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oh man tfw you get to do the tech news again it really gets me like right here

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oh right in the fields yeah yes microsoft originally described

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Windows 10 as the last version of Windows and that Windows 10 was less of

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an operating system and more of a service well that might have been a

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whole croco because on the support page microsoft

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lists the retirement date of Windows 10 as october 14th

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2025. now combine that with the youtube video that the company just posted a

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slo-fi remix and what is a slo-fi remix

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anyway uh music stuff okay well anyway

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of startup sounds from existing Windows versions that's exactly 11 minutes long

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Windows i know i'm about to get there riley stop ruining it for me

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that and the june 24th event where they're planning to unveil the next

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generation of Windows is happening at exactly 11 a.m eastern time see you

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ruined my punchline okay so basically Windows 11 is happening right and we're

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all victims sure it's probably going to be less like jumping from xp to vista and more like

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Windows 10 with some different stuff but that won't put microsoft's words back in

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their mouth i may upgrade to Windows 11 but i'll be scowling the whole time very

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upset very good but i don't like it no

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microsoft has also detailed its plans to revolutionize the xbox experience by

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making it even easier to have it without ever touching a console microsoft is

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working with manufacturers to embed support for xcloud game streaming

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directly onto the tv and for people who can't just go out and buy a fancy new tv

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the company has confirmed that they're building an xbox streaming stick that

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will let you use xcloud on any display no console required that's pretty cool

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if xbox keeps expanding their streaming platform stadia might actually be in

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trouble wait was that a joke

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i don't know

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and elon musk unveiled the plaid edition of the tesla model s which is apparently

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the fastest production car ever with the ability to go from zero to 60 miles per

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hour in 1.99 seconds

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played it says plaid it's a plaid car riley what i want to

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know is if it's flat on the outside or on the inside neither oh but the car is

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also getting buzzed for another type of speed it's infotainment system which is

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reportedly based on AMD's previously unseen navi 23 GPU which gives the car

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ps5 level performance in games musk demoed cyberpunk 2077 running on the

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car's dashboard display at 60 FPS along with the tesla brand controller the navi

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23 GPU is expected to be the chip powering AMD's upcoming rx 6600 and you

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know honestly i'm really happy that elon was able to buy up enough of these so

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rich people could ignore them instead of making them available for gamers

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everywhere yeah they deserve them yeah i mean trampling more people in line at

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micro center that's what life is now just get used to it just only to survive

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strong the strong survive riley

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youtubers hardware unboxed have called out another company for trying to

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influence their editorial direction after lg allegedly tried to pay them to

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write a favorable review of a monitor to be fair there was a few instances of

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things being lost in translation australians can be really hard to

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explain what are you going on about

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come on what ea is the latest game company to

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suffer a hack with attackers reportedly making off with 780 gigabytes of data

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including game tools for multiple ea titles and the source code for the

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frostbite engine which powers the battlefield games well at least this one

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didn't involve ransomware i guess i would hate to see ea give up some of

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their hard-earned loot box money all about enriching the rich right a while back

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the european union forced google to present users with alternative search

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engine options on Android so google complied by charging companies to peer

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in a list during setup smart yeah

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after the eu came at them again google has said they'll stop doing that now

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claiming it was a pretty good plan you gotta admit that's a quote

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Intel is reportedly offering to buy chip design startup sci-fi for 2 billion

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the smaller company specializes in making risk 5 design same basic

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architecture used in ARM processors could this be the common ground that

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makes Intel and ARM finally give each other a sci-fi

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did you like that one i did you like that no i didn't i'm sorry

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and a bunch of games and game updates were announced at the opening live stream for the summer game fest

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yesterday including a full game spin-off of the borderlands 2 dlc tina tinies

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tina tiny tina tinies tiny tinas but the biggest news by far was the

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gameplay trailer for eldon ring the collaboration between from software and

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george r.r martin who is looking for literally any excuse now to avoid

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finishing the winds of winter gotta say dark souls 5 looks pretty

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the same though yeah very exciting

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it's a dark souls game very exciting too cool to continue so

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come back on monday for more tech news which will technically be the 481st

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sequel of the original technique wow what a saga move over star wars