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LTT is in big trouble I mean I've done

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my best to hide it but if you've been paying attention the writing's been on

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the wall for a long time there's the out of control spending on the lab when our

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overpriced Workshop already sits practically unused we've seen long time

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employee turnover like never before and the community's been watching my mental

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health decline in real time trust me bro I mean the land show has

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gone from a one-hour news show to a four-hour therapy session I think

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everyone's right it's time to cut my losses and just go

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back to my roots or tubers

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welcome to Uncle linuses potato farm now

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you're probably asking yourself how does this make any sense

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think about it AI is coming for our creative jobs but you know what an AI

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can't do put plants in the ground with the growing appetite for farming content

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and my background it makes a lot more sense than you'd think

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and get free shipping chapter one of the farmer's handbook says

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use what you got and well what I got is

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generational knowledge about the humble potato it's highly nutritious versatile

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and always in demand making it a steady source of income that can help offset my

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losses from the lab at least this time I'll have something to show for my

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investment

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and it feels good right no one that in an unprecedented food

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crisis our potatoes are feeding hungry families across the country

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and why stop at potatoes we're also raising livestock to diversify our

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revenue streams according to exoticmeatmarkets.com alpaca meat is

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among the healthiest and most flavorful and we've got some really innovative

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ideas to make our methane emissions the lowest in the world the best part is

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that unlike our Labs team who needs specialized knowledge to operate our

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overpriced equipment any passionate LTT enthusiasts can apply to join our happy

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team here at Uncle Linus's potato farm

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okay uh farming potatoes might not tax your

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brain but it can tax your body which is why we have a dedicated medical team

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right here on site that way any pioneers who get injured or just get plain plump

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tuckered out can continue to contribute to our great cause in the best way that

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they can everyone's just so happy working here

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that leaving the farm for food or family visits it's entirely unnecessary

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which is why we keep a well stocked Larder full of fresh produce and feed

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bags now some potatoes just don't live up to

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our high quality standards but throw no potatoes

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that's like throwing away money which is when it hit me we can take our

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sub-optimal potatoes and combine them with

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other things to make raw organic dog and

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cat food after all why should only humans participate in

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the farm to table experience maximize production we need to keep our

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Workforce energized according to importedjuicexchange.com alpaca

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secretions are jam-packed full of stimulating compounds add a few secret

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ingredients from an old family recipe and you've got yourself a refreshing

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tonic that is just chock full of electrolytes keeping our Pioneers

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working day and night we call it Uncle Linus's classic potato

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moonshine at only 69 proof it's barely

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enough to be considered alcoholic but it'll still keep you warm during those

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chilly Farm nights get yours at lttstore.com next up the uncle Linus

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gaming Lounge it's just through here

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wow lunchroom is busy today

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while our whale land gaming event was fun what about the hard-working Tunis

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well here in Uncle Linus's Lounge Pioneers can spend their daily free hour

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enjoying our earn to play program every

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15 minutes of farm related calculations gets them one LT token which can be

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redeemed for fantastic rewards and the best part

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is by recruiting more pie and tears to work for you you can earn 10 of every LT

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token they earn speaking of earnings we talk about low age no

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tokens which got me thinking if we can

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sell a physical potato why not a digital

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one whenever they aren't being used for gaming then our Lounge PCS run our

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proprietary Al Gore Rhythm which maximizes efficiency by running at 100

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load 100 of the time now you're probably

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thinking gosh Linus that's a lot of fine potato themed limited edition nfts on

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lttstore.com where do you get your ideas

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I'm like you know AI generated

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and there's just jpegs

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oh you see here at Uncle linuses nothing goes to

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waste even the excess heat from the lounge gets pumped into here the uncle

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Linus hot house where we grow even more delicious nutritious highly profitable

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produce including medicinal herbs and plants to help keep our medical staff

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well stocked with naturopathic remedies and of course to sell on specialty

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markets of course nothing's 100 efficient and

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sometimes things break but why spend money on replacement parts

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when we can simply make them that's where our 3D printing Farm comes in with

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these we can fabricate anything we need on site while also contributing

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additional Revenue thanks to the custom design orders we take from our community

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I've also extended offers to neighboring

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Farms to make whatever equipment they might need but

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well some of our neighbors don't want to be friends apparently they don't like

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that I bought this farm and they think they could do a better job of managing

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it themselves but their arrogance blinds them from

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seeing what the ambition of Uncle Linus will accomplish no matter in time we're going to show

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them exactly what we're capable of the best part of the farm is

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self-sufficiency our Pioneer uniforms are made of reused potato sacks that you

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can buy on lttstore.com we turn the potatoes into potato flour we get cheese

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and meat from the livestock and then all we need is a few hot house tomatoes and

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Uncle Linus's Pizza yeah bring bring that over here and make sure these boxes

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do get composted that way I can get more

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fertile soil for my potatoes

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to all my haters and my doubters I have just one thing to say

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I can save you from mediocrity come to Uncle Linus's potato farm

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apologize to me in person and I will allow you to join my team of pioneers

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swear fealty to me my potatoes and my

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alpacas no

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you can't take me away from my potatoes I'm gonna be out in 30 days you can't

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