WEBVTT 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:08.800 Man, computer peripherals have gotten expensive. $280 for a gaming mouse, and 00:00:06.160 --> 00:00:13.679 that makes some keyboards look cheap. And that's before you even add any 00:00:10.960 --> 00:00:18.720 flare. How does a string of RGB lights cost so much? Surely, an ethically 00:00:16.880 --> 00:00:22.640 ambiguous retailer could help me save some cash on my gaming setup. Good 00:00:20.560 --> 00:00:26.255 citizens of the world, you've seen the All-Wish gaming PC. [snorts] 00:00:26.400 --> 00:00:32.000 Now, feast your eyes on the allwish 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:36.239 gaming setup. But, okay, don't feast too much, though. There's a lot for us to 00:00:33.520 --> 00:00:41.120 see. And some of it, okay, most of it is meme level crap. But 00:00:39.280 --> 00:00:45.040 we also found a few things that I think might actually be worth buying. Before 00:00:43.360 --> 00:00:50.960 we get our gaming desk, we need to start with making ambiance. Wow, a gaming rug. Anti-slip rug. 00:00:48.800 --> 00:00:54.480 Really? They picked level 10? This is supposed to be anti-slip. It's called 00:00:52.640 --> 00:00:58.079 the gamer controller theme carpet non-slip area rug doormat for living 00:00:56.399 --> 00:01:03.039 room bedroom soft anti-slip floor carpet. Wow, it's everything for everything. I 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:09.320 could never want anything more. Game on, gamers. I just reached level 10. Oh god. 00:01:11.040 --> 00:01:18.880 Oh, he didn't even slip. Anti-slip, not anti- trip, mind you. And 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:23.040 naturally, we need somewhere to sleep in our antisocial gamer cave. So, here's 00:01:20.960 --> 00:01:27.119 bed sheets. Is there a bed? Uh, you know, we looked into that, but 00:01:24.720 --> 00:01:31.439 we couldn't [laughter] find one. Uh, are these Windows with rain on them? 00:01:30.080 --> 00:01:35.040 Is this a duvet cover? What's the opposite of an aphrodesiac? 00:01:34.321 --> 00:01:41.040 [laughter] Watch out, ladies. Yeah, I'm a gamer. Oh, we could hang it 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:47.360 like a tapestry. Well, oh, I was kind of thinking [music] since I'm obviously 00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:52.560 weird as maybe I sleep on this thing. 00:01:47.360 --> 00:01:55.600 Oh. Oh, that's comfort. [laughter] 00:01:52.560 --> 00:01:57.040 It suits you. 00:01:55.600 --> 00:02:00.960 How much have we spent so far? Uh, $50. What? $50? 00:01:59.360 --> 00:02:06.079 Yeah, $50. Pretty good deal, huh? Please tell me this wasn't more than 10 bucks. 00:02:02.719 --> 00:02:06.960 Uh, well, that was 20 and the bed sheets 00:02:06.079 --> 00:02:13.840 were 30. Ooh, Minecraft light up torch. Oh, remember 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:17.840 ThinkGeek? Are they still liquidating ThinkGeek inventory? They don't sell 00:02:15.760 --> 00:02:20.560 them in this size anymore. No, I literally have this. 00:02:18.879 --> 00:02:23.280 I know. And they they've discontinued this size. They have smaller versions of 00:02:22.879 --> 00:02:30.319 it. It's USBC. It's got to be new. Mine doesn't have USBC. Yeah. Oh, look at 00:02:28.160 --> 00:02:36.000 this. That's where the USB port used to be. What? This will light your way in 00:02:33.926 --> 00:02:40.160 [music] dark places. Wait, no. Sorry. Wrong franchise. Sorry. This go. 00:02:39.166 --> 00:02:44.720 [laughter] Knockoff or not, this is pretty cool. Yeah. And it's actually cheaper than 00:02:43.280 --> 00:02:50.160 what it was originally sold for. It's 1917. All right. The manual still has the old 00:02:48.080 --> 00:02:55.280 instructions as shown in the picture. Use the SUB charging interface. Except 00:02:53.519 --> 00:03:01.200 the picture is wrong, and that's not how you spell USB. This is great. Sorry, 00:02:59.040 --> 00:03:06.000 Minecraft. Let's get a real gamer mouse pad. 00:03:02.480 --> 00:03:08.000 Wa! Yeah, a [laughter] completely wrong 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:13.519 world map. Rousia. Yeah, it's just [music] water. 00:03:10.720 --> 00:03:17.680 Maybe this is a prophetic map. Oh, when the earth floods due to global 00:03:15.519 --> 00:03:22.959 warming, all [music] of Russia here will be gone. All of eastern United States 00:03:20.159 --> 00:03:26.480 and Canada will be gone. So much for the western coast of [music] South America. 00:03:24.959 --> 00:03:30.879 I like how they mark Edmonton and Winnipeg. Those are the two most important Canadian cities. 00:03:29.519 --> 00:03:33.840 I mean, they didn't do much better in the States. Denver. Really? 00:03:32.720 --> 00:03:38.879 How much was the desk? I'm guessing 15 for the desk pack. How about 25 23? 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:43.840 Yeah. Yeah, that's too much. How much does our desk mat cost? $29.99 I think 00:03:43.280 --> 00:03:48.480 for all for any size. Yeah, it doesn't have RGB, but like 00:03:46.959 --> 00:03:51.599 Yeah. So, this makes more sense. Realistically, how great is this RGB? 00:03:50.319 --> 00:03:56.319 How about a gaming mouse? Next up, we've got a wireless charging 00:03:53.680 --> 00:04:00.480 luminous mouse. That is the single mushiest click I have ever felt ever. 00:03:59.040 --> 00:04:03.799 One of the big features of this mouse is it's quiet. 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:10.000 At least it has the dongle built into it. It also has multi mode, so you have 00:04:07.760 --> 00:04:14.000 Bluetooth, wireless, and wired. Yeah. Look, you've got off, on, and 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:18.727 zero. And they claim a half year of battery life. 00:04:16.239 --> 00:04:21.199 It's a professional FPS shooter. [laughter] 00:04:19.440 --> 00:04:27.898 I'm going to murder the crap out of FPS's with my free wolf. Game only. And 00:04:25.919 --> 00:04:30.800 there's a gun for some reason. [laughter] 00:04:28.960 --> 00:04:33.759 Uh, they also conveniently include a nice long USB cable. 00:04:32.240 --> 00:04:38.960 Yeah, that's useful because the battery seems to be dead. The good news is that there's a mouse 00:04:36.080 --> 00:04:43.919 bungee. You did that on purpose. It has a really 00:04:41.360 --> 00:04:47.520 cool feature, a convex mirror, so you can see if someone comes up behind you 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:51.440 while you're gaming. [music] Dang. I mean, you don't want to get caught 00:04:48.880 --> 00:04:55.600 gaming at work, right? It's the boss scope. It's very important 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:57.680 that I have my mouse bungee at my desk, sir. Hey, Lance, I have a question for 00:04:57.040 --> 00:05:04.080 you. Yeah. Do you like the jazz? 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:08.160 Wow. If I did before, I'm not sure if I do now. 00:05:05.919 --> 00:05:13.600 This is not very heavy. No, that's shiny plastic on the bottom. 00:05:11.280 --> 00:05:18.160 Geek, [laughter] why is it insulting me right out of the box? Did it not come 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:22.400 with a cable? No. No. We are seriously cable deficient right 00:05:20.639 --> 00:05:26.800 now. Why don't you go get a cable for it? I've been tasked. I'm sitting on a 00:05:25.120 --> 00:05:30.080 wild goose chase. No cable's going to ever work. Look how deep it is. 00:05:29.039 --> 00:05:33.600 He's never going to fit in there. What a fool. What a fool. What an idiot. 00:05:32.320 --> 00:05:37.759 Look at that guy. Look at Look at that. Look at Look at Looking for Cables. 00:05:35.520 --> 00:05:41.360 Yeah. Oh, it doesn't fit. Oh, doesn't have enough room for the 00:05:40.560 --> 00:05:46.800 housing ON THIS. GOT HIM. WOO! YEAH. YEAH. You fell for 00:05:44.560 --> 00:05:48.960 it. You got pranked. Did you know that was going to happen? 00:05:48.463 --> 00:05:54.960 [laughter] Uh-oh. It's the one from Elijah. He's going to GET IT AGAIN. HE'S so stupid. What a 00:05:54.080 --> 00:06:00.240 fool. Wow. It's disgusting already. I know. I've barely even touched it. 00:05:58.400 --> 00:06:04.160 Oh, P and O are in the wrong spot. Yep. That's how it came. Well, it makes 00:06:01.840 --> 00:06:07.440 sense because it's not very OP. Ah, a good one. I like 00:06:06.479 --> 00:06:12.000 Yeah, you don't have to. I mean, maybe this is less prices, right, and more let's make a deal. But 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:18.240 also, I want it to be prices, right? You could have this keyboard and this mouse, 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:19.840 or you could exchange them for another 00:06:18.240 --> 00:06:22.400 keyboard and mouse that you have yet to see. I'll exchange them. 00:06:21.520 --> 00:06:27.360 You'll exchange them? I would like the other ones. Okay, sweet. What are these worth? 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:33.039 The mouse $11.55. Yeah, that checks out. The gaming keyboard is $33.77. Oh, I was 00:06:31.199 --> 00:06:37.919 so close, but I went over. Yeah. Meet the Mamba Snake. Backlight 00:06:35.919 --> 00:06:42.479 gaming keyboard and MOUSE SETS. OOH, 00:06:39.440 --> 00:06:43.759 Mamba Snake. I take back what I said 00:06:42.479 --> 00:06:47.639 before about that mouse being the mushiest thing I ever felt. 00:06:47.840 --> 00:06:53.039 Ah, magnets. Now, what kind of mouse did 00:06:51.440 --> 00:06:56.479 he get? He swapped it out. Let's see what he got. Oh, wait. What the hell? This is the 00:06:55.039 --> 00:07:01.919 same mouse, [laughter] but it's not wireless now. And I'm not a 00:06:59.280 --> 00:07:04.000 professional FPS shooter anymore. Can I see the other mold? 00:07:02.720 --> 00:07:09.759 Yeah, it's right here. How is the wired one heavier? Oh, it has 00:07:06.880 --> 00:07:14.080 a metal base on it. What's really crazy is they would have had to do a new mold 00:07:11.599 --> 00:07:18.160 for this. This has a molded plastic bottom. And this has a molded plastic 00:07:16.560 --> 00:07:21.440 bottom that has a spot for a metal insert. All right, here you go. 00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:24.639 Yeah, you don't get this one anymore. Sorry, you're not a professional. I couldn't figure out how to charge it 00:07:23.360 --> 00:07:28.639 anymore. The nice part is that you have a place to store your pens and your credit card for all of those 00:07:27.440 --> 00:07:32.400 microtransactions. Shut up. Is that actually what that's 00:07:30.479 --> 00:07:37.120 for? Holy crap. It's a credit card holder. 00:07:34.960 --> 00:07:41.840 That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen ever. That's not stupid. I mean, 00:07:40.080 --> 00:07:43.759 the angle it sits at is very stupid. Yeah, it's not a very thick phone 00:07:43.199 --> 00:07:49.360 holder. Yeah. Well, don't be too sad because one thing that surprised us was how high quality 00:07:47.840 --> 00:07:55.880 the RGB [music] is on this. WOW. OH, WE GOT ALL THESE different RGB 00:07:52.160 --> 00:07:55.880 zones and everything 00:07:56.400 --> 00:08:03.440 fun. Well, it's not individual key backlighting. There's just zones. You 00:08:00.720 --> 00:08:08.639 can clearly see where the zones are. But you end up with some pretty cool 00:08:04.800 --> 00:08:12.720 effects. These were 25 bucks. 00:08:08.639 --> 00:08:15.199 No, the package was $71. 00:08:12.720 --> 00:08:20.479 Yeah, you got the bad deal. And cut screen time. 00:08:17.120 --> 00:08:22.000 I like this monitor though. 75 Hz 1080p. 00:08:20.479 --> 00:08:25.199 As long as we didn't spend too much on it, it should be a pretty decent entry- 00:08:23.919 --> 00:08:30.479 level gaming monitor. Yeah, it has an F from Energy. Uh the EU 00:08:29.039 --> 00:08:33.839 energy rating, though. We didn't spend too much on it, right? 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:38.479 I will tell you nothing until you see more. They're literally right next to each 00:08:36.159 --> 00:08:43.919 other and less than 6 in away from the low power consumption badge that 00:08:41.279 --> 00:08:48.640 ironically has the highlighted one right at the bottom. 00:08:46.399 --> 00:08:52.640 Just like the energy rating. [laughter] It could be worse. It could be G. 00:08:50.480 --> 00:08:57.519 We get another insert telling us what a terrible choice we made. Adam, this is a 00:08:55.120 --> 00:09:01.839 sticker. We got a sticker. Why? 00:08:59.120 --> 00:09:05.200 You explain yourself. F baby, pay respects. You're not going to have any 00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:10.880 height adjustment or anything like that, but it tilts a little bit and it's made 00:09:07.839 --> 00:09:12.959 of metal. You know, it feels solid. Wow. 00:09:10.880 --> 00:09:16.240 Yeah, that does not really click in very well. 00:09:15.446 --> 00:09:26.720 [laughter] Not much in terms of I/IO either. We get HDMI 1.4, which is plenty for 1080p 75 00:09:21.760 --> 00:09:29.920 Hz. VGA, DCN. This is kind of bad news. 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:32.560 They only ship with an EU power adapter, 00:09:29.920 --> 00:09:36.399 but they did ship it to us, so we had to source our own. We didn't buy it in the 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:40.880 EU. We bought it in Canada on Wish. Yeah. Way to go, Wish. I wish you were 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:47.040 better at this. That's the first time anyone's ever made that joke. That's incredible. HDMI cable 00:09:45.040 --> 00:09:53.839 included though. I'm going to say $129.99. 00:09:48.399 --> 00:09:55.680 It is wrong. We paid 1117, 00:09:53.839 --> 00:10:00.720 but it's now listed for 162. Uh, what? So, I mean, I'm not terribly disappointed. 00:09:58.560 --> 00:10:05.440 It's a miracle of modern manufacturing that you can get a functioning display 00:10:02.720 --> 00:10:11.519 for $100. [music] Yeah, but you can get like 1080p 100Hz 00:10:08.959 --> 00:10:15.440 displays 27 in for about the same price. Yeah. Or you could just go on Facebook 00:10:12.800 --> 00:10:18.000 Marketplace and get it for like $25. If you went to Wish to save money, you 00:10:16.959 --> 00:10:24.079 didn't in this case. But does your reputable brand monitor come with an extra screw, Adam? You know 00:10:22.880 --> 00:10:27.839 what? I didn't think about that. Boom. But I did think about how you might not 00:10:26.320 --> 00:10:32.160 be able to see what's on your desk, so I got you a desk. Oh my god, I hate these. These are so 00:10:31.360 --> 00:10:36.160 stupid. It is not waterproof. Do not use it in a 00:10:34.800 --> 00:10:40.880 humid environment. Wow, that's a lot of bands. Yeah, 00:10:38.399 --> 00:10:44.240 that wallpaper is pretty low quality. So, it has been 00:10:41.920 --> 00:10:48.160 Yeah, but even the chrome icon doesn't look right. 00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:52.800 Blacks are barely black. Okay, ready? Watch this. Watch this. 00:10:49.920 --> 00:10:57.040 Yeah. Gray. Well, I mean, hey, just wait. 00:10:54.560 --> 00:11:02.560 That is not going to help. It's on already. [laughter] 00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:03.360 Couldn't even tell. It's so bright at 00:11:02.560 --> 00:11:08.480 all. Oh, wow. Hold on. Did you notice this? 00:11:07.279 --> 00:11:13.120 Are you seeing what's happening with this screen? Yeah, you're uh hitting it. 00:11:10.480 --> 00:11:17.760 I'M BARELY TOUCHING IT. WAIT, it's white light below, RGB light above. 00:11:16.560 --> 00:11:20.959 We're not done with the lights, though. Oh, good. We also have our creative 3D 00:11:19.760 --> 00:11:26.560 visualization lamp. I like it. It's a piece of acrylic with 00:11:23.519 --> 00:11:28.959 some PlayStation icons etched onto it. 00:11:26.560 --> 00:11:32.000 Can be powered by batteries or from the wall. Man, we are going to run out of 00:11:30.800 --> 00:11:36.959 freaking USB. Oh, sorry. I didn't want you to see my gaming bars. I thought those were USB 00:11:35.519 --> 00:11:40.240 hubs, which would actually come in handy right about now. Oh, no. I wish. 00:11:38.959 --> 00:11:45.440 Oh. Oh, he said it. I wish I could go home. 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:48.480 Hey, not bad. Why does this light have noise 00:11:47.040 --> 00:11:52.320 suppression filtering? These are supposed to be reactive RGB 00:11:50.240 --> 00:11:54.560 lights that react to sound. Okay, I do not know what they mean by noise 00:11:53.680 --> 00:12:01.600 suppression filtering. Oh. Oh, sick. Check this out. Yo yo, I'm 00:11:57.920 --> 00:12:03.600 gaming, folks. Look at me gaming. Oh, 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:08.160 there's a stand. I kind of like this one. It's very RGB, but it's actually 00:12:06.000 --> 00:12:12.320 not that bright, so it doesn't even bother me to look at it. Uh, hello. 00:12:10.240 --> 00:12:17.440 Hello, hello. Okay, it makes it mono. Okay, I'm Oh, okay. Checkity check, 00:12:15.440 --> 00:12:20.959 check, check, check. How about this one? Okay, yeah, we got some different mode 00:12:19.040 --> 00:12:26.720 speeds. I think we have a solution for a USB port problem. 00:12:22.160 --> 00:12:29.200 Oh, an RGB headset st Why does the stand 00:12:26.720 --> 00:12:33.200 have 7.1 surround sound? What does that even mean? 00:12:30.079 --> 00:12:35.839 I think it has a gaming DAC in it. No 00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:40.880 way. Okay, one second. I know we already kind of moved on past the PlayStation 00:12:37.920 --> 00:12:46.000 button lamp, but I did not read the box for these. This is a very challenging 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:52.240 brain and visual illusion lamp. Visual feast depicts a romantic road pattern so 00:12:48.959 --> 00:12:54.639 that the night is not monotonous. Might 00:12:52.240 --> 00:12:56.639 not even be monogamous. How much sex appeal this is going to 00:12:56.079 --> 00:13:05.120 give you. Well, you can't be monogamous if you're not getting laid in the first place. 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:06.560 base for this is freaking heavy. Oh, 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:09.600 no burden, just joy. We paid 20 bucks for it. 00:13:08.160 --> 00:13:13.519 We paid 30 bucks for it. Yeah, it's not so bad. I doubt there's 00:13:11.680 --> 00:13:16.160 any fingerprint reading about it, but it definitely has a touch sensitive button 00:13:14.959 --> 00:13:20.639 to change the RGB modes. My grandma has a lamp like that. 00:13:18.880 --> 00:13:24.360 So, uh, let's get you a gaming headset, guy. Oh, cool. 00:13:25.040 --> 00:13:31.760 It's really bad. Everything about it is so plastic. Yes. Thank you. 00:13:30.160 --> 00:13:35.600 I mean, they couldn't even make the peel fit. The mic seems like it should be 00:13:34.000 --> 00:13:39.600 detachable, but it isn't. I know. Yeah, it's not detachable. Also, 00:13:37.839 --> 00:13:43.440 uh you get it's apparently a 7.1 surround sound stereo earphones having 00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:48.160 only two. Well, it does have a USB jack, but I suspect that this is just for RGB 00:13:46.079 --> 00:13:54.240 lighting. Does it have lighting? Yep. Yeah, kind of. This is cool though, the 00:13:52.079 --> 00:13:58.560 headphone stand. It has separate headphone and microphone jacks and it 00:13:56.800 --> 00:14:02.800 has a headset jack so you don't have to use an adapter. Do you think that that's cheaper than 00:14:00.639 --> 00:14:05.680 just giving an adapter? Probably based on that that's what they 00:14:04.959 --> 00:14:10.000 [laughter] left ear marketkedly louder than the 00:14:08.320 --> 00:14:11.920 right. Does this have an inline volume control or something or is that as loud 00:14:11.360 --> 00:14:16.639 as it goes? There is a there's a volume on the headset. It's backwards. [music] 00:14:15.040 --> 00:14:20.079 Yeah, down makes it go louder. What's up with that? I don't know. 00:14:18.560 --> 00:14:23.680 Maybe it's for the Australian market. That's really accessible. That's really It's good that someone's thinking about 00:14:22.720 --> 00:14:30.399 our friends down there. I brought you a phone. Okay. And a selection of controllers. 00:14:28.480 --> 00:14:34.000 It goes on your keychain. And it's a game controller and selfie shutter 00:14:32.399 --> 00:14:37.839 remote. It's cute. It is cute. Cute doesn't mean good 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:43.120 necessarily, but this looks pretty promising, though. [laughter] 00:14:40.639 --> 00:14:49.199 Look at the size of that dongle. You know, this seems pretty usable. Player 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:51.199 one immediately paired. Is the D-pad 00:14:49.199 --> 00:14:54.480 better or worse than an Xbox? Seems usable. 00:14:52.639 --> 00:14:59.519 So, better. Whoa. Back to the little one for a 00:14:56.800 --> 00:15:05.040 second. [music] You can press L1 by mashing these buttons together. That 00:15:02.240 --> 00:15:12.399 could never cause any kind of problem. This is cool, though. This looks 00:15:09.040 --> 00:15:15.920 No, it doesn't. Okay. Well, [laughter] 00:15:12.399 --> 00:15:18.160 it did seem pretty close to genuine, but 00:15:15.920 --> 00:15:24.480 this is obviously not right. It It's like breaking already. Like look at the 00:15:20.240 --> 00:15:27.440 seam on that. Who makes this? Tesla. 00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:34.079 Oh, panel gaps. Panel gaps. The remote control 00:15:31.040 --> 00:15:36.639 a ring. Is it meant to be? 00:15:34.079 --> 00:15:39.360 No. You know where it goes. [laughter] Okay, in all seriousness, what is this 00:15:38.399 --> 00:15:44.079 supposed to be? It's a controller. What the hell is ABC D? And I have to 00:15:43.040 --> 00:15:48.160 play on the phone. Why play on the phone? Why can't I? Oh, well, don't worry. Don't worry. I know that you're going, "I have this big 00:15:46.959 --> 00:15:51.920 old monitor. Why do I have to play on my phone?" How about a curved HD screen 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:54.639 amplifier? [sighs] Two to three times bigger screen, but 00:15:53.680 --> 00:16:02.320 eye protection. Yeah. Anti-broken. 00:15:57.040 --> 00:16:04.000 Yeah, I'm anti-broken, too. Oh, no. 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:08.959 Oh, to their credit, the screen does look 00:16:06.480 --> 00:16:12.560 bigger. This is not very ergonomic. I was just going to say, what if we got 00:16:10.959 --> 00:16:17.839 you a chair from Wish.com? Oh, wow. How wonderful. 00:16:15.680 --> 00:16:21.920 Um, I've felt worse. Yeah, it's not bad. 00:16:20.160 --> 00:16:27.440 This will soften. This is not a very dense foam, so this is going to wear out 00:16:24.399 --> 00:16:28.720 and you'll get through it really fast. 00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:33.279 And it's [music] not that deep. So, you're going to be just on plywood. 00:16:31.920 --> 00:16:37.360 Fake adjustment buttons. Oh, obviously it looks like crap. You 00:16:35.600 --> 00:16:41.040 can see the lines from the lens. It's all distorted and there's fringing all 00:16:39.040 --> 00:16:45.759 over the place. But it it's definitely bigger as advertised. Listen, you can 00:16:43.839 --> 00:16:51.120 make up for any lack of skill with finger gloves. Point of clarification, what are those 00:16:48.560 --> 00:16:54.320 gloves supposed to be for? [music] Uh, gaming. 00:16:52.800 --> 00:16:57.519 They're very touchscreen compatible. I'll give them that. Uh, what are these 00:16:55.839 --> 00:17:02.320 for exactly? What does it say on the product page? Mobile phone game finger cover and 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:05.760 mobile game controllers finger to improve sensitivity covering finger. 00:17:04.559 --> 00:17:11.199 Okay. All right. You win. That's what it's for. But 00:17:08.640 --> 00:17:14.319 you're looking a little chilly. I think you I think you need a little 00:17:12.559 --> 00:17:20.799 bit more for yourself. Okay, so we got you these USB powered hand warmers. 00:17:17.600 --> 00:17:22.799 Wow. Is it just on immediately? 00:17:20.799 --> 00:17:27.520 I might actually really like this. It gets freaking warm. You could kind of 00:17:25.039 --> 00:17:32.597 cable manage it inside your jacket. Just pull it apart more and then have it go 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:34.559 down the sleeve. Huh? 00:17:32.597 --> 00:17:37.520 [screaming] They're not from Wish. They're just they're just cheaters. Hey. Whoa, whoa, 00:17:36.559 --> 00:17:44.080 whoa, whoa. Don't want to get your fingers dirty while you're gaming. No 00:17:40.080 --> 00:17:47.080 way. Little cheesy grabbing tweezer 00:17:44.080 --> 00:17:47.080 things. 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:53.840 We can't start gaming yet, Lionus. Oh, I'm sorry. We got 00:17:52.799 --> 00:17:59.360 clothes for you. Oh, wonderful. 00:17:56.240 --> 00:18:01.520 This is not an advantage to these 00:17:59.360 --> 00:18:06.712 footplane.com. How do they look? So different from my old ones. 00:18:04.692 --> 00:18:06.712 [laughter] 00:18:09.520 --> 00:18:15.679 Mine actually fits not bad. Serving size three lives. It's not even clever. And 00:18:14.720 --> 00:18:23.120 if you find that shirt a bit embarrassing, I got you something to cover it up. It's another shirt. Daddy 00:18:19.520 --> 00:18:25.520 by day, gamer by night. No, honey. Wait. 00:18:23.120 --> 00:18:28.799 You forgot to take your genius gamer. Increased reaction time. Brain energy. 00:18:27.600 --> 00:18:34.160 Is this from Wish? Yes. Do it for the content. What is in it? Neutropics. 00:18:32.480 --> 00:18:39.919 Brainen enhancing drugs with no proven effect. It's kind of a whole pseudocience area. His brain's going to 00:18:37.679 --> 00:18:44.320 burst out a skull like Mojo Jojo. Brain energy asterisk increased reaction time 00:18:42.320 --> 00:18:48.480 asterisk. Elite gaming performance supplement asterisk. These statements 00:18:46.799 --> 00:18:51.840 have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not 00:18:50.400 --> 00:18:55.760 intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. The shirts were uh 00:18:54.640 --> 00:19:00.480 eight bucks a pop. Sure. The chopsticks 350. Uh gamer socks a 00:18:59.440 --> 00:19:06.160 buck 17. Okay, that sounds about right. The gamer pills were $85. 00:19:05.200 --> 00:19:10.320 No way. Yeah, it's more than a buck per pill. Can you imagine how expensive they would 00:19:08.720 --> 00:19:14.880 be if they had to be certified by the FDA? I know. Completely unreasonable. 00:19:13.200 --> 00:19:17.919 They're doing you a solid by undercutting the FDA. 00:19:16.480 --> 00:19:21.919 All right. Now, I think you're ready to game. The problem is not that we used cheap 00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:25.600 stuff. The problem is that we could have had so much better for what we paid. 00:19:24.000 --> 00:19:31.600 See, that's something I don't understand about marketplaces like Wish. Who is 00:19:28.400 --> 00:19:33.760 listing this stuff? Who is buying it? 00:19:31.600 --> 00:19:36.480 Why is it there at all at three times the price? 00:19:35.039 --> 00:19:40.520 The chair, oh no, is $296. 00:19:42.080 --> 00:19:47.200 This chair is worth maybe 45 bucks. 00:19:45.440 --> 00:19:50.720 This better be the greatest gaming experience I've ever had. 00:19:49.039 --> 00:19:55.440 So, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wish just got a new category that doesn't 00:19:52.720 --> 00:19:57.440 really apply to this video. Sexual wellness. 00:19:56.240 --> 00:20:03.760 Way to go, Wish. I'm feeling pretty well right now. What did you find? 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:09.520 It's just a latex. Response time. Overall, not bad. And the 00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:13.440 mouse is absolutely usable. It's not great. I can tell without even needing 00:20:11.760 --> 00:20:17.919 to, you know, pull out any lab equipment that it's not tracking particularly 00:20:15.120 --> 00:20:21.840 well, but it's usable and the keyboard is very quiet and feels like crap. 00:20:20.559 --> 00:20:25.520 How's the headset? Oh, the headset's awful. It's among the 00:20:23.760 --> 00:20:27.440 worst I've ever encountered. It would be cheaper to ask your friend with a 3D 00:20:26.880 --> 00:20:31.679 printer and higher quality. Yeah. And you probably get them sooner. 00:20:30.080 --> 00:20:35.600 Oh, how long did everything take to arrive? Oh man, we ordered these like 4 months 00:20:34.640 --> 00:20:41.760 ago. To its credit, the setup is usable. It's 00:20:39.919 --> 00:20:47.360 not great. I wonder how the mic quality is. I'm 00:20:44.559 --> 00:20:49.679 thinking probably not very good. Oh, no way. It's wireless. That 00:20:48.559 --> 00:20:55.039 Remember the big dongle? Oh, that's right. The deluxe dongle. 00:20:52.080 --> 00:20:57.679 Peak donglage. Peter Donglage. These are definitely not better for 00:20:56.480 --> 00:21:01.120 gaming with a slippery plastic controller. I'll tell you that much. I 00:20:59.679 --> 00:21:04.559 wanted him to grab the thermal camera because these are getting so hot that I 00:21:03.120 --> 00:21:10.799 am actually starting to be concerned about burn potential. Oh, we're seeing 00:21:07.520 --> 00:21:12.799 50°. Actually dangerous. 00:21:10.799 --> 00:21:17.360 Also, the quality is terrible. It's already coming out. Oh, yeah. No, 00:21:14.240 --> 00:21:19.440 they're just not attached. 00:21:17.360 --> 00:21:23.840 There we go. [laughter] Glad he spent $45 on it. 00:21:21.760 --> 00:21:28.720 What? I'm not sure what's dumber. The fact that I tried whacking it to fix it 00:21:25.679 --> 00:21:32.720 or the fact that it worked. Wa! The dead 00:21:28.720 --> 00:21:34.159 zones on this joystick are enormous. 00:21:32.720 --> 00:21:38.880 I'm not turning yet. I'm not turning yet. 00:21:36.880 --> 00:21:44.720 I'm not turning yet. I'm not turning yet. I'm still not turning. 00:21:41.520 --> 00:21:46.960 Are you seeing this? I am not turning. 00:21:44.720 --> 00:21:50.559 There. Now I'm turning. I was wondering why the heck I was having such a hard 00:21:48.480 --> 00:21:54.480 time steering because it freaking it doesn't do anything and it's like let's 00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:59.200 go. In conclusion, for the handful of you who don't know this already, a lot 00:21:56.559 --> 00:22:03.039 of the stuff on Wish.com is crap. If you guys enjoyed this video Oh man, that's 00:22:01.280 --> 00:22:06.559 really annoying. If you guys enjoy Oh, it's still doing it. I think it's just 00:22:05.039 --> 00:22:11.120 from me talking. I don't think it's anything to do with the mic. My head is 00:22:08.640 --> 00:22:15.679 vibrating it and making it resonate. Why don't you check out the old Teimu PC, 00:22:14.000 --> 00:22:18.320 which I've been informed is Teamu, not Teamu, which is why I called it the 00:22:17.039 --> 00:22:21.440 whole time in that video. Oh, yeah. I know it's team.