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Man, computer peripherals have gotten expensive. $280 for a gaming mouse, and

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that makes some keyboards look cheap. And that's before you even add any

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flare. How does a string of RGB lights cost so much? Surely, an ethically

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ambiguous retailer could help me save some cash on my gaming setup. Good

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citizens of the world, you've seen the All-Wish gaming PC. [snorts]

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Now, feast your eyes on the allwish

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gaming setup. But, okay, don't feast too much, though. There's a lot for us to

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see. And some of it, okay, most of it is meme level crap. But

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we also found a few things that I think might actually be worth buying. Before

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we get our gaming desk, we need to start with making ambiance. Wow, a gaming rug. Anti-slip rug.

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Really? They picked level 10? This is supposed to be anti-slip. It's called

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the gamer controller theme carpet non-slip area rug doormat for living

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room bedroom soft anti-slip floor carpet. Wow, it's everything for everything. I

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could never want anything more. Game on, gamers. I just reached level 10. Oh god.

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Oh, he didn't even slip. Anti-slip, not anti- trip, mind you. And

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naturally, we need somewhere to sleep in our antisocial gamer cave. So, here's

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bed sheets. Is there a bed? Uh, you know, we looked into that, but

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we couldn't [laughter] find one. Uh, are these Windows with rain on them?

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Is this a duvet cover? What's the opposite of an aphrodesiac?

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[laughter] Watch out, ladies. Yeah, I'm a gamer. Oh, we could hang it

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like a tapestry. Well, oh, I was kind of thinking [music] since I'm obviously

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weird as maybe I sleep on this thing.

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Oh. Oh, that's comfort. [laughter]

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It suits you.

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How much have we spent so far? Uh, $50. What? $50?

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Yeah, $50. Pretty good deal, huh? Please tell me this wasn't more than 10 bucks.

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Uh, well, that was 20 and the bed sheets

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were 30. Ooh, Minecraft light up torch. Oh, remember

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ThinkGeek? Are they still liquidating ThinkGeek inventory? They don't sell

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them in this size anymore. No, I literally have this.

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I know. And they they've discontinued this size. They have smaller versions of

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it. It's USBC. It's got to be new. Mine doesn't have USBC. Yeah. Oh, look at

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this. That's where the USB port used to be. What? This will light your way in

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[music] dark places. Wait, no. Sorry. Wrong franchise. Sorry. This go.

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[laughter] Knockoff or not, this is pretty cool. Yeah. And it's actually cheaper than

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what it was originally sold for. It's 1917. All right. The manual still has the old

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instructions as shown in the picture. Use the SUB charging interface. Except

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the picture is wrong, and that's not how you spell USB. This is great. Sorry,

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Minecraft. Let's get a real gamer mouse pad.

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Wa! Yeah, a [laughter] completely wrong

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world map. Rousia. Yeah, it's just [music] water.

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Maybe this is a prophetic map. Oh, when the earth floods due to global

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warming, all [music] of Russia here will be gone. All of eastern United States

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and Canada will be gone. So much for the western coast of [music] South America.

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I like how they mark Edmonton and Winnipeg. Those are the two most important Canadian cities.

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I mean, they didn't do much better in the States. Denver. Really?

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How much was the desk? I'm guessing 15 for the desk pack. How about 25 23?

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Yeah. Yeah, that's too much. How much does our desk mat cost? $29.99 I think

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for all for any size. Yeah, it doesn't have RGB, but like

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Yeah. So, this makes more sense. Realistically, how great is this RGB?

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How about a gaming mouse? Next up, we've got a wireless charging

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luminous mouse. That is the single mushiest click I have ever felt ever.

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One of the big features of this mouse is it's quiet.

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At least it has the dongle built into it. It also has multi mode, so you have

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Bluetooth, wireless, and wired. Yeah. Look, you've got off, on, and

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zero. And they claim a half year of battery life.

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It's a professional FPS shooter. [laughter]

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I'm going to murder the crap out of FPS's with my free wolf. Game only. And

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there's a gun for some reason. [laughter]

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Uh, they also conveniently include a nice long USB cable.

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Yeah, that's useful because the battery seems to be dead. The good news is that there's a mouse

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bungee. You did that on purpose. It has a really

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cool feature, a convex mirror, so you can see if someone comes up behind you

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while you're gaming. [music] Dang. I mean, you don't want to get caught

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gaming at work, right? It's the boss scope. It's very important

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that I have my mouse bungee at my desk, sir. Hey, Lance, I have a question for

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you. Yeah. Do you like the jazz?

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Wow. If I did before, I'm not sure if I do now.

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This is not very heavy. No, that's shiny plastic on the bottom.

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Geek, [laughter] why is it insulting me right out of the box? Did it not come

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with a cable? No. No. We are seriously cable deficient right

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now. Why don't you go get a cable for it? I've been tasked. I'm sitting on a

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wild goose chase. No cable's going to ever work. Look how deep it is.

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He's never going to fit in there. What a fool. What a fool. What an idiot.

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Look at that guy. Look at Look at that. Look at Look at Looking for Cables.

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Yeah. Oh, it doesn't fit. Oh, doesn't have enough room for the

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housing ON THIS. GOT HIM. WOO! YEAH. YEAH. You fell for

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it. You got pranked. Did you know that was going to happen?

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[laughter] Uh-oh. It's the one from Elijah. He's going to GET IT AGAIN. HE'S so stupid. What a

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fool. Wow. It's disgusting already. I know. I've barely even touched it.

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Oh, P and O are in the wrong spot. Yep. That's how it came. Well, it makes

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sense because it's not very OP. Ah, a good one. I like

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Yeah, you don't have to. I mean, maybe this is less prices, right, and more let's make a deal. But

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also, I want it to be prices, right? You could have this keyboard and this mouse,

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or you could exchange them for another

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keyboard and mouse that you have yet to see. I'll exchange them.

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You'll exchange them? I would like the other ones. Okay, sweet. What are these worth?

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The mouse $11.55. Yeah, that checks out. The gaming keyboard is $33.77. Oh, I was

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so close, but I went over. Yeah. Meet the Mamba Snake. Backlight

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gaming keyboard and MOUSE SETS. OOH,

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Mamba Snake. I take back what I said

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before about that mouse being the mushiest thing I ever felt.

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Ah, magnets. Now, what kind of mouse did

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he get? He swapped it out. Let's see what he got. Oh, wait. What the hell? This is the

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same mouse, [laughter] but it's not wireless now. And I'm not a

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professional FPS shooter anymore. Can I see the other mold?

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Yeah, it's right here. How is the wired one heavier? Oh, it has

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a metal base on it. What's really crazy is they would have had to do a new mold

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for this. This has a molded plastic bottom. And this has a molded plastic

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bottom that has a spot for a metal insert. All right, here you go.

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Yeah, you don't get this one anymore. Sorry, you're not a professional. I couldn't figure out how to charge it

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anymore. The nice part is that you have a place to store your pens and your credit card for all of those

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microtransactions. Shut up. Is that actually what that's

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for? Holy crap. It's a credit card holder.

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That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen ever. That's not stupid. I mean,

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the angle it sits at is very stupid. Yeah, it's not a very thick phone

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holder. Yeah. Well, don't be too sad because one thing that surprised us was how high quality

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the RGB [music] is on this. WOW. OH, WE GOT ALL THESE different RGB

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zones and everything

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fun. Well, it's not individual key backlighting. There's just zones. You

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can clearly see where the zones are. But you end up with some pretty cool

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effects. These were 25 bucks.

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No, the package was $71.

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Yeah, you got the bad deal. And cut screen time.

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I like this monitor though. 75 Hz 1080p.

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As long as we didn't spend too much on it, it should be a pretty decent entry-

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level gaming monitor. Yeah, it has an F from Energy. Uh the EU

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energy rating, though. We didn't spend too much on it, right?

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I will tell you nothing until you see more. They're literally right next to each

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other and less than 6 in away from the low power consumption badge that

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ironically has the highlighted one right at the bottom.

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Just like the energy rating. [laughter] It could be worse. It could be G.

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We get another insert telling us what a terrible choice we made. Adam, this is a

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sticker. We got a sticker. Why?

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You explain yourself. F baby, pay respects. You're not going to have any

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height adjustment or anything like that, but it tilts a little bit and it's made

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of metal. You know, it feels solid. Wow.

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Yeah, that does not really click in very well.

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[laughter] Not much in terms of I/IO either. We get HDMI 1.4, which is plenty for 1080p 75

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Hz. VGA, DCN. This is kind of bad news.

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They only ship with an EU power adapter,

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but they did ship it to us, so we had to source our own. We didn't buy it in the

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EU. We bought it in Canada on Wish. Yeah. Way to go, Wish. I wish you were

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better at this. That's the first time anyone's ever made that joke. That's incredible. HDMI cable

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included though. I'm going to say $129.99.

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It is wrong. We paid 1117,

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but it's now listed for 162. Uh, what? So, I mean, I'm not terribly disappointed.

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It's a miracle of modern manufacturing that you can get a functioning display

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for $100. [music] Yeah, but you can get like 1080p 100Hz

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displays 27 in for about the same price. Yeah. Or you could just go on Facebook

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Marketplace and get it for like $25. If you went to Wish to save money, you

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didn't in this case. But does your reputable brand monitor come with an extra screw, Adam? You know

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what? I didn't think about that. Boom. But I did think about how you might not

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be able to see what's on your desk, so I got you a desk. Oh my god, I hate these. These are so

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stupid. It is not waterproof. Do not use it in a

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humid environment. Wow, that's a lot of bands. Yeah,

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that wallpaper is pretty low quality. So, it has been

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Yeah, but even the chrome icon doesn't look right.

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Blacks are barely black. Okay, ready? Watch this. Watch this.

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Yeah. Gray. Well, I mean, hey, just wait.

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That is not going to help. It's on already. [laughter]

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Couldn't even tell. It's so bright at

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all. Oh, wow. Hold on. Did you notice this?

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Are you seeing what's happening with this screen? Yeah, you're uh hitting it.

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I'M BARELY TOUCHING IT. WAIT, it's white light below, RGB light above.

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We're not done with the lights, though. Oh, good. We also have our creative 3D

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visualization lamp. I like it. It's a piece of acrylic with

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some PlayStation icons etched onto it.

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Can be powered by batteries or from the wall. Man, we are going to run out of

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freaking USB. Oh, sorry. I didn't want you to see my gaming bars. I thought those were USB

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hubs, which would actually come in handy right about now. Oh, no. I wish.

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Oh. Oh, he said it. I wish I could go home.

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Hey, not bad. Why does this light have noise

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suppression filtering? These are supposed to be reactive RGB

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lights that react to sound. Okay, I do not know what they mean by noise

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suppression filtering. Oh. Oh, sick. Check this out. Yo yo, I'm

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gaming, folks. Look at me gaming. Oh,

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there's a stand. I kind of like this one. It's very RGB, but it's actually

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not that bright, so it doesn't even bother me to look at it. Uh, hello.

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Hello, hello. Okay, it makes it mono. Okay, I'm Oh, okay. Checkity check,

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check, check, check. How about this one? Okay, yeah, we got some different mode

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speeds. I think we have a solution for a USB port problem.

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Oh, an RGB headset st Why does the stand

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have 7.1 surround sound? What does that even mean?

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I think it has a gaming DAC in it. No

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way. Okay, one second. I know we already kind of moved on past the PlayStation

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button lamp, but I did not read the box for these. This is a very challenging

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brain and visual illusion lamp. Visual feast depicts a romantic road pattern so

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that the night is not monotonous. Might

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not even be monogamous. How much sex appeal this is going to

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give you. Well, you can't be monogamous if you're not getting laid in the first place.

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base for this is freaking heavy. Oh,

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no burden, just joy. We paid 20 bucks for it.

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We paid 30 bucks for it. Yeah, it's not so bad. I doubt there's

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any fingerprint reading about it, but it definitely has a touch sensitive button

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to change the RGB modes. My grandma has a lamp like that.

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So, uh, let's get you a gaming headset, guy. Oh, cool.

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It's really bad. Everything about it is so plastic. Yes. Thank you.

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I mean, they couldn't even make the peel fit. The mic seems like it should be

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detachable, but it isn't. I know. Yeah, it's not detachable. Also,

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uh you get it's apparently a 7.1 surround sound stereo earphones having

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only two. Well, it does have a USB jack, but I suspect that this is just for RGB

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lighting. Does it have lighting? Yep. Yeah, kind of. This is cool though, the

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headphone stand. It has separate headphone and microphone jacks and it

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has a headset jack so you don't have to use an adapter. Do you think that that's cheaper than

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just giving an adapter? Probably based on that that's what they

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[laughter] left ear marketkedly louder than the

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right. Does this have an inline volume control or something or is that as loud

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as it goes? There is a there's a volume on the headset. It's backwards. [music]

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Yeah, down makes it go louder. What's up with that? I don't know.

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Maybe it's for the Australian market. That's really accessible. That's really It's good that someone's thinking about

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our friends down there. I brought you a phone. Okay. And a selection of controllers.

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It goes on your keychain. And it's a game controller and selfie shutter

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remote. It's cute. It is cute. Cute doesn't mean good

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necessarily, but this looks pretty promising, though. [laughter]

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Look at the size of that dongle. You know, this seems pretty usable. Player

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one immediately paired. Is the D-pad

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better or worse than an Xbox? Seems usable.

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So, better. Whoa. Back to the little one for a

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second. [music] You can press L1 by mashing these buttons together. That

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could never cause any kind of problem. This is cool, though. This looks

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No, it doesn't. Okay. Well, [laughter]

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it did seem pretty close to genuine, but

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this is obviously not right. It It's like breaking already. Like look at the

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seam on that. Who makes this? Tesla.

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Oh, panel gaps. Panel gaps. The remote control

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a ring. Is it meant to be?

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No. You know where it goes. [laughter] Okay, in all seriousness, what is this

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supposed to be? It's a controller. What the hell is ABC D? And I have to

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play on the phone. Why play on the phone? Why can't I? Oh, well, don't worry. Don't worry. I know that you're going, "I have this big

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old monitor. Why do I have to play on my phone?" How about a curved HD screen

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amplifier? [sighs] Two to three times bigger screen, but

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eye protection. Yeah. Anti-broken.

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Yeah, I'm anti-broken, too. Oh, no.

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Oh, to their credit, the screen does look

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bigger. This is not very ergonomic. I was just going to say, what if we got

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you a chair from Wish.com? Oh, wow. How wonderful.

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Um, I've felt worse. Yeah, it's not bad.

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This will soften. This is not a very dense foam, so this is going to wear out

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and you'll get through it really fast.

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And it's [music] not that deep. So, you're going to be just on plywood.

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Fake adjustment buttons. Oh, obviously it looks like crap. You

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can see the lines from the lens. It's all distorted and there's fringing all

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over the place. But it it's definitely bigger as advertised. Listen, you can

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make up for any lack of skill with finger gloves. Point of clarification, what are those

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gloves supposed to be for? [music] Uh, gaming.

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They're very touchscreen compatible. I'll give them that. Uh, what are these

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for exactly? What does it say on the product page? Mobile phone game finger cover and

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mobile game controllers finger to improve sensitivity covering finger.

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Okay. All right. You win. That's what it's for. But

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you're looking a little chilly. I think you I think you need a little

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bit more for yourself. Okay, so we got you these USB powered hand warmers.

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Wow. Is it just on immediately?

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I might actually really like this. It gets freaking warm. You could kind of

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cable manage it inside your jacket. Just pull it apart more and then have it go

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down the sleeve. Huh?

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[screaming] They're not from Wish. They're just they're just cheaters. Hey. Whoa, whoa,

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whoa, whoa. Don't want to get your fingers dirty while you're gaming. No

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way. Little cheesy grabbing tweezer

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things.

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We can't start gaming yet, Lionus. Oh, I'm sorry. We got

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clothes for you. Oh, wonderful.

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This is not an advantage to these

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footplane.com. How do they look? So different from my old ones.

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[laughter]

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Mine actually fits not bad. Serving size three lives. It's not even clever. And

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if you find that shirt a bit embarrassing, I got you something to cover it up. It's another shirt. Daddy

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by day, gamer by night. No, honey. Wait.

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You forgot to take your genius gamer. Increased reaction time. Brain energy.

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Is this from Wish? Yes. Do it for the content. What is in it? Neutropics.

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Brainen enhancing drugs with no proven effect. It's kind of a whole pseudocience area. His brain's going to

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burst out a skull like Mojo Jojo. Brain energy asterisk increased reaction time

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asterisk. Elite gaming performance supplement asterisk. These statements

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have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not

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intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. The shirts were uh

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eight bucks a pop. Sure. The chopsticks 350. Uh gamer socks a

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buck 17. Okay, that sounds about right. The gamer pills were $85.

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No way. Yeah, it's more than a buck per pill. Can you imagine how expensive they would

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be if they had to be certified by the FDA? I know. Completely unreasonable.

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They're doing you a solid by undercutting the FDA.

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All right. Now, I think you're ready to game. The problem is not that we used cheap

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stuff. The problem is that we could have had so much better for what we paid.

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See, that's something I don't understand about marketplaces like Wish. Who is

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listing this stuff? Who is buying it?

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Why is it there at all at three times the price?

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The chair, oh no, is $296.

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This chair is worth maybe 45 bucks.

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This better be the greatest gaming experience I've ever had.

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So, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wish just got a new category that doesn't

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really apply to this video. Sexual wellness.

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Way to go, Wish. I'm feeling pretty well right now. What did you find?

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It's just a latex. Response time. Overall, not bad. And the

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mouse is absolutely usable. It's not great. I can tell without even needing

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to, you know, pull out any lab equipment that it's not tracking particularly

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well, but it's usable and the keyboard is very quiet and feels like crap.

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How's the headset? Oh, the headset's awful. It's among the

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worst I've ever encountered. It would be cheaper to ask your friend with a 3D

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printer and higher quality. Yeah. And you probably get them sooner.

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Oh, how long did everything take to arrive? Oh man, we ordered these like 4 months

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ago. To its credit, the setup is usable. It's

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not great. I wonder how the mic quality is. I'm

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thinking probably not very good. Oh, no way. It's wireless. That

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Remember the big dongle? Oh, that's right. The deluxe dongle.

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Peak donglage. Peter Donglage. These are definitely not better for

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gaming with a slippery plastic controller. I'll tell you that much. I

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wanted him to grab the thermal camera because these are getting so hot that I

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am actually starting to be concerned about burn potential. Oh, we're seeing

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50°. Actually dangerous.

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Also, the quality is terrible. It's already coming out. Oh, yeah. No,

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they're just not attached.

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There we go. [laughter] Glad he spent $45 on it.

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What? I'm not sure what's dumber. The fact that I tried whacking it to fix it

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or the fact that it worked. Wa! The dead

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zones on this joystick are enormous.

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I'm not turning yet. I'm not turning yet.

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I'm not turning yet. I'm not turning yet. I'm still not turning.

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Are you seeing this? I am not turning.

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There. Now I'm turning. I was wondering why the heck I was having such a hard

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time steering because it freaking it doesn't do anything and it's like let's

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go. In conclusion, for the handful of you who don't know this already, a lot

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of the stuff on Wish.com is crap. If you guys enjoyed this video Oh man, that's

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really annoying. If you guys enjoy Oh, it's still doing it. I think it's just

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from me talking. I don't think it's anything to do with the mic. My head is

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vibrating it and making it resonate. Why don't you check out the old Teimu PC,

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which I've been informed is Teamu, not Teamu, which is why I called it the

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whole time in that video. Oh, yeah. I know it's team.