Man, computer peripherals have gotten expensive. $280 for a gaming mouse, and
that makes some keyboards look cheap. And that's before you even add any
flare. How does a string of RGB lights cost so much? Surely, an ethically
ambiguous retailer could help me save some cash on my gaming setup. Good
citizens of the world, you've seen the All-Wish gaming PC. [snorts]
Now, feast your eyes on the allwish
gaming setup. But, okay, don't feast too much, though. There's a lot for us to
see. And some of it, okay, most of it is meme level crap. But
we also found a few things that I think might actually be worth buying. Before
we get our gaming desk, we need to start with making ambiance. Wow, a gaming rug. Anti-slip rug.
Really? They picked level 10? This is supposed to be anti-slip. It's called
the gamer controller theme carpet non-slip area rug doormat for living
room bedroom soft anti-slip floor carpet. Wow, it's everything for everything. I
could never want anything more. Game on, gamers. I just reached level 10. Oh god.
Oh, he didn't even slip. Anti-slip, not anti- trip, mind you. And
naturally, we need somewhere to sleep in our antisocial gamer cave. So, here's
bed sheets. Is there a bed? Uh, you know, we looked into that, but
we couldn't [laughter] find one. Uh, are these Windows with rain on them?
Is this a duvet cover? What's the opposite of an aphrodesiac?
[laughter] Watch out, ladies. Yeah, I'm a gamer. Oh, we could hang it
like a tapestry. Well, oh, I was kind of thinking [music] since I'm obviously
weird as maybe I sleep on this thing.
Oh. Oh, that's comfort. [laughter]
It suits you.
How much have we spent so far? Uh, $50. What? $50?
Yeah, $50. Pretty good deal, huh? Please tell me this wasn't more than 10 bucks.
Uh, well, that was 20 and the bed sheets
were 30. Ooh, Minecraft light up torch. Oh, remember
ThinkGeek? Are they still liquidating ThinkGeek inventory? They don't sell
them in this size anymore. No, I literally have this.
I know. And they they've discontinued this size. They have smaller versions of
it. It's USBC. It's got to be new. Mine doesn't have USBC. Yeah. Oh, look at
this. That's where the USB port used to be. What? This will light your way in
[music] dark places. Wait, no. Sorry. Wrong franchise. Sorry. This go.
[laughter] Knockoff or not, this is pretty cool. Yeah. And it's actually cheaper than
what it was originally sold for. It's 1917. All right. The manual still has the old
instructions as shown in the picture. Use the SUB charging interface. Except
the picture is wrong, and that's not how you spell USB. This is great. Sorry,
Minecraft. Let's get a real gamer mouse pad.
Wa! Yeah, a [laughter] completely wrong
world map. Rousia. Yeah, it's just [music] water.
Maybe this is a prophetic map. Oh, when the earth floods due to global
warming, all [music] of Russia here will be gone. All of eastern United States
and Canada will be gone. So much for the western coast of [music] South America.
I like how they mark Edmonton and Winnipeg. Those are the two most important Canadian cities.
I mean, they didn't do much better in the States. Denver. Really?
How much was the desk? I'm guessing 15 for the desk pack. How about 25 23?
Yeah. Yeah, that's too much. How much does our desk mat cost? $29.99 I think
for all for any size. Yeah, it doesn't have RGB, but like
Yeah. So, this makes more sense. Realistically, how great is this RGB?
How about a gaming mouse? Next up, we've got a wireless charging
luminous mouse. That is the single mushiest click I have ever felt ever.
One of the big features of this mouse is it's quiet.
At least it has the dongle built into it. It also has multi mode, so you have
Bluetooth, wireless, and wired. Yeah. Look, you've got off, on, and
zero. And they claim a half year of battery life.
It's a professional FPS shooter. [laughter]
I'm going to murder the crap out of FPS's with my free wolf. Game only. And
there's a gun for some reason. [laughter]
Uh, they also conveniently include a nice long USB cable.
Yeah, that's useful because the battery seems to be dead. The good news is that there's a mouse
bungee. You did that on purpose. It has a really
cool feature, a convex mirror, so you can see if someone comes up behind you
while you're gaming. [music] Dang. I mean, you don't want to get caught
gaming at work, right? It's the boss scope. It's very important
that I have my mouse bungee at my desk, sir. Hey, Lance, I have a question for
you. Yeah. Do you like the jazz?
Wow. If I did before, I'm not sure if I do now.
This is not very heavy. No, that's shiny plastic on the bottom.
Geek, [laughter] why is it insulting me right out of the box? Did it not come
with a cable? No. No. We are seriously cable deficient right
now. Why don't you go get a cable for it? I've been tasked. I'm sitting on a
wild goose chase. No cable's going to ever work. Look how deep it is.
He's never going to fit in there. What a fool. What a fool. What an idiot.
Look at that guy. Look at Look at that. Look at Look at Looking for Cables.
Yeah. Oh, it doesn't fit. Oh, doesn't have enough room for the
housing ON THIS. GOT HIM. WOO! YEAH. YEAH. You fell for
it. You got pranked. Did you know that was going to happen?
[laughter] Uh-oh. It's the one from Elijah. He's going to GET IT AGAIN. HE'S so stupid. What a
fool. Wow. It's disgusting already. I know. I've barely even touched it.
Oh, P and O are in the wrong spot. Yep. That's how it came. Well, it makes
sense because it's not very OP. Ah, a good one. I like
Yeah, you don't have to. I mean, maybe this is less prices, right, and more let's make a deal. But
also, I want it to be prices, right? You could have this keyboard and this mouse,
or you could exchange them for another
keyboard and mouse that you have yet to see. I'll exchange them.
You'll exchange them? I would like the other ones. Okay, sweet. What are these worth?
The mouse $11.55. Yeah, that checks out. The gaming keyboard is $33.77. Oh, I was
so close, but I went over. Yeah. Meet the Mamba Snake. Backlight
gaming keyboard and MOUSE SETS. OOH,
Mamba Snake. I take back what I said
before about that mouse being the mushiest thing I ever felt.
Ah, magnets. Now, what kind of mouse did
he get? He swapped it out. Let's see what he got. Oh, wait. What the hell? This is the
same mouse, [laughter] but it's not wireless now. And I'm not a
professional FPS shooter anymore. Can I see the other mold?
Yeah, it's right here. How is the wired one heavier? Oh, it has
a metal base on it. What's really crazy is they would have had to do a new mold
for this. This has a molded plastic bottom. And this has a molded plastic
bottom that has a spot for a metal insert. All right, here you go.
Yeah, you don't get this one anymore. Sorry, you're not a professional. I couldn't figure out how to charge it
anymore. The nice part is that you have a place to store your pens and your credit card for all of those
microtransactions. Shut up. Is that actually what that's
for? Holy crap. It's a credit card holder.
That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen ever. That's not stupid. I mean,
the angle it sits at is very stupid. Yeah, it's not a very thick phone
holder. Yeah. Well, don't be too sad because one thing that surprised us was how high quality
the RGB [music] is on this. WOW. OH, WE GOT ALL THESE different RGB
zones and everything
fun. Well, it's not individual key backlighting. There's just zones. You
can clearly see where the zones are. But you end up with some pretty cool
effects. These were 25 bucks.
No, the package was $71.
Yeah, you got the bad deal. And cut screen time.
I like this monitor though. 75 Hz 1080p.
As long as we didn't spend too much on it, it should be a pretty decent entry-
level gaming monitor. Yeah, it has an F from Energy. Uh the EU
energy rating, though. We didn't spend too much on it, right?
I will tell you nothing until you see more. They're literally right next to each
other and less than 6 in away from the low power consumption badge that
ironically has the highlighted one right at the bottom.
Just like the energy rating. [laughter] It could be worse. It could be G.
We get another insert telling us what a terrible choice we made. Adam, this is a
sticker. We got a sticker. Why?
You explain yourself. F baby, pay respects. You're not going to have any
height adjustment or anything like that, but it tilts a little bit and it's made
of metal. You know, it feels solid. Wow.
Yeah, that does not really click in very well.
[laughter] Not much in terms of I/IO either. We get HDMI 1.4, which is plenty for 1080p 75
Hz. VGA, DCN. This is kind of bad news.
They only ship with an EU power adapter,
but they did ship it to us, so we had to source our own. We didn't buy it in the
EU. We bought it in Canada on Wish. Yeah. Way to go, Wish. I wish you were
better at this. That's the first time anyone's ever made that joke. That's incredible. HDMI cable
included though. I'm going to say $129.99.
It is wrong. We paid 1117,
but it's now listed for 162. Uh, what? So, I mean, I'm not terribly disappointed.
It's a miracle of modern manufacturing that you can get a functioning display
for $100. [music] Yeah, but you can get like 1080p 100Hz
displays 27 in for about the same price. Yeah. Or you could just go on Facebook
Marketplace and get it for like $25. If you went to Wish to save money, you
didn't in this case. But does your reputable brand monitor come with an extra screw, Adam? You know
what? I didn't think about that. Boom. But I did think about how you might not
be able to see what's on your desk, so I got you a desk. Oh my god, I hate these. These are so
stupid. It is not waterproof. Do not use it in a
humid environment. Wow, that's a lot of bands. Yeah,
that wallpaper is pretty low quality. So, it has been
Yeah, but even the chrome icon doesn't look right.
Blacks are barely black. Okay, ready? Watch this. Watch this.
Yeah. Gray. Well, I mean, hey, just wait.
That is not going to help. It's on already. [laughter]
Couldn't even tell. It's so bright at
all. Oh, wow. Hold on. Did you notice this?
Are you seeing what's happening with this screen? Yeah, you're uh hitting it.
I'M BARELY TOUCHING IT. WAIT, it's white light below, RGB light above.
We're not done with the lights, though. Oh, good. We also have our creative 3D
visualization lamp. I like it. It's a piece of acrylic with
some PlayStation icons etched onto it.
Can be powered by batteries or from the wall. Man, we are going to run out of
freaking USB. Oh, sorry. I didn't want you to see my gaming bars. I thought those were USB
hubs, which would actually come in handy right about now. Oh, no. I wish.
Oh. Oh, he said it. I wish I could go home.
Hey, not bad. Why does this light have noise
suppression filtering? These are supposed to be reactive RGB
lights that react to sound. Okay, I do not know what they mean by noise
suppression filtering. Oh. Oh, sick. Check this out. Yo yo, I'm
gaming, folks. Look at me gaming. Oh,
there's a stand. I kind of like this one. It's very RGB, but it's actually
not that bright, so it doesn't even bother me to look at it. Uh, hello.
Hello, hello. Okay, it makes it mono. Okay, I'm Oh, okay. Checkity check,
check, check, check. How about this one? Okay, yeah, we got some different mode
speeds. I think we have a solution for a USB port problem.
Oh, an RGB headset st Why does the stand
have 7.1 surround sound? What does that even mean?
I think it has a gaming DAC in it. No
way. Okay, one second. I know we already kind of moved on past the PlayStation
button lamp, but I did not read the box for these. This is a very challenging
brain and visual illusion lamp. Visual feast depicts a romantic road pattern so
that the night is not monotonous. Might
not even be monogamous. How much sex appeal this is going to
give you. Well, you can't be monogamous if you're not getting laid in the first place.
base for this is freaking heavy. Oh,
no burden, just joy. We paid 20 bucks for it.
We paid 30 bucks for it. Yeah, it's not so bad. I doubt there's
any fingerprint reading about it, but it definitely has a touch sensitive button
to change the RGB modes. My grandma has a lamp like that.
So, uh, let's get you a gaming headset, guy. Oh, cool.
It's really bad. Everything about it is so plastic. Yes. Thank you.
I mean, they couldn't even make the peel fit. The mic seems like it should be
detachable, but it isn't. I know. Yeah, it's not detachable. Also,
uh you get it's apparently a 7.1 surround sound stereo earphones having
only two. Well, it does have a USB jack, but I suspect that this is just for RGB
lighting. Does it have lighting? Yep. Yeah, kind of. This is cool though, the
headphone stand. It has separate headphone and microphone jacks and it
has a headset jack so you don't have to use an adapter. Do you think that that's cheaper than
just giving an adapter? Probably based on that that's what they
[laughter] left ear marketkedly louder than the
right. Does this have an inline volume control or something or is that as loud
as it goes? There is a there's a volume on the headset. It's backwards. [music]
Yeah, down makes it go louder. What's up with that? I don't know.
Maybe it's for the Australian market. That's really accessible. That's really It's good that someone's thinking about
our friends down there. I brought you a phone. Okay. And a selection of controllers.
It goes on your keychain. And it's a game controller and selfie shutter
remote. It's cute. It is cute. Cute doesn't mean good
necessarily, but this looks pretty promising, though. [laughter]
Look at the size of that dongle. You know, this seems pretty usable. Player
one immediately paired. Is the D-pad
better or worse than an Xbox? Seems usable.
So, better. Whoa. Back to the little one for a
second. [music] You can press L1 by mashing these buttons together. That
could never cause any kind of problem. This is cool, though. This looks
No, it doesn't. Okay. Well, [laughter]
it did seem pretty close to genuine, but
this is obviously not right. It It's like breaking already. Like look at the
seam on that. Who makes this? Tesla.
Oh, panel gaps. Panel gaps. The remote control
a ring. Is it meant to be?
No. You know where it goes. [laughter] Okay, in all seriousness, what is this
supposed to be? It's a controller. What the hell is ABC D? And I have to
play on the phone. Why play on the phone? Why can't I? Oh, well, don't worry. Don't worry. I know that you're going, "I have this big
old monitor. Why do I have to play on my phone?" How about a curved HD screen
amplifier? [sighs] Two to three times bigger screen, but
eye protection. Yeah. Anti-broken.
Yeah, I'm anti-broken, too. Oh, no.
Oh, to their credit, the screen does look
bigger. This is not very ergonomic. I was just going to say, what if we got
you a chair from Wish.com? Oh, wow. How wonderful.
Um, I've felt worse. Yeah, it's not bad.
This will soften. This is not a very dense foam, so this is going to wear out
and you'll get through it really fast.
And it's [music] not that deep. So, you're going to be just on plywood.
Fake adjustment buttons. Oh, obviously it looks like crap. You
can see the lines from the lens. It's all distorted and there's fringing all
over the place. But it it's definitely bigger as advertised. Listen, you can
make up for any lack of skill with finger gloves. Point of clarification, what are those
gloves supposed to be for? [music] Uh, gaming.
They're very touchscreen compatible. I'll give them that. Uh, what are these
for exactly? What does it say on the product page? Mobile phone game finger cover and
mobile game controllers finger to improve sensitivity covering finger.
Okay. All right. You win. That's what it's for. But
you're looking a little chilly. I think you I think you need a little
bit more for yourself. Okay, so we got you these USB powered hand warmers.
Wow. Is it just on immediately?
I might actually really like this. It gets freaking warm. You could kind of
cable manage it inside your jacket. Just pull it apart more and then have it go
down the sleeve. Huh?
[screaming] They're not from Wish. They're just they're just cheaters. Hey. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Don't want to get your fingers dirty while you're gaming. No
way. Little cheesy grabbing tweezer
things.
We can't start gaming yet, Lionus. Oh, I'm sorry. We got
clothes for you. Oh, wonderful.
This is not an advantage to these
footplane.com. How do they look? So different from my old ones.
[laughter]
Mine actually fits not bad. Serving size three lives. It's not even clever. And
if you find that shirt a bit embarrassing, I got you something to cover it up. It's another shirt. Daddy
by day, gamer by night. No, honey. Wait.
You forgot to take your genius gamer. Increased reaction time. Brain energy.
Is this from Wish? Yes. Do it for the content. What is in it? Neutropics.
Brainen enhancing drugs with no proven effect. It's kind of a whole pseudocience area. His brain's going to
burst out a skull like Mojo Jojo. Brain energy asterisk increased reaction time
asterisk. Elite gaming performance supplement asterisk. These statements
have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not
intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. The shirts were uh
eight bucks a pop. Sure. The chopsticks 350. Uh gamer socks a
buck 17. Okay, that sounds about right. The gamer pills were $85.
No way. Yeah, it's more than a buck per pill. Can you imagine how expensive they would
be if they had to be certified by the FDA? I know. Completely unreasonable.
They're doing you a solid by undercutting the FDA.
All right. Now, I think you're ready to game. The problem is not that we used cheap
stuff. The problem is that we could have had so much better for what we paid.
See, that's something I don't understand about marketplaces like Wish. Who is
listing this stuff? Who is buying it?
Why is it there at all at three times the price?
The chair, oh no, is $296.
This chair is worth maybe 45 bucks.
This better be the greatest gaming experience I've ever had.
So, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wish just got a new category that doesn't
really apply to this video. Sexual wellness.
Way to go, Wish. I'm feeling pretty well right now. What did you find?
It's just a latex. Response time. Overall, not bad. And the
mouse is absolutely usable. It's not great. I can tell without even needing
to, you know, pull out any lab equipment that it's not tracking particularly
well, but it's usable and the keyboard is very quiet and feels like crap.
How's the headset? Oh, the headset's awful. It's among the
worst I've ever encountered. It would be cheaper to ask your friend with a 3D
printer and higher quality. Yeah. And you probably get them sooner.
Oh, how long did everything take to arrive? Oh man, we ordered these like 4 months
ago. To its credit, the setup is usable. It's
not great. I wonder how the mic quality is. I'm
thinking probably not very good. Oh, no way. It's wireless. That
Remember the big dongle? Oh, that's right. The deluxe dongle.
Peak donglage. Peter Donglage. These are definitely not better for
gaming with a slippery plastic controller. I'll tell you that much. I
wanted him to grab the thermal camera because these are getting so hot that I
am actually starting to be concerned about burn potential. Oh, we're seeing
50°. Actually dangerous.
Also, the quality is terrible. It's already coming out. Oh, yeah. No,
they're just not attached.
There we go. [laughter] Glad he spent $45 on it.
What? I'm not sure what's dumber. The fact that I tried whacking it to fix it
or the fact that it worked. Wa! The dead
zones on this joystick are enormous.
I'm not turning yet. I'm not turning yet.
I'm not turning yet. I'm not turning yet. I'm still not turning.
Are you seeing this? I am not turning.
There. Now I'm turning. I was wondering why the heck I was having such a hard
time steering because it freaking it doesn't do anything and it's like let's
go. In conclusion, for the handful of you who don't know this already, a lot
of the stuff on Wish.com is crap. If you guys enjoyed this video Oh man, that's
really annoying. If you guys enjoy Oh, it's still doing it. I think it's just
from me talking. I don't think it's anything to do with the mic. My head is
vibrating it and making it resonate. Why don't you check out the old Teimu PC,
which I've been informed is Teamu, not Teamu, which is why I called it the
whole time in that video. Oh, yeah. I know it's team.