{"video_id":"A9OS3IDb8nE","title":"Microsoft Goes Nuclear","channel":"TechLinked","show":"TechLinked","published_at":"2025-05-04T14:53:29Z","duration_s":557,"segments":[{"start_s":0.08,"end_s":4.92,"text":"shall I compare thee to the tech news or","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.12,"end_s":10.84,"text":"is that not appropriate because you're a person and not an abstract concept","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.04,"end_s":13.719,"text":"you're both wow I mean to happy for you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.84,"end_s":18.92,"text":"Microsoft plans to restart a nuclear power plant to feed its incredibly power","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.359,"end_s":23.439,"text":"hungry AI data centers the plant in question is the 3M Island facility in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.439,"end_s":28.92,"text":"Pennsylvania which is the subject of a Netflix documentary because it 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because the Meltdown happened in TMI unit 2 which has been in the decommissioning process since 1979 and is mostly cleaned up already TMI unit 1 is an independent facility that wasn't impacted by the accident but was retired for economic reasons in 2019 that's the facility that will be rebooted by Microsoft's partner Constellation Energy as the crane clean energy center because the massive amounts of power required to run AI are leading Tech Giants to seek out clean sources of energy the fact is that meltdowns are extremely rare we've learned a lot about how to stop them and the only waste nuclear power plants create is water vapor and a tiny amount of radioactive material because if we're going to screw up Society by creating an AI slot power dystopia we might as well not screw up the planet doing so I just hope the 3M Island plant doesn't need pieces like the control panel that's being removed for the sake of historical preservation I hope this new plant on the 3M Island doesn't interfere with the salad dressing production totally different Island oh way more miles involved it's a salad dressing joke guys AMD is continuing Tech's proud tradition of just being the worst at naming things AMD plans to take its Hawk Point laptop chips which launched as the ryzen 8040 series earlier this year and rebadged them as the ryzen 200 series according to a webo post from a so far reliable leaker named Golden Pig upgrade this is an especially perplexing move coming after AMD already launched the ryzen AI 300 series of laptop chips but I guess having a product to confuse customers with just before Intel launches their core 200 series processors is more important than adhering to Traditional Values of sequential ISM speaking of fun branding Golden Pig upgrade also posted details about AMD's upcoming high performance laptop chips code named stricks Halo these will be branded as ryzen AI Max 300 so named because they'll require one uranium Rod's worth of power each to turn on that's just what it costs Qualcomm was reportedly considering the idea of acquiring certain parts of Intel a couple weeks ago and according to the Wall Street Journal Qualcomm actually approached Intel about a possible takeover the balls on these guys I mean Intel's been in a rough spot but they've recently laid out very specific plans for recovery and Qualcomm has been gunning for Intel's spot in mainstream laptops it's kind of like having your teenage brother ask you to be his twitch mod for a reasonable wage paid in Roo can I buy milk with that in game Roblox milk it's also kind of intrigued because the day before the journal's report Qualcomm announced plans to lay off 226 workers in California in the coming months after laying off 1,200 less than a year ago well how else I supposed to afford Pat do singer he takes a modest salary he's a a million bajillion dollars he's a good man he looks like it analysts speculate that the company's Snapdragon X Series Laptops underperforming may have something to do with this meanwhile early impressions of Intel's lunar Lake laptops indicate they match or exceed the performance and battery life of qualcomm's competitors but Qualcomm wanted to shoot their shot and hey game recognize game I probably didn't use that correctly I don't even know what the game refers to he's a rapper from California I do know who has real game though our sponsor private internet access they're a VPN which takes your IP address and squirrels it away through an encrypted tunnel internet service providers are scared of those so they can't go through and see your physical location or browsing habits and therefore neither can third parties who want your data for some reason they're weirdos that means you can watch shows in movies that are only available in certain regions because you're not in certain regions you're everywhere what who Oh I thought you were behind me but you're that's tricky with a single Pia subscription you get an unlimited number of connections on practically any platform across their network of over 91 countries and they never record or store user data which has been proven in court don't trust me go check out Pia yourself at the link in the description they call me Riley the kid and I'm the quickest bit in the west none of that was accurate they call you Riley the rizzler Microsoft has launched the Windows app which is a Windows app that runs Windows and Windows apps I promise I'm not having a stroke the Windows app is likewise available for iOS macOS and web browsers as a replacement for the Microsoft remote desk toop app much like its predecessor the Windows app allows users to connect remotely to another computer which is using Windows however it also includes the option of connecting to a cloud-based Windows OS the app is currently in preview for Android and you know what that means the Windows phone is back so not really though you can pretend Apple has finally launched their apple intelligence features to the public sort of the iOS 18.1 public beta is out but anyone can download it if they want and use the features or at least the features that are out now many of the features won't be here until 2025 but you can use the ones that are out now as long as you have an iPhone 15 Pro or 15 Pro Max but that didn't stop Apple Store Geniuses from chanting AI at the iPhone launch a i a i in case you were wondering my favorite replies to this tweet were am I an ult and just put the phone in the bag man how excited are we I just want I just need a phone Sony is allegedly making two separate system on chips for the PlayStation 6 generation leading to some speculation that there might be a handheld somewhere anyone the juice was squeezed by renowned leaker Kepler L2 Kepler isn't sure if there will actually be a handheld or if it'll be an Xbox series X slx2 console tier situation but the leer believes one of them will be affordable speaking of unaffordable Sony has announced a highly limited PS5 Pro bundle featuring a PS1 colorway for the console's 30th anniversary and that's actually available for the normal PS5 as well unlike the normal PS5 Pro this bundle actually comes with a vertical stand and a matching $200 dual sense Edge controller but still no disc drive why because you Anker has put out a recall for three lithium ion power Banks due to a manufacturing defect that may result in spontaneous combustion while only a small number of these power Banks were affected uh batch manufactured between January 3rd and September 17th of this year Anker also had to recall another power bank and their A332 speaker phone back in June for similar fire related reasons so I guess the only thing you can Bank on is explosions check our new sources for the specific models and users are advised to put the Power Banks in a safe nonflammable location and not to throw them away unless you've got some kind of grudge against the garbage man the way he looks at me from the window or I'm in the window what I hate him and science is once again messing with forces it doesn't understand as researchers discovered that light may be able to leave a cloud of atoms before it actually entered said Cloud huh these alleged scientists made a bunch of atams really cold and then shot them with laser beams to excite them and I don't like how sexy that sounds but even worse they found that when the laser light is at certain frequencies Atomic excitations can occur before the light enters the atomic Cloud now apparently this doesn't break any physical laws but that doesn't mean I like thinking about it and not just because of all those sexed up atoms did you write this of course you wrot it I expected a lot more about like the time breaking to time space continuum no sexy jokes but you know what would be sexiest of all if you come back on Monday for more Tech news I won't bring it up again though we can just pretend that this whole conversation didn't happen I'll just just okay don't make it weird"}