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so much smaller than i expected rapman

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and rap woman what is rap woman and what does voices mean this is the smallest

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phone in the world it's right on the box or maybe it isn't i don't care what i do

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care about is that it's the most popular phone in prison it's called a boss

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beater because it's designed from the ground up to beat a body orifice

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scanning chair called well the boss and

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we're gonna do our best to find out today if that is actually the case which uh

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we'll begin by getting our equipment together we got our banana for scale our

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phone protectors melon uh a drill

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and of course the zenko tiny t1 the first thing i get

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to do is unbox it this box is a trip

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three day standby time that's good if you have to keep it in hiding you know

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you can't just like charge it right nano sim bluetooth 3.0 i've got a lot of

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languages that's really important and that voices man woman child old cartoon

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young optimus duck robot eva wally rap man and rap

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woman what is rap woman and what does voices

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mean does it do real time voice disguising shut up it does

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oh my god it's so much smaller than i expected looking at this box is the

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picture actual size no not quite

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even in my tiny hands got a mic here

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this has got to be for noise cancelling what looks like potentially another mic

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hole here and this would have taken some real engineering because in order for

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you to hear anyone that you're actually talking to the mic has to have a really

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actually fairly sophisticated pickup pattern there's one screw what appears

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to be a speaker grille oh my god it comes with a silicone case how adorable

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is that now by this point in the video you're probably wondering who the heck zenko is and how this came to be and the

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product is actually the result of a successful kickstarter campaign from

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back in 2018 that raised 246

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000 us dollars why because they set out

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with a very specific goal and according to our sources they've done a pretty

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bang-up job of it let's go ahead and

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open it up so we can take a closer look i feel like i'm working on a toy but

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it's not it's a fully functional phone oh hey i think it comes apart from the

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front there's your display on a ribbon cable is it OLED it is wow a half inch

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OLED your membrane button pad oh my god

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okay there's your speaker driver right there there's your tiny lithium battery

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sim slot shielded processor RAM

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and basically everything else i can imagine you guys thinking build quality

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seems pretty rubbish why would anybody pay for this thing at all and the answer

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is that xenko knows their target market and the tiny t1 is designed to meet it

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even the chassis material sure they could have gone premium metal in space

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gray but there's no point beating the boss if it's just going to get caught in

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the metal detector right another example micro usb yeah that's what you want

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because it needs to be as small as humanly possible so that it can be

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smuggled into the prison because of these qualities people not only pay for

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them but according to our contact on the inside they're worth anywhere from 500

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to 1000 us dollars

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this or iphone right 100 i mean if you're putting it in your butt

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enough chit chat though we gotta turn it on right that is a

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that is a very small screen still having trouble

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there okay just gotta get that on there

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i'm just imagining like the giantest dude with this thing now too check this

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out we got two bars four bars this is Jake's phone actually

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so i'm not going to check his text but maybe maybe Jake hey Jake are you an

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earshot or like i can text him well

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let's figure out how the oh

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is that the default ringtone a gunshot

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you get one line of text per scroll 18

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unread message seven characters max

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are you texting him right now okay

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inbox lttstore.com oh okay so that's from

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colin then it looks even funnier in your hands i can't tell if i'm being memed

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right now no no you're not i just oh my god you're like changing options

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cancel done okay dude they're all voicemail ones why don't i get these on

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my phone that's weird it's using 40

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of its screen to tell me i'm looking at the message i just want to read the

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message i think i've kind of figured out the interface at this point though we've

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got a d-pad here this goes back and this

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goes forward so i'm in the inbox now sent messages i can go back here message

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and now i can scroll through all my different things check that out we got

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the bit dialer you know what i'm not actually sure if this is a d-pad this

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might just be an up and down rocker a silent mode is super important our

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source told us that there have been instances of these being found and

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confiscated because they rang at an inopportune time or even because they

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vibrated the individual's self uh in transport magic voice oh here

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we go here we go oh this is the voice changer thing so it's on none right now

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that's fine we'll start normal it's got to be time to make a call

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what there's no way you want your phone going

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six zero four ah here we go

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let's play with some ringtones

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i'm liking that it's got kind of like an 80s action movie kind of vibe is there

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any vibration oh yeah

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these are amazing oh that's so boring i definitely like

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the last one

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it's like i'm in an action movie

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yeah it's gonna have to be i feel so dainty i feel like a dainty

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lady wow am i on speaker hello no it's

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not wow i really nailed the alignment on the speaker

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there actually i guess it's kind of easy when the thing basically like fits

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inside your

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colon you can put it in your ear

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i am now next level next level bluetooth

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earpiece dj i got the whole phone in my

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ear i think you have the voice changer on already

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oh i have the voice changer oh crap oh i'm in duck mode there you go

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how's my voice quality now it's significantly more Linus it's a little

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quieter definitely a little quieter wall slider okay cool okay you got your phone

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book your call history your you can message

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mute volume and oh yeah magic voice well you guys already heard

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duck by accident but let's go ahead and try some more

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optimus yeah okay i would like to order a

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strike on the decepticons and a large pepperoni pizza i think there are

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decepticons that do sound like this but it is not optimus oh okay oh we haven't

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even shown your voice quality yet okay i'm gonna put it right next to my mic

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okay colin tell me a little story

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all right all right that's enough of that story not bad though right like

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it's totally usable hey calling your lipper snapper are you am i sounding um

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if i'm a little older than i used to you are now receiving your instructions from

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the robot known as a wall-e there's not much variation it's either you get like

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a high-pitched distortion or a low-pitch distortion and then they called it like three different things okay last one

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last one colin do i sound like a rat woman

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whatever a rap woman would be i ironically sound pretty pretty much

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the same thank you for that this is my new cellular telephone it's Linus sized

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what hi colin oh hello

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no it's for putting in your butt no it's not that is yeah it really is for like

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prison people yeah why do we have that so that we can see how well it fits in

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your butt and how good the reception is from your butt you have fun all right

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hang it up see you later right call ended i can't

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believe we haven't already done this but here's a ShortCircuit banana for scale

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lttstore.com wait we haven't sent a text message yet

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now in prisons where you have a roommate it is against prison code according to

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our contact to snitch on someone else for having a phone but there still might

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be reasons that you may wish to communicate a little bit more discreetly

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so let's go ahead oh it's t9 oh blast

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from the past okay it's not predictive t9 though okay i'm trying to text you

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colin okay hi colin another interesting fact people

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will sneak items like this but not this into prisons all the time during the

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first 30 days at least we know this about the canadian penal system you can

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get what's called a pen pack containing comfort items in the first 30 days of

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your incarceration they've seen everything from phones inside bigger

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items like stereos there was even a modified ps3 inside a playstation 1 case

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because you're not allowed to have an internet connected console but a not

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internet connected console is okay smart tvs will have their usb ports disabled

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for example because inmates will often have usbs with a bunch of porn on them

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to watch and apparently that's not okay in prison

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i mean why would you you gotta use your imagination

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we already know the tiny t1 contains so little metal that a metal detector

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wouldn't be able to pick it up but there are other ways that officials can catch

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devices like this during screening including with an emf meter so what

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we're going to do is we're going to check the electromagnetic radiation of a

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regular phone the zenko t1 and then the zenko t1

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embedded in the bowels of a cantaloupe we could have done this another way

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but i chickened out and frankly i don't think anyone needs to experience that

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measuring rf in a space like this is not the easiest

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thing we have so much freaking interference running around here so we

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built ourselves a janky faraday cage we

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are grounded we're able to roll this thing over and we're gonna do

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all of our tests inside this so it's going to sit here

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and then what was the idea to just put it in turn it on and turn it to like uh

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like watts per meter or or the amp setting there

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oh someone's calling Jake uh

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hi this is Jake's receptionist all right so we're enclosed in grounded

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metal Jake's on the butt phone you

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my should i didn't just inhale helium i think it's

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just a piece of oh it might have a voice effect on

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oh wait apparently this phone has like voice effect things anyways what's up

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1.8 watts per meter when it's broadcasting and then it kind of takes a

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break and switches radios okay 500 milliwatts per meter so between 500

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milliwatts and 1200 milliwatts let's try the zenko uh 1.9 mil micro watts per

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meter okay so basically nothing yeah i don't think this is the best fair day

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cage i made it in about 20 minutes but still we can see there's a marked

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difference between normal still still ringing it has only

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two bars compared to four though so it's definitely doing something yeah and we

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can see that there's a huge difference between it sitting in here with this and

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with a normal phone so it's already yeah so negligible so then we need to know if

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it drops to like zero if we put it in a melon

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oh it smells good it's a good one but before we insert our

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tiny t1 into our artificial body cavity here i want to talk safety and best

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practices obviously the last thing you want is for your tiny t1 which you spent

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way too much money on it's only 47 at retail to get confiscated you're gonna

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have to hide your charger and your charging cable but that's probably manageable but you especially want to

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hide your tiny t1 and when it's time to do that

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one of the best ways to do it is to

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um you know cover it if you know what i mean so this is a

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condominium condom for short the phone lives in there

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sorry it'll this is to keep your sim card clean

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okay just need to body cavity looks a little small yeah that's a tight body

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cavity you can you can just ream it out with the drill a little bit more give it

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a good the spiral

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colin go ahead and give me a call he's calling get it

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well you better hope that you don't receive a phone call while it's uh well

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you're going through the check-in that's the thing we did we've officially

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reached a new low shark jumping is way in the rearview

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mirror my assistant yes or my ass as i call it

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oh don't 2.3 milliwatts per meter squared and

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it's like bouncing up to yeah it's right around three

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two three right now it's in microwatts so it's 0.0011 microwatts and then it

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goes and it tries to connect to the network again i'm assuming it's lost

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reception so it's saving battery we would strongly recommend that if you're

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trying to sneak it anywhere while it is more difficult to detect than a fully

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featured modern smartphone it would be best to put it in airplane mode yeah i

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mean you wouldn't want to try and you know answer the call because that would be a pretty rapid

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