{"video_id":"BsIQ5Fiw9-4","title":"OpenAI Imploded","channel":"TechLinked","show":"TechLinked","published_at":"2024-05-04T14:53:29Z","duration_s":551,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":7.0,"text":"It's time for tech news, and you know what that means.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.84,"end_s":11.24,"text":"I know what it means, but I Why don't you say it so I know you know? So,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":9.04,"end_s":15.76,"text":"OpenAI just had a weekend that puts the one at Bernie's to shame. The twists and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.64,"end_s":20.8,"text":"turns have honestly made my head hurt, but here's our summary. Late Friday","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.8,"end_s":23.24,"text":"evening, CEO Sam Altman was fired by the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.8,"end_s":26.48,"text":"four other members of the OpenAI board, while president Greg Brockman was","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.08,"end_s":31.2,"text":"removed as chairman. They wanted an old man. You're too much of a normal man.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":28.8,"end_s":35.8,"text":"Upon hearing the news, Greg quit and tweeted his account of recent events,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":32.88,"end_s":42.12,"text":"implying, possibly unintentionally, that OpenAI chief scientist and board member","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":38.28,"end_s":43.96,"text":"Ilya Sutskever was the Brute in this","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":42.12,"end_s":47.72,"text":"Shakespearean drama. Most of you will get that. What's that knife for, bro?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":45.48,"end_s":51.72,"text":"You too, Brutus? It's still not clear what the board's exact reasons for","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":49.92,"end_s":56.56,"text":"the shakeup were, and the story is complicated by OpenAI's truly weird","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":54.44,"end_s":60.84,"text":"corporate structure, where the nonprofit board controls the capped profit","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":58.6,"end_s":65.76,"text":"company. But, some speculate that Sam seeking investment for a new AI chip","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":62.96,"end_s":70.76,"text":"company played a role, as OpenAI's board accused him of being not consistently","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":68.32,"end_s":76.88,"text":"candid in his communications with them, despite a later memo from OpenAI COO","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.6,"end_s":79.8,"text":"Brad Lightcap, cool name, definitively","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":76.88,"end_s":83.56,"text":"claiming that Sam was not fired for malfeasance, a French word meaning","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":82.12,"end_s":88.16,"text":"weasel. If that confused you, then you know how","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":85.84,"end_s":93.32,"text":"everyone, including the OpenAI board, felt this weekend. They apparently","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":90.12,"end_s":96.16,"text":"agreed to step down and bring back Sam","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":93.32,"end_s":101.48,"text":"and Greg, right before Microsoft swooped in and announced they'd hired Sam, Greg,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":99.32,"end_s":108.16,"text":"and a bunch of other OpenAI employees. Right after that, OpenAI hired Twitch","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":104.64,"end_s":111.24,"text":"co-founder Emmett Shear as interim CEO,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":108.16,"end_s":114.12,"text":"replacing day-and-a-half-old interim CEO","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":111.24,"end_s":117.32,"text":"Mira Murati, presumably because she just needed more experience. And her name","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":115.64,"end_s":121.48,"text":"sounds like a car. We can't have that. But really, Emmett may have been chosen","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":119.16,"end_s":128.24,"text":"because, like the safety-minded board members, he said he wants AI development","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":124.68,"end_s":130.679,"text":"to slow down. He also said that CEO jobs","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":128.24,"end_s":133.8,"text":"could be replaced by AI. So, slowing down means he could enjoy his new","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":132.04,"end_s":137.8,"text":"position for longer than 5 minutes. So, that's probably Emmett may soon be","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":135.84,"end_s":142.68,"text":"captain of a ghost ship, though. A letter from OpenAI employees threatening","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":139.959,"end_s":147.72,"text":"to resign unless the board steps down and brings back Sam. And conduct ours to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":145.4,"end_s":154.2,"text":"the break room. And what? Was signed by 650 of the company's 770 employees on","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":151.6,"end_s":159.92,"text":"Monday morning. Including Ilya Sutskever. Et tu, Brute? What? Brutus?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":157.84,"end_s":165.72,"text":"You're back. What are you doing here? Confusingly, Ilya tweeted that he deeply","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":162.8,"end_s":171.8,"text":"regrets his participation in the board's actions, a tweet Greg reposted with a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":169.0,"end_s":176.2,"text":"heart emoji. Mira Murati also replied with a heart to Sam's tweet saying, \"I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":174.44,"end_s":180.519,"text":"love OpenAI.\" So, I don't know whether these people are actually still trying to be friends despite all the drama or","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":179.08,"end_s":185.36,"text":"whether they just don't know what emojis mean. Now, here's the real kicker. The","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":182.92,"end_s":189.92,"text":"Verge claims multiple sources are saying that Sam and Greg's Microsoft situation","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":187.88,"end_s":195.12,"text":"isn't a done deal and that they are still willing to return to OpenAI if the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":192.16,"end_s":200.16,"text":"board resigns. And Sam did recently imply that the OpenAI team are all going","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":198.0,"end_s":204.44,"text":"to work together some way or the other. As for Microsoft, well, they've invested","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":202.2,"end_s":208.72,"text":"billions in OpenAI. So, whether they get Sam or Sam returns to OpenAI with a new","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":207.28,"end_s":215.0,"text":"board, this is really a win-win for them. And hey, how about a seat for old Satya while","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":211.959,"end_s":217.56,"text":"we're playing musical chairs, eh?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":215.0,"end_s":221.48,"text":"Okay, back to work making a digital god. This whole thing sounds like the most","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":219.04,"end_s":223.959,"text":"hard to follow polycule I've ever heard in my life. Honestly, I'm just proud of","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":222.68,"end_s":228.12,"text":"myself for following it all the way through. Sunbird, the company Nothing","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":225.959,"end_s":233.56,"text":"partnered with on their Nothing Chats iMessage compatible app for Android, has","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":230.76,"end_s":237.6,"text":"apparently comically misrepresented the security of their services. Multiple","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":235.88,"end_s":241.48,"text":"professional and amateur investigators have claimed that the full contents of","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":239.28,"end_s":246.72,"text":"messages sent through Sunbird's service are accessible in plain text by not only","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":244.4,"end_s":251.2,"text":"Sunbird, but by anyone with a smattering of hacker know-how, despite Sunbird","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":249.0,"end_s":255.16,"text":"claiming not to collect any data because they use end-to-end encryption. On","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":253.08,"end_s":259.359,"text":"Twitter, Sunbird tried to dismiss security researchers' concerns, but all","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":257.6,"end_s":264.88,"text":"of their points seem to have been systematically refuted by a team from","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":261.799,"end_s":267.16,"text":"texts.com. When enough had been enough,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":264.88,"end_s":272.28,"text":"nothing removed the chats beta from the Play Store on Saturday, saying they were","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":269.32,"end_s":276.08,"text":"delaying the launch to fix several bugs in what the Sunbird team's brains?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":275.04,"end_s":282.88,"text":"These are probably like southern hemisphere bugs. Like rhino beetles. Yeah. And Sunbird themselves put their","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":279.919,"end_s":287.88,"text":"services on hold. Now, this is another story where it's very unclear what's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":285.4,"end_s":292.24,"text":"actually going on. A texts.com engineer was banned from Sunbird's Discord after","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":289.919,"end_s":298.12,"text":"making a tool that lets users delete Sunbird's copies of their stored data,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":294.84,"end_s":299.32,"text":"which Sunbird is apparently storing. You","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":298.12,"end_s":305.0,"text":"know what? I think we better delay the launch though. Yeah, just let Just let it all blow over. Now, it's time for","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":302.8,"end_s":309.28,"text":"quick quick shopping time. No, Dennis, not again. Is your budget","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":307.44,"end_s":313.16,"text":"small like Gladys' hand? Please, don't hang your laugh on a crappy gift this","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":311.24,"end_s":317.48,"text":"holiday. Newegg is here to bring joy to your bag. 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Reviews are out for","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":343.64,"end_s":350.6,"text":"AMD's Ryzen Threadripper 7970X and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":346.68,"end_s":352.72,"text":"7980X, and the general consensus is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":350.6,"end_s":355.12,"text":"that these chips are sick AF. If your name isn't Brutus, that means they're","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.96,"end_s":361.32,"text":"good. Not only that, but they stand as a formidable and currently uncontested","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":358.88,"end_s":366.16,"text":"entry into the niche of prosumer processors for high-end desktops.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":363.68,"end_s":371.56,"text":"Ironically, a term coined by Intel. Doesn't feel good. The top SKU, the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":367.96,"end_s":373.92,"text":"7980X model, has 64 cores, 128 threads,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":371.56,"end_s":378.8,"text":"a base clock of 2.5 GHz, and a turbo clock that can hit up to 5.1 GHz.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":376.56,"end_s":383.52,"text":"Finally, a fitting heir to the Threadripper 3000 series. Here's hoping","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":381.36,"end_s":387.72,"text":"AMD won't get bored and completely skip a generation like they did with the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":385.08,"end_s":391.76,"text":"purely hypothetical Threadripper non-pro 5000 series, just leaving the throne","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":390.28,"end_s":396.52,"text":"unfilled. It's not right. Drop the crown, king. YouTube seems to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":393.919,"end_s":400.76,"text":"be intentionally slowing itself down on Firefox and Safari, at least for some","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":398.84,"end_s":404.96,"text":"users. It looks like a hard-coded 5-second delay that disappears when the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":403.32,"end_s":408.88,"text":"site is fooled into thinking it's running on Chrome. Now, it's tempting to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":406.6,"end_s":414.08,"text":"assume that Google is simply punishing users for using a competing browser, but","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":411.6,"end_s":417.84,"text":"it's also plausible that this is a bug introduced by Google's heavy-handed ad","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":416.04,"end_s":422.12,"text":"block filtering. Always remember Hanlon's razor, and never attribute to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":419.8,"end_s":426.04,"text":"malice what can adequately be explained by neglect or incompetence.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":424.12,"end_s":428.64,"text":"Except in this case, it's you know, it's Google.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":427.32,"end_s":433.28,"text":"They've done this before, but we don't know. NVIDIA and SK Hynix are working","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":431.0,"end_s":438.4,"text":"together on a new GPU design, according to Korean news site Joong Ang. The","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":435.919,"end_s":442.96,"text":"design would have HBM4 memory chips stacked directly on top of the GPU, like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":441.28,"end_s":445.88,"text":"a hat that makes you much better at remembering what you said to Amanda in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":444.64,"end_s":451.48,"text":"fourth grade. Like, what were you thinking? Ah, get it off! This structure","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":448.48,"end_s":453.84,"text":"sounds similar to AMD's 3D V-Cache used","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":451.48,"end_s":457.36,"text":"in the company's X3D processors, which are really good at gaming because they","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":455.76,"end_s":461.12,"text":"help you remember where the bomb sites are in Counter-Strike 2. That's what I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":459.36,"end_s":465.16,"text":"think they do. I I don't design processors. And, you know, Valorant for","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":463.56,"end_s":470.08,"text":"the win. I don't play that either. 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This will be the first commercial release of the technology","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":482.28,"end_s":488.8,"text":"that Intel showed off to the press earlier this year at their Arizona fab.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":486.32,"end_s":493.919,"text":"This leak is so big, it almost makes you forget that Meteor Lake the architecture","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":491.48,"end_s":498.72,"text":"Lunar Lake MX is meant to replace, hasn't actually been officially released","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":496.32,"end_s":503.72,"text":"yet despite Intel's promise of a 2023 launch. But, I haven't forgotten, Pat.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":501.28,"end_s":507.88,"text":"Your mind tricks don't work on me. And if you paper launch the Meteor Lake you,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":506.04,"end_s":512.039,"text":"I'm not sending you a Christmas card this year. That came out of nowhere.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":509.8,"end_s":518.12,"text":"You're getting coal. An auto tech company, Valeo, is suing NVIDIA after a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":515.0,"end_s":520.44,"text":"video call gaffe exposed alleged trade","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":518.12,"end_s":526.24,"text":"secret theft. Basically, a Valeo employee left for a job at NVIDIA and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":522.96,"end_s":528.4,"text":"took Valeo's work with him. This came to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":526.24,"end_s":533.56,"text":"light months later when he accidentally screen shared stolen code during a video","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":531.0,"end_s":537.16,"text":"call with Valeo employees. All because one employee couldn't make a normal","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":535.44,"end_s":540.8,"text":"video call mistake, like forgetting to wear clothes.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":539.12,"end_s":544.2,"text":"It wouldn't be nearly as embarrassing or criminal. And you shouldn't forget to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":542.44,"end_s":548.68,"text":"come back on Wednesday for more tech news. Also, you know,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":547.2,"end_s":552.72,"text":"got to put some pants on. Just basic basic respect for me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"It's time for tech news, and you know what that means. I know what it means, but I Why don't you say it so I know you know? So, OpenAI just had a weekend that puts the one at Bernie's to shame. The twists and turns have honestly made my head hurt, but here's our summary. Late Friday evening, CEO Sam Altman was fired by the four other members of the OpenAI board, while president Greg Brockman was removed as chairman. They wanted an old man. You're too much of a normal man. Upon hearing the news, Greg quit and tweeted his account of recent events, implying, possibly unintentionally, that OpenAI chief scientist and board member Ilya Sutskever was the Brute in this Shakespearean drama. Most of you will get that. What's that knife for, bro? You too, Brutus? It's still not clear what the board's exact reasons for the shakeup were, and the story is complicated by OpenAI's truly weird corporate structure, where the nonprofit board controls the capped profit company. But, some speculate that Sam seeking investment for a new AI chip company played a role, as OpenAI's board accused him of being not consistently candid in his communications with them, despite a later memo from OpenAI COO Brad Lightcap, cool name, definitively claiming that Sam was not fired for malfeasance, a French word meaning weasel. If that confused you, then you know how everyone, including the OpenAI board, felt this weekend. They apparently agreed to step down and bring back Sam and Greg, right before Microsoft swooped in and announced they'd hired Sam, Greg, and a bunch of other OpenAI employees. Right after that, OpenAI hired Twitch co-founder Emmett Shear as interim CEO, replacing day-and-a-half-old interim CEO Mira Murati, presumably because she just needed more experience. And her name sounds like a car. We can't have that. But really, Emmett may have been chosen because, like the safety-minded board members, he said he wants AI development to slow down. He also said that CEO jobs could be replaced by AI. So, slowing down means he could enjoy his new position for longer than 5 minutes. So, that's probably Emmett may soon be captain of a ghost ship, though. A letter from OpenAI employees threatening to resign unless the board steps down and brings back Sam. And conduct ours to the break room. And what? Was signed by 650 of the company's 770 employees on Monday morning. Including Ilya Sutskever. Et tu, Brute? What? Brutus? You're back. What are you doing here? Confusingly, Ilya tweeted that he deeply regrets his participation in the board's actions, a tweet Greg reposted with a heart emoji. Mira Murati also replied with a heart to Sam's tweet saying, \"I love OpenAI.\" So, I don't know whether these people are actually still trying to be friends despite all the drama or whether they just don't know what emojis mean. Now, here's the real kicker. The Verge claims multiple sources are saying that Sam and Greg's Microsoft situation isn't a done deal and that they are still willing to return to OpenAI if the board resigns. And Sam did recently imply that the OpenAI team are all going to work together some way or the other. As for Microsoft, well, they've invested billions in OpenAI. So, whether they get Sam or Sam returns to OpenAI with a new board, this is really a win-win for them. And hey, how about a seat for old Satya while we're playing musical chairs, eh? Okay, back to work making a digital god. This whole thing sounds like the most hard to follow polycule I've ever heard in my life. Honestly, I'm just proud of myself for following it all the way through. Sunbird, the company Nothing partnered with on their Nothing Chats iMessage compatible app for Android, has apparently comically misrepresented the security of their services. Multiple professional and amateur investigators have claimed that the full contents of messages sent through Sunbird's service are accessible in plain text by not only Sunbird, but by anyone with a smattering of hacker know-how, despite Sunbird claiming not to collect any data because they use end-to-end encryption. On Twitter, Sunbird tried to dismiss security researchers' concerns, but all of their points seem to have been systematically refuted by a team from texts.com. When enough had been enough, nothing removed the chats beta from the Play Store on Saturday, saying they were delaying the launch to fix several bugs in what the Sunbird team's brains? These are probably like southern hemisphere bugs. Like rhino beetles. Yeah. And Sunbird themselves put their services on hold. Now, this is another story where it's very unclear what's actually going on. A texts.com engineer was banned from Sunbird's Discord after making a tool that lets users delete Sunbird's copies of their stored data, which Sunbird is apparently storing. You know what? I think we better delay the launch though. Yeah, just let Just let it all blow over. Now, it's time for quick quick shopping time. No, Dennis, not again. Is your budget small like Gladys' hand? Please, don't hang your laugh on a crappy gift this holiday. Newegg is here to bring joy to your bag. With their Black Friday sales, you get up to 84% off. From gaming laptops, monitors, and CPUs to printers. You get a GPU. You get a GPU. You get a GPU. Oh, you get You get this back. Plus, you can save even more on a GPU by using Newegg's GPU trading program. Their Black Friday's price protection ensures you have the lowest price on Newegg. Be a Santa everyone laughs and check out Newegg at the link below. Yeah! Nice bits you got there. Be a shame if someone quickened them. Reviews are out for AMD's Ryzen Threadripper 7970X and 7980X, and the general consensus is that these chips are sick AF. If your name isn't Brutus, that means they're good. Not only that, but they stand as a formidable and currently uncontested entry into the niche of prosumer processors for high-end desktops. Ironically, a term coined by Intel. Doesn't feel good. The top SKU, the 7980X model, has 64 cores, 128 threads, a base clock of 2.5 GHz, and a turbo clock that can hit up to 5.1 GHz. Finally, a fitting heir to the Threadripper 3000 series. Here's hoping AMD won't get bored and completely skip a generation like they did with the purely hypothetical Threadripper non-pro 5000 series, just leaving the throne unfilled. It's not right. Drop the crown, king. YouTube seems to be intentionally slowing itself down on Firefox and Safari, at least for some users. It looks like a hard-coded 5-second delay that disappears when the site is fooled into thinking it's running on Chrome. Now, it's tempting to assume that Google is simply punishing users for using a competing browser, but it's also plausible that this is a bug introduced by Google's heavy-handed ad block filtering. Always remember Hanlon's razor, and never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by neglect or incompetence. Except in this case, it's you know, it's Google. They've done this before, but we don't know. NVIDIA and SK Hynix are working together on a new GPU design, according to Korean news site Joong Ang. The design would have HBM4 memory chips stacked directly on top of the GPU, like a hat that makes you much better at remembering what you said to Amanda in fourth grade. Like, what were you thinking? Ah, get it off! This structure sounds similar to AMD's 3D V-Cache used in the company's X3D processors, which are really good at gaming because they help you remember where the bomb sites are in Counter-Strike 2. That's what I think they do. I I don't design processors. And, you know, Valorant for the win. I don't play that either. Details of Intel's upcoming Lunar Lake MX have leaked showing that the CPU, GPU, and memory will all be on the same SOC, like Apple's unified memory architecture. Ooh, whoa. No, my watch. Stop that. This will be the first commercial release of the technology that Intel showed off to the press earlier this year at their Arizona fab. This leak is so big, it almost makes you forget that Meteor Lake the architecture Lunar Lake MX is meant to replace, hasn't actually been officially released yet despite Intel's promise of a 2023 launch. But, I haven't forgotten, Pat. Your mind tricks don't work on me. And if you paper launch the Meteor Lake you, I'm not sending you a Christmas card this year. That came out of nowhere. You're getting coal. An auto tech company, Valeo, is suing NVIDIA after a video call gaffe exposed alleged trade secret theft. Basically, a Valeo employee left for a job at NVIDIA and took Valeo's work with him. This came to light months later when he accidentally screen shared stolen code during a video call with Valeo employees. All because one employee couldn't make a normal video call mistake, like forgetting to wear clothes. It wouldn't be nearly as embarrassing or criminal. And you shouldn't forget to come back on Wednesday for more tech news. Also, you know, got to put some pants on. Just basic basic respect for me."}