WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:16.160 We are living in a world full of bad drivers and unfortunately I've been rid of the worst driver for months. 00:00:16.160 --> 00:00:19.360 Spoiled Chinese kid thinks he can drive anywhere he wants. 00:00:19.360 --> 00:00:22.400 A Honda driver tailgated me. Worst driver ever. 00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:30.080 This is all slander. To prove it, I'm going to charge Colton who has gone into cars twice in a year. 00:00:30.080 --> 00:00:33.200 We have to go to a school first. Not a regular school. 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:36.640 A stun school. Who can be a better stun driver wins. 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:40.240 And the loser has to put this in the back of their car. 00:00:40.240 --> 00:00:42.720 Wow, look at this. I'm gonna kill you. 00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:48.480 Before we go to school, we need to see how good we are now. Whoever can park perfectly in the spot wins. 00:00:48.480 --> 00:00:55.680 Go! Hey, hey, I tried to park. 00:00:55.680 --> 00:00:58.720 Oh my god, Colton is such a bad driver. 00:00:58.720 --> 00:01:02.400 That's my spot. Oh my god. 00:01:02.400 --> 00:01:07.120 Colton not only did not park properly, but even worse, he has some serious temper issues. 00:01:08.160 --> 00:01:12.880 According to the research, 80% of drivers express significant anger while driving and 00:01:12.880 --> 00:01:16.320 lots of them cause major car accidents. This worries me a lot. 00:01:16.320 --> 00:01:19.600 If he can't control his bad temper, how is he going to control the car? 00:01:19.600 --> 00:01:23.760 So I need you to wear this heart rate monitor. We're gonna go have a little drive around the area. 00:01:24.320 --> 00:01:30.800 Make sure you stay calm. Okay. Prior to the shoot, our friend Ego agreed to play a slow walking shopper at the business 00:01:30.800 --> 00:01:35.440 Costco parking lot. It's like, I'm not the most aggressive guy, but I can try acting for it. 00:01:35.440 --> 00:01:39.200 Yo, what the hell are you doing? Why are you driving so slow? Okay, we need more. 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:42.400 After a bit of training, he's hired. So I'm allowed to swear. 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:47.280 You can punch him. Okay, I'll be fine. If your heart rate goes too high, I will kick you from here. 00:01:48.240 --> 00:01:52.880 I don't know why you are so anxious or angry. I don't know whatever problem you are dealing at home. 00:01:52.880 --> 00:01:53.840 Don't bring it here. 00:01:56.720 --> 00:01:59.360 Oh, what the f**k? Oh, my God. Yo, what the hell, dude? 00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:04.080 What's up? I knew this would happen. 00:02:04.080 --> 00:02:07.760 What car race is going on? Kota? You have to be calm. 00:02:09.040 --> 00:02:12.800 Oh, no. Dude, he ran over lettuce his head. 00:02:14.160 --> 00:02:19.040 Kota's heart rate is already in turbo mode before we leave. He thought we just casually driving around the area, 00:02:19.040 --> 00:02:22.400 but we got to figure out an excuse to make him drive to the Costco. 00:02:23.040 --> 00:02:27.600 Can we hit up the Costco? I have to give Andy one lens and he's right by there. 00:02:28.320 --> 00:02:32.880 Andy's by Costco? And I'm afraid you're going to prank me or like make me crash into this car in front of me. 00:02:32.880 --> 00:02:36.080 He's on full alert. I hope Eagle can actually pull it off. 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:38.720 Wait a minute. This is part of the video, isn't it? What? 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:44.240 What is about to happen? I've been pranked too many times on this channel. Eagle's literally walking in the middle of the land. 00:02:45.200 --> 00:02:47.040 Well, what the f**k? 00:02:48.720 --> 00:02:53.760 This is on purpose. This is on purpose. No one would do this. 00:02:54.720 --> 00:02:58.080 Right behind me. Get out of the way. What the f**k, Andy? 00:03:00.640 --> 00:03:05.040 Eagle gave him a 100% angry look, but the senior couple here actually looked more pissed. 00:03:08.160 --> 00:03:11.680 Even though Kota didn't fall for it, during their drive, Kota's heart rate is really high. 00:03:11.680 --> 00:03:16.240 I had to leave Kota in this room alone so he can meditate before we move on to the next stage. 00:03:16.240 --> 00:03:17.040 What does that even mean? 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:26.640 Are you good now, Kota? And now we can finally head to the stunt school. 00:03:26.640 --> 00:03:29.760 And this is Rick. He's done 40 years of stunt driving. 00:03:29.760 --> 00:03:32.960 This is a crown Vic that we use in the movies. Why don't you just show us? 00:03:32.960 --> 00:03:37.600 While Rick's doing these stunts, I'm going to try to apply this D-Brand skin to Dennis' phone. 00:03:37.600 --> 00:03:42.240 Let's see if I can do it. Now we're going to drift to this pole. D-Brand fell to a lot of stickers. 00:03:42.320 --> 00:03:46.400 They sell full of stickers. I got stickers. Can't do the stickers. 00:03:46.400 --> 00:03:50.480 Oh, hello. Okay. So we'll do a 180 here. 00:03:53.760 --> 00:03:57.280 No, I'm having PTSD already here. So this is going to be a 360. 00:03:57.280 --> 00:04:00.800 A 360? Oh my god. Oh my god. 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:01.920 I can't. I can't. 00:04:05.920 --> 00:04:07.200 Oh my f**k. 00:04:09.040 --> 00:04:12.640 So you won't be getting... Yeah, yeah. Oh, I think he fainted. 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:16.560 Are you okay? Hey. Dennis, where's like... Did she? 00:04:16.560 --> 00:04:19.680 Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. Hey. 00:04:24.720 --> 00:04:30.240 All right. Let me see you check out dbrand.com slash Joe Linus. 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:33.440 Wow, really? I got you. I got you. 00:04:33.440 --> 00:04:36.480 That's not funny. I got him. That's not funny. 00:04:36.480 --> 00:04:39.760 Look at camera. No. Colton, you did a horrible job. 00:04:39.760 --> 00:04:43.200 Yeah, I know. I know. Sorry, D-Brand. After coming back from my fainting, 00:04:43.200 --> 00:04:45.600 we're starting from the basics, hitting the mark. 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:49.920 All right, come on down, Dennis. 00:04:55.120 --> 00:04:57.440 What was that? Dennis drives like a grandma. 00:05:04.080 --> 00:05:07.840 That's okay. Yeah. You know, it's like, you know, you just T-Bone the camera operator. 00:05:07.840 --> 00:05:11.280 That's what it looks like there. But Colton obviously has some ending issues. 00:05:11.280 --> 00:05:14.480 I really hope he doesn't hit anything in the final contest 00:05:14.480 --> 00:05:18.000 because instead of using the cones, I found this at Colton's house. 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:22.480 Oh, you're going to break it? Just holding it. Be careful. It's each one of these is a Lego piece, buddy. 00:05:22.480 --> 00:05:26.720 You don't lose pieces. Not if we don't hit it. And Colton decided to take my most 00:05:26.720 --> 00:05:30.160 trader item from my house. How much does this work? $400. 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:33.200 What? It's a custom made sign. You later, nerd. 00:05:33.200 --> 00:05:37.200 And our one million sub play button will be on the track for the final contest. 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:41.680 Colton, maybe after today, I'm going to be a real stunt driver. 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:46.080 Good luck with that. Keep going, keep going faster. 00:05:46.080 --> 00:05:46.400 Now. 00:05:49.440 --> 00:05:53.200 Nice. Okay, Dennis. Yeah. 00:05:53.200 --> 00:05:57.120 Damn, Dennis did a pretty good job. See that Colton? You weren't even close to the cone. 00:05:57.120 --> 00:06:00.480 Okay. But that was a beautiful 90 degree. 00:06:00.480 --> 00:06:02.960 Damn it. Yeah. 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:06.960 Nice. Yes, yes, yes. 00:06:06.960 --> 00:06:11.120 This is like when a parents got two kids, right? They go up to them. They go, hey, you know, 00:06:11.120 --> 00:06:15.280 you don't have a favorite, do you? And the parent goes, no, of course not. But they obviously do. 00:06:15.280 --> 00:06:18.240 That's you right now, Dennis. Colton, don't be jealous. 00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:22.560 Ah. Well, better. 00:06:23.840 --> 00:06:26.880 You got around and you're doing the 90. So it works. 00:06:26.880 --> 00:06:31.280 It works. Surprisingly, I've been doing way better job than Colton. 00:06:31.280 --> 00:06:34.400 My 90 degree 180 has just been killing it. 00:06:34.400 --> 00:06:39.920 The last practice is timing. How to professional tailgate. If we did it wrong, we will actually end up in the hospital. 00:06:39.920 --> 00:06:43.600 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Dennis, you didn't know this was going to happen? 00:06:43.600 --> 00:06:47.040 I did not know this. You really didn't tell me we're going to do this chase thing. 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:50.720 We're about to basically do the same thing that I did where I got hit last week. 00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:51.220 Yes. 00:06:57.440 --> 00:07:01.440 Damn it. Colton made it. We both survived. Now let's do our final contest. 00:07:01.440 --> 00:07:05.680 Round one. Do a 180 drift. They floor it with an e-brake stock to Linus. 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:09.200 Fastest without hitting Linus wins. Oh, and if you hit Linus, 00:07:09.200 --> 00:07:12.400 he will put a tattoo on your face. On your mark. 00:07:24.400 --> 00:07:28.000 No, no, no, no, no. Linus, I'm coming. 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:30.240 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 00:07:31.360 --> 00:07:32.800 Oh my God. 00:07:34.400 --> 00:07:38.720 What the f***? What the hell was that? 23-44. 00:07:38.720 --> 00:07:41.920 23-44. On your mark. Yep. Get set. 00:07:42.560 --> 00:07:42.880 Go. 00:07:49.040 --> 00:07:52.400 Oh my gosh. What the f***? 00:07:57.120 --> 00:08:01.200 What the hell? 14-47 and the winner is... 00:08:01.200 --> 00:08:03.920 14. Colton. Oh, damn it. 00:08:04.640 --> 00:08:07.920 Round two. 180 drift to your personal treasure. Closest wins. 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:12.880 That's ready to close. Okay. Colton, let's go. 00:08:12.880 --> 00:08:15.520 Oh, ready? No, it's not. You're right. Yeah, you're good, dude. Just go for it. 00:08:18.480 --> 00:08:21.600 Yeah, nice. Nice. Good job. Good job. 00:08:21.600 --> 00:08:24.400 Okay. Go right for it and smack it. 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:32.240 76 feet. I'm going to ask 76 inches. 76 inches. 00:08:32.800 --> 00:08:37.200 Might as well be it. Careful. Oh my gosh, guys. Dude, I can't even f***ing see it. 00:08:37.760 --> 00:08:40.880 It's on the ground. Ready? Let's go. All right. 00:08:40.880 --> 00:08:42.000 Go for it. Thank you. 00:08:44.960 --> 00:08:45.600 Colton! 00:08:48.320 --> 00:08:50.880 Colton! Whoa! 00:08:56.560 --> 00:09:00.480 You're so bad. You're so bad, Colton. 85. 00:09:00.480 --> 00:09:03.520 85. And the winner is... 00:09:03.520 --> 00:09:06.640 Dennis! Yes! Good job, Dennis. Final challenge. 00:09:06.640 --> 00:09:10.480 First on all, they're heartbreaking to get as close to the play button and liners. 00:09:10.480 --> 00:09:14.800 The closest wins. All right. Hold on. Wait. Whoa, I need my seatbelt, guys. 00:09:14.800 --> 00:09:18.400 Last one. Let's go. This is it. Hit that play button. 00:09:18.400 --> 00:09:19.760 Why would you be hit it? Ah! 00:09:31.440 --> 00:09:32.960 Whoa! Sh**! 00:09:34.560 --> 00:09:39.120 70. 70. Okay. Maybe I'll hit it. Hopefully I don't, because this isn't my car. 00:09:42.080 --> 00:09:45.920 Oh f***! Ah! Oh my god! 00:09:48.000 --> 00:09:50.640 Stop! Whoa! 00:09:51.360 --> 00:09:55.600 That's close. Wait. Don't you dare. And Colton's distance is... 00:09:57.440 --> 00:09:59.680 73 centimeters. I won! 00:10:01.200 --> 00:10:04.960 So you are going to leave the sticker on your car? Oh no. 00:10:04.960 --> 00:10:09.200 Dennis is the better driver. Oh no! I actually want to give you a choice. 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:15.440 You put the stickers in the back of your car, or you give me a good review on Ray BC Driver, 00:10:15.440 --> 00:10:17.760 and let me drive your Tesla for a day. 00:10:18.800 --> 00:10:22.880 Put the sticker on my car. You really just... Put the sticker on my car. You ain't driving anything. 00:10:22.880 --> 00:10:25.360 Just a sticker. Thanks for D-Brand for sponsoring this video. 00:10:26.960 --> 00:10:36.320 Beautiful. Turn out everyone's wrong. Colton is the worst driver in BC.