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switch oh I didn't check if the intro is working I had hoped to fix that this

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all right so we've got a great show for you guys today Colton prepared the dock

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in what appears to be about 17 minutes there's not a lot of detail in it but we

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love him anyway the Nintendo switch

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debuts March the 3 at 299 oh oh oh terrible terrible terrible

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turn off thank you and that's where the snap thing came from if you didn't watch

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the Nintendo switch keynote whenever they change topics they would go yeah

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which is super Charming um so the Nintendo switch is

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coming the Nokia 6 Nokia's first Android

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smartphone is official Nokia is joining the likes of

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caterpillar now it's everybody has an

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Android phone yeah where's your Android phone we I mean the Luke Droid no that

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is not yours I I mean that is Google's but it is but I bought it no no and and

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you didn't also Fair okay moving on HDMI

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2ot about that HDMI 2.1 announced at CES what do you

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got lonus uh might have stolen project

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Valerie bull bull crap roll the intro I'm going to do a

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search no you will not all lies all lies

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that is not what happened not I'm going to deny it forever I'm going to be like

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um ah who just denies everything in the

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face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary can you think of anyone like

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that uh uh I can't either no yeah no me

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neither not a single person I can't think of anybody like that what's the

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date today what are we a week away from

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uh packs Friday the 13th is today lucky

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right okay moving on uh Nintendo switch should we just jump right into that

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let's just jump right into do it okay let me bring it hold on hold on hold on

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you can't jump into it yet you got to like uh right into the switch you got to

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at least put your bathing suit on you know whoa Nintendo announces the SW I

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mean you don't have to

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jeez Nintendo announces switch specs in an event that we weren't invited to no

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not that we're salty so go ahead and talk pry salty talk about how we're not

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salty I poured an entire can of salt out while watching this uh so it's coming

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March 3rd it will retail for $299 which doesn't sound that cheap but

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is I believe the third cheapest console

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launch ever when adjusted for inflation yeah I remember looking that up like how

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much has Super Nintendo costs in today dollars it's like like Neo Geo or

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something was like ,000 like how much Metals in this thing you know like oh my

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goodness uh anyways the the controllers

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on the left and right are now well I think they're officially called joycon

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controllers joycon wow joycon sounds

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like something else in entirely I didn't watch the event so this is all this is

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all coming to me fresh here I mean it's like coming right at me it's hitting me

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right in the face I want to attend Joy con it's hitting you right in the face at Joy con Joy right in the face at

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joyon man guess how much they cost I mean I missed AVN this year CU they no

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longer run it during the same at the same time as CES right hasn't it not

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been at the same time for like a long time yeah it's been it's been a few years but it used to be that it was like

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two like long hard conventions were in

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the same city of sin at the same time and uh on

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like very polar opposite ends of the spectrum yeah I know it's like people

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who literally get paid to have sex and

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people who have to

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pay I mean I mean there's a lot of cool people at CES too yeah anyways

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there thank you I appreciate it guess

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how much the joyon controllers cost wait

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I thought I assume they would be included they are okay but if you want

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why would you want more oh like if you want to use a derp Square

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controller and you don't just buy a weed I've heard pro contr pro controller for

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some reason yeah I know some people have been saying that apparently they feel

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good I seriously hold on what was it Jimmy Kimmel who unveiled the switch for

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the first time that sounds right I think it was Jimmy Kimmel um so did you hear

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it from him no okay because I was going

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to say he's a giant Nintendo fan boy oh

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did you hear it from a giant Nintendo Fanboy maybe because it looks abominable

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it does no I know the first time I saw it I was like wow that's horrible but

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okay to be fair it looks really good when it's on the side of the switch the

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Wii U controller with the screen in the middle okay I actually love that one

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okay but but when it's on that like box it is weird I don't like that so I

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think it's kind of a shoulder width question oh that could be because this

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is comfortable yeah and this is just not no matter how ergonomic the thing you're

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holding is it's like the whole 10 keyless versus 104 key layout for FPS

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games argument you want that natural

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that natural shoulder width um yeah cuz I really like my favorite controller for

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the Wii U is the the main one with that said let's get in a console gamer

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posture here because right now we're sitting at a desk all right so hold on

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all right okay I'm I'm assuming the position here yeah no that's good and

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you use the pillow yeah use the pillow

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okay that's kind of all right that's all right but let's flip the pillow the

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other way that's kind of all right too

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like if I've got the controller in the lap which 90% of the time for me if I'm

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using a controller uh it's the one in my lap

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um so maybe maybe we're just not try it

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out yeah we'll have to try it out I maybe we're not giving it a air Shake

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okay hit hit me with hit me with some more Deets well you have you have to

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guess how much they are oh I have to guess how much you want to buy extras I

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mean if there're anything other than $59.99 I'll be surprised because there's

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certain games that you need two full

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sets of those cuz those are the motion controllers oh I see those those have

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Motion in them yeah so you'll have to buy another one and they have like HD

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vibrator things which apparently you can like feel like if someone if you're

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holding like a glass with this thing you could like feel someone pouring water

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in we're going to have to try it we're going to have to try it okay all right I

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get it and so there's going to be like one stupid like quest in Zelda where you

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have to like fill water jugs or some

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crap and it'll be like this completely

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contrived like yell aty DS style thing

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do you remember that I have to blow the feather thing

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that was so stupid they wanted to okay for the DS they wanted to show off how

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like the microphone could be integrated into games so on some weird mini game

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you had to like blow on the DS so You' see people like it was so dumb anyways

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80 us $80 us yeah so $300 for a

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controller and then to equip $300 for a console controller yeah with a

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controller and then another $240

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to equip all of your friends US dollars with controllers US

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dollars to be fair each joy-con controller if you're playing a game that

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doesn't require like the motion in each hand can be split out and turned into

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two controllers sideways yeah but that I mean if we're talking ergonomics that's

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horrible no it actually looks like the worst thing cuz like remotes turn

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sideways are doable yeah they're somewhat usable they're all right and

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but they're a lot wider than the joycon the joyon rollers are way smaller I this

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feels terrible to me and that reminds me of that what was that steel series

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Bluetooth controller that they 70 not 80 apparently that they discontinued almost

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immediately after they launched it um I

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don't remember what it was called but it was awful it was like a it was like a mobile mobile game controller uh $70 I

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was wrong $70 okay so it's $69.99 yeah which is still $10 higher

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than I guessed and $20 you said if they're over

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50 bucks I said $59.99 cuz I think that's what everyone else is at if I

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recall correctly very common I know yeah um I still don't like it and it's 70 for

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a Pro Controller and it's 70 I yeah but the Pro controller isn't going to have

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the two isn't going to have all the motion stuff and when I'm filling my

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jug I won't know how full my jug is

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except for visually yeah right which is where I would be looking and my

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attention would be focused presumably someone said WTF is a Pro

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Controller that's like your more standard gaming controller for the Wii U

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yeah yeah and there's new ones and they look cool they have some see-through stuff going on okay so we're back to

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N64 that's that's back in fashion is Apple going to redo their whole aluminum

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aesthetic and they're going to bring back like the colorful the colorful iMac

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hopefully I've always loved see-through Electronics imagine a okay hold up

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hold up imagine like a glass razor blade

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yeah I'm down 100% down yeah yeah if it

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could like stand up and durability wise y when someone figures out how to

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economically machine and polish glass yeah it will come like sick really clean

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very clean cuz the modern deal is clean not like purple plastic that you can see

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through well that and they'll use it anyway even if like they'll they'll use

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it even if they make it opaque like they could do black glass yeah and it would

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be a fingerprint magnet but at least you could clean it that's see that's my I

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get product managers asking me this all the time why don't you like glossy black

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and I'm like because it's plastic it scratches immediately scch look terrible

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yeah yeah people people call me out like oh you you hate glossy plastic but

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you're cool with tempered glass and I'm like yeah but you can take like a a

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microfiber cloth and like whip it a couple times and all the dust will float

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off and then you're fine and because half of the ISS is static it's

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impossible to clean a piece of acrylic because the second you wipe it you

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generate a static charge and it grabs all the dust within a 5 foot radius and

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like sticks it there that's why we don't like

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it all right what else he got for me hit anyways the breath of the wild is

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launching the exact same day the console is which is surprising to anybody

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because because they've been like moving it is there even another game yet it's

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also a little surprising to everybody because they're are not a ton of other

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Smash Hits coming with the console Smash Hits ah there's no smash coming with the

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conso Mario Kart is called I think Mario Kart 8 Deluxe or something like that so

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I believe it's the same game but you can't put a disc into the

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switch so you're going to have to buy it digitally probably brand new probably

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full price that's my guess or like a

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little bit off but probably not that much CU tons of people are going to want

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to play Mario Kart play Mario Kart with your friends

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switch is mobile right yeah you can play Skyrim you saw that right yeah yeah yeah

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yeah have you seen the new Mario game no I I have I have not I've been living

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weird you can like Parkour in New York literally not kidding and it's not

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coming out until like winter okay um

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okay polygon's list of launch titles or launch window titles here perfect okay

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so launch day is one two switch which is like this uh like basically controller

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demo style Nintendo game you know how they always have those those are often

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very fun wi Sports uh was very good okay

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let me I'm going to say something and it's going to make you cry what it might

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even make you die a little bit inside okay okay so you know my gaming setup in

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my living room right yes where I have the GTX I think it's like a 980 TI

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equipped PC um I've got the 65 in TV

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everything's set up to be simple enough that like my son can turn it on and

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switch between all the different stuff that he wants to play okay so in the

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last month he has spent about 10 times

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more time on the Nintendo Wii playing

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Wii sports playing Wii sports that doesn't make me die inside than he has in VR no I actually totally get

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it I get it like for him where both of these experiences are equally New Motion

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control is actually the more engaging of

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the two well there's motion control yes but pure motion control looking at the

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TV and there isn't a game that's as good

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as we Sports on the Vive Get Wrecked but

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it's true if audio Shield's algorithm wasn't garbage it would be really fun

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but a lot of the time you're just like yeah this music is like so awesome I'm

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pumped Bing yeah yeah here we go and

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it's totally out of beat and everything's sort of weird yeah like if

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I was act like if if they actually DDR

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stop it like like professionally guitar

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heroed it to the point where everything was perfectly in

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tune awesome yeah I would actually just sit and play audio shield for like hours

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cuz even now I put up with a lot of this crap I've basically only found one game

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that I or one song that I really like playing on it and it's a remix of The

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Imperial March and it actually like goes pretty well but it's not

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like ridiculously like fastpac like I

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want to do this a whole bunch so I can remember how I have to move kind of

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will a lot withi it's notes anyways so

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one two switch which is actually probably going to be pretty damn cool because those Nintendo launch weird demo

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game things are actually very fun Legend of Zelda which is going to sell this

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console yeah 100% Legend of Zelda breath

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of the wild is super sick looking it's told going sell the console Skylanders

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imaginators and Just Dance 2017 that's the launch lineup four

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games one two switch that's that's a

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switch that's something

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new okay one one two switch is going to be very cool okay has been Heroes March

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2017 there okay March 2017 is like a

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bajillion things there's one two three

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four okay what do we got you double your amount of Sonic Mania it's a Sonic game

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that does not count I am sitsa no idea

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Lego City Undercover whatever that is in the spring arms arms arms is a little

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rough Super Bomberman R snipper Clips cut Mar Delux is literally just marioart

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is snipper Clips literally like a hair cutting simulator like sniper Clips even

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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe isn't coming till April how hard is it to that should have

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been sniper Clips o yeah oh yeah no

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snipper out it together okay what is

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no here here here search instead search instead snipper Clips down down down

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there yeah that one yeah nothing Great

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apparently comes up before before

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snipper Clips if we try to snipper Clips

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$20 cut it out together it's it's paper

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okay it's paper um is it

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or like I don't know here can you share my screen yeah I can't but I'll uh I'm

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going to bring this up if anyone else is curious what snipper Clips

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is um which uh which site are you on nintendo.com okay here we go wow it's

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been so long since we uh since we switched scenes that I actually uh had

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that screen time out okay so I think it's like paper sex and it's

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really angry Yeah Yeah from the look of

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things oh not able to yeah there we go so it's

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either angry or like one on top is like

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I'm mad but I'm doing this yeah the one on the bottom is just kind of like

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holding it in there but enjoys it smiling everything's okay

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right say so Mar Deluxe yeah 60

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bucks okay so there's basketball um there's a big green

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lollipop and the yellow one is angry oh the yellow one has got it in for the

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pink one there he's going right for it yeah um pink one's like yeah I'm ready

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okay basketball okay so like a puzzle game I

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don't know all right it's a action

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action comma puzzles action comma puzzles cool so Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is

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$60 yeah Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the same cost as breath of the wild so basically

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they're going to sell already own Mario Kart 8 12 million switches on launch day

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and 12 million copies of Zelda on launch

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day and then nothing for months as far

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as I can tell arms looks like like I

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can't believe this is its own Standalone title is it like a boxing game it's an

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arena you want to like play it yeah sure if you scroll down on your if you go to

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the Nintendo thing SC I can't play it cuz they're going to like claim our video oh okay so maybe don't then yeah

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I'll just uh I can play it for you here sure I'm just going to I'm just

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going to bring this up so you guys can at least have a look at it

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so okay yeah not going to play that the

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first fighting game of its kind choose a champion equip your own combination of

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extendable arms then a mix of button presses so it's we boxing it's it's we

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boxing essentially as its own entire game but you're going to need you need

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your own full set of the joycons cuz one

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each one is each ARM it's an arena combat game so it's Street Fighter we

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boxing and your arms extend and if you turn the controller

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while you have your ARM out so you punch and then you turn the controller that

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will curve the fist this is a full price game which

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costs the same amount as Legend of Zelda breath of the

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wild and you can block

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yeah um

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okay so moving on yeah

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um oh right Super Mario Odyssey is the other one I was talking about okay so

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you want to check out screenshots of that yeah yeah we should probably move

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on because this is enough of people sort

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of hearing us hate everything about this

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I mean you're going to buy one anyway I love it I'm going to buy one yeah okay I

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think it's really cool are you going to buy arms no okay I'm not going to buy

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arms I'm going to buy I'm going to buy Super Mario card Deluxe you're going to

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buy switch yeah and you're going to buy breath of the wild then you're going to

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wait no I'm going to get one two switch you're going to get one two switch oh it

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doesn't come with it I don't think

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so the packages that I saw did not say

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that it included one two switch it might I bet you it comes with a demo disy

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thing with other games that aren't

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that Nintendo switch included games uh

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no no bundled games so one two switch is like a full price

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game so I'll buy it with one two switch and breath of the

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wild and then I'll wait until Mario Kart 8 Deluxe comes out and then I think I'm

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I think I'm done for a

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while uh let's see um Mario Kart 8 maybe

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Splatoon 2 but probably not and then it's holiday 2017 far as I can tell not

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going to bother bu Skyrim yeah Skyrim

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not going to buy a basketball game definitely not going buy snipper Clips

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Skyrim for all of the like people who don't own Skyrim on any of the plat sort

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of cool it's on every platform already

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like literally every platform other things that they I don't think this is a

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com wants to play Skyrim this is not a no Witcher 3 never mind Witcher 3 is a

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comprehens Colon's mom doesn't even want to play Skyrim there's no way this is a

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comprehensive list because there was at

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least one game that I saw that isn't on here and there's a few others as well

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there isn't uh man what's that game that Brandon just loves and is actually

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really fun I don't remember it's a jrpg it's really good it's not on here

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there's a few jrpgs that were announced that aren't on here and I saw Minecraft

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in the art stuff that was flipping by and it's not on here so there are other

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things Skyrim runs on Linux polygon's list is not perfect Skyrims on Linux

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nice that's awesome terrible that is actually

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awesome all right you know Two Fire

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Emblem okay like there's there's some

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like pretty major games that aren't not on polygon's list so I don't know what

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they're doing maybe they just don't have confirmed dates for them so I didn't put them on the list 6.2 in display 720p

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multi-touch um two to 2.5 to 6 hours of battery life

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can charge over a USB type-c that is a huge range how do you get six uh well

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they're talking about different games and stuff so if you play that like weird

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snip clip game versus like breath of the wild okay it's probably fair enough yeah

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uh Chargers over type c pretty cool Nintendo not doing a proprietary to

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connect 32 gigs on board expandable via micro SD very nice I'm surprised they're

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not trying to sell us like a Micro SD type c $70 uh but you don't get an

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included game but you don't get a game it's like okay we will loosen the death

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grip we have on your wallets for accessories and expandable storage and

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in return you willay pay us for the game

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development we did okay is that okay with everyone cuz we're okay with that I

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mean that sort of does make more sense uh 802.11 AC Wi-Fi and up to eight

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switch consoles at once for local multiplayer because they do their own

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little Wi-Fi thing okay done all right I'm going to get one we're going to have a review of IT everything's going to be

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cool I'm going to buy not that many games but the games that I do buy will

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be awesome and other news uh

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razor prototypes of project Valerie were

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stolen bummer they are offering a

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$25,000 reward uh for any information I

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don't think any information but basically they are offering a reward for

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someone who um helps them get it back or

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returns it and uh everyone is blaming me and Tom

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Syndicate so I want to settle this once

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and for all I will not

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admit to stealing project Valerie you're

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not you got a there you go that was a

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pretty good edit this is circumstantial evidence circumstantial those was a

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pretty damn good at it I am clearly still at CES in this Photograph you know

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it's a little awkward that you would have that at the what that's the AMD

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event um I really don't think that

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anything about the ryzen poster over my

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right shoulder would indicate that I'm mean I'm in the razor Booth here you're

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giving Trade Secrets I'm in the Razer Booth here to AMD clearly in the Razer

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Booth interesting obviously 2018 there's

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going to be an AMD laptop three three screens

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uh and little did they know they stole the worst idea

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ever um this is clearly much better

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evidence uh I don't know why he's talking about

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me there though let's just do that there working see he is clearly poised to

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steal it what I don't get it as for the third

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piece of evidence

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um okay okay now this again highly

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circumstantial this is apparently a post from a post from our Forum our own users

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turning on on me this is from the CES W

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show to the part where lonus tells Austin they have a mutual acquaintance

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who offered lonus double sticker price to steal him or her an Acer Predator

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21x so clearly the offer was to steal a

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predator 21x which didn't go missing not the right one bro yeah so okay I I

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appreciate the evidence stuff and you try to like Dodge it obviously lonus

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didn't steal it that's fine everyone is joking it's cool how the freaking hell

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like I'm sorry Razer that you lost your thing how did you do that so I I asked

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yeah I emailed I emailed my uh my PR guy there I'm like so is this a publicity

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stunt yeah cuz it really feels like it and he's like no so but how hold on hold

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on okay so I'll say this like um my my

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Razor contact is a straight shoot

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yeah I trust him um he's a good guy he

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says no they were legitimately taken one

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of the back rooms was unlocked during the last 30 minutes of the show so the

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thing about the back rooms is that if you've ever been to to

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like in the in the back of a CES Booth before um I saw did did you see the

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inside of the parrot control room that one year when they were doing the bbop

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dancing thing it was incredible it was like an entire additional parrot Booth

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full of like drones and drone repair stuff and like all the sensors and crap

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that were running that that that automatic dance thing anyway um so so

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there there can be a lot of like back room stuff typically those are accessible through a panel that opens in

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the back of the booth so all the razor staff could have been running around

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doing things especially on the last day of a show you tend to be a little bit

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more short staffed cuz some people have flown out early or gotten tired or

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gotten sick by that point in the show so take your prototypes

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home not that easy to transport they're

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very fragile they wouldn't even let me pick it up yeah but so the people leaving early should take them but you

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still want them there in case you have to show them to like a partner or

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something I mean most they probably didn't have meetings so okay I'm saying

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this you're not wrong but I also get it I

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I I don't know if get it I can

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comprehend what they're saying and I think I'm leaving it there that's how

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insane this is I've had like terrible

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things at shows have security sensors on them whether it's like if it goes too

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far away from the booth it starts beeping I've had that not that hard to

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do to be honest I've had like where it's on a cable I've had where there's a uh

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the little key thing I don't remember Kensington lock which that thing

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probably doesn't have but whatever yeah it would I guess CU it's just a Blade

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Pro with a with a does this this doesn't have a Kensington lock doesn't it do all

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the does mine oh I don't think razor

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blades have Kensington oh yeah yeah yeah mine does oh mine doesn't so I guess the

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pro does so the stealth doesn't have one no I don't think

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so huh that's funny CU it's like the

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most stealable one yeah no Kensington lock anyways um there's Kensington locks

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there's there's security tags there's distance whatever fun fact uh LG had the

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uh had the security sticker on a still

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plastic

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wrapped laptop for the LG Graham I was

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tempted to take it off and just see if it would go off I I decided not to I

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decided against it I'd already been yelled at at Sony um people people are

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accusing me of Faking like me getting yelled at there but no like six people

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were like running towards me telling me to get off the stage because I

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legitimately did have permission just like I do normally have permission

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to do the outlandish stuff that I do I had permission from one guy who didn't

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communicate to everyone else that I was going to be jumping up on the stage because they were hardcore about people

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not going up there and looking at Cletus

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which is the um the the the big like um modular

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display thing because if you touch Sony's Cletus it could be damaged

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oh I did not see that kind in all seriousness though the cetus display get

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it is very fragile yep so you don't want to rub it

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too hard just the right amount just the right amount

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um you might misalign

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it I you know we lost it there yeah it's

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cool just forget it everybody just don't worry about it yeah yeah um you know

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what we do have to worry about is our sponsors for today y this W show is

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brought to you by oh I fix it I fix it

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they saved my well actually Brandon specifically a huge unintentional

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sponsor of CES yeah saved my bacon at the show I thought about it I had my

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iFix it kit in my backpack and I was

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like should I take it should I not take it because every other year I've like

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brought tools and then not ended up using them

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so then he used it so much this year so

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uh Brandon had it with him so I got to Acer was the first Booth I did and

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immediately I there were a couple things immediately I saw the predator 21x and I

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had to open it I was like I need to see the inside it ended up being kind of

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anticlimactic when I get my unit I'm going to have to spend some real time

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like it's going to take me a couple hours to tear it down because they have like a mid plate and stuff to really get

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at the hardware yeah um but I was like immediately I have to open it and I was

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like I can't believe I left that at home and Brandon's like oh I've got mine and

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I'm like give it to me and he's like oh it's back in the hotel I'm like Colton

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go get it so Colton went and got it um and then the other thing was also again

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in the Acer Booth they weren't sure

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about the drive options in one of the

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laptops remember these are engineering sample laptops like even some of the hardware wasn't final there was one with

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a TN panel and the spec sheet said IPS and I was like what's going on and

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they're like oh uh I don't know we'll find out so they had to call q and it

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turns out that on early engineering samples they just throw Cheapo TN in

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them save some cost and I was like oh you probably shouldn't have that at a

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trade show but sure yeah um anyway sorry I fix it right they make great tools for

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uh oh yeah they've got guides on their website for repairing your electronics

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and upgrading them what yeah what guy super randomly what who like the iix IT

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guy I can't remember his name right now like the guy hopefully he's not watching

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CEO guy oh really yeah Oh I thought you meant like our rep super cool met him at

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HP oh he grilled them with me which was actually hilariously awesome we were

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both talking about the omen and I brought up about how he gave the

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Microsoft Surface Studio a 5 out of 10 repairability score and how that was

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like kind of hilarious and true and uh we talked about that for a second and

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then he like laughed at their case which

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was great no like right in front of them no filter I was like you are so cool

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and I've been like trying to go back and forth this is with this HP guy for a

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while like man like why is your io on your motherboard so lacking and like all

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because they have their own custom motherboard and like he's like uh what else do you want and I was like any

450
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audio options and I don't know we were going back and forth a little bit and

451
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then iFix it guy comes up and just like doesn't even wait for the HP guy to like

452
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possibly come back with anything and it's just like d all right like bye it was really cool

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terrible Savage it was awesome um that was cool anyway so iix it is all about

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lineus tpes content in the past including like scrapyard Wars and can I ever tell you about the time that I

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specifically said in a video that I was just using an iFixit kit and it wasn't

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sponsored by iFixit then the video production schedule got shifted and it

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ended up being sponsored by I fix it was that left in the video yeah oh that's

463
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awkward yeah anyway it has a bunch of prying tools suction cups poking tools

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cutting tools uh plying tools anti-static

465
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tools a whack ton of screwdrivers and bits that have been enough for me to

466
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assemble or disassemble pretty much

467
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anything and I'm going to do this this again I've done this before and I feel

468
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kind of terrible about it but I'm going to criticize or uh offer constructive

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criticism about the product uh on during

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during a sponsor spot for the product the one thing that gets me sometimes is

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uh deeper um like deeper holes you'll find

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them in the in the bottoms of laptops sometimes

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where the where the plastic the plastic hole is really deep until you can get to

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the screw so there is a workaround and this saved me on the Predator was it the

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Predator whatever one of the laptops I almost didn't get open so there's a

476
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workaround where you use one of the sockets and then you put the bit into

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the socket but it would be nice to have like like a longer shaft like a super

478
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slim longer shaft extension type thing

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um that would be that would be even better but as it is I've only very

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rarely been defeated when I have an iix IT kit in my hands anyway what are we

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talking about again uh the longer shaft that you would like no that's not wow

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wow um Wow Fresh books is totally

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today wow Al righty then so I'm by myself now

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which is fine Colton everything's okay is everything okay everything is

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okay everything is fine everything is

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00:38:16,839 --> 00:38:25,040
awesome uh Norway becomes the first country to kill FM radio this is posted

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00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:28,880
by dat speed on the Forum wow that poor Colton he didn't even get to say

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anything um just

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gone discover where Trump's America meets the world what is this this is an

523
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ad for subscribing to The Washington Post which I definitely won't be doing

524
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okay what am I looking at please sign in I don't think you can read

525
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:55,720
it uh uh I don't think you can read it uh

526
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:59,040
okay well whatever that article was from

527
00:38:55,720 --> 00:39:01,200
The Washington Post now it's from end

528
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:08,640
gadget.com it's like why this model doesn't work

529
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:12,599
online in a

530
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:14,960
nutshell Norway killing FM radio only a

531
00:39:12,599 --> 00:39:19,200
quarter of the cars on the road are ready for the switch which is more than

532
00:39:17,599 --> 00:39:21,480
I would have thought cuz the switch was just

533
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:28,520
announced yeah literally get it yeah um

534
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:33,160
so Norway has started switching off FM transmitters as of January 11th 2017

535
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:38,960
becoming the first in the world to dump the 80-year-old standard they're switching over to digital audio

536
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:43,359
broadcasting this will give citizens more stations better coverage program

537
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:47,079
time shifting which is actually kind of cool so that's like VOD but odd just in

538
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:52,839
case you didn't know the acrm for that is dab digital audio

539
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:58,400
broadcasting dab I'm not even gonna yeah um that's

540
00:39:55,839 --> 00:40:03,760
all that's all as far as I go uh we'll give the majority of people are against

541
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:10,000
the transition we're simply not ready for this year um someone like actually

542
00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:13,839
yeah though like looking at numbers like they actually aren't it reportedly costs

543
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:19,839
between $ 120 to $230 for a dab car radio

544
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:24,560
adapter dab has been running alongside FM in Norway since I've never even heard

545
00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:30,960
digital audio broadcasting yeah is this just serious I don't think so or like no yeah

546
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:34,960
no yeah I honestly I've never even heard of it I'm sorry pretty sure we've talked

547
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:40,040
about on W show but like a ridiculously long time ago like okay in my real life

548
00:40:38,119 --> 00:40:44,560
outside of like a news article that I read somewhere well Canada doesn't okay

549
00:40:43,119 --> 00:40:50,599
we're not going to do that in a long time okay I can pretty much guarantee you it's going to be quite a while FM's

550
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:54,720
like still pretty legit right seems mostly fine it works there are okay

551
00:40:52,760 --> 00:41:00,400
there are I don't remember what they are I've read not quite

552
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:07,560
I'm stressing out right now you're fine don't worry about it um it's

553
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:10,680
ah I only it's fine there there's benefits I it's been a long time so I

554
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:15,839
don't want to say what they are because I'm probably going to get 90% of it

555
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:19,319
wrong but there are benefits to dab

556
00:41:15,839 --> 00:41:21,720
whatever a broadc is cool like there's

557
00:41:19,319 --> 00:41:26,720
some cool stuff but then if I was just going to like listen to podcasts then

558
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:31,720
like I don't think it's that every radio show I listen listen to has a podcast

559
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:33,920
version that I could use as a as an

560
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:39,319
audio on demand like time shift thing anyway I think it's

561
00:41:36,319 --> 00:41:39,319
different

562
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:44,760
um blah blah blah blah blah blah across

563
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:48,200
Europe and Asia Pacific well that explains why I haven't really

564
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:51,599
encountered it much yeah I'm sure everyone in twitch is just telling me

565
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:56,520
I'm a complete idiot but they're saying daab not dab

566
00:41:54,359 --> 00:42:00,800
whatever yeah who cares that was it learn it learn to learn to love it cuz

567
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:10,359
it's not going away we're not the only ones that are going to make that joke either um okay the signals are so bad in

568
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:12,440
whatever uh dab will suck because FM you

569
00:42:10,359 --> 00:42:17,640
can still hear with a bad signal dab is All or Nothing yeah okay sounds about

570
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:21,599
right that sounds terrible

571
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:24,640
um yeah I I I think I sort of get it uh

572
00:42:21,599 --> 00:42:26,920
the the dab standard was initiated as a

573
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:31,319
European research product in the 1960s the Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation

574
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:37,200
launched the first dab channel in the world so they're trying to do that again

575
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:39,640
okay cool um well good luck with

576
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:43,240
that I really do feel like an old person though cuz I was about to say like it

577
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:47,520
was halfway out of my mouth to say whenever I turn on the radio I just want

578
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:51,920
to hear whatever's on there right now like I have no I have no use for

579
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:57,400
fiddling around with it but I sound like my parents talking about like too okay

580
00:42:54,920 --> 00:43:00,480
but there's both cuz you'll also listen to other stuff like through your phone

581
00:42:58,559 --> 00:43:04,599
and stuff and I will do Bluetooth through my phone or if I'm like that's

582
00:43:03,079 --> 00:43:08,480
screwed up or it's paused or whatever I don't feel like pulling it out whatever

583
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:11,800
FM on and it goes on to one of the two radio stations that I listen to and I'm

584
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:15,359
like cool I have something that's all I really care about for now I'll fix sit

585
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:20,200
later or if I'm going on like a long drive I'll make sure it's all good my

586
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:23,760
podcast whatever right book from Bill NY whatever I'm currently listening to I

587
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:28,800
don't think we've had audible book audible as a sponsor for a while yeah it's been a while but I listened to

588
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:35,000
books through there all right so uh in other news the Nokia

589
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:37,880
6 Nokia's first Android smartphone is

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official and it is totally different from every other Android smartphone

591
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smart totally different four gigs of RAM

592
00:43:43,559 --> 00:43:49,520
Snapdragon 430 64 gigs of storage micro

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SD 16 megapixel main camera which means nothing by the way 3,000 milliamp hour

594
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:58,559
battery 5.5 inch display 1080p resolution Android nougat OS 245 bucks

595
00:43:57,319 --> 00:44:03,839
launching in China it will go on sale in early 2017

596
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available exclusively through retailer jd.com see that's different the price is

597
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:14,319
good yes the retail exclusivity is

598
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:16,720
different not good at all um well do you

599
00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:21,160
really want one no so even if it's not good it's not bad it's just well it's

600
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:26,319
bad for people that do want one who would want one I don't know it

601
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:29,599
represents the modern design ethics of a smartphone except for

602
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:40,760
ashes good call okay well thanks John in other news

603
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:43,119
uh HDMI 2.1 was announced at CES so the

604
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:49,200
original post here is actually from ABS Forum yeah so it includes this is like a

605
00:44:46,839 --> 00:44:53,599
very significant upgrade so HDMI 2.0 which took long enough to get adopted

606
00:44:51,200 --> 00:45:00,359
went from 10.2 to 18 gbit per second so that gives us 4K 60 Herz HDMI 2 2.1

607
00:44:57,720 --> 00:45:09,920
looks to be taking on DisplayPort 1.3 and 1.4 head-on uh 48 GB per second so

608
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:14,520
HDMI 2.1 is designed to handle 8K

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00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:16,040
resolution at up to 60 FPS 4K at 120 FPS

610
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:20,440
although that math doesn't quite work out with support for dynamic HDR

611
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:24,640
metadata so Dynamic HDR is different from static HDR which is what we have

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00:45:22,359 --> 00:45:33,680
today the final spec to be announced in Q2 of 2017 at which point all of your

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fancy new HDR TV and 4K whatever can

614
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:40,440
just get wrecked well this is great because no

615
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:45,400
matter how cool DisplayPort and stuff is HDMI sort of

616
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:50,800
wins this is fun the original article here is from Liv science or

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livescience.com this the US Army wants

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biodegradable bullets that Sprout

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plants make love at the same time as

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War cuz it's all like hippie and whatnot right you know you got plant some plant

621
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:10,280
some plants I think it's cool kill some people so here's what I

622
00:46:10,359 --> 00:46:15,800
here okay so currently here's the

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00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:20,880
explanation currently the US Army manufactures and consumes hundreds of

624
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thousands of training rounds oh training

625
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rounds so they don't intend to actually

626
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:32,760
plant plants in the countries that they are stomping on yeah now it makes more

627
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:36,440
sense back home these rounds are fired at Proving Grounds and training ranges

628
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:39,800
in the United States and around the world the materials in the current

629
00:46:38,079 --> 00:46:45,240
training rounds need hundreds of years or more to

630
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biodegrade so the US Army Corps of Engineers cold regions research and

631
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:52,200
Engineering laboratory skur has

632
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demonstrated bioengineered seeds that can be embedded into the biodegradable

633
00:46:54,119 --> 00:46:58,960
Composites and that will not germinate until they have been in the the ground

634
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:04,800
for several months so if you just like change your

635
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:10,960
targeting range every several months then it'll turn into a patch of trees I

636
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:14,040
guess or plants in general that's

637
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:16,319
cool okay hooray Consumer Reports now

638
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:19,599
magically recommends the MacBook Pro well it's not magic it's a software

639
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:22,400
update that apparently fixed the battery life issues what I want to know is how

640
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:31,240
fast the processor is running now but that's a whole other conversation um so there you go

641
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:34,280
basically uh one model ran at 18.75

642
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:36,559
hours on a charge which is pretty

643
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:39,839
fantastic uh they tested each model multiple times using the new software

644
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:47,200
following the same protocol that they apply to hundreds of laptops every

645
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:48,960
year um so earlier when they evaluated

646
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:54,480
them the results were highly inconsistent anywhere from 3.75 to up to

647
00:47:51,839 --> 00:47:59,760
192 hours between charges which is obviously a bit bit of

648
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:02,520
a problem so what I another another option cuz you ran into some serious

649
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:07,280
issues when you were trying to do battery life testing on Windows 10 yes

650
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:14,480
where you would have ranges of hours like many hours on the same laptop yes

651
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:16,079
doing the same test back to back um so

652
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:20,920
Luke's theory is that it has to do with a bunch of telemetry and um background

653
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:25,160
services and processes fun stuff that Windows 10 is doing and even with a lot

654
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:29,520
of there there a lot of guides like stop Windows 10 from creeping on me guide and

655
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:37,000
stuff which turn off a lot of it but it's still fishy right there's still

656
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:39,359
weird stuff Windows 10 and it's hard to

657
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:42,800
monitor because if I'm going to monitor it it just like massively increases the

658
00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:47,760
time that I'd work on the project and it changes it like you have to actively be

659
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:53,160
there and there's a lot of yeah it makes the scale kind of

660
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:55,359
ridiculous Chrysler pulled a VW cheated

661
00:48:53,160 --> 00:49:01,440
their emissions test oh still loading and gadget.com

662
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:04,119
but the EPA says Chrysler is violating

663
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:06,880
the Clean Air Act how long is the Clean Air Act going to

664
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:13,440
last well actually probably a long time now CU they're just going to sue the

665
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:20,559
crap of them oh um blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

666
00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:26,280
Trump also made specific and ambiguous promises about energy environmental

667
00:49:22,319 --> 00:49:30,480
statutes like the Clean Air Act um blah

668
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:31,720
blah oh okay well not sure okay okay I I

669
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:35,400
had thought I had read something saying that he had act an actual plan for it

670
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:39,599
but I must have been mistaken uh okay I love how software

671
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:43,200
like this must have been a really rough week because like slack being on the

672
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:47,880
Windows store yeah well we I mean that's the

673
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:51,559
thing about CEs it's like there's nothing the week before then it's like

674
00:49:50,079 --> 00:49:56,119
boom and then there's nothing right after and then there's nothing right

675
00:49:53,200 --> 00:50:00,720
after um unless like something that happened the week before CES gets stolen

676
00:49:59,319 --> 00:50:06,319
for example yes yeah then there's something yeah um so or is HDMI

677
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:09,960
basically the EPA is alleging that they installed software in some of their

678
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:15,920
diesel vehicles that increased emissions beyond the company's claims EPA says

679
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:18,920
that light duty model year 2014 2015 and

680
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:21,280
2016 Grand Cherokees and Dodge RAM 1500

681
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:25,480
trucks with 3 l diesel engines sold in the United States are releasing excess

682
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:30,359
nitrogen oxide emissions they alleg that approximately 100,00 Vehicles were

683
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:35,760
covered in the claim uh so it's to a lesser degree yeah uh than vw's

684
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:41,720
controversy it's only about a fifth as many vehicles um so what Fiat Chrysler

685
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:48,040
automobiles is denying any wrongdoing at this time so we'll see how that goes

686
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:51,720
yeah I would be interested to see what a

687
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:57,799
law would look like that punishes

688
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:57,799
offenders more severely for denying it

689
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:04,559
I would be interested to see like if be if you screw up in a way

690
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:11,040
that's like cheating if the money that you have to

691
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:12,240
pay goes towards competing Industries H

692
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:18,400
so if you have to actually so if Chrysler had to pay Ford like if somehow

693
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:23,240
let's well no no no no competing Industries so it would be like say like

694
00:51:20,839 --> 00:51:27,799
solar panel companies somehow cheated at something yeah they'd have to like pay

695
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:31,839
Big Oil yeah probably going to go in reverse just to

696
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:35,799
be fair but like it would be interesting to be like yeah if you cheat and you get

697
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:40,839
caught you will directly Aid your competition very interesting like

698
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:43,079
industry competition not like the

699
00:51:40,839 --> 00:51:46,359
company that's doing the same thing as you I think that would be interesting

700
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:50,799
and not like you wouldn't give it to like Tesla but you'd give it to like the

701
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:54,559
grants that Tesla gets interesting you know like the the like electric car like

702
00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:59,839
you buy it and you get money off or whatever it like goes towards that so

703
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:01,000
would be subsidizing people to buy

704
00:51:59,839 --> 00:52:09,040
things that aren't yours into a competing technology that would get so messy so

705
00:52:05,559 --> 00:52:10,880
fast yeah it would uh so there's a rumor

706
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:18,680
over on um wccf Tech that the 1080 TI could

707
00:52:14,839 --> 00:52:21,680
possibly be released at PAX East I

708
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:24,599
personally doubt it me too I don't know

709
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:28,839
anything for sure but I doubt it has NVIDIA cared about PX East since when

710
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:33,119
has anyone cared about oh game tabs I guess yeah because it's like the first

711
00:52:30,319 --> 00:52:38,880
packs of the year so that's actually why packs Prime interesting stuff in terms

712
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:40,520
of games at Hardware does not have a

713
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:45,640
very strong presence there yeah we know that from experience yeah it's really

714
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:52,520
hard to make videos at paxis it's it's it's easy to make videos

715
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:54,240
at CES they're just often isn't like my

716
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:58,760
problem would be like okay this is my 14th case um

717
00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:06,040
I don't know if I can make another video about cases without people getting mad

718
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:09,040
uh but like at PX East I bring a case

719
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:11,200
please show me something there's like

720
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:15,440
never anything there some RGB some tempered glass just just just something

721
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:20,119
make something out of RGB and tempered glass we'll be fine the problem is all

722
00:53:17,119 --> 00:53:22,799
the hardware guys just went to CES yeah

723
00:53:20,119 --> 00:53:28,079
so like the uh I don't know okay I'm going to tease an upcoming video cuz I

724
00:53:25,319 --> 00:53:37,839
just can't oh man and really I just can't contain this speaking of RGB

725
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:40,319
okay I have a video on how you to can

726
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:46,079
own the world's most I'm not going to show it to you guys too too too well

727
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:49,079
here but the world's most shiny RGB

728
00:53:46,079 --> 00:53:49,079
keyboard

729
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:57,000
ever someone's just going to grab that

730
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:59,160
frame and then have it yeah yes I don't

731
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:03,960
know if you can recreate that though you really have to like see it in Glam

732
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:06,400
footage um we should do like a build

733
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:11,799
called like the RGB build yeah we should and have but no no no no we should do

734
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:14,960
that too okay that we I think they were they were supposed to pit it to someone

735
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:19,200
but anyways yeah um we've been meaning to do that forever you know Kyle just

736
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:22,599
did one right yeah yeah whatever I wonder how long that's been on the list

737
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:27,960
I should go back in like the uh the like the doc like history and see when we

738
00:54:25,119 --> 00:54:32,880
added it the original like Corsair RGB keyboard we can one up him though I

739
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:34,359
found an RGB SSD at uh yeah at CES

740
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:39,240
there's and I have some more plans too I want to like sink with room lighting and

741
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:42,119
stuff anyways um chroma I want to do an

742
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:46,680
RGB build where we have like it would probably have to work with like levers

743
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:48,520
or something but like manually literally

744
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:52,680
just red green and blue and you can like change the colors of the panels on your

745
00:54:54,960 --> 00:55:02,040
case maybe was like cloth and it like

746
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:04,520
rolls up you just show it here's what

747
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:07,400
I'll say about this idea some of your ideas are really

748
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:10,920
good I

749
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:21,440
think we should totally do it come on Twitch chat you just want you just want

750
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:23,520
a pizza heating PC for 2017 don't you oh

751
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:27,039
I'm going to make number two I think number two Pizza Machine yeah I need to

752
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:32,079
work with some someone cuz I want to make it like really nice but I have some

753
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:34,200
ideas I need it like machined and stuff

754
00:55:32,079 --> 00:55:38,200
like it's going to be sick what I also want to have like a pizza oven like

755
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:42,720
built into it so you could cook it and then like keep it heated no we we've got

756
00:55:41,119 --> 00:55:46,520
some ideas Pizza heater 2o is going to be

757
00:55:44,119 --> 00:55:57,240
real we better get more dislikes this time anyways um real RGB

758
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:59,880
PC yes yes yes oh wow you can't put all

759
00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:04,440
yeses in the answer for a straw pole I didn't put all yeses I just put three

760
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:06,079
yeses no terrible there's just three

761
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:11,799
different yeses okay well while you guys are voting on that um I will use this

762
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:17,319
opportunity to tell you about the flow playe Club hooray

763
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:22,280
hooray and I'm going to post that instead of Luke's garbage so that yeah

764
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:28,079
it's going to be a competition for you shouldn't be you shouldn't be fighting against my Floatplane Club posts you

765
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:31,799
want Floatplane Club to be a success right I want to say that's right people

766
00:56:30,359 --> 00:56:36,079
that are on the Floatplane club I'm sorry about the CES stuff the plan was

767
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:41,960
you guys were going to get videos like as soon as we're done editing them and you're going to see them early and then

768
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:45,039
like eight of them didn't go up so I'm

769
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:48,440
pretty not stoked on the fact that that

770
00:56:45,039 --> 00:56:49,960
happened and uh but the idea behind it

771
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:54,920
is that we have our own Early Access platform which is actually a lot better

772
00:56:52,160 --> 00:57:00,720
than the last time we talked about it 20% of people are saying no 20% of

773
00:56:58,359 --> 00:57:06,280
people are saying no that's a lot for like a video suggestion yeah maybe we

774
00:57:03,319 --> 00:57:12,520
don't have to do it the real RGB PC oh yeah no no we do not have to do that um

775
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:18,640
maybe so so it's basically it's our Early Access platform uh the way it

776
00:57:14,559 --> 00:57:20,960
works is oh it's 19 now maybe we should

777
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:26,400
maybe we should yeah 20 is like a hard stop that's a hard threshold oh it's

778
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:26,400
back up to 20

779
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:34,000
terrible um I want to see if there's any

780
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:37,839
way for me to show this without showing anything that I shouldn't show I don't

781
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:42,799
think so there might be you'd have to like do a weird Zoom but

782
00:57:39,799 --> 00:57:46,079
maybe okay so that would

783
00:57:42,799 --> 00:57:49,440
work okay so basically here we go I will

784
00:57:46,079 --> 00:57:51,720
do this very carefully oh God I will do

785
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:58,160
it very care like ours I will do it very carefully okay so this is John and this

786
00:57:54,559 --> 00:58:01,319
is his post hi John post of a video

787
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:03,079
there's a video that I can play Hey look

788
00:58:01,319 --> 00:58:09,000
how fast it started playing hey look at that wasn't that cool and then I

789
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:12,920
could hold on hold on and then I could go full screen oh dang it careful when

790
00:58:11,559 --> 00:58:19,359
you come back out of it maybe maybe switch to full screen I'm not going to

791
00:58:16,039 --> 00:58:21,920
come back I don't know but it was really

792
00:58:19,359 --> 00:58:30,000
scary so anyway that's a Techquickie video that right now is not on YouTube

793
00:58:25,119 --> 00:58:33,359
so basically Luke Al built uh a video

794
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:36,000
streaming platform Luke Al Al it's um

795
00:58:33,359 --> 00:58:41,440
it's like and Company Oh e t a l yeah um built a video

796
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:46,559
streaming platform there's still a lot of stuff that is very much in progress

797
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:49,440
there's some really cool things that I think I want to like how much do you

798
00:58:48,039 --> 00:58:55,480
want to talk about okay I think I want to relase you want to show that page video no we can't show that page even if

799
00:58:53,680 --> 00:59:00,839
we don't show the IP let's not show that page you that page see my theory is I

800
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:05,039
think I want to launch a video on the Floatplane Club about those pages okay

801
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:10,280
all right so we show it to Floatplane Club first yeah fair enough okay anyway

802
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:14,359
so what we're working on is better image quality we're going to have Early Access

803
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:17,839
uh we're going to try and have a less toxic sort of community Vibe compared to

804
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:22,720
YouTube which was something a lot of vessel viewers were really upset about

805
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:28,799
losing uh right now everything is done through the Forum but in the future and

806
00:59:25,319 --> 00:59:31,960
development is is how in progress very

807
00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:34,400
much so in progress and it looks amazing

808
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:40,599
I just want to say like damn for everyone that's worked on it back end

809
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:44,079
front end middle CMS low end Top End

810
00:59:40,599 --> 00:59:46,119
Eric cat lonus but not this one

811
00:59:44,079 --> 00:59:55,039
different lus actually everyone that's been like oh very good very very

812
00:59:51,839 --> 00:59:58,160
good um all

813
00:59:55,039 --> 01:00:00,119
righty Henry on Twitch says who the

814
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:04,440
three asterisks

815
01:00:02,119 --> 01:00:10,039
asteris thinks we're toxic wow twitch

816
01:00:07,839 --> 01:00:15,640
chat twitch chat twitch

817
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:18,359
chat anyways I think anyway link one

818
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:21,359
more time there so you guys can join um that's what we're calling it it's three

819
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:28,839
bucks a month yeah right now it's very very early

820
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:30,520
access but um yeah I think that's pretty

821
01:00:28,839 --> 01:00:33,640
much it right yeah do we have anything else nope okay you have to get to your

822
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:39,319
thing yeah I got to go I've got like badmon classes I need to like leave I'm

823
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:41,599
saying like you need to go okay bye yeah

824
01:00:39,319 --> 01:00:45,319
bye everyone animation I don't think there's

825
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:49,680
music one it's like YouTube isn't toxic you're

826
01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:51,720
toxic that's you saying that is toxic

827
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:56,559
chiz Pizza Bear YouTube comments are canc are worse than cancer and I've had

828
01:00:54,000 --> 01:01:00,160
cancer I don't believe you actually had cancer if you say something like that

829
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:07,119
I'm pretty sure cancer is actually like very terrible compared to YouTube

830
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:07,119
comments good night everybody