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yeah that drive isn't compatible if you already knew that then why are you watching the video because you think i'm

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very very funny ah you're such a suck-up thank you that's very nice google has

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continued what is now their tradition of addressing the onslaught of next-gen

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pixel phone leaks by just coming out and announcing the pixel 6 and 6 pro the

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tech giant confirmed the leaked design of the pixel 6 with that massive camera

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bar on the back saying it's there because there's just so many complex

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sensors it couldn't possibly fit in that stupid square camera module seen on all

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those dumb iphones and also the past few pixel phones

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but the bigger news here is google's confirmation that the pixel 6 models are

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powered by google's very own custom system on a chip tensor supposedly a

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mobile variant of the company's tensor ai accelerator cards used in their

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servers and a chip that was indeed codenamed whitechapel according to the

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google's german website the google the

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google is what they call them i'm confused i thought we weren't supposed

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to believe everything we see online but all of these leaks were true so

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bigfoot did fake the moon landing i'll tell you

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who knows the truth the pentagon and that's even more accurate now that they

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have an ai system that they claim can predict events days in advance according

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to a report from the drive u.s northern command has finished a series of tests

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in the global information dominance experiments or

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guide program which uses ai cloud

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computing and america's global information network to forecast possible

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events one of the examples given was satellite imagery being used to indicate

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that a foreign country submarine was about to leave port normally private

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jenkins or whoever would have to run to a superior's office papers flying

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everywhere bust open the door and say sir it's the plot of das boot but russia

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this time and now that general will just get a notification on his dell that says

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submarine might leave soon but he'll swipe it away because he's actually

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playing mahjong at work wow the future is here but if you prefer the future to

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remain a mystery you probably want to avoid the leaked data from halo infinite

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making the internet rounds right now there's apparently complete spoilers for

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the game's campaign huge twists and all and the devs say it'll ruin the game for

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you if you care about spoilers because you're not a psychopath but the leaked

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files also indicate there will probably be more campaigns coming as dlc so it

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might not be the end of the world that will come when 343 finally admits

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they're planning a battle royale mode as indicated by leaked audiophiles it's

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fine it's it's it's okay to admit halo is just another first person shooter and

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the master chief isn't cool who is he the armor's cool is he into ska nobody

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knows what's the point hey is my shirt getting darker now it's time for quick

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comfortable and oh yeah completely waterproof strolling through the

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neighborhood water fight like it's no big deal wow

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thanks bessie bessie shoes also somehow keep your feet cool in summer and warm

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in winter turns out that's because they're made of a magic material called

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dynatex which sounds very futuristic and

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cool they're easy to slip on and off as you can see and lots of us here at LMG wear

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quick bits if they weren't quick they'd be normal bits and sure maybe there's a

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market for that but would you go and youtube is testing a gutted version of

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youtube premium called premium lite which would only get rid of youtube ads

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and not give you the other premium features like background playback

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offline downloads or youtube music belgium denmark finland luxembourg the

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netherlands norway and sweden can try it out for 7 euros a month which is not

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that much less expensive than the 12 euros the full plan offers i think this

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is dumb but i'm not from a nordic country i tried they won't let me in a

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twitter account claiming to represent 3dfx the legendary graphics card company

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that was bought out by NVIDIA many years ago mysteriously tweeted this weekend

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that they will return with a major announcement this thursday this is

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almost certainly not legit especially considering the image in the tweet was

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grabbed from a fan's deviantart profile on the other hand Intel is taking its

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sweet time getting its GPU out into the market so even if the new 3dfx card is

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actually just a repainted usb stick i might pre-order speaking of Intel one of

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their executives accidentally tweeted out an image of a poster seemingly

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confirming that the upcoming Thunderbolt 5 standard will double the bandwidth of

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Thunderbolt 4 from 40 to 80 gigabits per second over the usb type-c connector

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which would mean that everything going over a Thunderbolt cable would go way

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faster and boy was this embarrassing for him

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might as well get his job oh wow google managed to shut down a scam this week

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that involved hackers buying ads on google that redirected to what looked

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like the website for the brave web browser but it actually wasn't it was a

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scam site that made you download malware which just goes to show don't click

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those google ads usually most of the time i mean i thought i was

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i thought everybody was we were we do you click

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and home depot has begun selling power tools that won't actually work until

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they're activated at the checkout counter now this seems a bit draconian

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but in practice it could cut down heavily on shoplifting i mean we've had

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those magnetized clips on clothes for years and

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like nobody steals clothes anymore

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wait i steal all my tools wow you're still

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watching this video you know what i love you for that come back on

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wednesday for more tech news and i'll love you even more the love is

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exponential it just keeps going up but then it just stops right before it gets

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weird