resting them real close to his body yeah you can see he's is he conserving energy here oh he's not able to spin back the full 360. he kind of got stuck at the 180. Lanza oh I can't his groin is warmed up pushed out of the ring one more time I'm praying for life line is gloating about that no point why no point he likes that so let's go Dennis is wishing he could lay down and die here Linus trying to draw out an attack Dennis apparently doesn't have the balls to get a foul on this up fantastic grapple by Linus looks like Linus is trying to bend Dennis's leg I think Linus is starting to get a little bit worried about the points and is just gonna go for those take down I think he just wants Vengeance on Dennis's knee here come on stand up you Grandma it's got the cardio of a broken waffle iron dentist oh but he catches Dennis and flips him onto his back blue two points Den is Flowing like cooling magma here me nope climbing legs is so chicken blue two-point loser point it's a it's a chicken form of attack but hey man he's getting the points on you the problem is Dennis is too tired to pull back his leg after the strike how did that end up taking him down that's insane no count hi what's up prepared to bow Dennis giving birth lion just wants to hit the tile and I'll look at him look at the white of his eyes he looks like a spooked horse you've ever seen that Meme of uh lioness crack tips it's looking a lot like that guy right now at the end of three rounds we're going to the scorecard to determine the winner of this fight ladies and gentlemen Master Chang has called a stop to this contest declaring the winner by a single point pump lighter it was a hell of a fight how do you feel I'm pretty good not as good as I'd like what I would have liked was an overwhelming Victory one point not the margin I was hoping for my goal is to get a couple of headshots I got a couple of good headshot that's why I want I can't die in peace I know what he's gonna do he's gonna help me re-carpet my cat tree ah power stapler"}