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Tech news is neither here nor there it's in its own Dimension filled with magic

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smoke and giant heads like the ones from Easter Island except they're all Tim

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Cook and they answer every question with no no Microsoft has backported

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AMD's Branch prediction improvements for Zen 3 4 and 5 CPUs to Windows 11 version

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23 H2 meaning that ryzen users can

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download this new optional update rather than sitting by the window sighing and

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waiting for version 24 H2 to become available 24 H2 is currently in release

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preview and reviewers report substantial performance improvements in several

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games according to testing by Hardware Lux some of the games like Starfield are

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seeing gains of 13 to 41% depending on

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processor model and others like cyberpunk 2077 saw gains anywhere from 4

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to 61% there were also some odd outliers

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like control which saw General improvements but an odd 10% regression

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with the 7800 x3d Hardware unboxed

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likewise found a 2 to 4% Improvement for

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Halo infinite but a 30 plus% Improvement

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for Gears 5 if this optional update is at all similar to the performance

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granted by the 24 H2 preview build it should bring real world performance

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closer to the benchmarks that AMD had to retract last week after reviewers were

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unable to replicate them Source I made

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it up meanwhile MSI motherboards are incorporating AMD's update for ryzen

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59600 x and ryzen 7 9700x CPUs with a

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toggle in the BIOS that increases TDP from 65 to5 Watts which promises to be

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around 133% faster it's not downloading

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more RAM but it's close enough both I

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fix it and Jerry rig everything performed tear Downs of Google's

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upcoming pixel9 Pro XL to test the company's claims of a two-fold increase

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in durability you can hit it with two hammers now and it it will still break

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while the phone was indeed more durable over the past pixel generation it was

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also significantly more complicated to repair with plenty of hidden screws and

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fiddly brackets the worst kind of bracket it's like you're trying to get

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to second base with a robot who is also jigsaw daughter would you like to play a

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game with my robot daughter what I fix its inspection hit a rocky start when

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their application of gentle heat and pressure to remove the device's screen

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caused a significant delamination rendering half the display unusable

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though luckily for this generation Google has implemented a dual entry

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design that allows the user to open the device from the back in order to replace

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the battery meaning users will be able to avoid removing the comparatively

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fragile screen while the pro xl's double

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XL battery comes with a pair of deceptively handed looking pull tabs

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they were apparently just for show both I fix it and Jerry rig everything wound

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up resorting to isopropyl alcohol to disolve the powerful glue and finally

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using a spudger to Crowbar the battery out it's just a prank you know things

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get real when the spudger gets involved Jerry rig everything further pointed out

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that all of the tiny screws were different sizes adding unneeded

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complexity and creating a devious trap for absent-minded repair technicians

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with hay fever don't sneeze or it's all over gotcha you got punked an audit

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performed by the US Department of Justice's Office of the Inspector

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General has found serious flaws in how the FBI stores tracks and disposes of

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electronic storage media containing sensitive and classified information

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like National Security documents and my sixth grade diary you know they have it

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we're in Canada but they're very thorough according to the oig's report

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the FBI doesn't do enough to track internal hard drives and thumb drives

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increasing the risk of loss or theft the organization also failed to consistently

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label these drives with the appropriate classification levels which could lead

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to employees getting a little too casual with top secret documents likewise

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facilities holding Electronic media to be destroyed and disposed of were found

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to be insufficiently secured to the point of being monitored by

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nonfunctional security cameras that's why the they weren't they're not being

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monitored it's about the threat the FBI has acknowledged the findings and

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outlined a few potential Solutions such as putting the drives in cages and using

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security cameras that work they could also try using our sponsor charge their

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the McGuffin in a Sci-Fi story where you're the special kid who has to

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devices a boost at the link in the description woo the quick bits also live

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in the tech news Dimension you know they fly around in there which is why you do

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want to keep your head down they will sting you they poop everywhere SpaceX

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has delayed the launch of the Polaris Dawn Mission which is being funded and

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crewed by billionaire Jason isaacman

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isaacman is perhaps the fourth billionaire to take an unreasonable

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interest in space if it happens one more time I can fill out my punch card and

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get a free sub I could just take all my money up there and then it'll just be me

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and my money it'll be perfect the Polaris Dawn Mission will be the

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farthest crude space flight in 50 years what's a few more days in more

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unfortunate SpaceX news one of their Falcon 9 Rockets tipped over and fell

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into the ocean today oh oh no oh no oh

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no no no no no no no no in the Rockets defense it had completed 23 successful

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flights it deserved a beach day we're out here supporting the the Falcon

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Rockets you guys work hard I want to see the Falcon 9 Rockets

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unionized signs of upcoming AMD Hardware

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has been spotted online bench leaks tweeted some geekbench results for a

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system with a device ID of gfx1 1201

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which was previously associated with Navi 48 a GPU that will power at least

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one radon RX 8000 series graphics card

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hopefully the RX 8600 because these

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results place it between the 7700 XT and

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7800 XT but you're a handheld gamer now

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you don't care about desktop gpus you want me to move on to this 96 core Zen

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5based rizon Threadripper CPU spotted

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in a shipping manifest looks cool I don't know when it's coming and also I

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don't know why you would care more about that you can't install that in your

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handheld either you're a quirky one we're going to figure you out though

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ganet the largest newspaper publisher in the US has decided to shut down its USA

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Today product review website reviewed

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blaming changes to Google's algorithm affecting search traffic so far so

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normal sadly but it's notable that the site's own Union ized staff accused

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ganet of using it to publish AI written articles just last October suspicions

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were raised not just by the article strange stilted writing but also by the

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fact that several articles were structured near identically to one

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another further the authors cited in the by lines seemed to have no other

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traceable web presence making them either AI Fabrications or privacy

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conscious ghosts with a passion for Consumer journalism I know which one I

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prefer they just left us too soon they had unfinished business for some spooky

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reporting researchers from Google and telev University have revealed game

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engine oh I get it an AI model that can

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act as a game engine this was demonstrated by its ability to

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interactively generate 1993's Doom in

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real time using techniques similar to stable diffusion game engine can

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apparently Run quote Doom at over 20 FPS using a single

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tensor processing unit and human testers

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were only able to distinguish genuine Clips lasting a few seconds from these

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generated Clips around 60% of the time

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now does this mean that we are essentially forcing a computer to

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hallucinate demons yes you truly can run

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doom on everything and the world's first online accessible

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bioprocessor is now available to almost anyone

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final Sparks neurop platform is a service that allows remote access to 16

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human brain organoids basically little

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meatballs made from brain cells since we

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last reported on this in May final spark has now opened up paid 247 access to

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their weird wetwear for academic

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customers it costs $500 per month while industrial users can get a quote for

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access to a sin against nature I'm

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joking here brain organoids like this have been used in robotics research and

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are also helping search for a cure for Parkinson's Disease it's a welcome

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Redemption Arc for meatballs which are mostly known for causing heart disease

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it's $600 a month if you want it with oregano just don't ask them if they're

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alive and we're known to give you more Tech news if you come back on Friday

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that is it's like training your very own human brain bioprocessor except it's

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free and also it's your brain