in theory I'm the target market for this product I'm supposed to be transported
back to a time in my teenage years when having a Nokia 3210 would have made me
the Envy of all the call girls and drug dealers at my high school and in theory
there's a lot to like here if what you're after is the durability and
Battery longevity of these classic phones but with some Modern Creature
Comforts like say not having to carry around a
proprietary charging brick it's got USBC
charging 3 1/2 mm Jack so you can play your music Tunes uh integrated camera
how many megapixels two megapixels does have a flash and of course the
convenience of T9 texting o heyy look at
that oh I guess it's going to need a battery first you might be wondering who
hmd is Nokia is one of those kind of
zombie Brands where theoretically the trademark is still owned by Nokia
corporation but the brand has been liced by another company kind of like how you
might see something from RCA on the Shelf dude RCA in its original form
hasn't existed in a very very long time in terms of included accessories this is
pretty much it USBC charger um H yep I
won't be able to use that one but you might rechargeable 5 1/2 W hour lithium
ion battery ooh does it have a micro SD slot it totally does and dual SIM
capabilities how does this thing have features that my flagship device doesn't
what's the cost on this $95 all right Sims in
hey wow what a big panel Gap that is
several full millimeters between the front glass and the display panel itself
of course that's how you get durability like
this right okay no service let's give
let's give it a second here while we wait why don't I tell you about our sponsor dbrand oh God uh dbrand doesn't
sell anything for this phone and didn't send us anything they just had to like
throw stuff at you oh why why with the
feathers why with the feathers where could they buy good
skin no blur the sensor that sensor that
all right go get a dbrand skin they're available for video game consoles phones
controllers laptops all kinds of devices
in a variety of styles quality no residue we'll have them linked down
below why did we do this cuz they pay us
so far I've found support for MMS messages you can tell it to receive them
automatically or prompt you to receive them which can be nice if you're roaming
notifications yeah I mean that's it messages calls and voicemail I wasn't
able to get an internet connection maybe because it's not actually available in
North America wow well that looks
terrible if the original 3210 had a camera that would probably be it okay
let's try a video yo what's up I'm just filming on my Nokia
3210 this really does remind me of my
very first little like portable video recording device that I had as a child
probably had similar specs 64 MB of RAM
128 megab of internal storage on this
bad boy and a uniso t107 s so I guess
it's unit so I don't know but it does support Facebook just through a browser
and that is not working on our device
but ooh snake wait
what this isn't what snake looks like if
you're going to have snake you should just have original snake you know what I
don't mind the d-pad d-pad feels all right you can go off the edge are you
messing with me you're messing with me
there's no way I'm not trying it I'm getting the high score brother
no no way you can go off the edge that's
so stupid look how easily I can get out
of this box stupid oh I guess I'll just
easily get out of the box again all right what else is on here
radio can confirm that is in fact what
listening to music was like insert headset to get better performance ah
that's right it uses your headphone wire
as an antenna okay hold on that's a feature not a bug why it gives you a
warning about listening at high volume levels and then literally cranks it to 9
when you open the app I'm pretty sure it wasn't at 9 before I plugged in the
headphones remarkably bad yeah this is a
dude this is a mess if lonus Media Group
ever reaches the point where we're willing to license our brand to
shovelware producing companies like this to just you know profit off of I mean it
can't even be that much profit let the company die you know just put it out of
its misery all right I need to make a phone call because realistically
everything I've said so far kind of irrelevant right what it comes down to
is how good of a phone is it hi lady I'm
just calling you from this phone that I'm trying out wow you know you know
what it supports VTE and the call
Quality actually pretty good hold on can
I put you in speaker no no that was a legitimate question I'm
not sure if I can put you on speaker one moment oh yeah there we go yeah you're
you're on speaker you're on speaker can you talk to me because for I didn't realize that you put me on speaker just
based on me hearing your voice like it sounded pretty consistent there's a lot
of sibling a little bit now though yeah a lot of lot of siblin in the uh in the
speaker but it's it's loud it's pretty clear as a phone not
bad but what about text no it doesn't
have predictive T9
if this doesn't have predictive T9 that is actually trash okay so you go in the
settings okay then you hit the gear then
you get the option for predicted yeah because that's a sensible place to put
that does he still got it does he
still wait what is that okay I'm pretty slow this is the lowest effort
soundtrack ever literally ever
is it meant to enrage
you couple specs that I didn't cover they claim up to 9.8 hours of talk time
and multi-day standby time uh it has no
Wi-fi which is freaking hilarious and
considering you can get like a used iPhone for not much more than like 150
bucks like find an accountabil budy get
them to set it up as like a kid device and lock down all the apps for you or
something like if you can't trust yourself at least you'll have a camera that's worth taking pictures with
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