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Today we're doing a blue screen of death speedrun competition.

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It used to be blue enough, but now it's black because someone at Microsoft apparently needed to be paid stills.

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But the acronym still works. We'll be judging it on two categories. Firstly, the speed, and secondly,

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just how much style they have while doing it. So we have four contestants today.

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First one, if he's here. Eli? Oh.

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Hi. You can tell me if it's you. Oh, first off.

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Wait, is it blue or is it black? It's black. But who are you screen of death?

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You're supposed to make the computer go black and blue.

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Yes. I brought a secret tool.

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Five out of five, yeah. All right, Eli, are you ready? Yes, sir.

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All right, three, two, one, go. What the?

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You plugging something? Yes, sir. I didn't say I was illegal. The only rule is you can't break the computer,

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like physically break it. What is he doing? He opened the drive.

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He launched. Why isn't it working? Oh, no.

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Performance anxiety. Oh, no. What a twist.

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This is a help file. No, that's OK. That's fine.

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I have a backup plan. Something's not working. He's pivoting. The CMD?

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He's pivoting. This is good. Shows ingenuity. Done.

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Done? Oh. OK. My primary plan didn't work.

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I had to pivot to my backup plan. Critical process died.

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Wow, I like the backup plan. This is why you always copy and paste things

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into an administrator command prompt from the internet.

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No, god. I actually was, I did check to make sure

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we were disconnected from the internet, because the tool that I was trying to run,

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I actually didn't know what it would do. If it would install a virus, it was literally

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called Start Blue Screen. You just downloaded a random one?

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I just downloaded it from a website. And the website I'm pretty sure was, like,

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InitiateBlueScreen.com or something like that. Is this computer connected to the internet?

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No, it's not. We're good. We're not going to infect it. That could have been a virus.

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What the heck are you doing? I tried running it on my work computer, and our threat locker caught it.

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That's good. To our IT department, I'm sorry. I don't know why it didn't work.

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It's telling me you must specify five command line parameters in order to initiate a blue screen of death.

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You had to write your rainbow. So let you know, you finish it in 34 seconds.

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New record. That's for you, honey. No one got that joke.

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That's fine. I thought it was funny. I gave you a solid three. Out of what?

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Out of five. Oh, thank god. Out of, that's 10.

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You had 10 from all three of us. Three and a half because your initial method failed,

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but the ingenuity, the wherewithal,

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to be like, no, OK, I can pivot. I can make something, you know? I had at least two backup plans,

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and I'm glad that I had that. It saved me in the end. Two backup plans.

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What was the other one? It was to connect it to the internet and try redialing another program.

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Just to flip the table and run out. Well, I was like, can we move a stick of RAM out?

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Why did you give Eli 3.5? Same sort of idea.

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I liked the ingenuity and coming prepared,

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but at the same time, first one didn't work. Understandable.

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I'm a vibes guy, so I just felt like a three today. What the hell does that mean?

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Why is this based on vibes? I did the challenge. Yeah, but then, you know.

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That's just who Sammy is. It didn't feel like a four. The best part is that this is not a bit.

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This is actually just Sammy. I am going to be so curious if you give anyone else a four

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or five what that is. I feel like I'm being pressured to give you a four.

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You should, yeah. But I don't follow the pressure. Sammy, you should give him a four.

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I'm not giving him a... Let's have our new writer, Danny, come on stage today.

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Come on, Danny. Oh, Danny boy. Come on, then.

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All right, Danny, do you want that camera there? You want to shoot yourself to the camera?

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Because this is your first camera appearance from what I've heard. Yeah, I had a very brief cameo.

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Oh, nice. Hi, I'm Danny. New writer.

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Woo! What am I doing? You're making the computer blue, uh, B-Sod.

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Uh, is this being timed? Yeah.

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Holy shit. Did no reader think I sent them? I sent everybody with...

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We're busy, Sammy. All right, ready? Yes.

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Three, two, one, go. I'll try the easy way first.

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Okay. The easy way. What's the easy way? Are you shutting it down?

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I mean, it is a black screen if he shuts it down. I love how different this feels than Elijah's already.

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Why? What's different about it? He's just kind of like, well, I'm going to try the first thing first and...

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Oh, PowerShell? Elijah was like... PowerShell?

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What's PowerShell? It's where you go and do powerful things.

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PowerShell, that's my Pokemon's favorite move. Pass, kill?

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Pass, kill? What did I say? Is that pass, kill?

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Yeah, no, it's pass, kill. This is, this is... Pressure.

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Looking familiar. Pressure, he says. Oh, wait, the wrong one!

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Does he... No, no, wait, he was pass manager now?

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Wait, that's not gonna do a pass manager. Wait, what do you mean?

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What do you do in pass manager? You can do anything in there. Manage tasks.

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Oh, what's going on? Pass the manager. Oh, don't want all this. Oh, you probably don't want to show that on screen.

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Oh, okay. I don't know, I don't know. Wait, you can blur it? You can blur it after?

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Oh, Daniel, I'll keep it real with you. It's been a minute and 10 seconds.

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Pass, kill? What?

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It's been a minute and 10 seconds. What? What's happening? Am I doing it right?

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I can't read it from the screen. This is my favorite. Something host.

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Oh, no, it's not found, though. Danny, Danny's like... Something host is not found. Oh, I spelt it wrong.

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Oh, no, oh. He's going for SBC host. He's going to kill the SBC host.

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What's SBC host? Not the SBC host! All right.

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It's not blue. Oh, I don't want to be mean. I can be mean.

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No. Why do you want to go first? You know, I'm giving you a three.

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Danny? Three out of five. Three out of five. Three out of five.

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Because I, you know, at the end of the day, you did blue screen or black screen it.

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So what are you gonna, like what? I'm gonna give him less than a three.

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He completed the task. You came in here to do what you came to do and...

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I gave you a two.

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Because the confidence wasn't there. But at the end of the day, you did get it done

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and Riley's right. You deserve a little bit more. So let's add a...

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Oh, I don't know how to do a five backwards.

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Like that? Was that right? Two point five?

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I'll take it. I thought he came in with like too much confidence

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because Elijah came in here. He was like, oh, I'm gonna fail. You came in like, all right.

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I didn't even know what I was doing when I got here. I still don't.

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And I gave you a one.

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Point nine eight six seven two. Which round up to two?

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You know, you got the job done. You look a little flustered at the end, but you know what?

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You still got it done. And I think that's a solid one point nine eight six seven two.

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Which round up to two? So you got two. Thank you, Sammy. I appreciate all that.

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I don't think he looked flustered for a second. He was just... I got more numbers probably than anybody else.

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That's true. The best numbers.

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The best numbers. We'll get the best numbers out there. Thank you, Danny.

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Cheers. Mr. Jordan. Crawl them.

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How you doing, buddy? I'm good, how are you guys?

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So you just look at the camera into yourself and then...

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Sorry? You look at the camera.

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I'm Jordan. I'm a writer. You've all seen him before. Let's just do this.

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All right. Are you ready, Jordan? Yep. Three, two, one, go.

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Okay. What is he doing? Finder.

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Finder. Oh, finder. This is different now. Explorer.

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What is he doing? What are you typing? Window? Windar?

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Windar. What's windar? Oh, windar. System 32?

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Oh, no. Oh, oh, no. Oh, oh, oh.

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You don't have permissions, dude. I have a feeling things are gonna start going missing

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on this one. You don't have permissions for that? I do now.

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Wait, he's making a folder? Yeah. What is he making a folder?

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He's hacking the planet. I don't know what the folder says. I thought it was gonna delete system 32.

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Oh. Oh, okay. Okay, this is interesting.

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We'll see if this still works. For me, you're a 3R10 right now for style.

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This is crazy. 3R10? Yeah, for me personally. I thought it was not a five.

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A 3R5, sorry. Oh, okay. Changing your scrolling system.

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I don't, I'm just randomly here or what? I'm just lost in life. Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.

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Wait, what's happening? This is taking a while, Jordan. This is taking a while, but. It's rebooting.

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It's a black screen, but it's not of death. I'm not getting, oh.

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Oh. We got Gigabyte back, so we're starting. That wasn't a blue screen.

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The computer being slow is not my fault. I'm like, no.

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That's a risk, yeah. So it's gonna do. It's not me, I didn't mean it. You think it's gonna go from this to a B-Sod?

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Yeah. Oh, there it is.

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Yeah. We'll see the second one. Oh, another one.

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It's a lead. Two B-Sods? Either the two B-Sods.

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All right, config which? Config list failed. Okay. He besotted it twice.

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Mastod squared. That's only theories. No signal. No signal.

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I'm ready to give my rating here. So it's automatic repair. You, man, you really.

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You broke it. You broke it. You f*** this up. System to diagnose your PC.

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This is, oh my. Man, he freaking nuked this thing.

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I'm looking at, this is crazy. Oh my God. And we got the blue one.

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Oh, you got the blue as well. Yo. They kept the automatic repair blue.

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What? What's happening? Let's see if it works. This is great.

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It's gonna be like a 1.3 or something B-S now. All right, Riley, you wanna start?

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I mean, it's still going. The performance is still underway.

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Is it gonna do it again? Yes. So why is it doing this? Basically, I've added something to the registry

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that it can't be all with. Oh. Yeah. That's what I'm gonna have for the registry.

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So if I put like the Among Us picture there and named it, what you named it,

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bud.png, would it do the same thing? No.

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Okay. Okay. Well, I'm ready. All right.

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I'm giving this a five because five out of five. Cause I mean, what is the scale supposed to be

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if this isn't a five? I mean, he black screened it, he blue screened it

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and it's still ongoing as we're talking right now. This is the-

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And we wouldn't have used a hammer so I was like, what else can I do, right? He's done every kind of screen you can do to a PC.

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This is, I'm scared for my life to be frank.

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Well done, Jordan. Yeah. Okay. I'm giving it a 4.8 just because I know how I would undo it.

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But it's a persistent looping blue screen or black screen,

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whatever you wanna call it. Whatever. So that's pretty darn good.

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And now it's saying we'll restart for you, but it's not restarting.

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It's like- If you can't even do it, we'll get a point, two points back. Interesting.

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Later on, you try. I mean, Jordan, at that point you're just being a nuisance.

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Fair enough. We need the PC over. All right. I'm no more hard drive.

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I gave you a 4.967. All right.

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But I rounded it up to a five. All right. So perfect five out of five for you.

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Thank you very much. So that's a total- The vibes- Looks good.

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Yeah. Thanks, Jordan. Thanks, Jordan. The vibes continue.

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All right. And we're blading through the shoot actually. We have one final contestant here.

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We have Tatiana from Creative Warehouse. Tatiana. Oh wait, wait, wait.

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First, we gotta fix the computer first. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At first.

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If Packrats can fix it in five minutes, I think Jordan loses half a point. Hey.

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Well, Packrats, you can do it. This is a aura check, you know?

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An aura check? Yeah. This looks like a spaceship. I'm not getting it up here though.

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Oh. It looks like Doom. I never played Doom actually, but it looks like Doom.

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Oh. This looks like 1980s.

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This looks like 1980s. This looks like something you would use

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back in your day. In the two years of the 80s that I was alive for?

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But let me tell you, those were good years. Back in my day in the 80s.

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Man, I missed the 80s.

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Man, I missed the 90s. The three years I was alive.

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A man could truly live then. And by a man, I mean a baby.

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Okay, so what I've done here right now is I've started into the Windows installer,

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and I'm gonna go and see if I can try and find the file that Jordan added.

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Oh my God. Jordan, what the heck dude? Oh my God.

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You should have told us. No, this is interesting though. I'm interested.

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This is part of the saga. Pancrats is now part of the competition though.

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It's just, he's in his own competition though. What is he typing, bro? This looks like a hack, you know, a matrix?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's hacking into the matrix. This is so great. I love that you're the one who organized this.

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Why? Whoa, look what he's doing. Well, like, I don't know what he's doing.

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He's like, he's like making the computer do stuff.

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Okay, I think I got it.

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So we're gonna reboot unplug my USB and see what happens.

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It's been more of a mis-thing at this point, but. Really? I don't think so. No way.

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Look at your timer. I didn't take the timer. Why are you laughing at it instead of just stopping it?

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Jordan's sweating, bro. He's off camera. He's like, guys, oh gosh.

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We're gonna have to reboot one more time because Windows failed to start too many times.

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So it's doing the automatic repair thing.

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Do a job, he did it too well. Well, he's not a camera, so this is my truth.

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I can make whatever narrative I want to make. Jordan's now doing backflips off camera.

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Elijah taught him. You know what this feels like? You know, have you heard of the Excel's

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eSports World Championships? I like that. This doesn't, right now, that doesn't feel like that

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because we're just kind of. No. Oh.

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It's still, it's still worked. Okay, Jordan wins.

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Jordan's put his middle finger out to everybody at us.

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He said, F, y'all, I did it right. Let's introduce Tatiana to our next stage.

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Tatiana, welcome. Hello, I'm Tatiana Devick.

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The product developer at Creator Warehouse. I mainly work on raw materials.

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Three, two, one, go.

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Chrome. Chrome. Okay. There's no internet.

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There's no, well, send me. Three, two, one, go.

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Google Chrome. Chrome. Interesting.

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Oh. She's, what? Blue script.

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Shut up. That's why.

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That's why. Now. Uh-oh.

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Right click, right click on that. Right click on that. Open image in new tab.

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No. No, no. Right click. No, I had any of this.

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Down, open image. No, I was just saying.

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Almost. Open image in new tab. Yeah.

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That's the top one. And that's, yeah. And then, what? And then, and then F11.

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F11? Yeah. Yeah. Good job.

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Yeah. It's technically a blue screen.

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Shockingly, you weren't the fastest. Swagger was there.

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I had no swagger. I would be totally fine if he gave me zeros across the board.

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What's your drawing? Huh? You have a drawing.

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Don't worry about it. I'm giving you 2.5 because it's technically a blue screen.

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There wasn't any hacking involved, but I have to admit, it is a blue screen.

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And you know, and we had fun along the way. I gave Danny a three because he technically did it,

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but it was like, he kind of stumbled his way there. Wait, I forget what I, yeah.

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This is what I'm going with. I gave a 3.14 for Pi because it's out of the box thinking.

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And I gave you, what does that have to do with Pi? Well, there's no boxes with Pi.

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That's true, it just keeps going. I guess Pi comes in a box. Yeah.

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Well, I was like, it's more distinct Pi. That's not a number, but I, oh,

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it looks like a five this way now. Yeah. All right.

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What's going on? Sammy. I gave you a 2.67.

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Six seven. Rounding down, so you got two.

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Rounding down? Rounding down, why? What is your rounding? There's no rhyme or reason.

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Round down to the nearest two decibels, so you got two. He rounded everybody else up top.

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Yeah. Well, you know, I can't give her a three because I gave Danny a three.

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I gave Danny a two because I can't put Danny lower.

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I just meet Danny again. But you know what? It's not the scores at the end of the day.

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It's the blue screens we saw along the way.

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Or black screens, as it were. But you were the second fastest. Hey, we got a blue screen.

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Yeah, you got a blue screen. Bye, Tatiana. Bye.

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Thank you so much. Eli was the fastest, so he gets additional eight points. Tatiana was the second fastest.

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She gets additional six points. Jordan for Danny two.

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Why wouldn't you just make it four, three, two, one?

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Because I'm making sure the speed is valued more because at the end of the day, this is a speed run competition.

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Oh, I see. Okay, so speed is the only thing that matters.

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Speed is the most important. But then the style points could get you bump up points too.

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You know, it's like Mario party. This is 20 points altogether.

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Do you have a problem with me? I love you, Sammy. No.

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3.5, Tatiana, I gave her two.

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I gave Jordan a five. He's remembering all the things that he rounded up to,

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which is pretty impressive. It's because he can't remember all the other numbers.

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And Danny, I gave two. So, and what was your score?

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So I gave Elijah 3.5, Tatiana 3.14,

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so do with that what you want. Jordan, I gave him a 4.8, rounded up to five.

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Danny, I gave a 2.5. Elijah, 3.5.

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Oh, wow. Tatiana, 2.5. Jordan, yeah.

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5. Okay, well, Jordan dominated. Danny, 3.

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My inner Asian. Let me do the math here, about 15.

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Elijah's real close to there, bud. Wait, does that mean I have an inner white guy

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inside the outer white guy? Do I have an inner Asian to him?

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That's six. All right, so right now Jordan dominated with 19.

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You haven't done Elijah yet. I'm just, I'm making the anticipation happen.

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It's called tension. Over tension is going like this right now.

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I think you can see the Elijah's not gonna beat him.

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You don't know that? Oh, but he got eight. Three, six, nine, 17, 18.5.

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So, Eli lost by .5. Wow, okay. All right, yeah, that was tension.

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He was pretty close. See, I was pretty close. He was up by .5.

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Wow, master storyteller. Yeah. And then you know what,

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Eli's crap was complaining about the .5 he lost. Who?

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Eli's complaining, wasn't he? Was he? Yeah, because I only gave him 3.5.

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I mean, he always is, but that's like, neither here nor there. And that's the video.

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Congratulations to Jordan. And that's the video.

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Congratulations to Jordan for winning. I have to go congratulate him.

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Hi, Jordan. Hello. Congratulations, you won.

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Here's a trophy. This is my trophy?

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Yeah, you won by, with 19 points. 19.

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Yeah. I'm getting like that. Congratulations. Thank you.

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What? Paladin. So anyways, Jordan.