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this is lwig you may know him from his ever popular live streams gaming content

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and chess boxing events yeah I did that did thing good job behind him is a PC

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that plays Minecraft and behind him behind him is all the servos solenoids

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and relays that are going to be punishing him for playing the game what

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especially punishing him when he does something wrong wait what do you mean

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punish how what what is my ass what is

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that the trick trick part is only you know exactly is it which effects we've

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created and no one knows ex I don't know

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something just went in my ass I don't what you mean you don't know do you know

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that happened are you controlling it I know that because you told me is that

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the button no that's from my teleprompter is this you too that's a

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truck I have a few guesses as to what's going to happen I'm willing to bet that

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if you go underwater it's going to have something to do with this swipe bedet

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that we've got here yeah that's literally dripping water right now as

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for the spikes in the seat I mean hey if you play your cards right you might

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never find out what they're for or if you play your cards right you might find

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out a lot okay depending on what kind of cards you like a man I wasn't ready for

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this okay but what you will have to be ready for is this message from our

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sponsor War Thunder you drive tanks you

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pilot planes you do the pew pew it's both fun and realistic and you can play

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days like today when you can have bit days like

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this it doesn't matter the point is off the top when we started carrying lwigs

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line of swipe bed on LTT Store.com we knew we had to do something cool to

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promote them I thought we were just going to do like a one-on-one no thanks

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to the team at signal RGB it ended up being surprisingly simple their

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Universal RGB Control software already

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features integration with Minecraft so

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they generously helped us adapt the code to instead of say turning your lights

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red when you take damage um to send a

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call to an esp32 that can trigger well any number of fun effects so I have to

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play the game and if iuck up in the game you're going to me up in real life and a

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and a real big ass company worked on this so H hop up for a second first I'd

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love for you to take a look at at what we've created yeah so I'm noticing

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instantly we got two swipes mounted which I can only imagine is like when

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you watch a 4D movie The only effect that they give you which is spring you

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with water oh we have so much more than one then they

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have oh can you not oh like that's not

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going to trigger later I know that's I don't know what's going to trigger it

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that's the issue is I don't know what's going to trigger it I don't know what this is that's just scary to me I this

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is I'm pretty sure what you attach to an Xbox 360 to say slurs online I don't

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know what this is this is just straight up I'm scared to touch it is this an

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airbag I mean don't crash and you won't know okay all right this is just a gun

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why do you have a gun why is it pointed at the chair am I the only one sitting

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in this uh are you sitting in this I actually don't know the answer to that

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oh man with that out of the way take a seat want you have a seat right over

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there okay to get things started we wanted to put you onto a fun little map

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based on Wipeout or tashi's castle in

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Minecraft okay all right okay Tanner who is the games master today is providing

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instructions from here on out where exactly would you like me to you're

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going to want to take probably two steps back why would he have to take two steps

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back what because he signs my paychecks okay that's actually a pretty fair point

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Tanner you know I'm really good at Minecraft good we actually do know that

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ready for it [ __ ] Gamers around if we were to do a one-on-one you wouldn't win

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a single game at what was that for that that was a

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misclick his sinuses are as clean as my

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rectum that's your sales pitch swipe B LTT

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store.com okay all right it's so it's a it's basically why is your countdown

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okay is it a parkour map there we go yeah it kind of looks like it par all

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right go down the water okay yeah but I wouldn't go all the way

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in the water you know okay all right yeah all right get up here oh I didn't

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do it that time I let's have a little respect for

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the game what is that that's just start air

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compressor in the shop that's nothing so

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I know if I touch dude it's Aim so

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high okay all right

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F do you notice that I'm noticing um

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that I'm having a lot more fun than you that I'm not even hitting the water and

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it's setting off I think what's happening is when you when your state

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changes when you go in water or go out

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of what you are you dead you think it's when my state changes and it's not yeah

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can I tell you something privately it's not that motherucker right next to us

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pressing a goddamn button I tell you what I'll hold it I'll hold it I'll hold

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it wait how so wait if I do this well

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don't do it though well let's just test it I mean yes oh God what did you think

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was going to happen oh God get out of the water okay stop stop all right let

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me Focus that's your product eventually it'll run out if you don't want it to

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have such outstanding P cleaning power then maybe you should design it with a

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less powerful jet I couldn't I couldn't dream of that world the good news is I'm

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fing electric so we're on to the next part

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what dude it teleported me it was a checkpoint it teleported I didn't know

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that happened oh my God I'm going to swim all

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the way back is it all right if it gets on the keyboard a little bit you don't

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really want want to stay in there if you do we have extra pants okay you've got this right yeah

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oh I wouldn't turn around what was

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that did you see that no but I heard you

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saying you were really good at Minecraft you know I'm really good at

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Minecraft okay but it you can't always believe everything you

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hear can you turn around for a second

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come here come here come here you what the was

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that

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dude this is crazy it's just on my in

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ARM man it's hitting my ARM in the right side of my head we were kind of

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expecting you to beat this a lot faster no I'm such an idiot dude I'm

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actually okay we have other Maps would you like to try an easier

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map what do the smoke even mean no I

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don't want to try anything we're going to be here till we finish this is going

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to go from funny real quick to it's going to hurt you I'm going to hurt

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you oh my god dude I'm this is

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insane I get it I get it I get it I'm in the water I'm in the water now Q

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speedrun music now oh God I think that might have been too

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early dude that jump is so hard that you don't understand how hard a three block

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jump is we're fine we've only been here for 7 minutes this is not going to be 7

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Minutes of the video so just understand understand the video you were watching

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right right now I've been getting I've been getting sprayed for 7 minutes straight uh Floatplane exclusive lm.

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g/f Floatplane uh you guys are going to

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have lots of behind the scenes and Extras from this I suspect dude my mic

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has got to be soaked uh that's okay that's a price I'm willing to pay watch

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watch watch watch okay he's going to get it he's going to get it this is

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it I don't think it's possible by man I

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don't think man can do it AI is necessary for this okay should we move

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to the next map no oh I see here

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what oh no way come on he's got wait

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it's not over come on don't get hit off oh my God that's just the first

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checkpoint yeah I no know that was actually embarrassingly slow uh can I

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towel you off at all before yeah please dab y That's great there you go that's

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great y there you go that's LTT Store quality okay

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okay okay what what I mean the instructions

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were pretty clear they said don't get hit off it say don't get hit off right

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so then you need to follow the instructions okay all right you're right he's actually been an amazing guest and

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I feel genuinely bad about what we're doing to him right

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now God okay no no no hold up hold up hold on hold on it's about pattern

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recognition yeah Cycle One cycle

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two cycle three cycle

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four cycle one cycle two

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cycle three cycle

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four cycle five

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oh that's a long Gap though okay yeah so

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Cycle One cycle

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two cycle

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three yeah I thought it was after five I

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honestly think the cycle is different every time I was just saying that out

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loud ah a dude I wish there Wasing sense to

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what this is happening you know what's stupid you hang out with like xqc and

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you're like let me give you a free computer right like like Carl Jacobs

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here's a free computer and then it's me and it's like oh um how about uh you get

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where are Merchant get soaked for me now

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um for what it's worth Carl paid for that computer okay man you got this you got

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this oh you got this

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oh

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oh that's where do I go oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my God is that another

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three block jump yeah okay it goes It

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goes It goes It goes okay okay dude what is the

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pattern

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man really though how long are we going to make him do this you guys until he

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quits uh you've seen his sabatons right

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I don't quit on my thing yeah um guys if it's a war of attrition you want it's a

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war of attrition you'll get I'll do this till it's not fun for you I'm not doing anything no none of us

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are okay I was trying to here I I got I

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got you I got you I don't need it I don't need it okay I don't need this I'm

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a parkour

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God uh can we please also have a change of clothes ready for him uh get him

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engineering samples of the socks so he has new socks he's probably soaked down

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to his socks at this point get please get him it was all part of our secret plan to

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get him as into our merch as we are into his I'm so I'm getting so frustrated I'm

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mad I'm not even mad at you guys I'm just mad at myself God

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perhaps what what what no I had that one

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okay one more run one more run dude it's there's so much water are you guys

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looking at this it's a powerful B we

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can't change that

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thanks I was thirsty you sick man all right check

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check me out last R dude I actually I

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actually think you're a bad person now I want to try can I try am I allowed to

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try be my [ __ ] guess okay all right and I'm going to need my own change of

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clothes here well I don't want to miss this first jump so I'm going to make

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sure oh damn okay that's a little frustrating

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yeah and then imagine you're just trying to get out of the water and it does it

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again yep and then imagine you're climbing the ladder and it does it a

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third time you know what I don't really need to imagine it because I um yeah I

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got to experience it for my see if you dude if you get this I

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actually think I'll never play a video game again all right okay so just

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patience okay it's a virtue dude I think it's

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random I think it is random I think it's

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actually random though like random random that's what I said I think it's

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random I what do you think think random memes I think it's random wait a why the

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are you holding that I'm playing video games I'm playing video playing video

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games give me that don't worry about it don't worry about no you play your tiny to some other time don't worry about

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it sorry sorry I have such fragile thumbs okay don't don't no don't show

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him everything sorry sorry sorry don't give him that okay the the I think the

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explosions are just a distraction I don't think they're anything they probably stop you running I don't think

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they're anything

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okay maybe there are

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some yeah it's going down my neck now yeah yeah yeah that's that's when it

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gets fled go down the ne this is actually impressive this setup is like

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an Arduino basically yeah I'm kind of a

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tech guy do you know about how I'm already passed two of them damn

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it okay I'm out okay what's the next

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challenge Tanner that that's just a that's a

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glitch okay all

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right I legally have to make that sound when I drink it okay so I hit this I'm

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going to drop and then I have to not hit a block okay oh okay I mean I think you

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got this it's just swirls easy oh water oh that's so but I

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did it right oh okay what what was that okay I

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died what happens I believe what am I supposed to

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fall in that tiny little Jesus

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Christ Jesus what are these they're like little

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gel pellets oh wow those are actually uh

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my God they broke on my skin okay he's

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got this he's got dude I I

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oh I know

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oh oh godio

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a I thought that was

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water oh we're good why does it smell like

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[ __ ] do you smell that actually no dude

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it smells putrid the point we were trying to make is that that's what your

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ass would be like without the swipe

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of we're really here to help

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you

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can we at least get him changed out of the wet

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top have you ever tried our apparel I have never tried your apparel this is

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our devious plan to get you to do it but you've somehow swindled

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me oh my God that smells is that just a

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random punishment for him dying and stuff yeah okay oh my God are you sure

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you don't want the hoodie in case that gun goes off again I'd rather it hit me

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and then sue you come on do it do it do it

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coward do it do it do it you

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little oh jeez man okay the instantly oh

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my God instantly there's a little marks that show that's like within a second guys okay I I promise you I didn't know

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exactly what they were going to hit you with oh you needed to Sprint there wait

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wait you can hit this hit the white hit the white what no I was going the wrong

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way no no no

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and help for the you didn't hit the jump but I I wasn't sure where the edge was

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yeah I'm dead ah damn it that really hurts all right let's go for our third

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challenge okay how good are you at speed

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running uh I can get it a seated or or

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random random o ramulus and

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Painis all right Romulus let's see what you got how long should it take him to

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like win yeah I could get it done you know it's not exactly going to be world

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record Pace per se I mean you made a stick that's more than I can do in

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Minecraft yeah oh God do you know any M name three Minecraft

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creators uh Carl Jacobs okay bang ant

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venom sure yeah lock it in lewig no I do

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not count who is the greatest Minecraft player of all time blood wig dude yes

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this is like getting Magnus Carlson and then saying hey man we want to see you

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ARM wrestle I don't know what I'm the Magnus Carlson of yet but I'll work yeah

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I was about to ask okay so what game should you be playing right now okay the

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game I'm best at that I would never lose to you in a single game Super Smash

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Brothers Melee okay I don't think you would ever take a stock off me uh given

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a 100 games I wouldn't lose one to you really not one stock in a 100 games hey

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hold on a second I forgot about this when you challenged me and you said you

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would beat me at any game yep we still

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have to do that so what am I coming down to La later or what and for what cuz I

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kind of feel like I should take him on in Minecraft based on how good he is at

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it what did I do you took fall damage yeah you need to come to La we're going

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to do a bro vers bro okay all right do you have your games list yet yeah what I

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go shoot I I think I listed them on the W show shoot what I think one of them

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was beat saber okay yeah that's fine I think one of them was ano 1800 okay

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which was not made in the year 1800 it's just about the year 1800 it'd be

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impressive though you know what um I'll take you on in

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TowerFall towerful yeah what is that game it's platformer com like it's a 1 V

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one platformer game can I keep it a stack with you keep it a what can I keep

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it a stack with you a stag a stack a buck can I keep it 100 100 of what a

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stack is 100 100% Can I be real can I be honest yeah of course I am not going to

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come close to beating this game yeah yeah no that's fine I have been slowly

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mining gravel just for like the past 10

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minutes while we've been talking making no progress and I it just ran out of

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pick finger slipped let me try the last map this map was inspired by the map

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called 11 ways to die so they added some

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cool new updates must be at least easy

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difficulty don't no that's yeah I'm nervous man you're doing great I don't

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know how to I'm getting upset I'm getting mad I'm

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getting and you know how I get when I get angry

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so you picked a game where the object of the game is to

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die but my object in real life is to not die see you keep saying you but I had

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nothing to do with it uh can I die in

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this room how do I kill myself oh but if you hit the harder ground does that hurt

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more yeah that's going to take a really long

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time how do I kill myself okay just don't eat the food

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right yeah oh my God he sounds so defeated what

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have you guys done to him you saw how much energy he had when he came in here

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at least hey we're getting good luck with the RNG the gun hasn't gone off in a

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while you just had you have to say no I had nothing to do with

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it okay you get it woo

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hey he likes the butt puncher way too much all right I did it I'm I'm done I'm

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I'm done I'm done man I'm done you know what we're going to win you know what

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we're going to beat we're beating wipe out what we're

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going to beat wipo no we're not beating white oh my God stop it's the only game

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here that we have any chance of beating holy

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holy come on oh it's a fog machine I

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I keep waiting at the top like it's not

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as we have new pants for him right yes okay good w w in the chat warning

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rotating logs okay no you got this

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though okay oh that was

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so okay I had it I played so

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well um

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did we use like water hardened components at all or like are we just

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hoping for the best here all the Serv are waterproof it's fine I kind of meant

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the keyboard well what the how are you supposed to deal with

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that yeah that wasn't it thank you lius

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for the quick analysis okay hold on oh

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God this I've done I've done Mr Beast Island

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for 24 hours I have to say this is the

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worst shoot I've ever done lonus you're hurting

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me I'm sorry do I look wet yep I mean as a

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married man I wouldn't know much about it but I think you look

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wet come on

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Jesus

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what is happening right now dude it's the part it's the like there's a

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conveyor belt that's like whipping back and forth shoot me shoot me right now

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shoot me right now no no no don't what

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what is he breaking is he breaking things I think he's breaking things I broke

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something I told the TSA agents I came to visit a

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friend oh man oh that oh that that looks so good I'm going to go fast so good I'm

00:22:30.960 --> 00:22:36.080
going fast yeah that looked so good you were doing awesome that was awesome

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where's the checkpoint oh no there is no checkpoint

00:22:38.279 --> 00:22:45.320
it hits him both I just have to keep going this one might be too hard

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dude you you got me fired up saying that right

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now oh no way he's at the halfway point

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he's

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halfway I'm actually so I can get

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this oh no

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way dude this I'm going crazy here I'm going

00:23:17.240 --> 00:23:19.600
crazy

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here

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we're not done we're not done at some point your keyboard is going to break my

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keyboard yes this oh damn it okay this

00:23:40.039 --> 00:23:47.720
is very predictable oh that's good compared to everything so why would you

00:23:44.640 --> 00:23:49.200
do that what did you why did you do that

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I'm not trying to be critical come on buddy sit in the chair sit in the chair

00:23:50.799 --> 00:23:56.200
he knows how to do it oh the ledge I I

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don't even know how this game works I didn't know you can walk on that ledge you got to walk on that ledge we got got

00:23:58.640 --> 00:24:03.799
time when the Block's done oh that's why you're yelling at me yeah cuz I didn't

00:24:02.679 --> 00:24:07.159
know what you were doing I thought you were just like going for

00:24:13.120 --> 00:24:17.480
it I don't even know where the ladder

00:24:17.679 --> 00:24:22.679
is oh damn it

00:24:20.960 --> 00:24:27.360
no wow ow ow damn

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it you know my nickname

00:24:30.600 --> 00:24:37.600
in sorry you were saying my nickname in high school was early Linus it was early

00:24:35.559 --> 00:24:39.840
Linus yeah I was never on time for class totally

00:24:41.679 --> 00:24:49.989
unrelated your reaction speed's gone down people are talking about in the

00:24:50.200 --> 00:24:56.159
office oh my no you what the heck happened you went too far forward you

00:24:54.600 --> 00:25:02.320
hit the next challenge you actually did it though you did it the first time is

00:24:58.880 --> 00:25:03.720
that for me yeah go ahead mop me you

00:25:02.320 --> 00:25:06.640
don't want to be mopped with what was on the floor mop

00:25:09.679 --> 00:25:19.919
me it's fine he's in his zone now did you guys

00:25:14.720 --> 00:25:25.600
see this Zone bop bop jump bop bop bop

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bop bop bop jump bpop bpop bpop bpop

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jump bpop bpop Bop [ __ ]

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jump last

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obstacle dude they're really close together that's miserable what a

00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:41.679
miserable final

00:25:43.360 --> 00:25:47.720
challenge I feel like the dev of this game didn't keep in mind that some

00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:54.720
people are going to be playing with a bedet that targets them and hits them with water wait wait wait I'm so stupid

00:25:52.080 --> 00:25:57.080
lius I figured it out okay here we go check this

00:25:57.240 --> 00:26:00.240
out

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oh um this is a good idea why were we

00:26:07.399 --> 00:26:14.000
platforming first person people are going to be watching us like look at

00:26:11.679 --> 00:26:19.240
these idiots you know what we'll cut all of that out so all they'll see is this

00:26:16.679 --> 00:26:23.200
okay dude you got this

00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:25.960
holy and then here you want first person for here yeah I think

00:26:27.240 --> 00:26:35.720
so come on man come on we did

00:26:31.799 --> 00:26:37.120
this also thir huh third person was

00:26:35.720 --> 00:26:44.000
cheating third person was cheating I don't care we didn't

00:26:39.039 --> 00:26:46.360
know why was he cheating final jump

00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:51.039
okay well what's the final jump I don't really get it oh wait so the okay we got

00:26:48.360 --> 00:26:55.120
the drawbridge that goes down okay but what is this how do you oh I don't know

00:26:52.640 --> 00:27:00.880
I think it's moving now I get on it over here you just get on

00:26:57.240 --> 00:27:03.799
it okay

00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:07.720
okay okay so you just got to bounce yeah and H thing and then make

00:27:10.440 --> 00:27:15.039
it is this as close as we get oh

00:27:13.559 --> 00:27:18.080
backwards okay yeah so I didn't know how far it went yeah no no no no that yeah

00:27:17.000 --> 00:27:23.919
when do you know when do you know it's the end here look up for a second maybe we can see uh when it reaches the end of

00:27:21.919 --> 00:27:29.080
the track or we can count him on the way back actually um okay no no no you got

00:27:27.559 --> 00:27:33.120
to hit the thing first you got to hit the the bridge first I think wait what

00:27:31.360 --> 00:27:36.000
no no no no you're not supposed to hit do you're supposed to dodge it yeah yeah

00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:41.720
yeah yeah yeah oh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay hold

00:27:38.720 --> 00:27:41.720
on

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no okay so the timing is going to be fall

00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:54.440
bounce oh no that's definitely that's definitely it okay you're good you just

00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:56.399
got to make it here no no no no no cuz

00:27:54.440 --> 00:28:02.320
if if you no offense if you cross a Finish Line after everything I've done

00:28:00.440 --> 00:28:11.200
oh oh oh it's we're going to do this now it's everything I've done 1 2 11 12

00:28:09.159 --> 00:28:16.840
12 and I hit my head there for sure I felt it I felt it okay so it's 12 I

00:28:13.480 --> 00:28:16.840
don't know how to not hit my head

00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:35.679
though okay 12 12 clicks 12 clicks then

00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:37.360
we make a lead 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

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11 11 did I count wrong I think it moved

00:28:40.159 --> 00:28:45.960
one before you jumped on it you didn't say a word well I couldn't tell until

00:28:44.480 --> 00:28:49.760
you jumped and it wasn't in the right spot 10

00:28:51.080 --> 00:29:00.039
11 oh ref ref please give me

00:28:57.039 --> 00:29:00.039
that

00:29:00.080 --> 00:29:06.039
oh dude I'm so close I'm so close I can taste victory with my

00:29:06.600 --> 00:29:12.240
mouth I I I I uh I uh go

00:29:12.279 --> 00:29:26.399
now okay well I was wrong it's okay 3 4

00:29:17.240 --> 00:29:26.399
5 6 7 8 9 10 11

00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:34.120
12 I lost count I lost count Linus I lost

00:29:31.399 --> 00:29:37.120
count I freaked the out cuz I lost count 11

00:29:37.320 --> 00:29:42.559
12 it was too late it was too late I should have jumped while I was

00:29:43.919 --> 00:29:49.559
down what what what is everyone

00:29:47.000 --> 00:29:54.559
snickering about no what you mean no what do you

00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:57.440
mean no I mean you hit the thing with your head tell me when to jump please

00:29:56.200 --> 00:30:11.679
okay fine I'll tell you when to jump just say just say say JUMP okay I'm going to say JUMP 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:11.679
go

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now yes oh wait why is it going off now

00:30:20.760 --> 00:30:28.000
celebration oh my god oh I'm so happy we

00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:30.159
did something of value and it was big

00:30:28.000 --> 00:30:37.600
fairly valuable I was going to say did we oh man um any who wow we really had

00:30:35.320 --> 00:30:43.120
to dig into the archives for the shirts at at the end here do we have a fourth

00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:48.240
level of shirt going to these are supposed to be bits of ripped up masking

00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:53.799
tape to Mark deficiencies in a wall really yeah that is a deep cut yeah cuz

00:30:50.679 --> 00:30:55.760
my painters um for my house where I had

00:30:53.799 --> 00:30:59.639
an argument with them about the kind of uh paint they were using they sat in her

00:30:58.200 --> 00:31:05.320
eggshell finished it doesn't matter the point is thank you so much for coming

00:31:03.279 --> 00:31:09.600
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00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:12.960
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