okay
i don't know the rules this time me neither i'm always the one who announces
the rules but i don't know what they are Colton Colton no internet dude
no internet no internet
okay how are we supposed to build a computer with no internet they've got two thousand dollars to
build the best bang for the buck pc but
they have to do it without internet they've got three days to do it and on
the fourth day we find out who the winner is in this edition of
scrapyard wars brought to you by dbrand
okay so the one way
that you can benefit from the internet
is if you ask someone a question and without any prompting
they use the internet to find the answer for you
i'm at a complete loss right now because i know a lot of people will look
at the at the amount of money i'm holding and they'll go well that's easy
but what's not easy is bang for the buck i can't spend it
all i have to shop as though i have
as close to zero of it as possible
if we need a paper map it's us up to us to go get one which is actually slightly
problematic because i don't know where the heck you buy one i think i'm just gonna get in the car and start driving
basically the only places that i know how to get to are bcit
quantlin technically but i don't know if they have computer courses there and
best buy because other than that i pretty much use gps to
get everywhere and i can't now not even the not on the internet gps in my car
thanks thanks rules i rarely think of like using google maps as using the
internet but i can't use google maps so i can't i
don't know how to find anything good luck
you too for real though yeah i genuinely hope you do quite well
because one of us needs something thanks d brand
nice guys nice guys d brand this is your idea
well i didn't think it would be like this it didn't occur to me that i couldn't
use email i actually kind of wonder how necessary
the map is because i'm not going to be able to find
anywhere that i don't already know okay so the girl in there was really
helpful they don't carry street maps anymore
but she did have this handy-dandy printed map of the local area
which i guess is better than nothing like i really appreciate the help but i
do have to wonder what the purpose of this is
they've got their location circled and highlighted
but who who are they giving this to they're they're already here thought
process right now is i've found a few
terrible ideas at best buy but the guys there were really helpful
and they did what they could um
and we have some options okay so
potential idea the it's a little low spec but it's
really cheap uh because i think it's been like in an
oh it was an open box return from like a long time ago that's just been sitting
in the back uh 300 watt power supply a10 7800
eight gigabytes of ddr3 the powerslide would need to be cranked
up because i'd need to put a graphics card in there
it's really cheap we're gonna try a little bit more
sneaker networking i'm gonna go to bcit my old
university and brandon's old university i'm really hoping i can find someone
carrying like a gaming laptop or something like that that is a big goal
approaching random people has been difficult for me mainly because i don't
want to be a burden on people or annoy them i'm
certain that won't bother Linus at all
okay so i got this street map of
the entire fraser valley for six dollars
crap uh excuse me this might be a bit of a long shot i see
you're cleaning up though do you happen to have a phone book
yeah no phone book okay
that was worth a shot what about an old computer are you selling any computer stuff
okay it was worth a shot thank you stuff that is the most desperate feeling thing
i think i've ever done there is a very distinct possibility
that i am going to end up having to go to a computer store and buy a computer
what is geeks rs let's find out what geeks rs is here there's no parking way
to go geeks r us more like losers with no parking spaces
on us hi hey how's it going uh good uh what
kind of a store is this exactly i was just driving by computer repairs
computer repairs um do you guys deal in used hardware at all
like selling it or just having it well i mean
both i guess what do you need um like second gen
core i7 third gen give me a second sure when i get more
desperate i might get to the point of just going to computer stores and asking
people there but that's like pretty rude to make a deal with me
under the table on some stuff that they own on the side
like that's the kind of thing that they would keep on the on the dl on the cl
you know even if it's like something you have personally i'll deal under the
counter anything i'm desperate okay so what would be what would be fair
pricing for these i'll leave that up to you oh yeah it's up to you guys
honestly i would give it to you if you i would take it for free i
can't take it from you i mean the i5 6400 you wouldn't give
that away you can't get award for it it's useless to us
so here's the situation um these guys have some older used stuff
but they don't have pricing for anything because this is all in the like put it
in a bin and take it to free geek once a quarter pile so i think what we're
probably gonna have to do is keep exploring but
this was a solid lead unfortunately the best graphics card they've got that's
not a quadro is a 7770 and i think that
might be a little bit underpowered for our purposes okay
thank you very much this has been very helpful um we'll just put it in the bin
okay literally we have a wall of bins wall of beds they just can i see the
wall of bins i mean you know we've got all our different memories and
okay you know this is where you keep your memories our memories i've been for
my memories too just because you know you've got everything server parts okay
do you mind do you mind if i just kind of poke around in here a little bit
excuse me have a really random question so i noticed you were working on a laptop
that wasn't a mac i just wanted to ask if
you or anyone you know are trying to sell any computer parts
okay thank you very much uh i'm working on a project right now
which is like a competition where i have to build a computer sure i'm not allowed
to use the internet to find any of the parts
and i can't buy them from traditional brick-and-mortar stores i have the case
and if i still have the case but i do have the RAM just had to find it i never
needed to go to the it desk we talked to the first guy behind the i.t desk who
yeah has some stuff at home that he's looking to get rid of which is hilarious
he had some RAM and a case which is unfortunately
like in the lowest section of things that i
need right now but i have his number he's going to contact me when he figures
out what that stuff is and maybe maybe he'll know someone else who has
some more things as well apparently i bcit as a whole just finished their
finals last week and is currently in like marking time or whatever so it's
basically just teachers here so plan a right now is to go to a bunch of
different repair shops cell phone repair shops laptop repair shops stuff like
that and try to see if they might know anyone or they themselves outside of
that work have some computer components that i can buy
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here's a 1366 xeon now the problem is that uh it's an e5607
whatever that is no internet i don't know i've been conditioned by the much
higher quality of information on the internet to not bother to ask people in
stores their opinions what if i showed up with an apu
as long as i could run fortnite at 1080p
that could be an excellent value
so they've got an a10 5800 series not
sure exactly what chip it is here's some ddr3 though
that's potentially interesting so this is a four gig two by two kit and it
looks like they've got a couple of them okay
well you know what this has been very helpful gentlemen
and um we may return i'm assuming a motherboard
in this bin is dead okay no the motherboard seemed like
it's worth a shot the workstations aren't dead the xeons in here aren't dead but
they're going to salvage they're going to salvage are they
okay thank you very much gentlemen
possible that i'll return my options are somewhat limited
how did people get the word out about things
before the internet signs
let's go decorate my car selling
really such a long message selling your
i can't do like block letters i wasn't paying attention in that class
in grade four you know
what is this shut up i have literally
never done this before this is just based on watching other people do it
tell you
i'm not sure if you're purposely trying to no i'm not
want to buy right yeah my plan for the next few days is to try
to come up with a better plan than this
now i don't think it's enough to have this on the inside it's kind of hard to
read through the dick butt so i'm going to put it on the outside of
the car yeah it should be fine
where are you taping it onto i'm going to tape it onto the back window was
there any doubt that i was going to go full ed that's not even a good job
of wrapping it just shut up i'm working on it okay that's fine got this
okay this might have been no advised
that's not going anywhere let's go find a phone book this seems
like a total long shot but do you guys have a phone book
i know right got a bit of a long shot question do you
have a phone book uh i'm your neighbor from about six doors down
long shot question do you guys have a phone book hey uh long shot question do you guys
have a phone book it is amazing how hard
it is to find a phone book i was laughed at
literally laughed at
do we get a shout out in a video if we do
do you have one no you can't say yes until we don't
that's the the art of negotiation would not say that we say what we have before
we declare what we have you guys are savages
oh my word
oh okay
ed our our good neighbors cover star thank
you very much i can bring it back in four days
yes we have a phone book
oh i mean this feels like a total shot in
the dark but video production services if i can find
an old workstation holy crap there's a listing for
industrial vibrators
you've just dialed a number that isn't in use
oh for two would not be a good start here
i don't think that's alpha video productions anymore
hi uh this is a bit of a random question but do you guys have any old
workstations that you're looking to get rid of like for money i would pay for
them uh what do you mean exactly
um like you guys do video work right no we don't oh never mind thank you you're
under video production services in the uh yellow pages so i feel weird
for cinematography wow yeah okay that makes sense thank you
okay bye
okay here's a post house they will have powerful workstations for
sure the customer you are calling is unavailable at the moment please try
again later i mean do this many businesses just disappear
is unavailable at the moment please try again later
hi um this is a bit of a long shot question but do you guys have any like
pc gaming stuff systems
we don't unfortunately do you know anyone like even if it's not
willow video who who has some gaming hardware that they might want to get rid
of um your best bet is honestly craigslist and
online like ebay amazon uh you could try crazy bob in downtown
langley he signs up has run stuff including pc stuff
oh okay i'll give that a shot thank you okay crazy bob downtown langley
okay let's try some pawn shops i've never had
luck with these before though but the thing about pawn shops
hi i was wondering if you guys have any computers or computer hardware
we have laptops laptops say
do you have anything like gaming grade yeah we have an alien right now
really ital i7 quad core with 16 gig
memory
right multiple drives
that's Windows home 7 premium okay uh
and what what are you guys asking for that one 12 49.
okay that's that's pretty rough okay okay
all right that might be outside of my budget thank you very much okay right
good luck hello hi i just got a text from you over the
computer system yeah sorry so who are you
oh i legitimately just looked you up in the
yellow pages i'm just looking for a workstation i thought people who work on
video editing might have old workstations uh we have workstations but we uh we
need them all why would he call me back
the yellow pages is worthless
it deserves to be dead how can this many places be closed
what if i wore a shirt that said i want to buy a gaming pc
and then people would walk up to me
want to buy i mean it's not the worst thing i've
ever done it's a pretty low bar though oh you can't even
read it it's like way over under the ARM
i'm not gonna tape it onto my back i already look like enough of an idiot
okay so we've only got like an hour and a
half left so we're gonna check out the local community center
uh to see if we can get a list of events around here that maybe would attract
nerds in the next couple of days and then we're gonna go to crazy bobs
uh because apparently according to willow video they have stuff sometimes
oh getting stuff in and out of the back seat is um
gonna be a bit of a hassle now oops oh because you taped your door
closed yeah so back when i used to paint houses uh
this was how i used to drive
with my hands at nine and three on the steering wheel because that's what they
taught me in driving school
this is the worst i want the internet back
i think this is like really old
because there's an overpass in front of us that straight up is not on our map
call check out the overpass take this away from you now
i need that no you don't i need that how am i supposed to know where i'm going
you can't operate a camera and defend this map at the same time
i think we are about to have a no internet
experience here because i don't know where exactly crazy
bob's is i don't immediately see it
and i think i'm going to have to ask for directions
this seems like a really long shot so
while i do really appreciate them trying to help a brother out
i i do not have a lot of confidence that
this is gonna yield anything you can just wait here i i don't think
this is a thing i feel like an idiot in this shirt i'm
taking it off wow they have like everything here
you know like army of darkness paraphernalia
you know like that kind of store well there's a community donation center here
there's a thrift store and there's a value village
this is the editor viewer dual eight
i think this is a film viewer here's another
thrift store electronics section oh it's a dual shock too
six bucks i'm buying it this is for me personally though this
has nothing to do with scrap yard worse whoa
what is this
oh oh it's just a heat sink i thought this was a CPU
that would have been unbelievable so i'm feeling pretty good i got myself
a playstation 2 controller and a lead on an lga 2011 box heatsink so i was gonna
just leave this here tonight
but i need to get my badminton stuff out of my trunk
yes i should have just done it on poster board ed thank you
thank you captain hindsight i was saying that while you're doing it
it's all hindsight now a big thing that i learned today is that
the entire market for used computer stuff has moved online it's a high-tech
category so it makes total sense that the people selling and the people buying
would take the whole thing online
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i don't want to be like i don't want to be rude or anything but like that's not
worth anywhere near the sticker like not even close a
fraction of it