so much smaller than i expected rapman
and rap woman what is rap woman and what does voices mean this is the smallest
phone in the world it's right on the box or maybe it isn't i don't care what i do
care about is that it's the most popular phone in prison it's called a boss
beater because it's designed from the ground up to beat a body orifice
scanning chair called well the boss and
we're gonna do our best to find out today if that is actually the case which uh
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we'll begin by getting our equipment together we got our banana for scale our
phone protectors melon uh a drill
and of course the zenko tiny t1 the first thing i get
to do is unbox it this box is a trip
three day standby time that's good if you have to keep it in hiding you know
you can't just like charge it right nano sim bluetooth 3.0 i've got a lot of
languages that's really important and that voices man woman child old cartoon
young optimus duck robot eva wally rap man and rap
woman what is rap woman and what does voices
mean does it do real time voice disguising shut up it does
oh my god it's so much smaller than i expected looking at this box is the
picture actual size no not quite
even in my tiny hands got a mic here
this has got to be for noise cancelling what looks like potentially another mic
hole here and this would have taken some real engineering because in order for
you to hear anyone that you're actually talking to the mic has to have a really
actually fairly sophisticated pickup pattern there's one screw what appears
to be a speaker grille oh my god it comes with a silicone case how adorable
is that now by this point in the video you're probably wondering who the heck zenko is and how this came to be and the
product is actually the result of a successful kickstarter campaign from
back in 2018 that raised 246
000 us dollars why because they set out
with a very specific goal and according to our sources they've done a pretty
bang-up job of it let's go ahead and
open it up so we can take a closer look i feel like i'm working on a toy but
it's not it's a fully functional phone oh hey i think it comes apart from the
front there's your display on a ribbon cable is it OLED it is wow a half inch
OLED your membrane button pad oh my god
okay there's your speaker driver right there there's your tiny lithium battery
sim slot shielded processor RAM
and basically everything else i can imagine you guys thinking build quality
seems pretty rubbish why would anybody pay for this thing at all and the answer
is that xenko knows their target market and the tiny t1 is designed to meet it
even the chassis material sure they could have gone premium metal in space
gray but there's no point beating the boss if it's just going to get caught in
the metal detector right another example micro usb yeah that's what you want
because it needs to be as small as humanly possible so that it can be
smuggled into the prison because of these qualities people not only pay for
them but according to our contact on the inside they're worth anywhere from 500
to 1000 us dollars
this or iphone right 100 i mean if you're putting it in your butt
enough chit chat though we gotta turn it on right that is a
that is a very small screen still having trouble
there okay just gotta get that on there
i'm just imagining like the giantest dude with this thing now too check this
out we got two bars four bars this is Jake's phone actually
so i'm not going to check his text but maybe maybe Jake hey Jake are you an
earshot or like i can text him well
let's figure out how the oh
is that the default ringtone a gunshot
you get one line of text per scroll 18
unread message seven characters max
are you texting him right now okay
inbox lttstore.com oh okay so that's from
colin then it looks even funnier in your hands i can't tell if i'm being memed
right now no no you're not i just oh my god you're like changing options
cancel done okay dude they're all voicemail ones why don't i get these on
my phone that's weird it's using 40
of its screen to tell me i'm looking at the message i just want to read the
message i think i've kind of figured out the interface at this point though we've
got a d-pad here this goes back and this
goes forward so i'm in the inbox now sent messages i can go back here message
and now i can scroll through all my different things check that out we got
the bit dialer you know what i'm not actually sure if this is a d-pad this
might just be an up and down rocker a silent mode is super important our
source told us that there have been instances of these being found and
confiscated because they rang at an inopportune time or even because they
vibrated the individual's self uh in transport magic voice oh here
we go here we go oh this is the voice changer thing so it's on none right now
that's fine we'll start normal it's got to be time to make a call
what there's no way you want your phone going
six zero four ah here we go
let's play with some ringtones
i'm liking that it's got kind of like an 80s action movie kind of vibe is there
any vibration oh yeah
these are amazing oh that's so boring i definitely like
the last one
it's like i'm in an action movie
yeah it's gonna have to be i feel so dainty i feel like a dainty
lady wow am i on speaker hello no it's
not wow i really nailed the alignment on the speaker
there actually i guess it's kind of easy when the thing basically like fits
inside your
colon you can put it in your ear
i am now next level next level bluetooth
earpiece dj i got the whole phone in my
ear i think you have the voice changer on already
oh i have the voice changer oh crap oh i'm in duck mode there you go
how's my voice quality now it's significantly more Linus it's a little
quieter definitely a little quieter wall slider okay cool okay you got your phone
book your call history your you can message
mute volume and oh yeah magic voice well you guys already heard
duck by accident but let's go ahead and try some more
optimus yeah okay i would like to order a
strike on the decepticons and a large pepperoni pizza i think there are
decepticons that do sound like this but it is not optimus oh okay oh we haven't
even shown your voice quality yet okay i'm gonna put it right next to my mic
okay colin tell me a little story
all right all right that's enough of that story not bad though right like
it's totally usable hey calling your lipper snapper are you am i sounding um
if i'm a little older than i used to you are now receiving your instructions from
the robot known as a wall-e there's not much variation it's either you get like
a high-pitched distortion or a low-pitch distortion and then they called it like three different things okay last one
last one colin do i sound like a rat woman
whatever a rap woman would be i ironically sound pretty pretty much
the same thank you for that this is my new cellular telephone it's Linus sized
what hi colin oh hello
no it's for putting in your butt no it's not that is yeah it really is for like
prison people yeah why do we have that so that we can see how well it fits in
your butt and how good the reception is from your butt you have fun all right
hang it up see you later right call ended i can't
believe we haven't already done this but here's a ShortCircuit banana for scale
lttstore.com wait we haven't sent a text message yet
now in prisons where you have a roommate it is against prison code according to
our contact to snitch on someone else for having a phone but there still might
be reasons that you may wish to communicate a little bit more discreetly
so let's go ahead oh it's t9 oh blast
from the past okay it's not predictive t9 though okay i'm trying to text you
colin okay hi colin another interesting fact people
will sneak items like this but not this into prisons all the time during the
first 30 days at least we know this about the canadian penal system you can
get what's called a pen pack containing comfort items in the first 30 days of
your incarceration they've seen everything from phones inside bigger
items like stereos there was even a modified ps3 inside a playstation 1 case
because you're not allowed to have an internet connected console but a not
internet connected console is okay smart tvs will have their usb ports disabled
for example because inmates will often have usbs with a bunch of porn on them
to watch and apparently that's not okay in prison
i mean why would you you gotta use your imagination
we already know the tiny t1 contains so little metal that a metal detector
wouldn't be able to pick it up but there are other ways that officials can catch
devices like this during screening including with an emf meter so what
we're going to do is we're going to check the electromagnetic radiation of a
regular phone the zenko t1 and then the zenko t1
embedded in the bowels of a cantaloupe we could have done this another way
but i chickened out and frankly i don't think anyone needs to experience that
measuring rf in a space like this is not the easiest
thing we have so much freaking interference running around here so we
built ourselves a janky faraday cage we
are grounded we're able to roll this thing over and we're gonna do
all of our tests inside this so it's going to sit here
and then what was the idea to just put it in turn it on and turn it to like uh
like watts per meter or or the amp setting there
oh someone's calling Jake uh
hi this is Jake's receptionist all right so we're enclosed in grounded
metal Jake's on the butt phone you
my should i didn't just inhale helium i think it's
just a piece of oh it might have a voice effect on
oh wait apparently this phone has like voice effect things anyways what's up
1.8 watts per meter when it's broadcasting and then it kind of takes a
break and switches radios okay 500 milliwatts per meter so between 500
milliwatts and 1200 milliwatts let's try the zenko uh 1.9 mil micro watts per
meter okay so basically nothing yeah i don't think this is the best fair day
cage i made it in about 20 minutes but still we can see there's a marked
difference between normal still still ringing it has only
two bars compared to four though so it's definitely doing something yeah and we
can see that there's a huge difference between it sitting in here with this and
with a normal phone so it's already yeah so negligible so then we need to know if
it drops to like zero if we put it in a melon
oh it smells good it's a good one but before we insert our
tiny t1 into our artificial body cavity here i want to talk safety and best
practices obviously the last thing you want is for your tiny t1 which you spent
way too much money on it's only 47 at retail to get confiscated you're gonna
have to hide your charger and your charging cable but that's probably manageable but you especially want to
hide your tiny t1 and when it's time to do that
one of the best ways to do it is to
um you know cover it if you know what i mean so this is a
condominium condom for short the phone lives in there
sorry it'll this is to keep your sim card clean
okay just need to body cavity looks a little small yeah that's a tight body
cavity you can you can just ream it out with the drill a little bit more give it
a good the spiral
colin go ahead and give me a call he's calling get it
well you better hope that you don't receive a phone call while it's uh well
you're going through the check-in that's the thing we did we've officially
reached a new low shark jumping is way in the rearview
mirror my assistant yes or my ass as i call it
oh don't 2.3 milliwatts per meter squared and
it's like bouncing up to yeah it's right around three
two three right now it's in microwatts so it's 0.0011 microwatts and then it
goes and it tries to connect to the network again i'm assuming it's lost
reception so it's saving battery we would strongly recommend that if you're
trying to sneak it anywhere while it is more difficult to detect than a fully
featured modern smartphone it would be best to put it in airplane mode yeah i
mean you wouldn't want to try and you know answer the call because that would be a pretty rapid
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