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Linux magic a bootloader and an os image we were ready to go now this computer isn't totally period correct we originally wanted to use oh where'd it go ah there it is this macintosh ii it's got worse specs all around but unfortunately the magic smoke escapes from its power supply and it's really expensive to replace so f to pay respects while we're at it um our sd card right here even though it's a micro sd is significantly faster not to mention higher capacity than the original 250 megabyte three and a half inch scuzzy hard drive but enough talk let's turn it on it's still cool oh oh right you have to hold it i forgot about that yep ooh games okay here we go kansas river crossing we don't have five dollars so oh dang oh wow Linus and john we we going boys okay you've reached the big blue river crossing well caulking it didn't work last time oh no oh my god you lost everything well i lied we managed to finish the game bow oh shoot wait what is it did i die already i think you died Anthony also tells me some of the applications are interesting i cab oh well that's what happens when a program crashes on macOS yeah the whole system's gone wait what the program crashed and now the entire system needs to be restarted yep how stable is photoshop 1.0 not too crashy didn't crash on me but i would probably recommend saving often well if it's anything less than perfect that could be a significant problem for the buys down there can i take a moment to admire though that apple automatically resumed where you left off way back then when Windows didn't add that functionality to like a couple years ago that is super cool it's a web browser man apple.com should do something special for you when you access it from like a machine from 30 years ago i think it failed because it tried to redirect https uh google should work this is exciting oh i want to get spectre so this is the right thing right oh it's it's going to https they're all https in the assets folder i have a few things so like images and uh cool oh fun corridor digital.png holy crap just opening an image Anthony i don't think they're going to be able to do this oh why it wasn't corrupted before oh no oh my god the whole system you know it's less charming after the umpteen billionth time you've done this a few moments later oh no ltcstore.com by the way we got boxers and all kinds of great uh merch but this reminds me of early internet you know where it's like vaguely sort of skin tones you know you got the dithering you got the low resolution yeah you know from here it doesn't look that bad if you go far enough away it becomes written there not quite retina hold on maybe a little a little farther it's actually kind of amazing you know it's like art where like up close it doesn't look like anything but then far away it's like oh yeah that it looks really good from here what about this video though uh so what resolution is this video file Anthony 320 by 240 12 frames per second and i believe this is using uh sorensen compression i could have used motion jpeg but it was the same performance and it looked like kind of bad yeah this looks not bad i tried interlacing it for more performance but it didn't really help i mean theoretically though from far enough away anything becomes retina right so um you know what big difference if the frame rate wasn't so choppy it would be kind of usable of course the corridor guys won't be doing anything with video and they won't be using quicktime to edit photos let's get to the main event adobe photoshop 1.0 wow the launch speeds are better than the modern one hey got em let's see if it at least performs a little better here uh-oh were you expecting that no not really had you tried opening any pictures yet yes but not that long uh how about 1080. in 1920 by 1080 it's not that many texas the timing 640x480 oh there it is okay brightness and contrast oh okay so we can go for like a moodier look here wait is it doing the whole screen what they're hooking into the system API so that they can give you real-time preview the problem though is that modern or ancient i don't really know how to use photoshop so we're gonna grab a couple of our photoshop veterans and see what they make of this let's see if our resident master of memes a prime can do anything with this have you ever used such an early version of photoshop no i've never even used them from that era i mean these tools haven't really changed since uh like well they're still pretty much the same they've they've had it some but overall like you still i think he's thought like gradients and or maybe not um that's interesting oh god is it really taking that long it's less like editing photos and more like like chess you know yeah once you take your hand off of it yeah so it's a gradient yeah sure um the things have changed um for the better that seems like drawing yes ah yes responds at times yeah um okay um wait how many undo states do i have don't worry no no no no oh yeah oh yeah oh hello oh oh oh i'm getting another eye in my forehead face sounds like the kind of stuff i like to do okay let's do that again okay this is gross yeah let's see where that goes he's picking my nose yes i do that and my dreams wait double click on the tool uh double click oh right ah okay now your pig Linus big sad lineup just make sure you don't go too fast with your actions here you got one undo state what if we had more than one undue state what if we don't disregard okay that's a little rough i need help i need to get out of this this feels like an inkblot kind of session you know like yeah you show you show alex this picture it's like what do you see i see nightmares what if i were to say look i really don't think the microphone fits the vibe of this image you're creating can it be removed um it doesn't seem to ah that's a good skin color yeah you get it ideally i'd be you know like replicating every little dot there but uh there's no i'm doing that right now let's uh cut that jawline there very very not regular at all yeah i'm talented you know not bad i mean well okay you made it a little worse there i'm trying to just uh make this a bit more per there you go not bad i mean it's bad but it's nice to be reminded of sorry things have come since uh as well as how not quite far they have um some things change some things don't our next contestant was born well after this software came out it's sarah what am i supposed to do with this well you're the artist i seriously don't even know where to start i mean you're a mac user though right you daily drive max so this should be no problem even though i'm a graphic designer i use photoshop rarely so i this little bar right here is still a little unfamiliar to me i'm gonna draw a mustache on you i think okay uh sadliness needs a beard we gotta do an update how's that balm nose treating you ever seen a ball mouse in your life i think i have like when i was very little now when you draw on your own eyebrows my understanding is you're supposed to delete the original ones first right i guess so but how would i do that here whoa it's drawing it's a process it takes time let's do a smudgy smudge wow that's not bad you actually do have eyebrows now kind of yeah well not to say you didn't before but yeah but now they're fresh new eyebrows exciting eyebrows exactly okay now your eyebrows oh there's another really cool feature of this computer check this out it's actually got a holder for 3d printed save icons you mean a floppy disk hey i was born before the 2000s so i still i've still got a little bit of age on me just not as much as you do oh let's see what fonts we've got it's got literally four comic sanses and then like eight other options to be fair i added the comic sans it was like pulling teeth i'm not adding fonts okay i've heard new york is a good monotype so let's try that this is kind of an interesting panel i like it it's simple and clean unlike uh the modern day stuff that we have uh oh except oh i have to type it before it okay i'd love to like spend a week just using this and see how good i could get at it would you though oh that's way too small uh let's do 150. oops oh my gosh let's put in a second one genius this sad line is sad every time i see the beard that i drew it's this looks like an album cover sadliness and the linuses i could truly do this all day i'm not even joking even with all the waiting it would take holidays with the waiting i think i mean listen i sat on support calls for like eight hours straight like music was moist this would be moist music yeah no layers that's pretty rough hey yeah it's like okay that text is just on there now true oh my god that leg i mean yeah you got like the spectral Linus in the in the background why is Linus said it's because the other line is as sad exactly i think the tool is like a minute behind you you might want to hold off on that so the system doesn't crash we'll give her a second to oh if it crashes you're done could spectrolinus be happy oh okay i see where you're going uh-oh oh no i'm done oh it's so good oh boy you know now that you've done something there's no undoing that's okay okay there's only one undue state yeah you undo and you redo that's all you get okay that's fine look it let's we got a happy Linus now yeah about that is there an eyedropper tool oh there we go can we make sound minus more this is what we've reduced our literal professional creative people more eyebrows uh let us know if you want this on a shirt drawing clowns in glorified ms paint did you just call yourself a clown because i'll take it i'm gonna leave it at that there we go okay is this your completed masterpiece i'd say so i would totally go ahead and try to use this again um it has the tools that you need it would just be way more challenging to try to create the things that we create nowadays but yeah i enjoyed it do you think corridor will succeed in their vfx challenge um i don't know we'll see enjoy that uh i'll see it in my nightmares oh i'll save it save as i wonder what this looks like on a real computer now i know right yeah i have no idea yeah cause like they're not seeing the real time what it's supposed to look like you know huh wow yeah i'm very curious of course nico and the rest of the corridor crew could have easily bought a macintosh on ebay we still haven't really explained why they needed our help well okay to get things working as smoothly as you just saw took some doing first it's hard to make a video about working on a computer without capturing the screen and unfortunately this device predates apple's built-in screen recording by a fair while in fact it's even older than quicktime so we had to figure out how to convert this proprietary apple display connector to something that we can capture enter this little doodad it's a dongle that converts apple's connector to standard vga using little dip switches to select the monitor type by adjusting the resistance and choosing which wires are used for which type of sync the switches are currently set up for a vga monitor with separate horizontal and vertical sync which happens to be perfect for hooking up to the open source scan converter to learn more about this incredible little gizmo you can check out Anthony's ShortCircuit video but the tl dr is this it can take a high quality analog signal be it RGB or component or even skirt is that a skirt connector on there nice and then both upscale and convert it to HDMI with virtually no delay this gives us an extremely sharp image directly out of the mac which we can then pipe through an HDMI splitter out to the monitor and a capture box for simultaneous real-time capture as you guys already saw with the settings dialed in it can look extremely good just like you can look extremely good with a sick RAM or SSD scarf from ltteststore.com of course corridor probably won't be getting as clean capture as ours that's because at 640x480 resolution our machine is limited to only 256 colors i think they're probably gonna want a little more than that and good news it is possible apple boasted support for thousands of colors with the only catch being that you've got to drop the resolution to 512 by 384. guys to put that in perspective that's the resolution of the original macintosh from 1984. so i sincerely hope those guys like chunky pixels oh on the subject of chunky pixels get subscribed because we're going to get our hands on a philips cdi and experience the biggest train wreck of the cd era of gaming finally artists want to focus on art not infrastructure so we needed to devise a way for them to get their project files on and off of this thing now opening it up and pulling the boot sd card and putting it in a reader on a separate computer is an option but it can only be read in Linux once it's formatted this way and of course it would require the machine to be shut down every single time not really ideal now floppies assuming that we could find any working ones could work but we're limited to very small file sizes and they are notoriously unreliable so instead we opted to add an Ethernet controller plugged into the processor direct slot and presto change oh so you can't just plug a machine like this into a modern network and expect it to work that would be far too simple old hardware like this doesn't even know what to do with modern conveniences like auto negotiation of link speeds and it'll just keep resetting over and over and over again until we make sure that what we plug into it is exactly what it expects and that is 10 megabits per second half duplex thankfully though even though our switch didn't allow us to configure it that way on modern pc network cards you can still do this so we used internet connection sharing on a companion Windows machine to get our mac online from there the easiest way to transfer files is ftp which we're actually running on Anthony's machine over there and we can connect to it from the mac using fetch it's not exactly it just works but it's a whole lot better than firing up basilisk 2 and rewriting our sd card every time we want to transfer a file so we're calling it here this is good enough all that remains then is to ship the whole entire setup down to corridor digital and see how they fare you know i almost feel bad for them except that they asked us to do this so anyway thanks to the magic of video editing you guys get to go forward in time to when they have already completed the challenge whatever that looks like and we're gonna have that linked in the video description also linked down below is our sponsor freshbooks freshbooks is the easy to use accounting software that's designed specifically with you in mind the small business owner freshbooks has everything you need to manage your books you can do invoicing expenses time tracking and because it's got so much built-in automation you can spend less time with icky-picky accounting details and more time doing 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