oh man tfw you get to do the tech news again it really gets me like right here
oh right in the fields yeah yes microsoft originally described
Windows 10 as the last version of Windows and that Windows 10 was less of
an operating system and more of a service well that might have been a
whole croco because on the support page microsoft
lists the retirement date of Windows 10 as october 14th
2025. now combine that with the youtube video that the company just posted a
slo-fi remix and what is a slo-fi remix
anyway uh music stuff okay well anyway
of startup sounds from existing Windows versions that's exactly 11 minutes long
Windows i know i'm about to get there riley stop ruining it for me
that and the june 24th event where they're planning to unveil the next
generation of Windows is happening at exactly 11 a.m eastern time see you
ruined my punchline okay so basically Windows 11 is happening right and we're
all victims sure it's probably going to be less like jumping from xp to vista and more like
Windows 10 with some different stuff but that won't put microsoft's words back in
their mouth i may upgrade to Windows 11 but i'll be scowling the whole time very
upset very good but i don't like it no
microsoft has also detailed its plans to revolutionize the xbox experience by
making it even easier to have it without ever touching a console microsoft is
working with manufacturers to embed support for xcloud game streaming
directly onto the tv and for people who can't just go out and buy a fancy new tv
the company has confirmed that they're building an xbox streaming stick that
will let you use xcloud on any display no console required that's pretty cool
if xbox keeps expanding their streaming platform stadia might actually be in
trouble wait was that a joke
i don't know
and elon musk unveiled the plaid edition of the tesla model s which is apparently
the fastest production car ever with the ability to go from zero to 60 miles per
hour in 1.99 seconds
played it says plaid it's a plaid car riley what i want to
know is if it's flat on the outside or on the inside neither oh but the car is
also getting buzzed for another type of speed it's infotainment system which is
reportedly based on AMD's previously unseen navi 23 GPU which gives the car
ps5 level performance in games musk demoed cyberpunk 2077 running on the
car's dashboard display at 60 FPS along with the tesla brand controller the navi
23 GPU is expected to be the chip powering AMD's upcoming rx 6600 and you
know honestly i'm really happy that elon was able to buy up enough of these so
rich people could ignore them instead of making them available for gamers
everywhere yeah they deserve them yeah i mean trampling more people in line at
micro center that's what life is now just get used to it just only to survive
strong the strong survive riley
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youtubers hardware unboxed have called out another company for trying to
influence their editorial direction after lg allegedly tried to pay them to
write a favorable review of a monitor to be fair there was a few instances of
things being lost in translation australians can be really hard to
explain what are you going on about
come on what ea is the latest game company to
suffer a hack with attackers reportedly making off with 780 gigabytes of data
including game tools for multiple ea titles and the source code for the
frostbite engine which powers the battlefield games well at least this one
didn't involve ransomware i guess i would hate to see ea give up some of
their hard-earned loot box money all about enriching the rich right a while back
the european union forced google to present users with alternative search
engine options on Android so google complied by charging companies to peer
in a list during setup smart yeah
after the eu came at them again google has said they'll stop doing that now
claiming it was a pretty good plan you gotta admit that's a quote
Intel is reportedly offering to buy chip design startup sci-fi for 2 billion
the smaller company specializes in making risk 5 design same basic
architecture used in ARM processors could this be the common ground that
makes Intel and ARM finally give each other a sci-fi
did you like that one i did you like that no i didn't i'm sorry
and a bunch of games and game updates were announced at the opening live stream for the summer game fest
yesterday including a full game spin-off of the borderlands 2 dlc tina tinies
tina tiny tina tinies tiny tinas but the biggest news by far was the
gameplay trailer for eldon ring the collaboration between from software and
george r.r martin who is looking for literally any excuse now to avoid
finishing the winds of winter gotta say dark souls 5 looks pretty
the same though yeah very exciting
it's a dark souls game very exciting too cool to continue so
come back on monday for more tech news which will technically be the 481st
sequel of the original technique wow what a saga move over star wars