1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:16,160 We are living in a world full of bad drivers and unfortunately I've been rid of the worst driver for months. 2 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,360 Spoiled Chinese kid thinks he can drive anywhere he wants. 3 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,400 A Honda driver tailgated me. Worst driver ever. 4 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:30,080 This is all slander. To prove it, I'm going to charge Colton who has gone into cars twice in a year. 5 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,200 We have to go to a school first. Not a regular school. 6 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,640 A stun school. Who can be a better stun driver wins. 7 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:40,240 And the loser has to put this in the back of their car. 8 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,720 Wow, look at this. I'm gonna kill you. 9 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:48,480 Before we go to school, we need to see how good we are now. Whoever can park perfectly in the spot wins. 10 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:55,680 Go! Hey, hey, I tried to park. 11 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,720 Oh my god, Colton is such a bad driver. 12 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,400 That's my spot. Oh my god. 13 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:07,120 Colton not only did not park properly, but even worse, he has some serious temper issues. 14 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:12,880 According to the research, 80% of drivers express significant anger while driving and 15 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,320 lots of them cause major car accidents. This worries me a lot. 16 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:19,600 If he can't control his bad temper, how is he going to control the car? 17 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:23,760 So I need you to wear this heart rate monitor. We're gonna go have a little drive around the area. 18 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:30,800 Make sure you stay calm. Okay. Prior to the shoot, our friend Ego agreed to play a slow walking shopper at the business 19 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:35,440 Costco parking lot. It's like, I'm not the most aggressive guy, but I can try acting for it. 20 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:39,200 Yo, what the hell are you doing? Why are you driving so slow? Okay, we need more. 21 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,400 After a bit of training, he's hired. So I'm allowed to swear. 22 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:47,280 You can punch him. Okay, I'll be fine. If your heart rate goes too high, I will kick you from here. 23 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:52,880 I don't know why you are so anxious or angry. I don't know whatever problem you are dealing at home. 24 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:53,840 Don't bring it here. 25 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,360 Oh, what the f**k? Oh, my God. Yo, what the hell, dude? 26 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,080 What's up? I knew this would happen. 27 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,760 What car race is going on? Kota? You have to be calm. 28 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,800 Oh, no. Dude, he ran over lettuce his head. 29 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:19,040 Kota's heart rate is already in turbo mode before we leave. He thought we just casually driving around the area, 30 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:22,400 but we got to figure out an excuse to make him drive to the Costco. 31 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:27,600 Can we hit up the Costco? I have to give Andy one lens and he's right by there. 32 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:32,880 Andy's by Costco? And I'm afraid you're going to prank me or like make me crash into this car in front of me. 33 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,080 He's on full alert. I hope Eagle can actually pull it off. 34 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,720 Wait a minute. This is part of the video, isn't it? What? 35 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:44,240 What is about to happen? I've been pranked too many times on this channel. Eagle's literally walking in the middle of the land. 36 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,040 Well, what the f**k? 37 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:53,760 This is on purpose. This is on purpose. No one would do this. 38 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:58,080 Right behind me. Get out of the way. What the f**k, Andy? 39 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:05,040 Eagle gave him a 100% angry look, but the senior couple here actually looked more pissed. 40 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,680 Even though Kota didn't fall for it, during their drive, Kota's heart rate is really high. 41 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:16,240 I had to leave Kota in this room alone so he can meditate before we move on to the next stage. 42 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,040 What does that even mean? 43 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,640 Are you good now, Kota? And now we can finally head to the stunt school. 44 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,760 And this is Rick. He's done 40 years of stunt driving. 45 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:32,960 This is a crown Vic that we use in the movies. Why don't you just show us? 46 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:37,600 While Rick's doing these stunts, I'm going to try to apply this D-Brand skin to Dennis' phone. 47 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:42,240 Let's see if I can do it. Now we're going to drift to this pole. D-Brand fell to a lot of stickers. 48 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:46,400 They sell full of stickers. I got stickers. Can't do the stickers. 49 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:50,480 Oh, hello. Okay. So we'll do a 180 here. 50 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,280 No, I'm having PTSD already here. So this is going to be a 360. 51 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,800 A 360? Oh my god. Oh my god. 52 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:01,920 I can't. I can't. 53 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:07,200 Oh my f**k. 54 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,640 So you won't be getting... Yeah, yeah. Oh, I think he fainted. 55 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,560 Are you okay? Hey. Dennis, where's like... Did she? 56 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,680 Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. Hey. 57 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:30,240 All right. Let me see you check out dbrand.com slash Joe Linus. 58 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,440 Wow, really? I got you. I got you. 59 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,480 That's not funny. I got him. That's not funny. 60 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,760 Look at camera. No. Colton, you did a horrible job. 61 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:43,200 Yeah, I know. I know. Sorry, D-Brand. After coming back from my fainting, 62 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,600 we're starting from the basics, hitting the mark. 63 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,920 All right, come on down, Dennis. 64 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,440 What was that? Dennis drives like a grandma. 65 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,840 That's okay. Yeah. You know, it's like, you know, you just T-Bone the camera operator. 66 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:11,280 That's what it looks like there. But Colton obviously has some ending issues. 67 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:14,480 I really hope he doesn't hit anything in the final contest 68 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:18,000 because instead of using the cones, I found this at Colton's house. 69 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:22,480 Oh, you're going to break it? Just holding it. Be careful. It's each one of these is a Lego piece, buddy. 70 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:26,720 You don't lose pieces. Not if we don't hit it. And Colton decided to take my most 71 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,160 trader item from my house. How much does this work? $400. 72 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,200 What? It's a custom made sign. You later, nerd. 73 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:37,200 And our one million sub play button will be on the track for the final contest. 74 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,680 Colton, maybe after today, I'm going to be a real stunt driver. 75 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:46,080 Good luck with that. Keep going, keep going faster. 76 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:46,400 Now. 77 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:53,200 Nice. Okay, Dennis. Yeah. 78 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:57,120 Damn, Dennis did a pretty good job. See that Colton? You weren't even close to the cone. 79 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,480 Okay. But that was a beautiful 90 degree. 80 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,960 Damn it. Yeah. 81 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,960 Nice. Yes, yes, yes. 82 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:11,120 This is like when a parents got two kids, right? They go up to them. They go, hey, you know, 83 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,280 you don't have a favorite, do you? And the parent goes, no, of course not. But they obviously do. 84 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,240 That's you right now, Dennis. Colton, don't be jealous. 85 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,560 Ah. Well, better. 86 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:26,880 You got around and you're doing the 90. So it works. 87 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:31,280 It works. Surprisingly, I've been doing way better job than Colton. 88 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:34,400 My 90 degree 180 has just been killing it. 89 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:39,920 The last practice is timing. How to professional tailgate. If we did it wrong, we will actually end up in the hospital. 90 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:43,600 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Dennis, you didn't know this was going to happen? 91 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:47,040 I did not know this. You really didn't tell me we're going to do this chase thing. 92 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,720 We're about to basically do the same thing that I did where I got hit last week. 93 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:51,220 Yes. 94 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:01,440 Damn it. Colton made it. We both survived. Now let's do our final contest. 95 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:05,680 Round one. Do a 180 drift. They floor it with an e-brake stock to Linus. 96 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,200 Fastest without hitting Linus wins. Oh, and if you hit Linus, 97 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:12,400 he will put a tattoo on your face. On your mark. 98 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:28,000 No, no, no, no, no. Linus, I'm coming. 99 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,240 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 100 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:32,800 Oh my God. 101 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:38,720 What the f***? What the hell was that? 23-44. 102 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,920 23-44. On your mark. Yep. Get set. 103 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:42,880 Go. 104 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:52,400 Oh my gosh. What the f***? 105 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:01,200 What the hell? 14-47 and the winner is... 106 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,920 14. Colton. Oh, damn it. 107 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,920 Round two. 180 drift to your personal treasure. Closest wins. 108 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,880 That's ready to close. Okay. Colton, let's go. 109 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,520 Oh, ready? No, it's not. You're right. Yeah, you're good, dude. Just go for it. 110 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,600 Yeah, nice. Nice. Good job. Good job. 111 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,400 Okay. Go right for it and smack it. 112 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,240 76 feet. I'm going to ask 76 inches. 76 inches. 113 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:37,200 Might as well be it. Careful. Oh my gosh, guys. Dude, I can't even f***ing see it. 114 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,880 It's on the ground. Ready? Let's go. All right. 115 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,000 Go for it. Thank you. 116 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:45,600 Colton! 117 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,880 Colton! Whoa! 118 00:08:56,560 --> 00:09:00,480 You're so bad. You're so bad, Colton. 85. 119 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,520 85. And the winner is... 120 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:06,640 Dennis! Yes! Good job, Dennis. Final challenge. 121 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:10,480 First on all, they're heartbreaking to get as close to the play button and liners. 122 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:14,800 The closest wins. All right. Hold on. Wait. Whoa, I need my seatbelt, guys. 123 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:18,400 Last one. Let's go. This is it. Hit that play button. 124 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:19,760 Why would you be hit it? Ah! 125 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,960 Whoa! Sh**! 126 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:39,120 70. 70. Okay. Maybe I'll hit it. Hopefully I don't, because this isn't my car. 127 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:45,920 Oh f***! Ah! Oh my god! 128 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,640 Stop! Whoa! 129 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:55,600 That's close. Wait. Don't you dare. And Colton's distance is... 130 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,680 73 centimeters. I won! 131 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,960 So you are going to leave the sticker on your car? Oh no. 132 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:09,200 Dennis is the better driver. Oh no! I actually want to give you a choice. 133 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:15,440 You put the stickers in the back of your car, or you give me a good review on Ray BC Driver, 134 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,760 and let me drive your Tesla for a day. 135 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:22,880 Put the sticker on my car. You really just... Put the sticker on my car. You ain't driving anything. 136 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,360 Just a sticker. Thanks for D-Brand for sponsoring this video. 137 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:36,320 Beautiful. Turn out everyone's wrong. Colton is the worst driver in BC.