1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:05,120 Yeah, over the long weekend I worked on one of my famous interpretive dance 2 00:00:03,679 --> 00:00:09,440 sequences. Yeah. You want to see? You want a preview? It's pretty pretty 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:13,519 risque stuff in here. Oh, shoot. Look at the time. We got to do the tech news. 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:18,880 Whoopsies. Apple has announced their new M5 chip, which will arrive in a 5 00:00:15,759 --> 00:00:21,760 refreshed iPad Pro, MacBook Pro, and 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:27,439 Vision Pro one week from today. Apple says that in multi-threaded performance, 7 00:00:23,519 --> 00:00:29,840 the M5 is 15% faster than the M4. But 8 00:00:27,439 --> 00:00:35,200 more importantly, its 10 core GPU delivers four times the M4's peak 9 00:00:32,719 --> 00:00:39,360 compute because this is 2025 and it's important to give AI as much power as it 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:43,280 needs to melt our brains so we don't feel anything when our skulls are 11 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:49,280 crushed under their metal heels. As for the new M5 equipped 14in MacBook Pro, 12 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:54,079 iPad Pro, and Vision Pro, well, the M5 seems to be the only real new thing 13 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:58,399 about them. But if you're a total compute head, you can choose wrongly to 14 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:03,039 pre-order them now. And when they ship on the 22nd, you can watch all your 15 00:01:00,559 --> 00:01:11,040 favorite shows on Apple's newly renamed streaming service, Apple TV Plus. TV TV 16 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:12,240 Plus? No, it's just Apple TV now, which 17 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:19,200 is probably what half of you were already calling it anyway, while the other half screamed, "Apple TV is the 18 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:21,280 box, Mom." Apple is right to call this a 19 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:24,960 vibrant new identity for the platform. I love it when we talk about streaming 20 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:30,240 services like they're our friend Chris changing the spelling of his name by 21 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:33,119 removing the H. So much more vibrant 22 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:38,880 Chris. Almost as vibrant as the custom Laboo given to Tim Cook by the creator 23 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:42,640 of Labubu himself. A thank you. 24 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:46,799 Introducing Labubu 17. Reviews are out 25 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:49,119 for the ROG Xbox Ally and Xbox Ally X. 26 00:01:46,799 --> 00:01:52,079 Shortcircuit and Linus TechTips have both released videos about the new 27 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:56,000 gaming handhelds for some reason alongside many other people that don't 28 00:01:54,240 --> 00:02:00,640 work in this building. Seems like most reviewers are impressed by the Ally X's 29 00:01:58,399 --> 00:02:05,439 hardware and performance, but think a,000 bucks is a bit steep for something 30 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:11,440 that seems to not even know whether it's a real Xbox or not. Make up your mind. 31 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:13,680 And while the nonX Allies price of $600 32 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:18,000 is smaller, it's actually an even greater obstacle given the lackluster 33 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:22,319 gaming chops of its arguably outdated chip design. We are just tearing into 34 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:27,280 these things. They have some redeeming qualities. The joysticks are nice. Well, 35 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:31,040 if the reviews for these new handhelds turn you off, don't worry. It sounds 36 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:36,959 like you won't have to wait long for new consoles. Generally reliable AMD leaker 37 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:39,120 Kepler L2 stated on a NeoGAF forum that 38 00:02:36,959 --> 00:02:44,400 the specs for PlayStation's next console are finalized and YouTuber Moors Law is 39 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:50,720 Dead has revealed alleged details about the nextG Xbox and its Magnus APU from 40 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:56,239 AMD. And with the leaked specs in mind, WCCFT says that the nextG Xbox will have 41 00:02:53,680 --> 00:03:01,840 the hardware edge compared to its PlayStation Contemporary. What a crazy 42 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:03,840 moment for Xbox. One day they're dying, 43 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:07,680 never releasing hardware again and being relegated to a game streaming service. 44 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:13,599 And the next they're pumping out powerful handhelds and supposedly 45 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:16,560 winning the console wars of 2027, a year 46 00:03:13,599 --> 00:03:22,080 when AI will just play our games for us and it won't matter anyway. It'll be so 47 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:26,560 much better. Speaking of AI, OpenAI CEO Sam Alman has announced that Chat GBT 48 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:31,920 will be able to engage in erotic conversations with verified adult users 49 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:36,480 by December. Clock's ticking. As part of an initiative to put some of that good 50 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:40,000 spicy personality back into the chatbot that they took out. In a tweet, Alman 51 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:44,480 says that OpenAI has been pretty restrictive with Chat GPD's personality 52 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:48,959 and conversation topics for fear of putting folks with mental health issues 53 00:03:46,239 --> 00:03:54,720 at risk, but that made it less fun to use for many users with absolutely no 54 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:57,760 mental health problems at all. You know, 55 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:59,680 normal people, they figured it all out. 56 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:04,480 So, OpenAI is loosening those restrictions with help from a newly 57 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:08,959 formed expert council of well-being and 58 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:11,920 AI whose first decree is to say smart 59 00:04:08,959 --> 00:04:15,840 is okay for verified adults. It is the will of the council. This is a bit of an 60 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:20,000 about face from Altman who had previously made jokes at the expense of 61 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:24,800 the sexy anime slot being generated by Grock. But I guess the people want what 62 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:28,320 the people want and they really want to talk dirty with their chatbots. I'm 63 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:32,240 guessing this is going to be a big blow to people fighting against AI slop on 64 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:36,400 the internet cuz it's about to get a whole lot sloppier. All that said, even 65 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:41,040 though you're going to be sexing your chatbot soon, you can forget about 66 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:48,960 marrying it, at least in Ohio, where lawmaker Fattius Claget, 67 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:52,080 yes, has put forward House Bill 469 to 68 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:55,520 stop humans from marrying AI and to stop 69 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:58,479 AI from acquiring personhood. 70 00:04:55,520 --> 00:05:03,840 like they're stealing it from a bank. We got the personhood run. Claget says that 71 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:08,639 he wants to make sure we always have a human in charge of the technology, not 72 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:12,960 the other way around. I'll tell you what, I'd rather have a Claget in charge 73 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:17,600 than a clanker. That's not how they sound in Ohio. So, I'm sorry. And if I'm 74 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:21,919 fixing to stay dry, I'd rather use our sponsor, Vessie. 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But 83 00:05:55,039 --> 00:06:01,840 you better act now because the giveaway ends on Halloween. 84 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:04,880 Uh, get more details at the link below. You know, before the Quickbits started 85 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:10,479 hanging around here, they were an incredible breakdancer down in LA. Pop 86 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:17,600 and locking that would blow your mind. Ask JC Chass Chassis. Windows 10 was 87 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:22,639 issued its last major update on October 14th, the operating systems last day of 88 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:27,759 official support. It's been sent a drift like a Viking funeral ship. Okay, we got 89 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:34,880 a quote here. Cattle die and kinsmen die and so one dies one's self, but a noble 90 00:06:31,919 --> 00:06:40,479 name will never die if good renown one gets. That doesn't is that supposed to 91 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:44,479 rhyme? But wait, hold your Norse funeral poetry. You may remember that there are 92 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:48,080 a number of ways to get a free year of security updates for Windows 10, 93 00:06:46,319 --> 00:06:52,319 including simply signing into Windows with your Microsoft account and syncing 94 00:06:49,919 --> 00:06:57,280 your settings. Ragnarok isn't here after all. I got all emotional for nothing. 95 00:06:54,720 --> 00:07:01,919 You know what is here? NVIDIA's DGX Spark Personal AI Supercomput. Team 96 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:07,680 Green's first product to feature its homegrown GB10 SoC. It's such a big deal 97 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:13,039 that NVIDIA bumped the starting price up to $4,000 after announcing that it would 98 00:07:10,319 --> 00:07:18,319 start at $3,000 earlier this year. Still, Jensen handd delivered a Spark to 99 00:07:15,919 --> 00:07:21,759 Elon Musk, and you can't put a price on that additional leather jacket cool 100 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:26,960 factor. Well, uh, well, I guess you can. It's 101 00:07:23,919 --> 00:07:29,759 $1,000. Google's Pixel 10 Pro Fold is 102 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:34,400 blowing up for all the wrong reasons. In a YouTube video from JerryRig 103 00:07:31,599 --> 00:07:39,919 Everything, aka Zack Nelson, the Pixel 10 Pro Folds battery appears to expand, 104 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:44,960 overheat, and emit a bunch of smoke during the bend test, eventually setting 105 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:49,039 off a fire alarm. While the bend test is pretty extreme and puts an unusual 106 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:52,720 amount of stress on the phone, Nelson does note that he's been doing this test 107 00:07:50,479 --> 00:07:57,360 for a decade, and he has never seen a phone explode like this before. I guess 108 00:07:55,440 --> 00:08:03,360 you could say the Pixel 10 Pro Fold is the hot new phone, but not in the way 109 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:06,240 Google wanted. Oh, got him again. Two in 110 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:10,400 a row. And the military tech company created by Palmer Lucky, the original 111 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:15,520 founder of Oculus, has teamed up with Meta to launch the Eagle Eye military 112 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:20,240 helmet as part of Ly's mission to turn war fighters into technomancers. The 113 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:24,800 Eagle Eye uses a mixed reality system built into a soldier's helmet as a sort 114 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:29,919 of AI partner in their display. aiding in mission planning, enhanced perception 115 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:34,000 of a battlefield, and presumably writing army approved erotica. Now, that all 116 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:39,599 sounds awesome, but I'm not sure how badass military guys will feel about 117 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:45,360 wearing what Gizmodo calls tactical cat ears and taking part in the ooification 118 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:49,360 of war. All righty, thanks for watching. That's plenty of tech news for one day. 119 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:53,760 If you want more, come back on Friday. Now, how about I show you some of these 120 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:55,600 freaky dance moves? Incredible 121 00:08:54,640 --> 00:09:00,000 >> pa. >> Beautiful. >> What is a chasset? 122 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:04,880 >> I don't know. >> Piouette. 123 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:04,880 >> I did it now.