stop where you are how did you access this feed this stream requires level
five security clearance and I'm just kidding this is pre-recorded video I
can't can't do anything former Apple product designers have launched the
Humane AI pin it's essentially a $700
GPT 4 powered shirt dongle with cell service cameras and a laser projector
but it may not be as stupid as it looks human's Founders are former Apple exec
Bethany bonjo bonjourno something and
designer Imran chalry who going by his website apparently did nothing for 20
years but file patents that may explain why he looks like he needs a nap all the
time Humane says the pin doesn't run apps it simply accomplishes whatever you
tell it to using AI but its camera and mics are not always recording you have
to tap it and you'll hear audio come out of its personic speaker creating an
intimate bubble of sound unlike other speakers that don't do bubbles at all
hel and Jed walls yeah when you do want the camera to record the AI pins trust
light will turn on which which is ironic given you should never trust someone
wearing that many bracelets you can hold up your hand to access some controls via
laser but you can also hold up nuts like
like D's and ask the dongle how much protein is this how much protein is in
D's Nuts it's unclear if this feature will
work on anything the camera can see stranger even though chry said the AI
pin has a quote it runs a Qualcomm Snapdragon chipset and that means it's
really fast it erroneously listed the best places to see the next total solar
eclipse as exmouth Australia and East Tour which are the best places to see
this year's Eclipse back in April similar easily provable errors were made
during the unveiling of both Bing chat and Google bard and you'd think they be
a lesson here but to be fair Iman may have been sleeptalking in the video we
can't tell Humane will have until next year to fix the AI pin when it launches
for $66.99 at $700 plus they required
$24 a month subscription I can't wait I
can pre-order in more AI news open AI blamed a Dos attack for its periodic
outages on Wednesday according to a status page that doesn't exactly scream
$29 billion company initially open AI CEO and backup video game character
asset Sam Altman said Chachi PD's new
features were simply more popular than the company had anticipated turns out
that popularity was actually malice as misleadingly named activist group of
Sudan claimed responsibility for the attack the next day open AI became
unpopular with best friend and possibly lover Microsoft when the company blocked
its employees from using chat gbt you think it was a response to the attack
but Microsoft claims the block was an error or maybe they don't feel the same
connection anymore these days there's a lot more AI fish in the sea after all
Samsung's newly announced gos Gus Gus
can supposedly translate audio and text in real time that's pretty hot and
Amazon says it's Olympus ai's parameters
are double the size of gp4s we understand if you're having second
thoughts Microsoft you're a trillion dollar company at some point you'll
leave your current AI wife for a younger model speaking of Amazon's massive
assets the company is now offering lowcost Primary healthc Care as a Prime
Membership benefit did your ARM fall off Prime members members can get same day
delivery directly to a surgical Suite is this true or not I can't this is Black
Mirror I don't know that's a joke right yeah okay seriously though for an extra
$9 a month or $100 per year members can get 247 on demand virtual care and
schedule next day or even same day appointments at hundreds of primary care
officers across the US now the e-commerce giant already has a payper
visit 24/7 telea Health Service called Amazon clinic but they craved more so
they casually spent $39 billion earlier this year to acquire primary care
provider one medical with this acquisition and its previous buyout of
Whole Foods Amazon Now controls sources of food and Medicine two things
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next buy a bunch of land covered in trees call it the Amazon forest and then
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quick bits a federal judge has dismissed a class action lawsuit alleging that
Honda General Motors Toyota and Volkswagen violated Washington State
privacy laws by using their onboard infotainment systems to intercept record
and download text messages and call logs not because the judge determined they
weren't collecting that information in fact they still are it's because the law
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businesses were threatened look just because your neighbor is standing
outside your bedroom window with the camera doesn't mean he's doing anything wrong right prove it omegal the
randomized chat service best known for sketchy interactions between minors and
adult strangers is shutting down after settling a lawsuit alleging sketchy
interactions between minors and adult strangers It's The End of an era I was
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has been a popular source of entertainment viral YouTube videos and
emotional trauma the site was originally envisioned as a way to use the wide
openen nature of the internet to connect its users to new and varied ideas and
experiences something it achieved arguably too well the ongoing epic trial
has revealed how much money Google has given potential competitors to convince
them to launch their games on the Play Store Activision Blizzard was given $360
million for all their games in 2020 and epic turned down $147 million for
fortnite opting instead to launch the Android version through its own website
back in 2018 20 other developers were offered similar deals in 2019 as part of
Google's Project hug bear hug Google
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anymore Qualcomm and its partner aridium announced an end to Snapdragon satellite
the Satellite Communication service for Android that never even
launched originally announced in January with a promise of being Apple's
emergency SOS via satellite but better
it seems smartphone manufacturers elected not to include the technology in
their devices aridium says they'll try to partner with smartphone oems and
other chipmakers but for now we'll have to deal with Tim Cook's stupid smug face
handsome jerk just oh you don't have satellite oh that sucks for
you bar let's go and you've heard of Apple TV plus Disney plus and Paramount
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