{"video_id":"B8h4HaUCaQc","title":"XL Headphones Are Too Big?","channel":"ShortCircuit","show":"ShortCircuit","published_at":"2026-05-06T19:33:34+00:00","duration_s":30,"segments":[{"start_s":0.0,"end_s":2.64,"text":"This is just confusing.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":1.28,"end_s":3.96,"text":">> I don't think there's a head on Earth","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":2.64,"end_s":5.52,"text":"that could actually wear this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.96,"end_s":7.12,"text":">> They're like big enough for Hey Arnold.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.52,"end_s":7.72,"text":">> You got to respect the commitment to the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.12,"end_s":10.08,"text":"bit, though.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.72,"end_s":10.879999999999999,"text":">> The cushions themselves are like fine.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.08,"end_s":12.16,"text":">> It's the kind of thing that like a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.88,"end_s":13.24,"text":"smartass teenager would be like, \"Put","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.16,"end_s":14.52,"text":"your headphones away.\" And then you just","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.24,"end_s":16.240000000000002,"text":"take these bad boys out.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.52,"end_s":18.24,"text":">> Bad boys out. It's a Bluetooth speaker.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.24,"end_s":19.56,"text":">> Oh, this is way comfier.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.24,"end_s":21.439999999999998,"text":">> This is how you wear it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.56,"end_s":23.279999999999998,"text":">> It's like the 2026 equivalent of having","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.44,"end_s":24.28,"text":"a giant boombox on your shoulder.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":23.28,"end_s":26.48,"text":">> How much do you think they cost?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":24.28,"end_s":27.0,"text":">> Let's say $75.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":26.48,"end_s":28.165,"text":">> 100 bucks.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":27.0,"end_s":30.185,"text":">> These are so stupid.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":28.165,"end_s":30.185,"text":">> [laughter]","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"This is just confusing. >> I don't think there's a head on Earth that could actually wear this. >> They're like big enough for Hey Arnold. >> You got to respect the commitment to the bit, though. >> The cushions themselves are like fine. >> It's the kind of thing that like a smartass teenager would be like, \"Put your headphones away.\" And then you just take these bad boys out. >> Bad boys out. It's a Bluetooth speaker. >> Oh, this is way comfier. >> This is how you wear it. >> It's like the 2026 equivalent of having a giant boombox on your shoulder. >> How much do you think they cost? >> Let's say $75. >> 100 bucks. >> These are so stupid. >> [laughter]"}