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This is just confusing.

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>> I don't think there's a head on Earth

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that could actually wear this.

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>> They're like big enough for Hey Arnold.

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>> You got to respect the commitment to the

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bit, though.

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>> The cushions themselves are like fine.

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>> It's the kind of thing that like a

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smartass teenager would be like, "Put

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your headphones away." And then you just

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take these bad boys out.

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>> Bad boys out. It's a Bluetooth speaker.

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>> Oh, this is way comfier.

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>> This is how you wear it.

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>> It's like the 2026 equivalent of having

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a giant boombox on your shoulder.

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>> How much do you think they cost?

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>> Let's say $75.

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>> 100 bucks.

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>> These are so stupid.

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>> [laughter]
