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Nintendo Finally Revealed many of the switch 2's meest details this morning

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and so far Gamers don't really know what to think with reactions ranging from

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whoa cool to wait what it felt good to

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finally hear numbers and words like 7.9

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in 1080p 120 HZ LCD display 4K output

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while docked only fans could could could

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make that happen and there's one in the dock and it was kind of surreal to

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finally see Nintendo confirm those outlandish rumors about the new joycons

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being used as a mouse not only can you

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360 no scope in Metroid Prime 4 in some

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games you can dual wield mice like some

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kind of gamer god the blessed offspring

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of Lord gabin himself Goombas tremble

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and weep at your coming if you're more of a normal controller person though the

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new Switch 2 Pro Controller has rear buttons just give them a little tickle

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then things got even more interesting the new game chat feature brings

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Nintendo's party chat technology into the 21st century specifically the 2010s

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Nintendo's essentially invented Discord calls for the switch 2 you can chat

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directly with your party using the mic on the actual console okay whether

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you're playing the same game or a different one you can stream your

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Gameplay at a cinematic frame rate and even use the new switch to camera to add

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in your face then there's game share which is exactly what the rumor said it

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was the switch 2 can host a local multiplayer session between other switch

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2 or previous switch one consoles even

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if they don't own a copy of the game while I've seen some PC Xbox and PS5

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players being kind of dismissive of these features since they seem to

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largely just be worst versions of the features those players have you know who

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doesn't have them your grandma

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perhaps because she passed some time ago but the point Nintendo's reinvention of

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existing things doesn't stop there though while many switch 2 games will be

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available on physical game cards some will simply have game key cards which

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will give your system a game key it can

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use to download a game I know it's very

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disorienting Stay With Me the idea makes sense especially now that the switch 2

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comes with 256 gigs of storage which

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you're going to be filling up with hot new Switch 2 games like switch 2 Welcome

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tour a tutorial app that is not free

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there's also Mario there's also a new Mario Kart Mario Kart World which

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finally lets the racers loose in an open world injecting a bit of Diddy Kong

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Racing e didy Kong Racing you shouldn't

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have said that hey look you can be a cow frankly I'm more excited for Donkey Kong

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Bonanza the character's first proper 3D Adventure since Donkey Kong 64 the game

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that gave us the DK WAP why am I doing

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this to myself I'm 22 years old we also got a new Zelda game it's hyro Warriors

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okay I'm sorry I'm more interested in drag X drive a flashy wheelchair

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basketball game that makes use of the dual wielding mice thing but is

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apparently not hosted by Rupa but in a sentence I found even more unlikely to

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be said during attack link from software made a switch to exclusive m multiplayer

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game it's called dusk Bloods featuring

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characters that are like vampires but they can only come outside after

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dusk I made that up I know nothing about the game uh the switch 2 is also getting

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a healthy assortment of ports including Elden ring tarnished Edition and

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cyberpunk 2077 Ultimate Edition and then

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to give your system a bit of a break you can play the GameCube games added to the

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more expensive tier of Nintendo switch online speaking of older games turns out

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backwards compatibility is kind of complicated there's switch two Edition

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games which are switch one games that have been updated optimized and added to

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to ensure compatibility which isn't a given Nintendo says most switch one

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games should run fine but some games

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currently have issues after starting up or even during startup as detailed by

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Nintendo in this helpful table featuring an entire column that says the same

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thing all all the way down except for the fortnite entry you could have left

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that column out completely this is what I'm mad about others are rightly

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disappointed that the switch 2 will cost $450 us when it launches on June 5th in

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Canada it'll be 630 well at least Japan will get a

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Japanese only version for around 333 USD

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and Nintendo seems serious about preventing scalping this time around not

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only will that version only be able to link a Nintendo account that was created

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with Japan as the region setting pre-orders for any version of the switch

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2 will be limited to Nintendo accounts that have demonstrated sufficient

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loyalty to the Mushroom Kingdom the requirements appear to differ between

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countries but at a minimum you'll have to have paid for a switch online

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membership for a year played switch games for 50 hours and opted in to share

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your usage data with Nintendo hm now I

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can already hear the heavy breathing and imagine the nostrils flaring but hey

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this is just for pre-orders anyone can buy one when it launches and scalpers

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are crazy now I think it's time for drastic measures I mean this will be

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more effective than Amazon boldly limiting GPU purchases to Prime

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subscribers yeah that'll stop them as for dbrand our sponsor nothing can stop

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them from bringing their kill switch case to the Nintendo switch 2 even

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though the name kill switch was originally about the steam deck being a

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switch killer although but I guess it wasn't this case

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features ergonomic hand grips that detach along with the joycons because I

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mean if they didn't that would um that would be embarrassing it's also got a

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custombuilt dock adapter that makes the Nintendo dock compatible with the kill

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switch case while turning it into a little display stand for your console so

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you can point it out to people when they visit and say hey see this see that I

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bought that last but not least the

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travel cover has been upgraded to carry up to 10 game cards or game key cards or

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virtual game cards I don't know what Nintendo's on man the travel covers even

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got a frosted transparency so you can see what games you're bringing along

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with you on the go the switch 2 kill switch is set to launch around the same

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time as the console itself but dbrand is currently accepting $3 reservations to

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guarantee your spot at the front of the line when it goes live this June so

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check them out at my bosses short.com okay I'm doing less quick bits because

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the switch 2 story took way too freaking long I mean we all want to go home I

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think right like like enough the switch

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2 ain't the only console handheld rolling into town ASUS and Xbox have

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performed some decidedly unsettle teasing of what is probably the project

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kenon device whose existence was leaked recently another leak this week points

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to the existence of a special ized Windows UI that involves booting into

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full screen mode presumably an Xbox

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themed one at launch which is further proof that the idea of a console is

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becoming just a PC in the same way that

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many animals throughout evolutionary history have simply become crab AMD has

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responded to all those reports of dead or otherwise borked ryzen 79800 x3d CPUs

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in a statement released to press team red basically agreed with with asrock's

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unsatisfying update confirming a glitchy

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BIOS caused some startup issues but it's

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not causing CPUs to burn out and even if

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it was the BIOS has been updated now anyway meanwhile there's still this

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Reddit Mega thread with over a 100 ryzen chip owners reporting issues mostly on

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ASRock boards but sometimes you don't get a satisfying

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conclusion and the wikip media Foundation says AI crawler Bots are

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straining their servers as they contribute to a 50% increase in

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downloads of multimedia content since January 2024 Wikipedia says although AI

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crawlers only account for 35% of traffic

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overall they're responsible for 65% of a

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heavier type of traffic called bulk reading involving rapidly visiting large

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number of pages including less popular ones not sure if killing Wikipedia has

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been part of the AI safety conversation yet I can't wait to have future

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historians analyze the humans of this era's decision to trade their single

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greatest repository of open information in exchange for chat Bots that can

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improvise what they think sounds like a good answer rocks are

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healthy to eat yeah this sounds right and I had

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more to say but we're literally out of time tell you what come back on Friday

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and I'll give you another tech news update as long as Nintendo doesn't

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decide to force me to talk about them so much again that was pretty rude
