We are living in a world full of bad drivers and unfortunately I've been rid of the worst driver for months.
Spoiled Chinese kid thinks he can drive anywhere he wants.
A Honda driver tailgated me. Worst driver ever.
This is all slander. To prove it, I'm going to charge Colton who has gone into cars twice in a year.
We have to go to a school first. Not a regular school.
A stun school. Who can be a better stun driver wins.
And the loser has to put this in the back of their car.
Wow, look at this. I'm gonna kill you.
Before we go to school, we need to see how good we are now. Whoever can park perfectly in the spot wins.
Go! Hey, hey, I tried to park.
Oh my god, Colton is such a bad driver.
That's my spot. Oh my god.
Colton not only did not park properly, but even worse, he has some serious temper issues.
According to the research, 80% of drivers express significant anger while driving and
lots of them cause major car accidents. This worries me a lot.
If he can't control his bad temper, how is he going to control the car?
So I need you to wear this heart rate monitor. We're gonna go have a little drive around the area.
Make sure you stay calm. Okay. Prior to the shoot, our friend Ego agreed to play a slow walking shopper at the business
Costco parking lot. It's like, I'm not the most aggressive guy, but I can try acting for it.
Yo, what the hell are you doing? Why are you driving so slow? Okay, we need more.
After a bit of training, he's hired. So I'm allowed to swear.
You can punch him. Okay, I'll be fine. If your heart rate goes too high, I will kick you from here.
I don't know why you are so anxious or angry. I don't know whatever problem you are dealing at home.
Don't bring it here.
Oh, what the f**k? Oh, my God. Yo, what the hell, dude?
What's up? I knew this would happen.
What car race is going on? Kota? You have to be calm.
Oh, no. Dude, he ran over lettuce his head.
Kota's heart rate is already in turbo mode before we leave. He thought we just casually driving around the area,
but we got to figure out an excuse to make him drive to the Costco.
Can we hit up the Costco? I have to give Andy one lens and he's right by there.
Andy's by Costco? And I'm afraid you're going to prank me or like make me crash into this car in front of me.
He's on full alert. I hope Eagle can actually pull it off.
Wait a minute. This is part of the video, isn't it? What?
What is about to happen? I've been pranked too many times on this channel. Eagle's literally walking in the middle of the land.
Well, what the f**k?
This is on purpose. This is on purpose. No one would do this.
Right behind me. Get out of the way. What the f**k, Andy?
Eagle gave him a 100% angry look, but the senior couple here actually looked more pissed.
Even though Kota didn't fall for it, during their drive, Kota's heart rate is really high.
I had to leave Kota in this room alone so he can meditate before we move on to the next stage.
What does that even mean?
Are you good now, Kota? And now we can finally head to the stunt school.
And this is Rick. He's done 40 years of stunt driving.
This is a crown Vic that we use in the movies. Why don't you just show us?
While Rick's doing these stunts, I'm going to try to apply this D-Brand skin to Dennis' phone.
Let's see if I can do it. Now we're going to drift to this pole. D-Brand fell to a lot of stickers.
They sell full of stickers. I got stickers. Can't do the stickers.
Oh, hello. Okay. So we'll do a 180 here.
No, I'm having PTSD already here. So this is going to be a 360.
A 360? Oh my god. Oh my god.
I can't. I can't.
Oh my f**k.
So you won't be getting... Yeah, yeah. Oh, I think he fainted.
Are you okay? Hey. Dennis, where's like... Did she?
Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. Hey.
All right. Let me see you check out dbrand.com slash Joe Linus.
Wow, really? I got you. I got you.
That's not funny. I got him. That's not funny.
Look at camera. No. Colton, you did a horrible job.
Yeah, I know. I know. Sorry, D-Brand. After coming back from my fainting,
we're starting from the basics, hitting the mark.
All right, come on down, Dennis.
What was that? Dennis drives like a grandma.
That's okay. Yeah. You know, it's like, you know, you just T-Bone the camera operator.
That's what it looks like there. But Colton obviously has some ending issues.
I really hope he doesn't hit anything in the final contest
because instead of using the cones, I found this at Colton's house.
Oh, you're going to break it? Just holding it. Be careful. It's each one of these is a Lego piece, buddy.
You don't lose pieces. Not if we don't hit it. And Colton decided to take my most
trader item from my house. How much does this work? $400.
What? It's a custom made sign. You later, nerd.
And our one million sub play button will be on the track for the final contest.
Colton, maybe after today, I'm going to be a real stunt driver.
Good luck with that. Keep going, keep going faster.
Now.
Nice. Okay, Dennis. Yeah.
Damn, Dennis did a pretty good job. See that Colton? You weren't even close to the cone.
Okay. But that was a beautiful 90 degree.
Damn it. Yeah.
Nice. Yes, yes, yes.
This is like when a parents got two kids, right? They go up to them. They go, hey, you know,
you don't have a favorite, do you? And the parent goes, no, of course not. But they obviously do.
That's you right now, Dennis. Colton, don't be jealous.
Ah. Well, better.
You got around and you're doing the 90. So it works.
It works. Surprisingly, I've been doing way better job than Colton.
My 90 degree 180 has just been killing it.
The last practice is timing. How to professional tailgate. If we did it wrong, we will actually end up in the hospital.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Dennis, you didn't know this was going to happen?
I did not know this. You really didn't tell me we're going to do this chase thing.
We're about to basically do the same thing that I did where I got hit last week.
Yes.
Damn it. Colton made it. We both survived. Now let's do our final contest.
Round one. Do a 180 drift. They floor it with an e-brake stock to Linus.
Fastest without hitting Linus wins. Oh, and if you hit Linus,
he will put a tattoo on your face. On your mark.
No, no, no, no, no. Linus, I'm coming.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Oh my God.
What the f***? What the hell was that? 23-44.
23-44. On your mark. Yep. Get set.
Go.
Oh my gosh. What the f***?
What the hell? 14-47 and the winner is...
14. Colton. Oh, damn it.
Round two. 180 drift to your personal treasure. Closest wins.
That's ready to close. Okay. Colton, let's go.
Oh, ready? No, it's not. You're right. Yeah, you're good, dude. Just go for it.
Yeah, nice. Nice. Good job. Good job.
Okay. Go right for it and smack it.
76 feet. I'm going to ask 76 inches. 76 inches.
Might as well be it. Careful. Oh my gosh, guys. Dude, I can't even f***ing see it.
It's on the ground. Ready? Let's go. All right.
Go for it. Thank you.
Colton!
Colton! Whoa!
You're so bad. You're so bad, Colton. 85.
85. And the winner is...
Dennis! Yes! Good job, Dennis. Final challenge.
First on all, they're heartbreaking to get as close to the play button and liners.
The closest wins. All right. Hold on. Wait. Whoa, I need my seatbelt, guys.
Last one. Let's go. This is it. Hit that play button.
Why would you be hit it? Ah!
Whoa! Sh**!
70. 70. Okay. Maybe I'll hit it. Hopefully I don't, because this isn't my car.
Oh f***! Ah! Oh my god!
Stop! Whoa!
That's close. Wait. Don't you dare. And Colton's distance is...
73 centimeters. I won!
So you are going to leave the sticker on your car? Oh no.
Dennis is the better driver. Oh no! I actually want to give you a choice.
You put the stickers in the back of your car, or you give me a good review on Ray BC Driver,
and let me drive your Tesla for a day.
Put the sticker on my car. You really just... Put the sticker on my car. You ain't driving anything.
Just a sticker. Thanks for D-Brand for sponsoring this video.
Beautiful. Turn out everyone's wrong. Colton is the worst driver in BC.