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today I'm going to be learning this assistant without him knowing for the

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past few years I've successfully snuck into my boss's house and even managed to

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make money out of it and what's becomes obvious is that his sense of awareness

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is zero this time let's go extreme this

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is his assistant so I'm gonna take over your job for 24 hours okay Vince's job

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includes managing his schedule grabbing him lunch sitting in the meetings with

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him and some random texts but first I need to look like that so you know what

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I brought some clothing black shoes black pants I'll have you wearing this

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as well this is not it if you look closely Vince got his signature man bun

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and that's something I need to match yes I'm gonna let Vance to cut my hair

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apparently he cuts on hair all the time I also got his hair extension to make

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the main bun yeah let's do it oh yeah oh yeah

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oh how is this man's bun at all it's not

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that hair clearly didn't work out I dialed a new man bun with a wig and now

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who is Vance I can change my look but there's one thing I can never change my

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voice I need to figure out a way for me not talking too much I'm going to get

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Vince to tell Linus that he has to do some dental surgery and use some fancy

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medical terms oh um another thing so I am going to be

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having my wisdom teeth taken out um they said there's something called

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like protalgia fugax that I might have it's it's just the whole thing so all

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that to say I might not be able to say much next week but I'm sure I'll be available by Chad all right I mean if

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you need to take days off you should just yeah covering his mouth is not

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enough the easiest way to recognize someone is through their eyes you see

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many celebrities use sunglasses as their undercover weapon but how do I make it

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work people wear sunglasses after having laser eye surgery just to make it look

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less random Vince is going to casually release this news also I heard you had

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laser eye surgery a while ago because I'm also getting it myself soon and I or

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like next week actually I did have to wear sunglasses for a while you're

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coming to work right away yeah it'll be okay just like that to get liners to get

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used to this look before I start my shift I make veins to work like this for

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three days and he has been communicating with lines with his whiteboard which

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perfectly worked out for my plan

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and now it's time for a system dance

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okay I don't know why for some reason lightness already here normally he

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doesn't come here this early I just got my hair kind of done it's not perfect

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yet I have to get other people to help I have real events at his desk to buy me

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more time there you go okay are we good yeah

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I'm gonna go in now and then you can go chill there

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lucky for me lettuce is having a two hour long meeting and all I have to do

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is chill and prepare for the first encounter

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task number one grabbing Lana's lunch

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I guess I'm hungry I don't even know I have no idea what

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I'm supposed to be doing right now I'm reviewing with Tanner okay down there

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please no wait we just had eye contact and he

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did not know that I'm done this I'm sorry I mean he won't Donaire uh but

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he's supposed to go out to lunch with me

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oh okay yeah Max can you find out if Tanner can take lunch now and then we'll

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meet prescription after lunch well that was easy my next test is to

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join tennis review when Madness is back hey what he couldn't tell he couldn't

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tell dude this is okay let's do this thing script review

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just started now I'm not going

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let us do not even acknowledge my appearance for the first 30 minutes this

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isn't just a matter of like going through the motions like Vance can can

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attest to this well he could if he can talk but like even when I'm sitting here

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safe again my job here is taking notes

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but to be honest the meeting is so boring you know what planet is a screen

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view you don't need him to check your words that grammarly help you he easily

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fix my English and they provide suggestions to make my writing come across clear and confident wait you're

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no dance that's why we recommend checking out grammarly premiums

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suggestions feature all we have to do is install the desktop app suddenly you are

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the professional guy now go get account at grimly.com Superfund and get

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grammarly premium for 20 off perplex oh

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no I was thinking God no no I was physically thinking I almost pee myself

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thank goodness I only Flinch a little bit snacking is actually harder than

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doing real work so I decided to go enjoy my lunch

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after the screw review Line has some free time before the shoot now I have to

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bring this big box Yvonne drop off to Lioness in which I have four interaction

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do you know why I have too many chairs now should I put them here just put them

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in his office

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people are not allowed to drop random things in my office we're literally one

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foot away from each other he still couldn't tell that it was me now I'm

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going to get him to look at me directly sorry

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this one's going to be your favorite product sorry Vance can you

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you good to go I think you guys know that for me I basically just

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like do the video and then

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it's gone it's out of my mind

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I know

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a line of sized LTT screw driver cool all right no no it's all

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good it's all good at the end yeah thank you Vance I was right in front of his

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face but to make my plan perfect I need to establish that Dennis is in the

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office too this is me I need you to sit at your desk now so I want him to know

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Vince is there Dennis is here too hey elanas all right can I borrow a action

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camo GoPro for scuba diving camera equipment anymore oh okay that's

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fine okay sorry okay that's fine thank you Laz

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why are you wearing sunglasses laser can you see though

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there's no doubt that dancing bands are both in today I can safely switch back

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however Tanner point this out when he was talking to Lance it was a little bit

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more like before he said something or when he finished saying something there was just that like little bit of a smirk

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dance can attest to this well he could if he could talk

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let's see Vance in a weird way I don't know I don't I don't think he knows because if if he knows he would stop

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doing something I'm gonna keep going thank you

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announce can you help people break the

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habit of breaking extremely heavy things up to my office where I will almost

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certainly not do anything with them all right thank you

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we did buy a couple chairs we go from

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hero to zero all right sure I almost scream nice

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adopting myself he did had a weird smirk when he talked to me does he actually

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know and he's just trolling me he's a horrible actor he would definitely laugh

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if I make myself a little bit more obvious so I'm going to test him without

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the main bun what's up okay

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uh okay uh we should go do the um I will

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go do like thumbnail and yeah notice the difference I'm coming back without the

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pullover shirt this time wait I got it I got it I got it it's him it's him

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brain City Once the drawings confirmed today when what I can't do that today oh

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this is just like because we can't do that today

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oh there that's an ally he didn't even look at it but right

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after they finish the shoot this happened That's a hardcore who gets eye

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surgery and dental surgery in the same week he actually doesn't know

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otherwise he wouldn't make that comment I'm gonna put my final stunt with the

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real vans

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through the X oh well yeah I already told you I had no

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idea okay see you later he also has wisdom

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teeth out and had eye surgery oh poor guy like within two days or something

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like that uh yeah I mean I'm sure

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what just well okay if you're here then

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you're here and if you're not then it makes sense

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die what am I going to do with people like

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this does that work you have oral and Optical

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surgery who does that and he's like can I take

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Monday off why are you even here

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Luke would you like to uh do you want a

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baseball cap well I'm doesn't Jay usually wear a baseball cap I haven't

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been one last thing the box I should wait for you she'll wait for me yep

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okay

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no mask that's a hell of a lot louder

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oh it works really well you guys look just like them

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and that's

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why why is this gonna get your video demonetized it looks weird

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this uh it doesn't look weird it's pretty decent

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yeah we'll make it work

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I think it's so fun too

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um what what what what what what what

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is yes

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you didn't realize I said I was with you

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a whole time moving into the boxes in the office you actually didn't ask me I

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really just wasn't paying attention no way I lost about eight hours being

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events who actually did not have laser

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eye surgery I wear a contact and you

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know what that what's that word we used for telejustice that means like a anal

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pain anal pain if you looked it up you would know I mean they're huge glasses

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well all right I got you again you got me

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did you recognize me look

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oh he actually he actually had a ten thousand he doesn't real there's nothing

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to do with this everyone knew by the way everyone in the office all right