yes and we're live in theory maybe I
will definitely check this time because we thought we were live last week and we
straight up were not live at all so uh
let's go ahead and fire up twitch here and make sure everything this laptop is
full of your scrapyard Wars crap oh
that's cuz I wasn't also looking at it that I was specifically looking at it
you were like oh I was also looking at yeah no I wasn't this is the laptop you
were using yeah this is why I love you were you
also looking at this graphics card yeah are you sure yeah okay how you wouldn't
sell it to me for $20 $20 for
a460 you're an
idiot or more more specifically the guy
you were trying to buy it from is not an idiot I no I think I said 25 and then he
was like no 30 and I was like I can't do it 30 bucks for a 460 is pretty good I
know like that's just you was like what could you even do with that I was like a
lot actually you could fairly easily play Battlefield 3 yeah yeah totally no
the 460 is not a terrible card all right so we have quite a show for you guys we
do have topics but we're probably also going to be teasing the crap out of
scrapyard the Reckoning the scrapping
the scrapping that's actually pretty funny I
I'll be right back I don't think that was me I can't take claim for that I
think I read that on Twitter that might have been edel or something I think I
stole that from
someone the
scraping I don't know where he went I guess I can do the call outs we've got
Google IO happened so they were showing off stuff like things that we'll talk
about later also 980 TI is officially launching at computex potentially and
some star s assets leaked and the internet went quite crazy and 2K is
teasing a new game that could potentially be a new Bioshock which is
cool because I've been benching Bioshock for years it's official scrapyard Wars 2
the scrap inning nice I don't know whose idea it was but I ripped that off
hardcore I don't No One Believes it's me so it doesn't matter yeah um what else
we got I read a bunch of those types of things on Twitter so I think I took it
from someone but I'm not sure are we ready to roll the intro we
areop hey it worked oh did you reinstall
it uh no I didn't I don't know why it's magic it's Christmas
miracle I love Christmas this show is like my
Christmas except my Christmas comes every Friday at 4:30 p.m. you know
what's funny is people have finally stopped asking me what time the wano
comes on that's an interesting point yeah I
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oh okay um it has been quite the
freaking week so scrapyard Wars 2 the
scrap ining was scheduled from
Two for the first two and 1 half days to
be like build off and then the third
like the rest of the third day to be um
like the judging period okay we ended up
starting on Monday because we realized we had some crap to do later in the week
which by the way never got done because
it took the entire week up until about 2
o00 today all day every day for
scrapyard Wars 2 I have no idea how many
parts it'll be uh the guidance I gave Ed on the editing side editing cuz he I'm
on fire today um the guidance I gave Ed on the editing side is I don't want
episodes that are longer than if I tell him 14 minutes I'm going to end up with
16 and what I actually want is 15 so like
this is this is this the way most employer
employee relationships work I have to
say what I want knowing that I'm not going to get it but I might get something closer to what
I if we want you somewhere at a certain time we tell you about half an hour
before we actually want you there right if it's like oh lonus needs to be doing
this at 4:30 we be like hey lonus you have to be doing this at 4: right that
makes sense so I have no idea how many
parts it's going to be it depends on how many amazing moments there are and I can
tell you having not tagged along for his
side there's already enough amazing
moments for a heck of a lot of video yeah um but I have to say this now if
you guys don't appreciate it when we do
stuff that's a little cringe don't watch it don't watch it
yeah cuz it's it's going to be really
entertaining content but it's going to be do as we
say not as we do because there's a lot of not as we do at least in my side I'm
trying to not spoil things yeah my side too should we tell them that the the the
challenge I mean that only spoils the first like 20 seconds of the first part
realistically totally up to you what do you think
I'm conflicted cuz cuz it might make people not bother watch but then it
might also make people want to watch more oh I think it'll make people want to watch then let's do it yeah okay so
the first part is coming out on vessel
uh Saturday night before you keep going I'm getting like Phantom chest mic now
I'm still wearing mine oh wow like I can feel it but it's not there we've been
wearing lav mics for the entire week
okay so part one is coming out on vessel
Saturday night midnight Pacific so Sunday morning like the very so so the
border between Saturday and Sunday Pacific time and the theme
is they have to be water cooled they may not okay give the do you
want to give maybe don't give the dollar break yeah sure we can save the budgets
they have to be liquid cooled they may
not use any off-the-shelf PC liquid
cooling components and I don't mean buying them at a store I mean you cannot
use something that's intended for PC water cooling so like you couldn't mount
a computer fan on a radiator because then that's using that fan to cool the
radiator so
enjoy cuz like if you know what you know
about how handy Luc and I are with tools
then you and like there's questionable
availability of certain tools yep yep it wasn't clear going into the
competition if we were allowed to buy tools if that counted against our budget
so we definitely had some uh we
definitely had some things um so yeah
that's coming out on vessel uh basically in about uh 36 hours and then coming out
on YouTube the following week and then the parts will be weekly releases so
there will be no like oh this series disappears after you know
Home Room water cooling Like Home Room water cooling so every Saturday y it's
shot it's in editing and I have a lot of people ask why does it take a week in
between because of editing it takes a
week to edit we have all the footage Ed sits for an entire week and does nothing
but edit scrapyard Wars and that episode
that you guys see is a week's worth of one person's work and a lot of people
don't understand how much work it is to edit something like scrapyard think
about like almost 8 hours of footage times two for one day of scrapyard Wars
just just scrubbing through that footage alone not even putting it together in an
entertaining format is going to take forever yes sir so uh guys stay tuned
because I am pretty excited about this one if you enjoy the cringiness if you
enjoy just the the sheer entertainment Factor honestly we did stuff we knew was
wrong oh yeah but we had to try time constraints tool constraints scrapyard
Wars constraints scrapyard Wars constraints Financial
constraints we did a lot of stuff all right so our first actual topic today is
Google IO is on there's lots of exciting
stuff going on Alex Goes High has posted
a mega thread for it so let's go ahead and full derp so I'll post that link in
the thing as soon as I can uh it's okay I will uh tell you what I will I will
grab that one I got it because it takes them a while to catch up anyways you sure yeah I'm here we press and okay uh
okay so uh what do we got here so there he's updating it as things go uh Google
and Android is everywhere truly the only Global overlords of Earth you can tell
this is a forum post and not an article on the verge or something along those
lines although these are definitely some interesting stats here uh between Chrome
Android and YouTube they have each so
search Chrome Android YouTube each have one billion users with how do you have a
user for search you could I mean it's
Google but you don't have to be logged in what do they not
know yeah but it's Google so are they
counting like guests as users um cuz
that's weird well they can probably tell cuz people's IPS will change cyclically
and stuff like that and they can persistent login accounts and stuff the
way they do targeted advertising so like if you're logged in
and if they have a billion Chrome users then like probably those people sear I'm
not trying to say they have less than a billion right I'm trying to say like how
do you even quantify that and they might have a lot more probably a lot more yeah
uh Gmail has over 900 million and is closing on a billion fast with that said
I personally have like half a dozen Gmail accounts so L um I don't know I
actually I recently I'm doing the Gmail to my kids thing from like the Gmail
commercial doing it yeah yeah I I wasn't doing it and then when my second one was
born and we were traveling in Asia I
realized that they were not going to remember anything about this trip and I
kind of went well they're not going to remember anything about most of their
lives and so I used to keep like a diary
pretty much straight up I had a diary through like most of high school I called it a journal because I didn't
want people to make fun of me but let's face it what's a journal it's a diary if
you're manad enough you could admit you have a diary so I had a diary and school
and so I was I'm actually like this is why this is why I asked to borrow the
GoPro for when I go to Taiwan oh because when I came back from Europe I had
decided okay I'm going to start keeping a travel log like not a not a day-to-day
journal for my whole just call it a travel diary travel diary I think
they're legitimately called travel
logs cuz if you only use it for the I don't know sure travel diar I don't care
but I decided like I was going to do that but now I think I'm just going to
try to get everything on a GoPro right and have a video version cuz I think
that's cool I don't have one yet at all I never
made one I yeah I I don't know if I believe that so we're going to we're
going to straw pull the crap out of this one guys is turnup going to become our
thing kids and uh kids and ladies and
gentlemen does Luke lafrenier have a
diary I never even acquired one I decided to go with a GoPro you know the
fact that you're just not man enough to admit
it 4% of the voters say no 4% my main
man well seven seven yes is running away
with it with turnup destroying the no vote is turnup our new thing turnup we
always put in a random thing did I do turnup twice you've done turnup twice in a row oh I didn't mean to and remember
we made turnup like a huge deal last time no turn-ups are just like remember
I like looked it up and like showed a turnup to the camera no there was a book
that uh that I read as a kid that was I think it's called turnips for supper or
something like that so I always think of turnips cuz like cuz he read a book when
you were a kid see that diary's working out for you that's the kind of thing
that I want so I want my kids to um do
remember when they read a book about a turnover no that's not what I want I
want them to I want them to know things that I can't really tell them when
they're five yeah but that they I think
it'll mean more having like potentially
a video and your words at the time
attached to it instead of like recalling the event so so I and so every email I
try to attach c a couple pictures or a very short video clip and then I tell
either stories about them or little things that they do or stories about
what's going on in our lives cuz I figure one possibility although it's up
to them is that we could read through them together or one possibility is that
they'll sit and read them on their own I don't know but I figure and the thing is you could read through them together but
then it could be a Gob back resource for however long which they might read by
themselves which is cool yeah it's like or maybe their kids will read it yeah or
that it's like a modern book yeah so um
so anyway I decided to do that anyway the point was I have a lot of Gmail
accounts cuz technically they can't own Gmail accounts even though Google's
commercial suggested that I have at least 20 that you can do this and then
when I tried to put in their birthday when I created the Gmail account it was like no you may not okay then um so over
four I think I think it's it's assumed that you have control of the account so
I think Google was like well the parent will make it and it will be fine so
Android M preview six main new features
hopefully uh one of them is uh better memory management uh app permissions
management so you can actually manage each app's permissions individually and
apps will request permissions when they need as opposed to on installation it's
an iOS thing so that's uh oh it's nice to have it yeah no I agree I'm just
saying that's that's an iOS thing app links so Android is smarter with web
links now like a Twitter link on an email we'll immediately open Twitter instead of asking you what to do it that
every freaking time and like the funniest thing is when it's like a tweet
that contains a YouTube link and you click it and it like opens up Twitter
and then it goes away and then it like opens up YouTube once you've already got your defaults like why are you doing
this much better Android pay creatively
named is the full replacement of Google
Wallet it uses NFC and host card emulation and Google says it's about
Simplicity security and choice works with all four major credit card
providers Visa Mastercard American Express and discover and will come
pre-installed on 18t Verizon and T-Mobile new devices so they're going
for pretty much widespread I mean what
Sprint remains all the things yeah who
else is a major carrier in the states does Sprint piggy back off
someone no no Sprint is Sprints their own netork okay okay I think that's like
pretty much it yeah um so it'll work in doesn't T-Mobile piggy back off people
no they their own network okay so it'll work in 700,000 stores in the US and
also for purchasing blah blah blah okay is that 700,000 like if it works in McDonald's
is that counting all the McDonald's that are getting it I don't know cuz that
could be like a couple really big chains so Android pay is not limited to Android
M however um NFC through fingerprint
support is limited to M which I think is
kind of I would want that I would straight up want that with how good the
fingerprint scanner is on the Galaxy S6
man that's like freaking awesome like the um that access point the video for
which is coming out on YouTube at some point it's already up on name uh yeah
yeah excla yeah um so it has app based
management and it supports signing in with your uh fingerprint on iOS but not
on Android man it's nice fire up the app
Boop in done love it um improved Power
Man man agement and Hardware support
So power consumption on Android uh
mainly with the introduction of do which is a new feature that will use the
sensors on the device to kill background processes thank
you when in when the instand by mode
through alarms and priority surfaces will still be so so alarms and priority
stuff will still be active but something like I had a huge problem where uh
bloody hell what's it called Plex was nuking my battery life like I would fire
up my phone from fresh and if I put it on my bed like my entire like or like
under a pillow or something and walked away from it leaving the screen off it'd
be at like 30% battery at the end of the day having done nothing no screen time
and like was like a a a toaster inside
there like it was just churning this thing is supposed to have what a day and
a half or two days of battery y uh I get
most of a day well you've got something installed that's nuking it and my wife
too um Yvonne is running like tried to figure it out yet but I'm sure there is
something she's running a 1 M8 and she get her battery dies at like 4:30 like
every day taran's just walking down the street wearing his helmet uh oh he's
getting his bike out of my car okay yeah don't worry I was like what the hell no
no he's okay everything is okay uh
Android M will include native support for USB type c so uh that with that
comes with some special features so uh using your device to charge another
device would be one because USB type-c can both accept and output power so
that's pretty cool um what else we got new minor features including improved
word selection copy paste and more independent volume controls for alarms
apps and music thank you this is something that some skin makers do but
others don't it drives me crazy I love the Droid Turbo but there are a couple
of things that super duper make me mad about it and not having those individual
volume sliders easily accessible is definitely one of them I still don't
think it's clear what Android m is going to stand for I think one of the Front
Runners is what marshmallow that would make sense the first thing that came to
mind for me was munchie I figured M&M's
but that's just kind of awkward and long yeah it's amazing how quickly we're
getting uh we're getting M over lollipop lollipop was a very shortlived uh
Android compared toat I am totally 100%
okay with that I was not a huge fan of Lollipop all right so there's a bunch of
other stuff so there's more about Google cardboard um so the new design fits 6in
smartphones and the SDK also now supports iOS and they talked about how
they're going to start moving away from cardboard yeah that's that's good I
guess yeah it's actually quite interesting where even are these notes
oh they're just not in here yeah oh they're not in there there's way too
much Google IO is crazy there's a bunch of stuff for Android Wear I mean they've
continued to roll trying keep up with you looking at the
actual Dock and I'm like I don't know where he's getting this no there's nothing in there um so like one example
of a relatively new feature is you can flick and then scroll through things if
you aren't able to scroll with your hand through your notifications um my gat R
charger replacement hasn't actually arrived yet but Ed has the gatr as well
and was telling me I kind of laughed at him when he showed it to me I was like
really you're going to like go like this and like flick through things like that
he's like actually it's pretty handy like you're holding an umbrella or
you're like holding something and a notification comes in boop boop boop
okay anyone other than you that's currently driving all right yep I buy it
I buy it so um yeah they've actually got
a neat little chart here of Android Weare as it's continued to develop it's
funny because no matter how good Android Wear is Apple has still sold more of
like individual skews within the Apple watch lineup as Android Weare devices
total yeah um so yeah here you go you can actually see so so Wi-Fi came in
always on apps came in new launcher happened Emoji recognizer wrist gestures
Maps API lots of stuff came in the May update that I haven't tried yet so I'm
I'm pretty excited to try that out as soon as my charger gets here um I guess
that's probably enough google.io for now how much do you guys care about Google
IO I think we should revisit the does Luke have a diary straw pole just to get
a final tally here 56% of you figure yes
indeed Luke does have a diary literally
has no physical thory was going to do it then thought of GoPro would have
definitely done it I think travel stuff is cool at the very least logging what
you did in your travels I think is very cool mhm mhm okay do you still have your
Diaries yes I do oh that's kind of cool yeah they're actually they would be
unless I was dead and my house was being cleared out you probably wouldn't find
them cuz they're like I mean it's high school so they're like hyper
embarrassing like freaking brutal Co
that makes sense yeah there's like there is stuff in there that just
no that just no were you like no holds
bar just whatever is going on oh yeah oh
yeah I was like because I never intended for anyone to read it and I was super
duper careful that no one ever read it
cuz it's like has Aon read it
no oh man are you kidding okay I changed
my mind Luke doesn't have a diary because if he did he would understand
that your wife doesn't read it I I
actually don't I would have definitely got a travel diary I believe you I might
even still log certain things if I don't get them on the GoPro I'm shutting down
that straw pole never going to look at it again because I believe you all right
so wccf Tech reports I posted the link
already um that the GTX
980ti will launch on June 2nd at
computex brings competitive graphics
performance to
GeForce
what I I didn't even see that I didn't
even see that sub headline like are you
for real anyway
wccf they're going to have an event on June the 2nd it is rumored to be a live
stream where they are going to reveal it this teaser pretty much says what it's
going to be it'll be yet another card with that Dam cooler on it so Brandon's
going to have to figure out the world's most creative way to make yet another
identical looking NVIDIA card try to fly it around on a drone and stuff you
should just like I don't know like we're going to just have to start doing aerial
footage of them yeah to get a different shot from what we had before you know if
they waited until we moved into our new office we're getting a jib so we'd be
able to do like jib shots
now slightly different shot of what
looks exactly the same it's funny I was
um cuz I mean they they teased the graphics card right can you tell if it's
silver or black uh it's silver can you tell yeah yeah you can tell it's silver
so we were we were joking about this we figured hey if we don't get a sample in
time from NVIDIA we can just do all our b-roll of another NVIDIA card and then
like whatever we'll put like a text correction actually the capacitors are
in slightly different places we we got the real one now it's a little different worry about
it like straight up um so blah blah blah
it'll be the fastest gForce 900 series card aside from the Titan X which is
technically not gForce it brings performance to GeForce gForce yeah so
it's got to be the fastest one okay CU it introduced performance to
GeForce sure and I don't know how they figure the Titan X sold more than the
original Titan and even gtx690
um maybe they mean in terms of price
okay whatever apparently the uh the the
rumored specification so I'll go ahead and fire this up because I don't I feel
like the original Titan sold a lot yeah because it was more useful as a like as
a as a double Precision like card the
fact that the Titan X doesn't has neuter double Precision performance just like
the GeForce cards really kills it for a lot of developers uh the GTX 98 is
apparently going to rock a gm200 core it is a cutdown chip that features 2,816
Cuda cores um blah blah blah blah the
only site still reporting specifications aside from the one leaked by Hardware
battle who have rumored 372 course uh
blah blah blah blah blah etc etc etc apparently it'll have 6 gigs of gddr5
vram compared to 12 gigs on the Titan X which is probably fine which is probably
probably on the money compared to the if we look at GTX 780ti versus
which is the most similar comparison we can make because that's going to be the
cut down actually Flagship core whereas
GTX um oh no GTX 780 was based on the
same core yeah but still hm okay now
hold on just a second here was it not yeah no 780 so no 780 to Titan is a more
similar comparison to what the rumored 980 TI is to Titan x uh because 780 Ti
had all functional units enabled it lacks double Precision but and it didn't
have a huge frame buffer but it actually had all the functional units so um so
980 would be more similar to like a 770
so it's funny the way they do that where they actually like they creep up the
model number relative to what the actual
under the hood Hardware is which is super annoying I wish they'd make our
lives easier just be like this is how it slots Titan cart
that is our top tier GPU it has everything and a huge frame buffer and
double Precision maybe next step down is
the cut down one of that and even that's confusing because the fact that a 980
and a 980 TI are rumored to be based on
completely different gpus same Maxwell
architecture completely different gpus
is pretty irritating and pretty frustrating to me it's weird it should
be like Titan and and Titan TI they
should have just called it 970 and 960 TI in the first place and released the
rumored 960 as a 960 then um which I
mean was rumored to be coming out ages ago and just straight up never happened
so I don't know how much the yawning this week has been
exhausting mainly from scrapyard Wars yeah it has been really really really
tiring wait a minute gtx960 does exist
did I just miss that this hold on a second when did that come
out did I just completely derp I think I sent you a card that I wanted us to
review a version of a 960 did we never do one that was the white and red
one no this is like totally out when did this happen did we did we do a
video April 28th 960 stricks we covered this we
covered a few of these cards wow and then I wanted you to do the white and
red one for my well whatever my point still stands 960 could have come out
later oh that's right cuz it was rumored to come out right away wow guys I am
running on so little sleep I I I even
hosted one of those videos I know for sure I hosted one of them oh that's
funny wow this one I sent you this and asked
if we could review it right the asusa white and red 960 all right well
whatever my point still stands some consistency in the naming scheme with
respect to What GPU is actually inside it would be super D duper nice
NVIDIA um I guess that's pretty much all there is to say about it uh 3D Mark fire
strike score is rumored to be around 14,000 points which puts it within
spitting distance of the Titan X and a lot higher than a GTX 980 which is
somewhere in the 11,000 to 11,500 range
so there you go guys once again or not
even once again I don't remember the time they've done this a TI card is is
like way better than the non-ti card whereas the ti was supposed to be like a
little bit of a bum yeah it's like Pro it's a little bit better build quality
and like faster but not that much faster don't worry about it um so yeah very
interesting my laptop's lagging again yeah that's fine I'll uh I'll go ahead
and fire up the link here just the next no problem I got it I got it so you were
able to share it before I was able to scroll to it
Volvo did a demo for uh for a safety
feature for a particular car the
XC60 and instead of automatically stopping it
drove into a group of onlookers who were
expecting the vehicle to automatically
stop unfortunately according to Volvo
spokesperson Stefan elmstrom
excuse EXC me elstrom and that that o
with the dots above it I know that's not how you pronounce it I give up um the
system is not meant to be used in this fashion and the the it's for it's for
City Safety it's supposed to avoid rear Enders with other cars not detecting
pedestrians that system is $3,000 extra
and is named The Pedestrian detection system which was not in this
thing so uh yeah it's only about a 30 second long video so we might as well
just a hilarious we might as well just cringe and uh apparently no one was
seriously hurt so we can sort of yeah so
this was at a dealer so the dealer in question was oh my goodness
wow that looks extremely painful yep hey
guys so the de the dealer in question
was trying to demonstrate the city safety feature but that system is not
able to detect pedestrians cuz it lacked the optional pedestrian Det detection
system now this is something that is not
unique to Volvo in fact when we were in
Germany uh working on that video with the BMW 1 Series BMW specifically said
you know well hey this particular model at this trim level has detection for
this and not this or this and not this so I mean here's a here's a great
example oh shoot I forget what exactly they told me but it was that um
right it worked for cars and not
pedestrians because of something to do with like it would right because if if
you're trying to in a lot of uh in a lot of territories in a lot of places like
maybe less of an issue in Germany maybe less of an issue here but in a lot of
places the only way to to turn onto a street when people are just walking
across it is to kind of inch your way forward so they leave The Pedestrian
detection off because otherwise you'd never move anywhere and I went oh crap I
didn't think of that yeah me neither that's not a thing here straight up did
not think of that yeah wow that blows
yeah look at my yeah your your computer is boned
um so I'm going just read here Volvo has
also said that even if the car was equipped with that system the driver's
foot on the accelerator would have overridden the automated system and they
State I would like to emphasize that Volvo car strongly recommends to never
perform any of these tests towards a real human only dummies or similar
object should be used so they're probably super not stoked with that
dealership imagine how pissed like Volvo head office is at that
dealership like who thought that was a good idea that is just that is just
that's cringe even compared to the scrapyard War series we're about to
release which is pretty cringe pretty cringe oh God it's pretty cringe so okay
guys I want to uh this is this is going to be a good straw pull this is going to
be a good straw pull straw pull.me because our um get turn
ups no problem I got this
um have you heard of the graphics card
maker
colorful all right so permissive vote
duplication checking your poll has been created here we go have you heard of
colorful because our audience is pretty heavily skewed towards Australia North
America and countries in Europe where
they speak a lot of English whether we're talking the UK or whether we're
talking Germany like places where English is very widespread and colorfuls
main main territory of strength is not exactly in those places so I would love
to I'd love to hear from you guys wow we are not getting many votes for have you
heard of colorful uh do you have this uh do you have this news I like do you want
do you want to do a reboot what is going on I can do a reboot it's there you go
there you go it but I don't know if it's going to you got notes there we go all
right so you want to tell them about colorful while we watch these votes come in with over 50% of our viewers saying
they have never heard of colorful the graphics card maker they're kind of
fantastic they're huge by the way but anyways colorful is a China based
company selling cards in the Chinese market that is probably all you really
need to know to be completely honest carful started out I heard there's a billion people in China and continues to
be a a vendor of wacky over-the-top GeForce GTX cards payot is the biggest
graphics card manufacturer by volume with a brand portfolio that includes
Galaxy gain word point of view and its own namesake colorful could become the
second largest graphics card maker in terms of shipments by the end of the
year next to only payot which honestly a lot of people in those demographics that
you were just talking about probably don't know palot that well either yeah
um I'm sure they know of them but not that well I only know this because I
tried to I I was the I was actually the
product manager for its pallet uh I was
the product manager for pallet when they tried to expand into North America um
but they uh it was totally unsuccessful and they bailed um but yeah yeah pallet
is huge as well they have like but the problem is that like at the time anyway
uh you know the people I talked to they didn't seem to really understand what
the North American Consumer cared about like when I sit down and have a meeting
with them it'd be like yeah so uh you
know we have huge production capacity I'm like
okay why is a customer going to buy your card well we can supply so many graphics
cards we are the number one largest graphics card maker I'm like right but
why are they going to buy it instead of an EVGA card because EVGA is a monster
in North America if it's not EVGA it's
straight up not worth as much for some reason I I can't quite understand it
myself but um there you go uh and and and it never
really got any further than that
so both of those guys pallet and
colorful just have some some challenges to overcome before they can yeah I'm
going to show this in a minute before they can they can penetrate the markets
where most of our viewers are based you know it's another one that a lot of
people don't realize is as big as it is is tool T Tu um that's uh if I recall
correctly that's power color which by the way is different from colorful power
color I believe Zotac and
Sapphire I think tul is uh T is sapphire
I don't want to get that wrong
though don't remember who Vision Tech is no no no no no no apparently tul is okay
uh daughter while you search for that colorful has been uh clocking an average
of 500,000 graphics cards shipped per month
that's a lot isn't that crazy that's
insane wow geez they're projected to have
shipped over 5 million cards in 2015 okay I know Zotac and Sapphire are under
they're they're actually owned by the same um products graphics cards tool
might just be power color in terms of graphics cards uh colorful has outsold
ASUS MSI Gigabyte and
Zotac look at that pretty insane yeah tool is just power color I derped there
but yeah but zo okay so yeah so that's something a lot of people don't realize is the brand names that they buy from
sometimes don't have a whole ton to do with the the companies that are actually
making them so companies like ASUS and Gigabyte and MSI they make and brand and
support their own graphics card someone like EVGA is not a graphics card
manufacturer they design but they do not actually build graphics cards they they
contract out um so anyway uh just some
idea why colorful probably doesn't do quite as well in North America as they
do in China that is one of their iame
graphics cards that's a 660 Ti and boy is it ever colorful um there were some
when I was researching them when I found out they were the going to be the
biggest maker in the world I found some other just like banan stuff as well like
look at this thing have you seen their Wow have you seen their like $1,300
gtx980 no I haven't look at how big it
is is uh let's see if I can I can find that one is this it no that's not it
it's very oh is this it yeah that's it so that's their $1,300 triple slot
gtx980 so they're just they're just kind of out there in terms of of their
designs which is which is kind of cool I mean it's neat to be doing something a little bit different but uh oh I got
signed out of my Google account what the
IE game what the heck with a way too
expensive 980 and I have to do my twostep
I I guess my my 30 days is up or whatever yeah
yeah I lik the rainbow motherboard from
MSI back in the day looking at that card that you just showed motherb both Gigabyte and MSI
were like that beautiful MSI 975
motherboard so attractive I think this is probably the era you're thinking
of um oh no hold on no when did MSI
start doing the there was actually a rainbow board wasn't there no no they
didn't have a rainbow board but they had one that had a roller coaster yeah the
roller coaster was sick I I'll see if I can find here okay yeah here oh maybe it
was Gigabyte maybe it was Gigabyte okay so this this was a hilarious motherboard
so great uh no this was this was MSI
this was MSI that was what we said that's what I thought right so they did
this for a while this like roller coaster of heat pipes thing uh here's
another one here's a bit of an older one that's a P35 board um and Gigabyte used
to have some just abominable looking
motherboards as well uh this is probably what you're thinking in terms of like
rainbow board right I think that was it cuz the RAM slots yeah look at that four
colors of RAM slots different colors here orange purple blue light yellow
yellow green blue purple copper that's
silver White so many oh my goodness that was a cool
board though and we're probably going to see some designs like this again because
this was back when DDR3 was first coming out and like stuff like this four
different colors of slots for adding cards yeah that's a really old AMD board
that one that you're looking at so we're probably going to see stuff like this
again because this was a pretty common thing back when ddr2 or back when DDR 3
was first coming out it was prohibitively expensive and so you can
actually see this board has two sets of d D R2 slots so four ddr2 dims or two
DDR3 dims because the Assumption was if you were buying DDR3 you were not buying
four sticks of it so it was supposed to be like an upgrade path not that it will
make sense this time not that it made sense last time just buy a board that
accepts the memory you're putting into it now and don't worry about that stuff
but the upcoming CPUs from Intel Skylake
if I recall correctly is when we're going to actually have support for both ddr2 or both DDR3 and ddr4 on the memory
controller so we'll be able to do apples to apples comparisons even more apples
to apples than we did before which by the way was pretty Apples to Apples for
the people complaining about my DDR3 versus ddr4 test um and we'll actually
be able to do them on the same board um
so yeah DDR3 has really dropped in price lately hey distribution of clicks for
the straw pole geographically oh they have that apparently so United States
48% uh UK 12% Canada 12% and then it
falls off a cliff at least cuz Australia is sleeping yeah yeah Australia
Australia likes to watch The W show in the morning I think yeah all right so oh
my computer's locked up oh it's back you are just not having a good time I don't
know what's going on with this thing it's just been a rough week and I think
we just need to it's so hot I know it's really hot in here I'm really looking
forward to the new office really looking
forward to the new office all right so this is a rumor from
Apple Insider do you have this or should I just do it cuz I could just do it I
think I got it uh the original oh the op here is dead hero and actually I should
uh I should find some other Ops because I haven't been saying them I'm sorry
guys aing for the colorful one uh raahi
Kumar SP for the Volvo one someone spelled his name wrong when they
for the GTX 980ti rumor and Alex Goes
High I believe I did mention and he's doing a great job of maintaining that
thread with uh with all the I really like that when someone does show
coverage and they keep the thread updated Victorious does that a lot of
the time events yeah okay so Microsoft may be rumored to
be interested in acquiring Blackberry so we could have a we could
have the least phone platform with all the security
that Blackberry brings to a phone
platform with their expertise and patents and stuff I would really much
rather Apple or Google acquired them straight just straight up because so
many more devices would be able to take advantage of blackberry's expertise
because let's face it their expertise isn't making phones that people buy no
their expertise is mobile device security and I would love for some of
that influence to be on the Android platform um or even iOS which isn't that
bad compared to Android um so there you
go I kind of liked it I'm sorry I kind of liked it uh oh the iPhone yeah it's
not that bad there's things that I made why why don't you just talk about it cuz you're not going to be doing a review so
we can we can talk about this rumor which there's not really much to say
there's a rumor in fact why don't I just finish this um Microsoft likely
motivated by a desire to deepen its Fay into the mobile Enterprise and gain
access to blackberry's patent Trove same reason anyone would be interested in
BlackBerry Chinese technology firms Huawei Lenovo and Zi have also expressed
interest no party has taken definite steps towards an activition which
basically means this article is fluff and blackberry sold some 1.6 million
phones during its fiscal fourth quarter whereas Apple sold 74.5 million in the
same period 1.6 million phones is not going to keep you in business Blackberry
I'm very sorry I do love you dearly but I just wish your technology was in a phone platform that I actually want to
use carry on talk about your iOS experience how long you on it okay so
what month yeah okay um first time right yes iMessage is great iMessage just
craps all over Hangouts like it's
disgusting iMessage is just so much better there's so much crap all over
Hangouts you just don't even want to touch it anymore that bad huh I don't I
don't find Hangouts that bad but I don't like using Hangouts as a mix I don't
like it either hand it well is great as
just web messaging that is synced with your phone I think that's really good um
but I I don't like I message to use it for text messaging so then you have to
use messaging as well and messaging is garbage so then you have to use some
other app and then that some other app doesn't really work with your Smartwatch
very well so then that's a garbage and it's just frustrating um and then all of
the rest of the things that I like about the phone have nothing to do with the fact that it's an iPhone right 100% to
do with the fact that apps are usually made better for the iPhones like Instagram works way better
the Twitter app on iOS is way nicer are just that I didn't like uh how the phone
worked in terms of customizability I didn't like that I can't really mess
with my homepage as much as I did before I don't like that I can't change a lot
of things but iMessage being so good and
all the apps being just better developed for iOS was really nice mainly because I
use Instagram and Twitter a lot right
and like Instagram's huge like this phone trying to take a picture with it
I'm like wow this looks terrible and then I click the take photo button and
it's like wow it looks way better that's dumb and then I upload it on Instagram
and I'm like wow it looks bad
again what like what do I do and then on
an iPhone it's like okay it looks like this press button K it still looks like
that I'll put to Instagram K yeah okay everything's fine I don't know yep so
frustrating and I mean another great example would be vessel um vessel still
doesn't have an Android app why don't they have an Android app because whether
people like it or not I don't care and is that Android's fault no I still
really like Android but it's just it's nice when you get all the apps so I
don't if you don't like this I don't care it's been it's been tackled again
and again and again and there's there could be a a billion different reasons
for why but iOS users spend more money
on apps they are much more likely to pay for an app I don't care why let's not
get into why socioeconomic blah blah blah blah blah I don't care someone in
the chat was like doesn't know how to focus no that's actually a I was making
two comments in one it it takes the photo fine it looks like garbage and you
take the photo and it looks really good and I could transfer that off to onto my
computer and it would look fine and everything's good it's it's when you
upload things to Instagram on Android it kills the quality and this is exactly
one of the issues with Android is someone over there who has a viewfinder
whose preview is actually very close to the picture you take is probably telling
you you don't know what you're doing but actually my Moto X did it fine many
Android phones have viewfinders that look very little like the finished
picture uh my Droid Turbo for example not to the same extent but does have a
viewfinder that looks significantly worse than the finished picture um and
it's it's a it's a processing thing it's an optimization thing and does it really
matter as long as my picture looks good I guess not but it doesn't cuz you're
uploading to Instagram but it's part of the experience and then that's a different step that's the Instagram app
compression not being handled as well on the Android and it's hard to tell like
how good the photo you're taking is until after you take it which is stupid
and kind of hurts the experience and the other thing is app availability so if
you're developing a paid app or an app for a paid service like vessel you're
spending all of your time and all of your money developing the iOS one
because whether whether you guys personally like it or not I don't care
um Apple iOS users are more likely to
pay for a service that they're using um
so you ask government proposes to classify cyber security or hacking tools
as weapons of war isn't the future going to be an interesting time uh this was
posted by fa Salo and the original article here is from beta news looks a
little something like that I'm I'm sharing it right now and
it's funny because in spite of all the NSA stuff that's happened over the last
couple of years and and all of the concern that we have about our about our
ongoing online privacy and privacy in general I mean you look at what
countries like China are doing where they're creating these social marit
programs for their citizens where they're just straight up no not even
hiding it we are spying on literally everything you do don't screw it up um
which is insane I mean including like political opinion I don't I don't I like
I don't see
I don't see why most people would need
tools for um would would need intrusion
software most people shouldn't need that but let's say for example you are a
white hat okay and you're working on
attacking something to find out how to
block against an attack this is absolutely a thing and so how do how
does the law get amended to account for that because let's face it the you can't
penetration test your own system you're going to be sitting duck and the guys
who are going to break the law are going to break the law the guys who are out
there trying to siph in tens of millions of dollars from bank accounts or
whatever it is that they're trying to to take advantage of what what was the one
where it was uh it was taking pennies off of transactions in Flight that must
have been about a year ago or something like that yeah isn't that the storyline
of office space too I can't remember but like I think it happened I'm just saying
yeah but but but anyway are these guys is really going to be deterred by oh you
know well I guess on top of the millions of dollars we're stealing we'll also own
a weapon of War I mean it might deter the average you know high school kid who
wants to just you know be a dork script Kitty and attack something but um it
just seems kind of like tightening the
so much what defines a hacking tool yeah can you just generally classify a whole
bunch of different distributions of Linux as hacking tools because they get used for that so
the new definition of intrusion software is a tool which is capable of extraction
and or modification of data or information from a computer or network enabled device but like there's
distributions of L I don't remember what it's called but there's distributions of
Linux that you use for attacking rotors but you can use it for back back
Trace back back Trace I don't know
whatever moving on all right so uh op
here is Twisted dictator in the original article is from polygon do you have this
link yeah it seems to be working a little bit better now oh all right it kind of pulled things together here so
there has been a Star Citizen
leak so you can see the future of Star Citizen thanks to a leak okay I didn't
pull together enough oh you didn't manage to post the link yet I did but
the the the site's not really
loading go go go go go yay
internet so we can see some ships B
stinger sick hey wow look how gorgeous that
looks I want this game to be a thing with the with the very limited rendering
options in the graphics setting and stuff right now you can't even turn it up to look this good I mean look at that
look at the Shadows look at the illumination like parts of the wait what
this isn't an engine H yeah this is an engine yeah yeah so you can obviously
turn it up to look that good this is user you can't even run anti-aliasing is
this not user leak no what because that looks like we've
got some it was a 50 Gigabyte it was a 48 Gigabyte download hold on a
second leaked by Community manager yeah
he he accidentally leaked part of a URL someone guessed the rest of the URL and
it was a download that was 48 gabt some
of the leaked material could include story spoilers guys so if you don't want
any information on the Squadron 42 storyline before you play it you
probably shouldn't do any anything um so
the download had a lot of different things assets um people extracted them
and then basically
um put them in in engine so there you go
guys we were looking at stuff that isn't in the game but can be kind of hack
sored in there yeah so someone recorded that so that looks that good on a user's
computer I didn't even think cuz I thought it has no support for AA and
that looked really sharp but yeah but haven't you played in engine already it
looks really sharp without a yeah anyways a sort of you still have some
issues here there okay okay you're right now that I've blown It Up full screen it
doesn't look quite as impressive as it did before it still looks pretty good
though yeah yeah and one thing is there's a lot more thin and dense uh I
don't remember what it's called but when there's like lots of stuff there there's a lot more of that on this ship than
most of the ships I've got very cool so it turns out they are actually working
on it so that's good yeah videos are
rendered in yeah all right so Google
files P oh in engine not in real time
okay there you go that probably helped it Google files a patent for a smart
teddy bear that would watch and listen to users so this was posted by
Annihilation that's kind of a funny username for that particular post on the
Forum let's go ahead and pop this up the original article was on the mirror and
apparently that one's gone now yay sorry we cannot find that page
uh let's go ahead and globalnews.ca also has Works yay
Canada okay we talk about Creepy Petty uh Petty bears that went somewhere
worse wow all right so it describes a stuffed
toy such as a bear that would be able to control devices like TV and music
players so look look how creepy this drawing is microphones oh God cameras
speakers Motors world's creepiest toy so using
sensors and cameras it could sense your presence and turn its head around to
look at you um with a pass phrase it could activate and you could voice
control stuff um the patent filing was published last week but they actually
applied for the patent back in 2010 and Google's only real statement
was H we hold patents on a variety of ideas that's fun way of putting it some
of those ideas later mature into real products or Services some
don't so uh it doesn't sound like they're super confident yeah I I I
suspect it's going to be a while before anything like that happens however like
in that form
like you know like like Chucky style it's going to be a while before we see
anything like that but it's not imagine
a Furby that also recorded everything you
did like you know how creepy people thought the Furbies were
yeah yeah so think about a Furby that also records everything I mean is the
idea really that different from uh this
bad boy right here I forget what this thing's called but I remember we talked
about it on the uh we talked about it on W show oh you don't even want to see
he's showing me his his his hair is all like matted down from his watch like
mine's like no but mine's wet yeah oh well my whole ARM's wet that's why you
can't tell
H okay so what is what is this bloody thing called uh creators of the cognitoy
yeah that's the one so this is the dinosaur that uses IBM super computer to
answer questions that you ask it and learn over time and stuff like that so
you know is Google's idea really is is putting a camera and a microphone and
speakers on it really that far away I think this one already has a microphone and speakers it just doesn't have a
camera so smart toys are going to be a thing I just I don't know that I want it
to be like my TV remote you know and
that was kind of covered by the Google Patent but then again I guess you go ahead and patent something early enough
and you don't even have to be the one who builds it and you can still benefit
from that MH all right uh Microsoft manages to cut the
bandwidth required for cloud game streaming by over 80% this was posted by
Victoria Secret the original article here is from geek.com do you have the
link here yeah this is a really big deal
because the two main hurdles for
cloud-based gaming number one is going to be late
as fiber connections roll out that will
become less of an issue as companies get
serious about their cloud gaming Services they will start to roll out
more hubs so there will be a much better chance that you're close enough to a
center to like a a render Center in order to play the game but number two is
data limits I mean you talk to Gamers
and many of them are still buying physical media because they're download
limit is so50 Gab games are a thing I I've personally know people that bought
Witcher 3 cuz they're like well I'll go over my bandwidth cap so I bought a
physical copy straight up so game streaming is a way that your games
bandwidth use can be the gift that keeps on giving every time you play it you are
downloading more but
instead um and it's it's funny the the
article points out you'd think someone like Sony would be more concerned with
this actually I would have expected NVIDIA to be on top of something like
this but um basically what it does is it
actually uses the power of the game console or tablet or other device on the
other side to do some of the rendering and why would you expect Sony to be more
on top of this when Microsoft has been talking about this since before the Xbox
came out yeah this has been the the golden ticket that never showed up for
the Xbox one yeah um so basically the
local machine will do some of the work while the heavy lifting can be done on a
remote machine local GPU will do a rough sketch essentially and then the server
still does uh Shadows texture mapping and fine grain
details very very cool and it makes a huge difference to the amount of data
required to stream a game without impacting how the game plays so they used it on Doom 3 streamed at 60 FPS
with and this is based on the article so we haven't seen it with no discernable
difference between streaming with and without kahawai or kah or whatever
they're whatever they're calling this this uh bandwidth reduction tool it's
the Hawaiian word for stream apparently but yeah I I don't know how to pronounce
that so apparently there's also no noticeable differences in response times but again we were not the ones that
tested this I mean if Microsoft's plan
all along was to have the Xbox One
basically capable of competing with the PlayStation 5 or something like that
where they could really stretch out that life cycle by doing cloud based
rendering who knows maybe in 5 years or 8 years we're going to be going holy
crap did they ever have the right idea with the xbone they're taking their
sweet freaking time with it but yeah
that could be really interesting that was by Victoria Secret
I don't know if we called that it or not y yes I did also someone in the chat
when we were talking about smart toys um
posted smart dildo with a whole bunch of Kappa faces if you don't think those
exist you're crazy anyways there's a tech tip for you
moving on just a tip um until AMD form new cross licens
Graphics included yeah that so they've got a new cross cross licensing
agreement uh basically they've AMD has clarified it um a change of control
terminates the agreement for both so I think uh this is more in Intel's
interest than anyone else's but if AMD
were to be acquired that would be a changing control so if for example were
to acire AMD which is one of the rumors that's been floating around about AMD an
AMD acquisition uh the cross-licensing agreement where AMD and Intel won't
pursue patent infringements against each other um that allows AMD to produce
x86 processors so the kind that runs
Windows that goes in computers that would be
terminated okay so that's that's pretty
much it I mean AMD and Intel cooperate in a on a much deeper level than most
people probably realize and developing
standard things is super important yeah
I mean if if we lived in a world where we had different applications for AMD
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all right so what else what else do we got here we've got there must be other
things wicher three tweak tool oh yeah
yeah so we were kind of like talking about how they were going to do cool
stuff is this from them officially or this someone else releasing this
um okay so the original poster here was
uh blue4 and the original the original site
here is dsogaming.com I have to skip I have
never seen that before two of them yeah I had to skip two full page takeover ads
that is interesting I think they know a lot of people are looking at this article musthave tool gives you easy
access to extensive options so while the
developers while CD project red did give Gamers the ability with the latest patch
to go into the inii files and tweak a bunch of settings uh mod
mous I'm not even going to try has released a configuration tool that
allows you to easily gain access to numerous Graphics options without doing
text editing very very cool stuff it's um it includes
support for sweet FX and you can basically download it here did you post
this link in theat did it looks really nice I I think it's pretty cool actually
we've got to look at the the funny thing is it looks about the same as the actual
configuration options for a lot of games that I've seen so you can do things like
change object count trigger wow there's all wow maximum visibility depth
sharpening amounts everything thing you guys can play around with it all you
freaking want very Co fun rhus yeah have
have fun doing that thing uh I'm not doing that thing you kind of are no I'm
not I'm just I'm using whatever settings you're using oh it's not ready oh well
I'll figure it out then I'm probably not going to Tinker with this too much yeah
to be perfectly honest you probably don't have to use that at all okay
BackTrack 5 was the Linux OS thing
distribution that I was talking about a long time go that most people aren't going to know this reference for but
anyways moving on uh this is hilarious this was posted by Twisted dictator the
original article here is from The Verge uh Chinese Tech exact spends $100
million to create Star Trek inspired
offices that's awesome this is the stupidest thing ever no yes no yes no
we're talking about it that's true we're talking about it cuz it's ridiculous so
what if someone's like what if someone's like don't like my job I want to go work
in a space station that happens to be on the ground and can't go to space and
doesn't even look that much like the Starship Enterprise just like vaguely a
similar shape not even the same like if I didn't tell you that's the usss
Enterprise I did I just put an extra s in there man I'm tired
usss I I I wouldn't be too surprised if I was like huh it kind of looks like a
similar shape but I wouldn't be like that is the
Enterprise because I don't know know there's there's problems like the isn't
the height differential not even like that yeah no it's like aggressive it's
like a yeah oh oh yeah it's like a mushed Enterprise it's like if the
Enterprise crashed it's like Oh by falling from the sky come on did you
just search for USS Enterprise and it came up with a naval ship that's really
a more common search oh I missed an
S oh there we go yeah cuz Okay and like it
doesn't have the bottom thing wow lagging there we go there we
go so we'll pull up some images of the Starship Enterprise see aircraft carrier
was the first thing what's oh that's true that's true what is that I don't
know what this one is I actually you know what probably the only one I would
recognize just by looking at it is the uh the next generation one I don't even
see it here wow either way I think there's more
height differential and there's a thing below it which is obviously not being
shown and like the big saucer part is supposed to just be kind of connected by
like a little thing that's it yeah
that's next Generation right I don't know maybe not I was never much of a
treky I was probably much less than you were I never watched TV right I've I've
seen maybe one episode of Star Trek sorry for people that now hate me really
yeah really my dad really liked it but then I never watched TV so I've just
never really seen have you seen like the new movies I've seen one of them I think I
also don't watch that many movies I'm slowly getting into it like
I'm trying to catch up on things that I missed when I was a kid by watching Netflix and watching all these other
stuff cuz they're better than The Hobbit and you saw all three of those well my
family's always been really hardcore into Lord of the Rings cuz I read the books right yeah I see you're never
really a hardcore like TV and movies family how I'm trying to catch up on
things and I'm sure I'll end up watching Star Trek but it's just like yeah going
through the motions the chat hates me right now I'm just being honest I could
lie and be like uh yeah uh that's the
ship but that would just be stupid do we have any other rapid fire stuff oh
Amazon expands their same day delivery what's up text message that shuts off
people's iPhones oh yeah that's pretty hilarious oh my God who posted that uh
Sim sir numbers sir numbers uh this is
posted by Victoria Secret Amazon has expanded their same day delivery so
orders submitted by noon will arrive by 900 p.m. that day so the regions
previously allowed New York Philadelphia San Francisco Seattle Atlanta Boston
Baltimore Dallas Fort Worth Indianapolis Los Angeles Phoenix and Washington DC
and it has now been expanded to San Diego and Tampa Bay the price is now
free on orders over $35 for Prime customers Holy balls and so primes 100
bucks a year and it was previously a flat fee for of $55.99 for all prime
customers uh non-members will continue to pay $9 plus a dollar per unit when
requesting same day delivery uh this a separate from Prime now which is 1hour
deliveries in New York City Miami Baltimore Dallas Atlanta and Austin to
Prime members for $7.99 1 hour delivery
Holy balls how does that even work
Amazon is a machine you move that quickly Amazon is a
machine uh this was posted by if one
country if one company was to say say
like a 100 years from now corporations are essentially countries at this point
because we're getting close to that anyways um like if someone had to run
the whole world who would you think would do it
best I have always said I can't pick one
because I'm going to stick to my guns this is what I've always said a Costco
and Amazon merger would take care of everything I could ever need
yeah yeah if I had to pick one I was saying uh Amazon you go Amazon Costco no
I was saying likeliness Costco has better ethics I see okay yeah I would
prefer Costco ran everything yeah yeah it's like ginormous jar of pickles for
all yeah everyone would be paid well but
there wouldn't really be a lot of variance in like what you get to eat and stuff yeah but you have a lot of it
you'd have t every one would have like an industrial jar of pickles yeah an
industrial jar what what industry uses pickles shut up oh well food industry
shut up it's been a long
week I'm just like what well you know
those like giant jars of pickles that I know what you meant by industrial jar
pickles I hate you every week you'd get like two of those like giant trough
boxes of chicken a trough box okay somebody
please invent the trough box okay so
this has to be a take go to Costco check it's a out
container in the shape of an elongated bowl with a lid on it right but it's
like it like folds at the bottom like and has like a little wire handle like a
Chinese takeout box so you take you take
off the like the handle and like maybe it folds down to the bottom so it
doesn't drip through or something and that is the trough box you literally
work your way across and shovel the food into your mouth trough box you're a
genius all right so Google Maps Chrome
and YouTube offline support extended in a big way Google Maps is a huge one for
me it is such a pain in the ass to deal
with when you're traveling and you don't have a roaming data plan or something it's like well if I could just load a
bunch of this up on Wi-Fi and then maybe it would somewhat work and bippity boity
like hold up I'm going to pause you for a second just said you two are so stupid
it's unreal you have not seen scrapyard Wars 2 yet wow it is a whole other level
of unreal you have no idea your reality will collapse the reality you already
have have will be gone what what else can I really what
else can I really even say um that's cool though so new version
of Chrome and Android will allow you to save a web page for offline viewing cool
will include turn BYT directions offline wow YouTube will allow you to keep a
video saved offline for 48 hours and will be available to all Android 4.4
devices or higher in the near future and Maps will have an offline mode you will
have to download the maps you choose to use offline but come on how did this
take so long how long has Nokia had
this so frustrating but that'll be coming
sometime later this year Zotac and
apparent you you requested a sample of this
right is that is that in this new article is the is the that
I Titan Titan X Titan X
you requested a sample of the Titan x with the Arctic
Storm okay Titan x with a with uh an
aftermarket cooler with a with a non-reference CO I super want it and I'm
so happy this exists and I told you about this but because on the titanex
video when I'm like oh I really hope that someone makes an aftermarket cooler
and everyone was like you're such an idiot they never do that for Titans but
like I'm thinking this one is way hotter
R average running temperature than all the other ones so it's possible thank
you Zotac for doing such a thing so I'm trying to get them to send me one I
actually recommend if you want to see our video on how good it is go
like go after Zotac and be like hey send
Line Tech tips a freaking card so they can bench it the Arctic Storm is a
hybrid cooled card so it actually has both air and liquid cooling so it has
threads I believe yep so this is very similar to the ASUS p I believe they did
a what was it a 980 Poseidon or was it
an 700 series 780 780 it was a GTX 780 Poseidon
he didn't remember 960s existed uh yes there's a Poseidon 980 oh okay is there
a 782 come on help me help me I think so I think so please confirm for me cuz my
brain might have completely fallen out my ear while I was sleeping last night
okay good so there's a 780 Poseidon uh
this what this has been done before uh Cooler Master had
uh had a cooler that went on the GTX or the 8800 GTX or 8800 Ultra way back in
the day forget what that thing was called I reviewed it for Hardware
connects um so it's not a New Concept by
any stretch but very cool stuff AMD has
an it's coming teaser I feel like we're just we're just shoveling shoveling coal
into the hype machine at this point but might as well we might as well just show
you guys what's here I'm trying to catch up on the links guys we're just bouncing
all over the place and it's hard to keep so this was posted by epic ponage and
basically it's a graphics card for those of you who didn't clue into that um if
any of the rumors circulating are correct it'll be some kind of 390 series
graphics card you mean those rumors that have been circulating for like six
months oh my God AMD started them yeah
like uh we have no response to 980 what
should we do um let's tell people to wait for
390x all I can say AMD is if you're
going to do that if that's going to be your strategy good it better be good I
got no problem with the hype machine if you come through for me can you tell the
story again which story I'm not going to oh come on I I want to go to sleep no no
no bedtime story wow speaking of going
to sleep guys thank you very much for tuning in and uh this show is going to
sleep I'm sorry there will be no Afterparty today because I got a I got a
bail I got some stuff to do he's got some stuff to do it's been it's been a
heck of a week thank you very much for tuning in all over 6,000 of you you guys
are awesome we'll see you again same bat Time same bat Channel except he won't be
here yeah CU he'll be in Taiwan I don't think that's realistic is
it I don't know that depends what time it is time it is uh hold on 6 a.m. is
300 p.m. the previous day day so 6:00 p.m. would be 3:00 a.m. the previous day
so it would be like 1:30 in the morning the previous day I don't think that
makes it t of sense I usually St up till like 4: when I'm at shows it'll depend
on the day I'm not going to guarantee it if you get another guest then sure but
if you don't have another guest I can probably maybe I'll bring on Austin
without broken audio and I'll show you right up all
right that wasn't even my fault peace guys peace guys I'm sorry
Austin oh
I was really worried we were dropping frames at the beginning and I was like oh yeah the YouTube up oh and we haven't
dropped a frame since then oh my goodness it's so hot in
here it's like straight
horrible I'm happy to see that people are tweeting Zotac to send me that card
thanks for watching guys thank you to square space and mass drop if it goes up
there yeah and Dollar Shave Club they all have different looking
title cards thanks everyone bye