yeah that drive isn't compatible if you already knew that then why are you watching the video because you think i'm
very very funny ah you're such a suck-up thank you that's very nice google has
continued what is now their tradition of addressing the onslaught of next-gen
pixel phone leaks by just coming out and announcing the pixel 6 and 6 pro the
tech giant confirmed the leaked design of the pixel 6 with that massive camera
bar on the back saying it's there because there's just so many complex
sensors it couldn't possibly fit in that stupid square camera module seen on all
those dumb iphones and also the past few pixel phones
but the bigger news here is google's confirmation that the pixel 6 models are
powered by google's very own custom system on a chip tensor supposedly a
mobile variant of the company's tensor ai accelerator cards used in their
servers and a chip that was indeed codenamed whitechapel according to the
google's german website the google the
google is what they call them i'm confused i thought we weren't supposed
to believe everything we see online but all of these leaks were true so
bigfoot did fake the moon landing i'll tell you
who knows the truth the pentagon and that's even more accurate now that they
have an ai system that they claim can predict events days in advance according
to a report from the drive u.s northern command has finished a series of tests
in the global information dominance experiments or
guide program which uses ai cloud
computing and america's global information network to forecast possible
events one of the examples given was satellite imagery being used to indicate
that a foreign country submarine was about to leave port normally private
jenkins or whoever would have to run to a superior's office papers flying
everywhere bust open the door and say sir it's the plot of das boot but russia
this time and now that general will just get a notification on his dell that says
submarine might leave soon but he'll swipe it away because he's actually
playing mahjong at work wow the future is here but if you prefer the future to
remain a mystery you probably want to avoid the leaked data from halo infinite
making the internet rounds right now there's apparently complete spoilers for
the game's campaign huge twists and all and the devs say it'll ruin the game for
you if you care about spoilers because you're not a psychopath but the leaked
files also indicate there will probably be more campaigns coming as dlc so it
might not be the end of the world that will come when 343 finally admits
they're planning a battle royale mode as indicated by leaked audiophiles it's
fine it's it's it's okay to admit halo is just another first person shooter and
the master chief isn't cool who is he the armor's cool is he into ska nobody
knows what's the point hey is my shirt getting darker now it's time for quick
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quick bits if they weren't quick they'd be normal bits and sure maybe there's a
market for that but would you go and youtube is testing a gutted version of
youtube premium called premium lite which would only get rid of youtube ads
and not give you the other premium features like background playback
offline downloads or youtube music belgium denmark finland luxembourg the
netherlands norway and sweden can try it out for 7 euros a month which is not
that much less expensive than the 12 euros the full plan offers i think this
is dumb but i'm not from a nordic country i tried they won't let me in a
twitter account claiming to represent 3dfx the legendary graphics card company
that was bought out by NVIDIA many years ago mysteriously tweeted this weekend
that they will return with a major announcement this thursday this is
almost certainly not legit especially considering the image in the tweet was
grabbed from a fan's deviantart profile on the other hand Intel is taking its
sweet time getting its GPU out into the market so even if the new 3dfx card is
actually just a repainted usb stick i might pre-order speaking of Intel one of
their executives accidentally tweeted out an image of a poster seemingly
confirming that the upcoming Thunderbolt 5 standard will double the bandwidth of
Thunderbolt 4 from 40 to 80 gigabits per second over the usb type-c connector
which would mean that everything going over a Thunderbolt cable would go way
faster and boy was this embarrassing for him
might as well get his job oh wow google managed to shut down a scam this week
that involved hackers buying ads on google that redirected to what looked
like the website for the brave web browser but it actually wasn't it was a
scam site that made you download malware which just goes to show don't click
those google ads usually most of the time i mean i thought i was
i thought everybody was we were we do you click
and home depot has begun selling power tools that won't actually work until
they're activated at the checkout counter now this seems a bit draconian
but in practice it could cut down heavily on shoplifting i mean we've had
those magnetized clips on clothes for years and
like nobody steals clothes anymore
wait i steal all my tools wow you're still
watching this video you know what i love you for that come back on
wednesday for more tech news and i'll love you even more the love is
exponential it just keeps going up but then it just stops right before it gets
weird