{"video_id":"E_dTga__P6w","title":"I Have To Do What It Says...","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2022-05-05T14:58:16Z","duration_s":638,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":5.5,"text":"This video is sponsored by new, more on them later. So I came to the office this morning and I found this note on my desk.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":5.5,"end_s":10.0,"text":"Check your wallet, what? They obviously put something in my wallet, which is fantastic.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.5,"end_s":13.5,"text":"Check under your desk, what is going on right now?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.5,"end_s":17.5,"text":"Check your car, bro, I just got here. Are you serious right now?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.5,"end_s":20.5,"text":"Oh, hi. Hello. Hi.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.5,"end_s":23.5,"text":"David, do you put these notes under my desk? 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Jaren, I was in my trunk.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":533.0,"end_s":536.0,"text":"I have to go. I may or may not have helped.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":536.0,"end_s":539.0,"text":"What? Yeah, they had to steal your car somehow. What the fuck?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":539.0,"end_s":542.0,"text":"I don't want to talk to you. Have a good one. Are you serious?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":542.0,"end_s":547.0,"text":"No. Talk to an enemy patrol. I don't have to get money?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":547.0,"end_s":550.0,"text":"Clothes are on sale at a yard sale.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":550.0,"end_s":553.0,"text":"What? It was 120 bucks, right? 120 bucks.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":553.0,"end_s":556.0,"text":"Okay. Did you say you were missing a hat?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":556.0,"end_s":559.0,"text":"So there is this note in there.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":559.0,"end_s":563.0,"text":"And then there's an address on the back. Oh my god, they're selling my fucking hat.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":563.0,"end_s":567.0,"text":"What's going on? What are we going to find?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":567.0,"end_s":570.0,"text":"I don't know, dude. I see my hat. Wait, sorry.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":570.0,"end_s":573.0,"text":"Is this an actual yard sale? Oh no. Hey, how you doing?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":573.0,"end_s":576.0,"text":"Good. What's this? Is this a Pogo stick?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":576.0,"end_s":579.0,"text":"Watch out for the car. That's dope.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":579.0,"end_s":582.0,"text":"Hold up. Hold up. Is this my jacket?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":582.0,"end_s":585.0,"text":"What? This is my jacket. I forgot about my jacket.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":585.0,"end_s":588.0,"text":"Oh, the chicken. The chicken made it. Where did you get all this stuff?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":588.0,"end_s":591.0,"text":"This is my stuff. Wait, is this your hat?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":591.0,"end_s":594.0,"text":"That is my hat, yeah. Oh. Then obviously.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":594.0,"end_s":597.0,"text":"Who is this all for? Who is this dude? Whose house are we at?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":597.0,"end_s":600.0,"text":"Was this just a super long and complex attempt to rob me?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":600.0,"end_s":607.0,"text":"I mean, yeah. Do you have any basketball cards? I'd like to buy the jacket and the hat, please.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":607.0,"end_s":610.0,"text":"All right. Thank you. Thank you so much.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":610.0,"end_s":613.0,"text":"Okay, cool. All right. Thank you very much.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":613.0,"end_s":618.0,"text":"Thank you. Oh no, what is this? Dear Koten, you no longer owe me $100.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":618.0,"end_s":623.0,"text":"You gotta be kidding me. For the last time in the other video.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":623.0,"end_s":626.0,"text":"Dennis, please help me. $100. Sure.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":626.0,"end_s":629.0,"text":"I'll give you $100. Sure. I'll give you $100.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":629.0,"end_s":632.44,"text":"Let's just get my hat. Yeah, what's the deal with him?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":632.44,"end_s":636.16,"text":"I can't tell if he's an actor or what. What's his deal?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":636.16,"end_s":637.88,"text":"I lost money participating in this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"This video is sponsored by new, more on them later. So I came to the office this morning and I found this note on my desk. Check your wallet, what? They obviously put something in my wallet, which is fantastic. Check under your desk, what is going on right now? Check your car, bro, I just got here. Are you serious right now? Oh, hi. Hello. Hi. David, do you put these notes under my desk? Did you put this on mine? No, what? This is David, and this is his first time finding a creepy note on his desk, but it's not mine. Let me explain. Oh, no, my car, dude, my car. Why is my car on? Did I not? My car should automatically turn off. Open trunk. Oh my gosh, what are these riddles? Place your clothes inside this box. All of my clothes? You saw the message. I just don't want to get in trouble. I'm taking my clothes off right now to solve a mystery. For the past few weeks, these sticky notes have been haunting me, and whoever it is decided to involve my boy, David. I will do whatever it takes to find this sticky note prankster. Oh, and there's people there. Hi. Nothing to see here. Oh, you son of a... Bro, it's back. Do you guys tell Taryn to park? Whoa. What? I'm so confused. How did they do that so fast? That was so scary. What the? They took my phone. Now I can't even do my call. Jake Tyvey, right? Probably. I thought my car like... There's a wallet. Jake, I need your wallet. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean, whoa? Why are you taking my wallet? They told me to check your wallet. Who is they and why? I don't know. No, they just said check Jake's wallet. Colton. Okay. Shower probably, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. What's this? What? No, that looks too complicated. No. Nope. What is this video? Okay. I don't think it's this bathroom either. 105 maybe? You think 105, eh? I'm getting looked at. What's going? Oh! Your clothes are 10 miles away. Why is there a hot dog? Well, I mean, that's good to know. Thanks, I guess. I am training for a half marathon. So that's close. Yeah. That's close. I'm nervous about this hot dog suit. I wonder if I'm supposed to go up to the street and just start walking. This is the most confusing note yet. We don't even know what direction to walk. But at least I can choose between two equally embarrassing costumes to wear in public. Oh, I know what it is. Oh my gosh. What? Scooters. Okay. We know where we need to go. Alabama, hold on. I might have to look up. How to find a place with coordinates. Okay. Oh, hey. Let's go, David. Ah! I'm going to die. Editor's note. Don't use that clip. All right. I am assuming over here. Hey, kids. You want to taste my strengths? What do you think we're looking for? Oh, are you serious, bro? There's a bird house in the street on the left. That's not awesome. Are you under a bench? What is going on? Okay. Well, if it's not this tree and it's not that one, that's going to be this big, this big boy. I'm going to have to go into that tree. Probably let me just see the best entrance into the tree. What am I doing? And it's so prickly. I'm not wearing pants, bro. Oh, I see it. I see it. Wait. This tree all along? Are you kidding me? What? I got this. I got this. I got this. Um. David's got this. What the flip? Are you serious? I feel like you're from Tillwack. I thought you climbed a lot of trees. One bald person at this park. One bald person at a park? Who's bald? Okay. One bald person at a park. I think you should just go and give him a hug from behind. Yeah, that's definitely, that's not. Oh, hey buddy. What are you wearing? I'm trying to find my vehicle and my wallet and my phone. And then now it's telling me there's a bald person in the park. And I can, I can literally see the note on your head. Holding it in my head. Okay. What, what is this? What even is this? Oh no. I don't have my wallet. How am I going to buy something? Oh no. This is not a, I'm not doing a paperclip challenge. Somehow I'm supposed to trade this paperclip for a coffee. I know exactly what to do. Here's my plan. Okay. I guess we talk my way. I'm an Easter Bunny. It's got to be like bad luck not to buy the Easter Bunny a coffee. Right? Yeah. This is turning into like a yes theory video. I'm dressed as the Easter Bunny. What could go wrong? I don't want to die. I don't want to die. I don't want to die. Do you think I'm going to die? I don't want to die. I don't want to die. I don't want to die. I don't want to die. I don't want to die. Do you think I can get somebody to honk at me? Hold on. Honk. My bell. My ring. My ding ding. Yeah. Somebody cheered. Let's go. I'm going to go in. I think we're just going to walk up to people. Oh, hold on. Maybe we could ask somebody. Wait. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Sorry to bug you folks. Would either of you be down to buy me a small coffee? It's fine if the answer is no. Really? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can explain it to you later, but literally just a small black coffee. People are amazing. That might have been a little too easy. That might have been too easy, yeah. Oh my gosh. Actually, dude, thank you so much. Anything in the cup? Inside the cup? You're telling me McDonald's is in on this prank because there's a note inside my cup. Bro, what the? How did they? So check the garbage. We are for sure getting kicked out of this place. Oh, there's a garbage. I'm not checking the garbage. Oh. Oh, okay. My phone. Don't you have Find My Tesla? I do have Find My Tesla. Wait, what? Wait, is it at Tesla? Okay. Let's go find Elon. The new electric scooter KQI3 is the ultimate commuter scooter. It has wide tires for extra comfort, a wide deck for extra foot space, and an extra wide handlebar for steering and control. This is me going 10 miles an hour, and this is me going 20 miles an hour, not to mention the battery lasts for 31 miles off a single charge. Oh god, front brakes. Let's not. The KQI3 Pro comes in black and rose gold, and the KQI3 Sport comes in blue, red, white, or black. You can store it easily at home, in the office, or place in the trunk of your car, which I don't have right now. It has bright brake lights, and the iconic halo light offers high visibility of up to 20 meters, which they believe to be one of the best headlights in the market. Click the link below for $100 discount off the KQI3. Thanks, New, for sponsoring this video. Hey, it's my car. This isn't 10 miles away. What other Tom Foulerie are they going to do here? I'm nervous. Uh, what? There's a body inside your trunk. Take it to Clayton Park. What? What do you mean a body? What? What? What? Who are you? Who are you? I'm the guy that's supposed to be getting the notes. What are you doing? They told me to just go inside the trunk. Who? I don't know. I just followed notes on it. What? Do you have my hat? I don't have your hat. You need your hat? Wait, is that my... Are those my pants? Wait, what? Hey, that's my pocket knife. Where's my wallet? I'm going to skip all this confusion for you. You ended up in my trunk. It's a real life banner snatch. I still don't know who this dude is. He might have stolen my $200 jacket. At least he seems nice. Thanks for being cool without me wearing your pants. Hey, no problem. Anytime, I'm always down to help out. Right, I'm still not wearing pants. Oh, there's a kite. Oh, there's a kite. Yeah, that might be it. So you treasure hunts usually go like this? I've never been in the fucking trunk before. Oh, that's just Tuesday nights for me, bro. It's my kink. I'm so happy to wear pants again. I got my car back. We got to get this guy somewhere, but he says he's playing the game too. We thought maybe the kite meant something, but it's probably more likely that that box over there is what we're looking for. What the hell is this? Is that a cage? Oh! There's a chicken! Why is there a chicken? Whose chicken is this? Take him out and then pass him to me and I'll hold him. I'm not picking up the chicken. I might just try to take the whole carton, but I might drop. Whoa! I can't see. I want a chicken. Well, wait, what do we do with the eggs though? Maybe we have to crack them. You can try, dude. Oh, no, they're right. Yo, you know what Appatino said? I only got my word and my two eggs. Does he say that? Oh, maybe we have to dissect the chicken. Grabbing two eggs. Oh, maybe it's under the chicken. Are you okay, bud? Oh, there we go. Yo, crank code. Woo! Here we go. Are you kidding me? Okay, here we go. We'll draw 120 from the bank. Of my own money? Yeah. Sorry we put you through this. I'm going to hell. Do you have any chicken sandwiches that I've eaten in my lifetime? Stephanie? Holy shit. How you doing? Hey, hey, good. How are you? There was a chicken. They stole my car. Jaren, I was in my trunk. I have to go. I may or may not have helped. What? Yeah, they had to steal your car somehow. What the fuck? I don't want to talk to you. Have a good one. Are you serious? No. Talk to an enemy patrol. I don't have to get money? Clothes are on sale at a yard sale. What? It was 120 bucks, right? 120 bucks. Okay. Did you say you were missing a hat? So there is this note in there. And then there's an address on the back. Oh my god, they're selling my fucking hat. What's going on? What are we going to find? I don't know, dude. I see my hat. Wait, sorry. Is this an actual yard sale? Oh no. Hey, how you doing? Good. What's this? Is this a Pogo stick? Watch out for the car. That's dope. Hold up. Hold up. Is this my jacket? What? This is my jacket. I forgot about my jacket. Oh, the chicken. The chicken made it. Where did you get all this stuff? This is my stuff. Wait, is this your hat? That is my hat, yeah. Oh. Then obviously. Who is this all for? Who is this dude? Whose house are we at? Was this just a super long and complex attempt to rob me? I mean, yeah. Do you have any basketball cards? I'd like to buy the jacket and the hat, please. All right. Thank you. Thank you so much. Okay, cool. All right. Thank you very much. Thank you. Oh no, what is this? Dear Koten, you no longer owe me $100. You gotta be kidding me. For the last time in the other video. Dennis, please help me. $100. Sure. I'll give you $100. Sure. I'll give you $100. Let's just get my hat. Yeah, what's the deal with him? I can't tell if he's an actor or what. What's his deal? I lost money participating in this."}